View Full Version : What do you have?
I have 2 televisions, 2 DVD players, 1 VCR.
I have 2 stereos.
I have 6 remote controls, divided between 2 drawers.
I have 2 computers, 2 printers, and 1 scanner.
I have 4 cell phones, 2 phone lines.
I have no messages.
I have 3 cookbooks.
I have 7 take-out menus for 2 restaurants.
I have 7 packets of ketchup.
I have (approx) 100 packets of Sweet N Low.
I have 46 dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs, and glasses.
I have 8 pairs of golf, walking, cowboy boots, and dress shoes.
I am wearing socks.
I have 1, 37 cent stamp.
I have 13, 2 cent stamps.
I have 18,504 mp3 files.
I listen to only 1 morning radio talk show.
I have 4 sets of linens/sheets for 1 bed and 1 air mattress.
I don't like having houseguests.
I have 4,507 frequent flier miles.
I have 28 Days on DVD.
I have 31 yards of dental floss.
What do you have? :unsure:
Chip Monk
02-26-2007, 09:16 AM
I have no messages.
I have 4 sets of linens/sheets for 1 bed and 1 air mattress.
I don't like having houseguests.
You have a trading rep.
I have a double bladed knife
I have brass knuckles
I have a wallet
I have a computer
I have seckz
I have a torch lighter
That's it for now.
Busyman™
02-26-2007, 09:46 AM
I have 5 televisions, 7 DVD players, 3 VCRs
I have 2 stereos.
I have 20 remote controls
I have 5 computers, 4 printers, and 2 scanners
I have 7 cell phones, 3 phone lines, 2 wireless headsets
My mailbox is full (again)
I have 2 cars but need a pick-up truck
I have 4 cookbooks plus a free subscription to Bon Apetit
I have 14 take-out menus for multiple restaurants stashed in drawer
I have 3 wholesale club sized bottles of ketchup.
I have 1 bag of Splenda which I stopped using since I lost most of the weight I gained
I have no idea how many dishes I have.
I have 7 weeks under my belt of playing basketball since I had my knee surgered
I have maybe 30 pairs of shoes but that's collected over years (shoe size don't change)
I have 10 suits, 4 sport coats, 0 tuxedos
I am not wearing socks.
I have 1 gazebo
I have 8 trees in my yard
I have 1 fire hydrant off my yard
I have 1 neighbor
I have 1 roll of 37 cent stamps.
I have 1 page of 2 cent stamps.
I have 0, 39 cent stamps.
I have too many mp3 files to count.
I have 4 sets of friends
I listen to only 3 morning radio talk shows (Steve Czaban on Sportalk 980, Russ Parr on WKYS, Tom Joyner on 103.5,(Mike & Mike sometimes on ESPN Radio:dry: ))
I have 5 keyboards, 1 trumpet, 2 drum machines, 3 keyboard stands, 1 sequencer, 2 effects processors, 1 patchbay, 1 mixer, and 1 hard disk recorder
I am writing 3 screenplays simultaneously and have finished 1
I have 6 comforter sets for 1 bed 5 bed/sheet sets for my 6 year-old's bed
I have 1 Bowflex Ultimate 2
I have about 8 magazine subcriptions
I have 1 wholesale club membership (some people have 2)
I love having houseguests
I have 10 video game systems and barely play 1
I have 2 refrigerators, 1 deep freezer
I have 0 frequent flier miles.
I have been on 1 cruise
I have flown only 8 times
I have Videodrome on DVD.
I have 4 brand new rolls of dental floss and 1 used one.
Barbarossa
02-26-2007, 10:36 AM
I have a 15 month old daughter
Proper Bo
02-26-2007, 01:03 PM
I have 5 keyboards, 1 trumpet, 2 drum machines, 3 keyboard stands, 1 sequencer, 2 effects processors, 1 patchbay, 1 mixer, and 1 hard disk recorder
Do you have a mic? If so, play the trumpet for us:smilie4:
I have a 15 month old daughter
Do you have a mic? If so, make her tell Bo to fuck off. :smilie4:
Seedler
02-26-2007, 01:13 PM
I have wanks.
Barbarossa
02-26-2007, 01:14 PM
I think busyman has just blown his own trumpet for us :dry:
I have a mic, yes, but all she can say is "doggie", and "socks" which sounds like "secks", so I can get her to say "doggie secks" if you like :unsure:
NB. Strictly speaking she can also say "daddy", "nappy", "spoon", "Bye bye" and do the second line to "Old Macdonald had a farm"
Teach her to say "Bo", and then try and work something out from there.
Proper Bo
02-26-2007, 02:01 PM
I think busyman has just blown his own trumpet for us :dry:
I have a mic, yes, but all she can say is "doggie", and "socks" which sounds like "secks", so I can get her to say "doggie secks" if you like :unsure:
NB. Strictly speaking she can also say "daddy", "nappy", "spoon", "Bye bye" and do the second line to "Old Macdonald had a farm"
your mic can speak?:blink:
Do you have a mic? If so, record your talking mic saying something for us.
