Something for You Wankers to Think About.

[manker]

http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

I have made 9.140625 gallons and 76.2822084375 lbs. of Jizz!
If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 65 yards.
I have killed approximately 421,200,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 2340 kittens.


:smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php

I have made 9.140625 gallons and 76.2822084375 lbs. of Jizz!
If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 65 yards.
I have killed approximately 421,200,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 2340 kittens.


:smilie4:

You can't keep it all in :dabs:

[Carcinus]

Population control FTW!

[ziggyjuarez]

You have made 14.625 gallons and 122.0515335 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.04 football fields!
You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3744 kittens.

[manker]

You have made 14.625 gallons and 122.0515335 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.04 football fields!
You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3744 kittens.Ziggy beat me :huh:







:naughty:

[enoughfakefiles]

You have made 14.625 gallons and 122.0515335 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.04 football fields!
You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3744 kittens.

[Busyman]

:(

[Santa]

Please show video footage of your achievements in one

[JPaul]

Please show video footage of your achievements in one
Poove

[DorisInsinuate]

You have made 270291.9375 gallons and 2255695.4163802 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 14415.57 football fields!
You have killed approximately 9,341,289,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 51896052 kittens.

[j2k4]

You have made 14.625 gallons and 122.0515335 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.04 football fields!
You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3744 kittens.Ziggy beat me :huh:

I wouldn't have thought him so inclined to help in that fashion.

Did you thank him at all, at all. :huh:

[Gripper]

Ziggy beat me :huh:

I wouldn't have thought him so inclined to help in that fashion.

Did you thank him at all, at all. :huh:
:glag: :sick:

[GepperRankins]

Ziggy beat me :huh:

I wouldn't have thought him so inclined to help in that fashion.

Did you thank him at all, at all. :huh:


:pinch: :reallol: you still eat babies though :snooty:

[GepperRankins]

You have made 11.375 gallons and 94.9289705 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 80.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 524,160,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2912 kittens.


:ermm:

[enoughfakefiles]

The last bit kind off scares me about the kittens :blink:

[Cheese]

You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 0 yards.
You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
You have killed 18 hookers.

:dabs:

[JPaul]

You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 0 yards.
You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
You have killed 18 hookers.

:dabs:

The only bit that's true is the last line. Fact.

[Gripper]

Cheese=west country ripper :ohmy:

[manker]

You have made 0 gallons and 0 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 0 yards.
You have killed approximately 0 little swimmers.
You have killed 18 hookers.

:dabs:

The only bit that's true is the last line. Fact.He might be a eunuch :dabs:

[Cheese]

The dabs smilie does have a universal truth to it. :dabs:

[JPaul]

The only bit that's true is the last line. Fact.He might be a eunuch :dabs:
That's a Kajagoogoo album, if memory serves.

[Gripper]

Is Cheese The Cheddar Chopper???

[Cheese]

Is Cheese The Cheddar Chopper???

I'm the Cheddar Chopper only I never done it, I only said I done it so that they would stop reading me Yogi's posts.

[wavertreeboy]

You have made 39.8125 gallons and 332.25139675 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.8311111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,834,560,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10192 kittens.

[Barbarossa]

You have made 39.8125 gallons and 332.25139675 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.8311111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,834,560,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10192 kittens.

You wanker :nono:

[DorisInsinuate]

You dirty cockwanker.

[Barbarossa]

You dirty cockwanker.

You skanky jizzgobbler

[DorisInsinuate]

You whorematropic spunkspizzler.

[Barbarossa]

You whorematropic spunkspizzler.

You've got a nerve calling me a spunkspizzler. :ermm:

[sArA]

Hypathetically.....If I were a lad loike.......


You have made 60.9375 gallons and 508.54805625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 4.3333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,808,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 15600 kittens.