Corgis are out, I'm afraid. They were the favourite breed of Queen Elizabeth II, and there's a decent chance I might end up sleepwalking and kicking...
Do you have a yard to send future death-row pardoned k9 out to run around? Throw a ball for the hairy fucker. Kibble. Water. And occasional reminder...
This is anon's alter-ego account. In real life he's a fucking psychopath and tyrant. He was recently offered a Trump Cabinet position and he replied,...