Confess your sins here!

[Skweeky1]

I'm sure Karma is after me so here's a list of my sins from the past month or so.

Please do join in so I don't feel too evil:unsure:

1. Stole some Vaseline menthol from the local Tesco
( did lose it the next day though)

2. bf and I stole a packet of sausages because the thing wouldn't scan, wouldn't accept the code on the packet and there was no shop assistant to be seen ( I think maybe we were meant to take 'em, after all, they were reduced)

3. Got snogged by someone who wasn't my bf whilst very drunk


There, that's me squared up.

:naughty:

[Barbarossa]

Had impure thoughts about Kelly Brook. :naughty:

That's about it. :01:

[Spider_dude]

stole 48 cans of lager from gypos on holiday.

[DorisInsinuate]

I was mean to a farmer once,

and I always call my sister fat, because she is.

Also I thought about becoming Buddhist, but realised Buddhists don't eat meat, then I said "Gandhi was a twat" out loud.

[Santa]

shot a bird

shot a guy in leg (bb gun)

hit my dog out of coolness

lied

[4play]

about to dump someone the day before valentines day.

[Santa]

about to dump someone the day before valentines day.

premeditated sin :ph34r:

[Cheese]

I told a Welshman to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar.

[Snee]

I had impure thoughts :cry:

And I lied to some random blonde chick who wanted to get it on with me or something to put her off, 'cos I couldn't be bothered with her right then (in hindsight, that was prolly my loss).




Oh yeah, and I did rob that old lady.

[manker]

I told a Welshman to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar.Sugar mines :lol:

Wtf was all that about? I'm laughing thinking about it but can't for the life of me remember why you said it.


My confession is that I told my missus that Chebus was a mate I knew from university. It all got a bit confusing when I decided to tell her the shameful truth but I think I got away with it :ermm:

[Cheese]

I told a Welshman to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar.Sugar mines :lol:

Wtf was all that about? I'm laughing thinking about it but can't for the life of me remember why you said it.

Apparently, you mocked my dancing so I told you to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar. I then went on to say that all of you (the girls as well) were working-class so I would (having been temporarily promoted to middle-class that night) own the mines and you were my Welsh working-class slaves.

[Barbarossa]

I told a Welshman to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar.

That really is mental talk. :no:

[manker]

Sugar mines :lol:

Wtf was all that about? I'm laughing thinking about it but can't for the life of me remember why you said it.

Apparently, you mocked my dancing so I told you to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar. I then went on to say that all of you (the girls as well) were working-class so I would (having been temporarily promoted to middle-class that night) own the mines and you were my Welsh working-class slaves.It all makes sense now :schnauz:

It's funny how things come back to you with alarming clarity a day or two later - most things after 2 O'Clock remain fuzzy tho'. Btw, teh missus just phoned and reminded me that I have to email Alan so that he can send me some pics of you with 'Liverpool' written across your forehead.

I thought I dreamt that.

[Snee]

Apparently, you mocked my dancing so I told you to go back to the mines and mine me my sugar. I then went on to say that all of you (the girls as well) were working-class so I would (having been temporarily promoted to middle-class that night) own the mines and you were my Welsh working-class slaves.It all makes sense now :schnauz:

It's funny how things come back to you with alarming clarity a day or two later - most things after 2 O'Clock remain fuzzy tho'. Btw, teh missus just phoned and reminded me that I have to email Alan so that he can send me some pics of you with 'Liverpool' written across your forehead.

I thought I dreamt that.
Now, see this is what partying should be about. Writing stuff on someone else's forehead, and doing silly stuff.

Not wandering around aimlessly at the edge of things, staring at the pretty lights :dabs:

Your weekend > mine.

/me feels sorry for himself.

[Skweeky1]

There's nothing wrong with wandering aimlessly looking at pretty lights.
If you're doing that around 3AM it usually means it was a pretty good night and drugs were a-plenty.


If only they didn't raid Glasgow around Christmas time when they had all these pretty blue lights in the trees along the Clyde :(

[Spider_dude]

so when are we having a glsgow geptogether?

[manker]

It all makes sense now :schnauz:

It's funny how things come back to you with alarming clarity a day or two later - most things after 2 O'Clock remain fuzzy tho'. Btw, teh missus just phoned and reminded me that I have to email Alan so that he can send me some pics of you with 'Liverpool' written across your forehead.

I thought I dreamt that.
Now, see this is what partying should be about. Writing stuff on someone else's forehead, and doing silly stuff.

Not wandering around aimlessly at the edge of things, staring at the pretty lights :dabs:

Your weekend > mine.

me feels sorry for himself.:( It does seem as if your weekend didn't go so well.