Barbarossa
02-26-2007, 02:04 PM
your mic can speak?:blink:
when I switch it on it says "twunt" :yes:
GepperRankins
02-26-2007, 02:05 PM
i have a nintendo wii
i have an xbox360
i have a nintendo DS
i have a PSP
i have a slightly outdated gaming PC
i have 30 gig of mp3s
i have 10 gig of pron
i have empty beer cans everywhere
i don't have a girlfriend
:emo:
Busyman™
02-26-2007, 03:44 PM
I think busyman has just blown his own trumpet for us :dry:
Well for one thing if I could do that I wouldn't leave the house and hell if I'm gonna do it for you like I'm gonna videotape it or something.
I have too much respect for myself most of the time.:snooty:
Virtualbody1234
02-26-2007, 04:00 PM
I have stuff.
Chip Monk
02-26-2007, 04:01 PM
Stuff is good, that's my favourite thing.
Chip Monk
02-26-2007, 04:02 PM
I think busyman has just blown his own trumpet for us :dry:
I have a mic, yes, but all she can say is "doggie", and "socks" which sounds like "secks", so I can get her to say "doggie secks" if you like :unsure:
:lol: :earl: quality
Biggles
02-26-2007, 04:19 PM
Stuff is good, that's my favourite thing.
I would agree with that although I am a little concerned that I have the wrong kind of stuff.
clocker
02-26-2007, 04:44 PM
I used to have lots of stuff but over time most of it has morphed into "crap".
Quality crap, tho.
eBay your crap, or even better, just send it to me.
Does infested cats still accept stuff?
That might be a bit comical after all this time.
Gripper
02-26-2007, 07:42 PM
I have 2 televisions, 2 DVD players, 1 VCR.
I have 2 stereos.
I have 6 remote controls, divided between 2 drawers.
I have 2 computers, 2 printers, and 1 scanner.
I have 4 cell phones, 2 phone lines.
I have no messages.
I have 3 cookbooks.
I have 7 take-out menus for 2 restaurants.
I have 7 packets of ketchup.
I have (approx) 100 packets of Sweet N Low.
I have 46 dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs, and glasses.
I have 8 pairs of golf, walking, cowboy boots, and dress shoes.
I am wearing socks.
I have 1, 37 cent stamp.
I have 13, 2 cent stamps.
I have 18,504 mp3 files.
I listen to only 1 morning radio talk show.
I have 4 sets of linens/sheets for 1 bed and 1 air mattress.
I don't like having houseguests.
I have 4,507 frequent flier miles.
I have 28 Days on DVD.
I have 31 yards of dental floss.
What do you have? :unsure:
A crowbar,what time are you going out?
mestari
02-26-2007, 07:45 PM
I have a Mercedes-Benz :naughty:
Seedler
02-26-2007, 09:34 PM
Holy fucking shit, dling pr0n has become a habit. 5-10 movies every week for the past year or so.
15.3GB + 22.6GB + 21.3GB = holy fucking shitloads of pr0n.
I need to get a GF. or BF. Anything.
missie
02-27-2007, 12:38 AM
I got the fortunes of heaven, in diamonds and gold,
I got all the bonds baby, that the bank could hold.
I got houses 'cross the country honey, end to end,
And everybody, buddy, wants to be my friend.
Well I got all the riches baby, any man ever knew,
But the only thing I ain't got, honey, I ain't got you. :happy:
Busyman™
02-27-2007, 12:44 AM
Holy fucking shit, dling pr0n has become a habit. 5-10 movies every week for the past year or so.
15.3GB + 22.6GB + 21.3GB = holy fucking shitloads of pr0n.
I need to get a GF. or BF. Anything.
:glag:
I have 5 televisions, 7 DVD players, 3 VCRs
I have 2 stereos.
I have 20 remote controls
I have 5 computers, 4 printers, and 2 scanners
I have 7 cell phones, 3 phone lines, 2 wireless headsets
My mailbox is full (again)
I have 2 cars but need a pick-up truck
I have 4 cookbooks plus a free subscription to Bon Apetit
I have 14 take-out menus for multiple restaurants stashed in drawer
I have 3 wholesale club sized bottles of ketchup.
I have 1 bag of Splenda which I stopped using since I lost most of the weight I gained
I have no idea how many dishes I have.
I have 7 weeks under my belt of playing basketball since I had my knee surgered
I have maybe 30 pairs of shoes but that's collected over years (shoe size don't change)
I have 10 suits, 4 sport coats, 0 tuxedos
I am not wearing socks.
I have 1 gazebo
I have 8 trees in my yard
I have 1 fire hydrant off my yard
I have 1 neighbor
I have 1 roll of 37 cent stamps.
