Dutch lesson No.1

[Santa]

I)f in Amsterdam and a teenage stoned wannabe beetnik street guitarist wants to bum a few euros from you
in dutch you reply (coz dutch are greedy - kijke kijke niet kopen (voyuerists)

" ik heb helemaal niks"

in english phonetics you sou say fast

"eek hep ham-an-eggs"

end lesson one.

[Skiz]

Thanks? :lookaroun

[{I}{K}{E}]

that's not correct :huh:

[Samurai]

Majority of Dutch speak English anyway ;)

[Guillaume]

Majority of Dutch speak English anyway ;)
If you find one who doesn't, yelling "feck off!" extremely loudly will do the trick too.

[Barbarossa]

I)f in Amsterdam and a teenage stoned wannabe beetnik street guitarist wants to bum a few euros from you
in dutch you reply (coz dutch are greedy - kijke kijke niet kopen (voyuerists)

" ik heb helemaal niks"

in english phonetics you sou say fast

"eek hep ham-an-eggs"

end lesson one.

"I have entirely nothing" :blink:



In fact, if you just say, "I keep ham and eggs", they will probably just think you are the village idiot and wander off anyway... ;)

[Santa]

that's not correct :huh:

probeer maar "helemaal niks" snel te zeggen
dan zie je wel dat 't op "ham n eggs" klinkt

[{I}{K}{E}]

that's not correct :huh:

probeer maar "helemaal niks" snel te zeggen
dan zie je wel dat 't op "ham n eggs" klinkt

:lookaroun

[Guillaume]

I still say yelling at them is the best solution.

[Santa]

If you find one who doesn't, yelling "feck off!" extremely loudly will do the trick too.

with dutch accent it is
fukk ohff

or fukk ju

[Barbarossa]

I still say yelling at them is the best solution.

Typical French.. ;)

[lynx]

I've actually experienced this.

Guillaume's method works. :P