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Mr JP Fugley
06-22-2007, 11:51 AM
Analyse this


FST lounge is a place full of fun,
I told you i was black, what a cun,
Some people cant smile. Some people can,
Some are here for gossip, some just for spam.
Like scouring a thesaurus,
I've found the clitoros,
I've made friends, i've made foes,
When will i stop, nobody knows.
Some think i'm an arse, some say i'm gay,
Either way gents, i'm here to stay.
Cheese
06-22-2007, 12:45 PM
It's bloody awful.

If it took anything over 20 seconds to write then the "author" should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.
Mr JP Fugley
06-22-2007, 03:04 PM
That's what I thought but I'm not an expert.

I hate people who say they've written a poem, think it's funny, then do a recitation consisting of about 63 associated limericks about funny stuff that happened to victim of said "poem".

Cunts.
jimbo12345
06-23-2007, 09:55 AM
everyone's a critic. If any of you knew me, you'd know i write poetry every day. Some people write about their days in diaries, i put it into poems.

Because it took less than 60 secs to write, diesnt mean it's shite.
I am very sharp and think quick. But analyze away, you d....

xx
Mr JP Fugley
06-23-2007, 10:02 AM
Your clever use of the aabbccddee was indeed spectacular. As were the rhymes in vernacular.
jimbo12345
06-23-2007, 10:05 AM
vernacular is always spectacular.
Thing of me as a word dracular.
FACTULAR!
Mr JP Fugley
06-23-2007, 10:07 AM
Your thing is a vampire. :O

That's actually caused by something else mate, it's a burd thing.
jimbo12345
06-23-2007, 10:17 AM
what, hitting you repeatedly with a blunt object?

Or a pigeon who nests and feasts amongst cherry orchards?
Mr JP Fugley
06-23-2007, 10:20 AM
Your thing is blunt. FFS you really are weird, what with your shiny arse and blunt thing.
jimbo12345
06-23-2007, 12:34 PM
i'm my own person, and comfortable with that. I never said i had a waxed arse. I was asking that matthewa person id she does. Cell block H like.
Mr JP Fugley
06-23-2007, 01:11 PM
Yeah, but you do tho' don't you. Even if you didn't say it.

I can tell stuff like that just by speaking to people. You also go to a hairdresser and not a barber. Are comfortable wearing pink and like a nice glass of wine with your meal.
Skweeky
06-23-2007, 01:16 PM
everyone's a critic. If any of you knew me, you'd know i write poetry every day. Some people write about their days in diaries, i put it into poems.

Because it took less than 60 secs to write, diesnt mean it's shite.
I am very sharp and think quick. But analyze away, you d....

xx

This is true.


My 'Tirade for manker' took only a few minutes to write, but remains a master piece until this very day :yup:


Poor manker... lost at sheep :cry: