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Barbarossa
10-04-2005, 11:44 AM
Great name! :01:
manker
10-04-2005, 11:50 AM
Superman's stage name :unsure:
Guillaume
10-04-2005, 11:53 AM
Poor kid.

His wimp parents should have named it Zod! :01:
DarthInsinuate
10-04-2005, 12:37 PM
at least Kevin Smith was a tad more creative when he named Harley Quinn
HeavyMetalParkingLot
10-04-2005, 01:51 PM
at least Kevin Smith was a tad more creative when he named Harley Quinn

*cough*PaulDininamedHarleyQuinn*cough*
DarthInsinuate
10-04-2005, 05:50 PM
no, Kevin Smith named Harley Quinn :dry:
j2k4
10-04-2005, 08:39 PM
Dumb.

I think old Nic has taken a few too many 'ludes while reading too many comic books.

There's a girl in this town whose mother named her Angel.

Middle name is Dust.

Her Mom's in prison.

The girl is already in-and-out of jail.

You shouldn't fuck up a kid's life indulging your own lack of inhibition.

Utterly stupid.

Good thing he's a Coppola-Cage, huh?

He'd get his ass beat every day in public school.
BaphometaS
10-04-2005, 09:26 PM
Superman's stage name :unsure:
Its actually super man's real Kryptonian name..
MediaSlayer
10-04-2005, 09:42 PM
it's dumb, i agree, but they will just end up calling him cal anyway
j2k4
10-04-2005, 10:36 PM
it's dumb, i agree, but they will just end up calling him cal anyway

But then it would all be for naught.

Somehow I think Cage will ensure his kid suffers properly.

Funny...he goes by Cage 'cuz he "doesn't want to be known as a Coppola and profit thereby" (ha!), then he makes fucking sure everyone knows Francis Ford Coppola is his Uncle.

He follows this by saddling his progeny with both names.

Well, hey-he's a flippin' movie star...the kid is only his son.
HeavyMetalParkingLot
10-04-2005, 11:13 PM
no, Kevin Smith named Harley Quinn :dry:

Hold on, I think we are speaking of two different things....I just realized this is about naming their children....
j2k4
10-04-2005, 11:16 PM
no, Kevin Smith named Harley Quinn :dry:

Hold on, I think we are speaking of two different things....I just realized this is about naming their children....


:lol:
HeavyMetalParkingLot
10-04-2005, 11:27 PM
shaddup you
DarthInsinuate
10-04-2005, 11:30 PM
i saw a concrete manhole covery type thing on the pavement, it said Earth Rod on it. If only i had a digital camera with me at the time

i don't know why i just thought of that
j2k4
10-05-2005, 12:42 AM
shaddup you

Yeah, yeah. :)