Bad Jokes

[Sextent]

Did you hear about the man who snorted powdered egg.

He choked on his own omelette.

[CrabGirl]

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."

[Sextent]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot.

A carrot.

[chalice]

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It drove up the road and turned into a field.

[Sextent]

What do you call half a rabbit.

Rab

[chalice]

What do you call a dead wasp?

A Was.

[Sextent]

Why did the pervert cross the road.

Because his cawk was up the chicken's arse.

[Something Else]

Where does Sadam Hussein keep his CD's.

In A raq

[Something Else]

What's the difference between a group of blondes and a circus.

In a circus you get a Cunning array of Stunts

[vk2amv]

As the elephant said to the naked man "It looks nice but how the hell are you supposed to eat with that?"

[CrabGirl]

:glag:

[Something Else]

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes.

Nothing. You already told her twice :pinch:

Sorry about that one. :dabs:

[Something Else]

What's Pink and Hard.

A pig with a flick-knife.

[enoughfakefiles]

A penguin walks into a bar and ask's the barman "Have you seen my brother"

The barman replies "What does he look like?"

[aslanozzy]

A man walked in to a bar and said ouch

[Gripper]

My mate lived in a tyre,then he got a puncture,he now lives in a flat.

[enoughfakefiles]

How do you catch a rabbit?

Stand outside it's burrow and make a noise like a lettuce.

[Sextent]

How do you catch a rabbit?

Stand outside it's burrow and make a noise like a lettuce.

I chuckled :earl:

[CrabGirl]

It started me thinking reflectively upon the sounds of vegetables. Potatoes would be all like "thunk" whereas lettuce would sound a bit like seaweed. Celery would be a snappy scrapey sound and asparagus would sound like a sword being unsheathed.

[Sextent]

Cucumber would make a popping sound.

[GordonBennett]

What's brown and sticky?

- a stick -