The Lie

[thewizeard]

I used to be conceited, but not any more! Now I am perfect.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by nigel123@25 June 2003 - 09:46
I used to be conceited, but not any more! Now I am perfect.
you cant carve rotten wood, my friend ;) :D :D

[thewizeard]

If I lie in bed am I telling the truth?

[thewizeard]

Sometimes I lie awake at night in bed and ask, "Is it all worth it?"And then a voice says, "Who are you talking to?" And another voice says, "You mean: to whom are you talking?"And I say, "No wonder I lie awake at night."

Sometimes I lay awake at night and I ask,"Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take all night."

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

just one more....

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask,"Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" Then a voice comes out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this, but life is a thousand letter essay."

Sorry I lied this is the last one...

I know ther is a lesson to be learned her somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

and fina-lie ...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Why me?"And the voice says, "Nothing personal your name happened to come up :blink:

[thewizeard]

One of the main reason that LCD flat screens are still expensive is that scientists have had great difficulty genetically engineering a flat screen lizard that is as easy to breed as the traditional monitor lizards.

[thewizeard]

This one is a little dfferent.

Have you heard of the new book from Bill Clinton?

It's title is. "How to Suckseed in the Whitehouse." :)

[Freelancer2]

hmmmmmmm ;)