wut does affiliate mean?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...te&btnG=SearchOriginally Posted by h121589
A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and Firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the roots up & the balls are there for decoration only!
Boom boom.
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Last edited by Alien5; Today at 12:51
At least it made someone giggle.
I want a new hammer for xmas.
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Last edited by Alien5; Today at 12:51
Old one worn out?
Or was the BT man on the receiving end?
Last edited by DanB; 12-07-2004 at 03:43 PM.
I nearly said that.Originally Posted by DanB
I think I'm going to be glad I left it to you. I think she's gone to find the pokey stick.
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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