The odds are always slim when someone says, "Fuck this, I'm leaving the US!" We hear it every presidential election- sadly, the fuckers who say that don't actually leave. Defying those odds, Mary is holding good to his word and will be fucking off to the Land of the Rising Sun. I figure now is a good time to say goodbye since he's likely to go without saying a word.
I know he's serious now that he's sold his beloved Volvo. That kind of commitment is equal to Bruce Jenner getting his balls cut off. Both parties have always seemed overly attached...
I wish you well on your dream to manage a Japanese turtle farm, Mary.
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