The Lamest Sex You Ever Had?

[brotherdoobie]

Well we have heard about the best............
What is the lamest sex you have ever had?

In my young and foolish days I took a couple valium and a few viagra
and was horny for about 14 hours.....but due to the relaxing effects
of the valium my penis was quite limp :( sleeping:
and to make a crude but effective analogy,having sex was like trying to stuff
a marshmellow into a piggy bank. :lol: :lol: :lol:



Peace brotherdoobie :">

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@30 June 2003 - 01:48
In my young and foolish days I took a couple valium and a few viagra...
:huh: Hasn't viagra only been on the market a half-dozen years or so?

How much younger could you have been? :P



PS: D'ya ever notice how closely the word Lamest resembles the "word" Lamsey? - Coinsidence??? :rolleyes:

[brotherdoobie]

@Tite-Wad................ :-" :-" :-" :-" :-" ...........O.K. so it wasn't that
long ago :"> ........Thanks for pointing it out to everyone ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol:



Peace brotherdoobie B)

[hypoluxa3k]

hello. i'm a virgin. :(

[Riddler]

Originally posted by hypoluxa3k@30 June 2003 - 02:04
hello. i'm a virgin. :(
Well then, just look at all the lame sex you have to look forward to! ;)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Riddler+30 June 2003 - 09:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 30 June 2003 - 09:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hypoluxa3k@30 June 2003 - 02:04
hello. i&#39;m a virgin. :(
Well then, just look at all the lame sex you have to look forward to&#33; ;) [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh Riddler your optimism is making him look forward to it even more &#33;&#33;


Lamest? When i was a drunken fool after several Jack daniels at a new years eve party - now some guys can get their john thomas up when they are drunk...but me? uh- uh &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; not when i am completely drunk - its a no no.
Anyway that was quite lame.

[Riddler]

Yeah, those are never one of those "Penthouse" moments &#33; :D


See what I mean, hypoluxa3k ? Sex is bad......just say no &#33; ;)