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Sextent
12-28-2007, 10:57 PM
Did you hear about the man who snorted powdered egg.
He choked on his own omelette.
CrabGirl
12-28-2007, 11:24 PM
Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."
Sextent
12-28-2007, 11:25 PM
What's orange and sounds like a parrot.
A carrot.
chalice
12-28-2007, 11:44 PM
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove up the road and turned into a field.
Sextent
12-28-2007, 11:56 PM
What do you call half a rabbit.
Rab
chalice
12-28-2007, 11:58 PM
What do you call a dead wasp?
A Was.
Sextent
12-29-2007, 12:00 AM
Why did the pervert cross the road.
Because his cawk was up the chicken's arse.
Something Else
12-29-2007, 12:23 AM
Where does Sadam Hussein keep his CD's.
In A raq
Something Else
12-29-2007, 12:25 AM
What's the difference between a group of blondes and a circus.
In a circus you get a Cunning array of Stunts
vk2amv
12-29-2007, 10:16 AM
As the elephant said to the naked man "It looks nice but how the hell are you supposed to eat with that?"
CrabGirl
12-29-2007, 10:29 AM
:glag:
Something Else
12-29-2007, 11:30 AM
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes.
Nothing. You already told her twice :pinch:
Sorry about that one. :dabs:
Something Else
12-29-2007, 11:33 AM
What's Pink and Hard.
A pig with a flick-knife.
enoughfakefiles
12-29-2007, 11:45 AM
A penguin walks into a bar and ask's the barman "Have you seen my brother"
The barman replies "What does he look like?"
aslanozzy
12-29-2007, 12:16 PM
A man walked in to a bar and said ouch
Gripper
12-29-2007, 02:20 PM
My mate lived in a tyre,then he got a puncture,he now lives in a flat.
enoughfakefiles
12-29-2007, 04:34 PM
How do you catch a rabbit?
Stand outside it's burrow and make a noise like a lettuce.
Sextent
12-29-2007, 04:44 PM
How do you catch a rabbit?
Stand outside it's burrow and make a noise like a lettuce.
I chuckled :earl:
CrabGirl
12-29-2007, 04:47 PM
It started me thinking reflectively upon the sounds of vegetables. Potatoes would be all like "thunk" whereas lettuce would sound a bit like seaweed. Celery would be a snappy scrapey sound and asparagus would sound like a sword being unsheathed.
Sextent
12-29-2007, 04:52 PM
Cucumber would make a popping sound.
GordonBennett
12-29-2007, 04:56 PM
What's brown and sticky?
- a stick -
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