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Buffalo
06-04-2003, 07:11 PM
A space Ship Has Just Landed in Your Garden what Would You Do.
I would ask them if they would like a cup of tea, and a Custard Cream.
But what would you do ?
Barry
thegroggman
06-04-2003, 07:14 PM
Id probably offer them some coffee, then ask, "So ugh...how much hp you got under the hood of that?"
crazy_billy_bats
06-04-2003, 07:16 PM
fancy a toke on that mate?
Lilmiss
06-04-2003, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@4 June 2003 - 19:16
fancy a toke on that mate?
crazy billy bats - i am the alien in the garden, and yes please. :blink:
mind you, i wouldnt mind landing in celebs garden, if i get a cuppa and a biccy too.
:alien: ;)
crazy_billy_bats
06-04-2003, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss+4 June 2003 - 19:21--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 4 June 2003 - 19:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--crazy_billy_bats@4 June 2003 - 19:16
fancy a toke on that mate?
crazy billy bats - i am the alien in the garden, and yes please. :blink:
mind you, i wouldnt mind landing in celebs garden, if i get a cuppa and a biccy too.
:alien: ;) [/b][/quote]
hehe
any day, i love a wee smoke with the girlies :D
aliens might not be bad either!
I think i might actually run for my life screaming like a child if Aliens landed in my garden...
i hope they land in the Big Brother garden (no i dont watch it) and somehow transport them to a remote planet (including Davina McCall), never to be seen again.
but i doubt it.
NotoriousBIC
06-04-2003, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@4 June 2003 - 21:21
crazy billy bats - i am the alien in the garden, and yes please. :blink:
mind you, i wouldnt mind landing in celebs garden, if i get a cuppa and a biccy too.
:alien: ;)
Did somebody just call my name?
Anyway, I would gladly invite the aliens into my house and offer them tea, coffee and a cooky.
Their eye(s?) would probably catch on today's newspaper and they would run/bounce/glide/hover/sliver right back to their spaceship and make a run for it.
Buffalo
06-04-2003, 07:52 PM
B) Let's just hope IF they do land in my garden they don't bring back Glenn Miller! God, that's all I need is Pensylvania 6 5 F*c*ing thousand blasting in the garden! :lol:
Jonno
TheDave
06-04-2003, 07:55 PM
:huh: im gonna give a serious answer
cos strangely enough i was thinking this today
gid em a pillow, cos thats gotta be nice and comfy whatever you are
crazy_billy_bats
06-04-2003, 08:08 PM
a hug?
thats the best thing u could give them :D
not if they are all slimy and shit though.
hypoluxa3k
06-04-2003, 08:19 PM
i would liberate their oppressed alien women :wub: :w00t: B)
TheDave
06-04-2003, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by hypoluxa3k@4 June 2003 - 20:19
i would liberate their oppressed alien women :wub: :w00t: B)
even if they all slimy and shit and got 12 legs and 33 eyes on sticks
hypoluxa3k
06-04-2003, 08:28 PM
i'm sure they would have the power to morph into any kind of chick i wanted. :lol:
NotoriousBIC
06-04-2003, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by hypoluxa3k@4 June 2003 - 22:19
i would liberate their oppressed alien women :wub: :w00t: B)
And what if they're bisexual? :alien: :x
Lamsey
06-04-2003, 08:29 PM
And what if they're bisexual?
Or asexual?
tite-wad
06-04-2003, 08:31 PM
http://www.w3.org/Icons/blank.gif
Buffalo
06-04-2003, 08:34 PM
Our friends will come, But when they do don't be afraid.
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Pumpencum/friend_a_40.jpg
This Being is your Friend
Barry
Jimmy_rabbit_2k3
06-04-2003, 09:30 PM
i'd grab my double barrel shotgun and hurt the mother fukers so bad trying to come to our planet cheecky pieces of shit lol nah i'd prob just be shocked :ph34r:
crazy_billy_bats
06-04-2003, 09:32 PM
that looks like Ray Liotta.
DarthInsinuate
06-04-2003, 10:46 PM
if it was a robot alien like in that movie - i would be nice, so i won't rampage and kill everyone
if it was an alien from Alien - i would run like hell
if it was was a little grey man - i would slap it about, then tell them its customary
Kid1A
06-04-2003, 11:29 PM
Id probably burn them an iso or rip them a game for their journey home!
Assultsniper
06-05-2003, 04:31 AM
Id ask them how do you get the caramel into a caramilk bar?
silverccrow
06-05-2003, 04:41 AM
Id probably burn them an iso or rip them a game for their journey home!
ME 2
and also burn them matrix reloaded !! so they can enjoy it in their travel ! ;)
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