In all fairness, I think the forehead painting went on a few years ago, not when I was there. Mind, I'm sure that there was more silly stuff that happened - I'll post about it when I remember it :unsure:

[manker]

so when are we having a glsgow geptogether?I duno, wasn't JP gonna let us all stay in the east wing of his house or something.

[Spider_dude]

i think cheese posted a pic of his forehead painting on the old old moderation. i'm gonna see if i can find a link

[Spider_dude]

found the page but the pic has expired.

http://www.withcheese.ipbfree.com/index.php?showtopic=688&hl=liverpool

lets see if google cache can help

[Snee]

There's nothing wrong with wandering aimlessly looking at pretty lights.

I was indoors the whole time I did that tho' :dabs:

They can't possibly have been as pretty as I remember them.

[Skweeky1]

were you on E?

[Snee]

Nah, just some weed, or something, and a few beers.

[GepperRankins]

Had impure thoughts about Kelly Brook. :naughty:

That's about it. :01:
also watched that agatha christie thing. (my mp3 player ran out of batteries :snooty: )

had impure thoughts about everyone, including harry enfield :dabs:


not been able to touch myself for a week :pinch:

[Cheese]

found the page but the pic has expired.

http://www.withcheese.ipbfree.com/index.php?showtopic=688&hl=liverpool

lets see if google cache can help

I took it down a while ago. I am now off to Alan's flat to destroy all evidence of Liverpool love on my forehead.

[GepperRankins]

mulcadia did a football joke :smilie4:

[Snee]

mulcadia did a football joke :smilie4:
:score:

[GepperRankins]

i might let him off because i presume he was thinking of manchester united fans. of which there are none in manchester :dabs:

[j2k4]

I've been sin-free for some time...I'm sure I've thought some uncharitable thoughts here and there, but they were well-deserved, so I'm clean.

I'll try to do worse next time, Skweeky. :)

Amendment:

I cursed (without blaspheming, of course) an eight-ball which refused to roll the last quarter-inch into the corner pocket after travelling five rails beautifully.

Mea culpa.

[hamm]

A rouge such as yourself should be stuck repeatedly with a bag of hot nickels.

I can hardly belive you capable of such debauchery.

[Snee]

Stuck with a bag :ohmy:

The inhumanity!

[Snee]

Do we lock him in a room with it, or what? :unsure:

[hamm]

Locking him in a room with only his balls to play with to would hardly seem like punishment.

[Lilmiss]

i've never sinned. :happy:


or if i have, i don't regret it enough to let karma bitch slap me to fiery hell.

[Snee]

Locking him in a room with only his balls to play with to would hardly seem like punishment.
Fair point, someone else should play with his bag :ermm:

[hamm]

You offering? :huh:

[Snee]

No, I reckon we need someone callous, someone who'd pay no heed to the particular pains that come with rough handling of that particular area.

In short, some sort of woman.

[hamm]

In short, some sort of woman.
So, how tall do you suppose Lilmiss is?

[Proper Bo]

not very:dabs:

[Snee]

In short, some sort of woman.
So, how tall do you suppose Lilmiss is?
he told me he wasn't a woman, the other day :dabs:

[hamm]

Perfect! :01:

[Biggles]

i've never sinned. :happy:


or if i have, i don't regret it enough to let karma bitch slap me to fiery hell.

Apart from the fibbing thing obviously :rolleyes:

As for moi

Too numerous to mention, especially the fibbing thing :blink:

[j2k4]

Perfect! :01:

Hmmmm.

I'll take that.

If you insist. :naughty:

[sArA]

My main sin is that I can be a real snappy bitch at times. :blushing:

[Gripper]

Just generaly being amisrable old git.

[j2k4]

My main sin is that I can be a real snappy bitch at times. :blushing:

What?

No secondary sinning?

C'mon, sArA, you're a biker chick...:dry:

[sArA]

My main sin is that I can be a real snappy bitch at times. :blushing:

What?

No secondary sinning?

C'mon, sArA, you're a biker chick...:dry:


I am :innocent:

[S!X]

I think my socials teacher is hitting on me.:ph34r: :lookaroun

[j2k4]

What?

No secondary sinning?

C'mon, sArA, you're a biker chick...:dry:


I am :innocent:

Oh, we know that. :P

[Lilmiss]

Apart from the fibbing thing obviously


fibbing is for wimps, i lie. :01:

[Gripper]

Apart from the fibbing thing obviously


fibbing is for wimps, i lie with dogs :01:
:lol:

[Lilmiss]

heh heh, i had to check i didn't type that.
even though it's sadly true. :unsure:

[hobbes]

shot a bird

shot a guy in leg (bb gun)

hit my dog out of coolness

lied

You hit a dog in front of me, I will break your spine and suck out the marrow.

Just think about that the next time you want to hurt your dog, bitch.

Not kidding, not even a little bit.

