If a fat man in red comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas.
If a fat man in red comes in the middle of the night and stuffs you into a sack, don't be scared -- it's only Santa. I told him I wanted you for Christmas.
if you do get me in a sack do be scared cos i'm packin heat
Innuedo alert.Originally Posted by h121589
Dear h121589,
Thank you for you warning and your invitation.
However since i have done my duty in my former life as a forcefed caged chicken
i feel obliged to state that Santa has released me from your grip and that it is actually now your turn to clean the feaces of my multimillion family
With regards
the Chik
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