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Skweeky
11-24-2006, 10:25 PM
It's too busy at work
Too many people are taking out credit cards and I don't have the energy to sell to all of them.
And since they done that thing on the telly about identity theft everyone thinks they are specialists.
I keep having conversations that go like this:
Me: Can I have characters two and three from your security password please?
Customer: No, I can't give you that
Me: And why is that?
Customer: How do I know who you are?
Me: ....
:huh: :wacko:
delimare
11-24-2006, 10:29 PM
Just tell them you're Catwoman.
internet.news
11-24-2006, 10:30 PM
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JPaul
11-24-2006, 10:41 PM
Just say "Hokey Dokey", in a really cheery voice.
Then say "If I can be of any help please don't hesitate to call me again" and wait for them to hang up.
See how many actually do
Skweeky
11-24-2006, 11:42 PM
Great idea.
I like that.
I shall try this on Monday
Lilmiss
11-25-2006, 12:05 AM
Most of my clients are deaf, so I get away with saying numerous flavoured profanities at the ole fuckers without them realising. :smilie4:
Great idea.
I like that.
I shall try this on Monday
Try it on Sunday, then ask them why they are ringing you at home. :unsure:
Wolfmight
11-25-2006, 07:30 AM
how the hell did he do dat?
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