[twisterX]

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2835/w0w3rx.gif

[hobbes]

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2835/w0w3rx.gif

Yeah, hobbes has his buttons and he ain't always friendly.

Not kidding, at all.

[twisterX]

Runnnn!!!

[hobbes]

Runnnn!!!

A good run is better than a bad stand, anyday.

[maebach]

:lol:

i guess i'll run with twister

[LegendaryU2K]

LOL, i did some stuff, nothing evil, but i did things, but see, we all change in time.

Peace.

[hippychick]

I have nothing to confess Imma :angel1:

[Busyman]

1. When my mother wanted to put the cat to sleep (too sick) and told me it would cost money I told her I'd take the cat out back and break his neck. She elected to put the cat to sleep, however.

2. When me and an ex-gf broke up briefly, I went and fucked 9 different women in a week (safely of course). Some were ones I knew I could call in a pinch and others were women I met that week and hooked up with.
It's one of those things I of course never talked about when we got back together.

3. On a different side, I told an ex (I was with at the time) that I had sex with the ex before her (she knew her) at the beginning of our relationship at the time. I was trying to be honest :pinch: and luckily since it was the beginning she didn't smack the shit outta me.:mellow:

4. My PS1 started fucking up soon after I bought it (way back) so I bought another. cleaned up the old one, and returned it.

5. I've switched price tags on items (but who hasn't). Mostly works on markdowns. UPCs prevent alot.

6. Bought some gutter covers. They were in a box and the check-out person didn't wanna count them. I forgot how many were in there and gave a low number. I end up getting about 13 free (I think about $4 each). Any number I gave would have been wrong. :idunno:

7. When I bought a Sony surround receiver and speakers (yeeeearz ago), they were giving a free dvd player with it. I think it was Hi-Fi.com.
It was supposed to be $600. I called 'cause I was supposed to get $25 off by ordering on the net but teh web wouldn't apply teh discount. The rep quoted me the right price ($575) but when I received the stuff I saw I was charged $475. I also sent in a coupon for 5 DVD movies free (came with the player) and got those 5....twice. Sold 4 of the extras for $10 and gave the other to a friend.

I never called to advise of the pricing error.

8. I had season tickets to the Bullets (now the Wizards) back when we had Chris Webber and games were at US Air Arena (Capital Centre for those that remember). When I went to see the Bullets play the Bulls in the playoffs (Jordan ya know) I bought tickets to the first home game and second (WHICH WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF THE BULLETS COULD'VE WON ONE FRIGGIN' GAME).
I bought tons of tickets 'cause I was going to sell them.
I gave my mother, girlfriend and aunts their tickets and me and one o my boys went to sell the other tickets. I sold 4 tickets outside (with heavy markup of course) then went in to my seat. When we get to our seat, there are folks sitting in them so after som politeness we were like, "GET THE FUCK UP!!" Security came and it seemed those us and those folks had valid tickets. Since they were already sitting we got escorted to the Bullets office.

I was pissed and was about to really lose it when......
some executive guy came out and gave us a paper ticket with handwriting on it.

Me and my boy watched the game 2 rows from the floor and sat next to Bernie Bickerstaff's daughter.:O







....turns out the whoooole mix up was 'cause my dumbass mixed in the second game's tickets with that day's tickets (a game that never happened 'cause Calbert Cheaney missed the last shot at the buzzer). I don't even know WTH I sold outside. They would be able to get a refund anyway but not for the marked up price. The execs and security never looked at the tickets close enough to see it was a different date. :lookaroun

Now tickets are scanned so that can't happen anymore. :whew:
I almost went bald when it doesn't even run in my family but ended up making a shitload of money, saw Jordan play my home team 2 rows from the floor, and got to rap to the coach's daughter.

[Barbarossa]

1. When my mother wanted to put the cat to sleep (too sick) and told me it would cost money I told her I'd take the cat out back and break his neck. She elected to put the cat to sleep, however.

2. When me and an ex-gf broke up briefly, I went and fucked 9 different women in a week (safely of course). Some were ones I knew I could call in a pinch and others were women I met that week and hooked up with.
It's one of those things I of course never talked about when we got back together.

3. On a different side, I told an ex (I was with at the time) that I had sex with the ex before her (she knew her) at the beginning of our relationship at the time. I was trying to be honest :pinch: and luckily since it was the beginning she didn't smack the shit outta me.:mellow:

4. My PS1 started fucking up soon after I bought it (way back) so I bought another. cleaned up the old one, and returned it.