I have 1 page of 2 cent stamps.
I have 0, 39 cent stamps.
I have too many mp3 files to count.
I have 4 sets of friends
I listen to only 3 morning radio talk shows (Steve Czaban on Sportalk 980, Russ Parr on WKYS, Tom Joyner on 103.5,(Mike & Mike sometimes on ESPN Radio:dry: ))
I have 5 keyboards, 1 trumpet, 2 drum machines, 3 keyboard stands, 1 sequencer, 2 effects processors, 1 patchbay, 1 mixer, and 1 hard disk recorder
I am writing 3 screenplays simultaneously and have finished 1
I have 6 comforter sets for 1 bed 5 bed/sheet sets for my 6 year-old's bed
I have 1 Bowflex Ultimate 2
I have about 8 magazine subcriptions
I have 1 wholesale club membership (some people have 2)
I love having houseguests
I have 10 video game systems and barely play 1
I have 2 refrigerators, 1 deep freezer
I have 0 frequent flier miles.
I have been on 1 cruise
I have flown only 8 times
I have Videodrome on DVD.
I have 4 brand new rolls of dental floss and 1 used one.
What happened to your arsenal?
ffs, you can't shoot anyone with a "Bowflex Ultimate 2"...
Holy fucking shit, dling pr0n has become a habit. 5-10 movies every week for the past year or so.
15.3GB + 22.6GB + 21.3GB = holy fucking shitloads of pr0n.
I need to get a GF. or BF. Anything.
You're gonna need a bigger hard drive.
I have 5 televisions, 7 DVD players, 3 VCRs
I have 2 stereos.
I have 20 remote controls
I have 5 computers, 4 printers, and 2 scanners
I have 7 cell phones, 3 phone lines, 2 wireless headsets
My mailbox is full (again)
I have 2 cars but need a pick-up truck
I have 4 cookbooks plus a free subscription to Bon Apetit
I have 14 take-out menus for multiple restaurants stashed in drawer
I have 3 wholesale club sized bottles of ketchup.
I have 1 bag of Splenda which I stopped using since I lost most of the weight I gained
I have no idea how many dishes I have.
I have 7 weeks under my belt of playing basketball since I had my knee surgered
I have maybe 30 pairs of shoes but that's collected over years (shoe size don't change)
I have 10 suits, 4 sport coats, 0 tuxedos
I am not wearing socks.
I have 1 gazebo
I have 8 trees in my yard
I have 1 fire hydrant off my yard
I have 1 neighbor
I have 1 roll of 37 cent stamps.
I have 1 page of 2 cent stamps.
I have 0, 39 cent stamps.
I have too many mp3 files to count.
I have 4 sets of friends
I listen to only 3 morning radio talk shows (Steve Czaban on Sportalk 980, Russ Parr on WKYS, Tom Joyner on 103.5,(Mike & Mike sometimes on ESPN Radio:dry: ))
I have 5 keyboards, 1 trumpet, 2 drum machines, 3 keyboard stands, 1 sequencer, 2 effects processors, 1 patchbay, 1 mixer, and 1 hard disk recorder
I am writing 3 screenplays simultaneously and have finished 1
I have 6 comforter sets for 1 bed 5 bed/sheet sets for my 6 year-old's bed
I have 1 Bowflex Ultimate 2
I have about 8 magazine subcriptions
I have 1 wholesale club membership (some people have 2)
I love having houseguests
I have 10 video game systems and barely play 1
I have 2 refrigerators, 1 deep freezer
I have 0 frequent flier miles.
I have been on 1 cruise
I have flown only 8 times
I have Videodrome on DVD.
I have 4 brand new rolls of dental floss and 1 used one.
What happened to your arsenal?
ffs, you can't shoot anyone with a "Bowflex Ultimate 2"...
Oh yes you can, I had a look, and it seems as if you macguyver it into a ballista with a modicum of adjustments :01:
Alien5
02-28-2007, 12:38 AM
can i borrow your Videodrome DVD...please?
orb987
03-01-2007, 03:11 AM
an ashtray
Seedler
03-02-2007, 04:01 AM
a computator. for pr0n n' stuff.
Virtualbody1234
03-02-2007, 04:02 AM
I got more stuff today.
peat moss
03-02-2007, 04:19 AM
I'd like more things like a better car or computer but I gots more than money can buy . A beautiful wife who can't cook but asks if I want beans on toast and I say yes hon , she then asks do you want the toast lite or dark ? Priceless . :lol: Its not what you have sometimes but what makes you happy, big difference . :)
thewizeard
03-02-2007, 09:00 AM
..pity you can't take it with you..it would be kewl, a super fast computer..in heaven ;)
tsilout
03-07-2007, 11:53 AM
a lot ot give nothing to take!
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