Coughing treatment.

[dion09529]

Any suggestions? I'm coughing 3 days non stop.
In desperation, I prepared myself a cocktail composed by 2 cups of vinegar, 2 cups of honey, 2 cups of water and 1 cup of Mexican Chili.

[IdolEyes787]

Try putting a pillow over your nose and mouth and smothering yourself.

[Broken]

The best cough suppressant is any of the prescription narcotics.

Good luck getting those from a doctorfor a cough though.

[bigboab]

To stop coughing immediately, coat your feet with Vicks Vapour Rub, put on heavy socks and almost instantly the coughing is gone. You may wake up in the middle of the night coughing. Just repeat the process. Sounds crazy, but what the hell, it might just work. If it is all in the mind I'm sure there is plenty room for it.

[DngrMs]

Any suggestions? I'm coughing 3 days non stop.
In desperation, I prepared myself a cocktail composed by 2 cups of vinegar, 2 cups of honey, 2 cups of water and 1 cup of Mexican Chili.

WTF! You're doing it wrong, you need to start at the other end.

Doctor Danger says that for persistent cough (i.e medical certainty of lung cancer) the only relief is a large dildo inserted into the anus. The pressure and resulting mussel tension caused by the foreign object in the anal cavity causes the diaphragm to relax which can, in mildly symptomatic patients, relieve the coughing impulses. Irritant based coughing (e.g. those patients that may have inhaled pubic hair) can not be relieved with this method. Instead, patients displaying symptoms of irritant coughing should simply shove the dildo down their throat.

Bet you're glad I was here to help!

[pootystomp]

Smoke cigarettes, it's calming to the throat and lungs.

[dion09529]

Any suggestions? I'm coughing 3 days non stop.
In desperation, I prepared myself a cocktail composed by 2 cups of vinegar, 2 cups of honey, 2 cups of water and 1 cup of Mexican Chili.

WTF! You're doing it wrong, you need to start at the other end.

Doctor Danger says that for persistent cough (i.e medical certainty of lung cancer) the only relief is a large dildo inserted into the anus. The pressure and resulting mussel tension caused by the foreign object in the anal cavity causes the diaphragm to relax which can, in mildly symptomatic patients, relieve the coughing impulses. Irritant based coughing (e.g. those patients that may have inhaled pubic hair) can not be relieved with this method. Instead, patients displaying symptoms of irritant coughing should simply shove the dildo down their throat.

Bet you're glad I was here to help!

Thanks man! That worked!

[TheFoX]

WTF! You're doing it wrong, you need to start at the other end.

Doctor Danger says that for persistent cough (i.e medical certainty of lung cancer) the only relief is a large dildo inserted into the anus. The pressure and resulting mussel tension caused by the foreign object in the anal cavity causes the diaphragm to relax which can, in mildly symptomatic patients, relieve the coughing impulses. Irritant based coughing (e.g. those patients that may have inhaled pubic hair) can not be relieved with this method. Instead, patients displaying symptoms of irritant coughing should simply shove the dildo down their throat.

Bet you're glad I was here to help!

Thanks man! That worked!

You admit to taking dick up the arse? You strange fellow.

[james99]

cough syrup maybe?

[megabyteme]

Thanks man! That worked!

You admit to taking dick up the arse? You strange fellow.

Idol says it's not ghey as long as it is a rubber cock- preferably a large black one.