5. I've switched price tags on items (but who hasn't). Mostly works on markdowns. UPCs prevent alot.

6. Bought some gutter covers. They were in a box and the check-out person didn't wanna count them. I forgot how many were in there and gave a low number. I end up getting about 13 free (I think about $4 each). Any number I gave would have been wrong. :idunno:

7. When I bought a Sony surround receiver and speakers (yeeeearz ago), they were giving a free dvd player with it. I think it was Hi-Fi.com.
It was supposed to be $600. I called 'cause I was supposed to get $25 off by ordering on the net but teh web wouldn't apply teh discount. The rep quoted me the right price ($575) but when I received the stuff I saw I was charged $475. I also sent in a coupon for 5 DVD movies free (came with the player) and got those 5....twice. Sold 4 of the extras for $10 and gave the other to a friend.

I never called to advise of the pricing error.

8. I had season tickets to the Bullets (now the Wizards) back when we had Chris Webber and games were at US Air Arena (Capital Centre for those that remember). When I went to see the Bullets play the Bulls in the playoffs (Jordan ya know) I bought tickets to the first home game and second (WHICH WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF THE BULLETS COULD'VE WON ONE FRIGGIN' GAME).
I bought tons of tickets 'cause I was going to sell them.
I gave my mother, girlfriend and aunts their tickets and me and one o my boys went to sell the other tickets. I sold 4 tickets outside (with heavy markup of course) then went in to my seat. When we get to our seat, there are folks sitting in them so after som politeness we were like, "GET THE FUCK UP!!" Security came and it seemed those us and those folks had valid tickets. Since they were already sitting we got escorted to the Bullets office.

I was pissed and was about to really lose it when......
some executive guy came out and gave us a paper ticket with handwriting on it.

Me and my boy watched the game 2 rows from the floor and sat next to Bernie Bickerstaff's daughter.:O







....turns out the whoooole mix up was 'cause my dumbass mixed in the second game's tickets with that day's tickets (a game that never happened 'cause Calbert Cheaney missed the last shot at the buzzer). I don't even know WTH I sold outside. They would be able to get a refund anyway but not for the marked up price. The execs and security never looked at the tickets close enough to see it was a different date. :lookaroun

Now tickets are scanned so that can't happen anymore. :whew:
I almost went bald when it doesn't even run in my family but ended up making a shitload of money, saw Jordan play my home team 2 rows from the floor, and got to rap to the coach's daughter.

I get the feeling you could go on and on and on.... :P

*cough...microwave...*cough...childs cinema tickets...*cough

[asmithz]

One sin of mine, Is that I make fun of people alot to my friend. About there race, or what ever is wrong with them. I guess I don't mean it in a rude way. Im kinda like Dave Chappell, using race as comedy, not to be rude.

I make people put pity on me, just for the attenion. I really need to stop that.

I went out with my best friends girlfriend for 4 months and had sex with her more then once, and told him. aNd that wasnt the first time i went out with my friends girlfriend. The one before that I just went out with, but nothing happen.


I've made fun of my friends behide there back to make myself look better.

Thats some, can't really think right now.

[j2k4]

can't really think right now.

Probably because you're wracked with guilt...:P

[j2k4]

and got to rap to the coach's daughter.

Was she impressed?

Did you at least give her some shopping tips? :huh:

[Busyman]

and got to rap to the coach's daughter.

Was she impressed?

Did you at least give her some shopping tips? :huh:
Why would I give her shopping tips?

internet does not = real life , kevin :happy:

[j2k4]

Was she impressed?

Did you at least give her some shopping tips? :huh:
Why would I give her shopping tips?

internet does not = real life , kevin :happy:

You went to an internet game? :huh:

[Busyman]

Why would I give her shopping tips?

internet does not = real life , kevin :happy:

You went to an internet game? :huh:
I leave you befuddled and move on......

[j2k4]

You went to an internet game? :huh:
I leave you befuddled and move on......

You are wearing my shoes, and sloppily at that.

Even in your own footwear, you couldn't move fast enough to "leave" me...

[Snee]

Not with that busted knee, anyhow.

[Busyman]

I leave you befuddled and move on......

You are wearing my shoes, and sloppily at that.

Even in your own footwear, you couldn't move fast enough to "leave" me...
Oh, catch up then http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6266/whoosh8zb.gif

[Busyman]

Not with that busted knee, anyhow.
My kneehab is going quite well I'll have you know. :snooty:

I should have no problem lapping the old fella in da wawka.

[Skweeky1]

I had impure thoughts
Laughed last time at a program about women with persistent sexual arousal syndrome. I'm really sorry about that. A 100 orgasms a day is nothing to snigger about:blink:

[Snee]

That was on here too, yesterday.

Weird.



And well, when there are children starving in the world, and people being tortured, having orgasms like all the time seems kinda' unimportant, in comparison.

[manker]

, and people being tortured, having orgasms like all the time seems kinda' unimportant, in comparison.Yeah but altho' unimportant, the orgasms must make the torture itself more bearable :dabs: