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chalkmongoose
07-16-2003, 07:10 PM
My arse itches, is bleeding, and is sore, and I have a meeting in two hours. It just happened, out of nowhere several minutes ago. Extremely weird. Maybe something I ate.
Ron
07-16-2003, 07:42 PM
Maybe the penetrator should have used more lube......
fugley
07-16-2003, 07:44 PM
IT'S A SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Spindulik
07-16-2003, 07:53 PM
You need a cactus enema to square you up. Then you'll be fine.
fugley
07-16-2003, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by Spindulik@16 July 2003 - 19:53
You need a cactus enema to square you up. Then you'll be fine.
I admit they're a thoroughly horny experience but I don't think a C.E. will sort this particular ailment.



Try sitting on a spike whilst ticklin yer balls with a feather! - Works for me!
Riddler
07-16-2003, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@16 July 2003 - 12:10
My arse itches, is bleeding, and is sore, and I have a meeting in two hours. It just happened, out of nowhere several minutes ago. Extremely weird. Maybe something I ate.
Damn ! :o That's gonna be a bit embarassing ! Maybe you oughtta tell 'em you've got scurvy or something and can't make it today ? :P
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 08:17 PM
Are you sure it's blood and not KETCHUP? :blink:
Ron
07-16-2003, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad@16 July 2003 - 22:17
Are you sure it's blood and not KETCHUP? :blink:
YEAH!!! Does it smell bad?
Ummm, worse than normal, I mean.
If so, it's ketchup all right.
thewizeard
07-16-2003, 08:24 PM
Try a tompon
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by nigel123@16 July 2003 - 15:24
Try a tompon
:P http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/laugh.gif :o
Ron
07-16-2003, 08:36 PM
If it IS ketchup, better sprinkle some perfume on it before insertion.
ToraBoraDweller
07-16-2003, 08:42 PM
Ouch : it's hemorrhoids !! :unsure:

Shows you're quite an old guy...

Cure :none really except time
Relief:doughnut. ;)
tite-wad
07-16-2003, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by ToraBoraDweller@16 July 2003 - 15:42
Relief:doughnut. ;)
Jelly or Glazed??? :P
lynx
07-16-2003, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad+16 July 2003 - 21:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 16 July 2003 - 21:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ToraBoraDweller@16 July 2003 - 15:42
Relief:doughnut.&nbsp; ;)
Jelly or Glazed??? :P [/b][/quote]
Hmmmm, Doughnuts. :wacko:
Buffalo
07-16-2003, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@16 July 2003 - 19:10
My arse itches, is bleeding, and is sore, and I have a meeting in two hours. It just happened, out of nowhere several minutes ago. Extremely weird. Maybe something I ate.
:lol: You&#39;re on&#33; :lol:

Jonno B)
ToraBoraDweller
07-16-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by tite-wad+16 July 2003 - 21:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 16 July 2003 - 21:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ToraBoraDweller@16 July 2003 - 15:42
Relief:doughnut.&nbsp; ;)
Jelly or Glazed??? :P [/b][/quote]
Definely jelly : softer &#33;&#33;&#33; :wub:
Assultsniper
07-16-2003, 11:50 PM
Man this is a hot subject......
lynx
07-17-2003, 01:07 AM
Grapes anyone ? >_<