snowultra
05-19-2007, 09:11 AM
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He
travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it...... Right after,
there's a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said: "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and
I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or .. we have
sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter
alternative... So the black bear had his way with Frank. Even though he felt
sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed
out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it
dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge
grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said: "That was a big
mistake, Frank......That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I
maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better
to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly
had his way with Frank. Although he survived, it took several months before
Frank fully recovered. Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed
back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He
felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his
shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The
polar bear looked at him and said: "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for
the hunting, do you?"
travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it...... Right after,
there's a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said: "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and
I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or .. we have
sex." After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter
alternative... So the black bear had his way with Frank. Even though he felt
sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed
out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it
dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge
grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said: "That was a big
mistake, Frank......That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I
maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better
to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly
had his way with Frank. Although he survived, it took several months before
Frank fully recovered. Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed
back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He
felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his
shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The
polar bear looked at him and said: "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for
the hunting, do you?"