View Full Version : What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?
tralalala
06-04-2008, 02:06 PM
Honestly, like, she was cyber-sexing me today.. tewtally orsum :lol:
Problem is we won't see each other till Sunday.. :sad:
Ah well...
Squeamous
06-04-2008, 02:11 PM
Well naturally you should do what everyone else does. Pace the floor nervously hoping she won't shag someone else.
EHS
Something Else
06-04-2008, 02:12 PM
Buy her a small orange dildo with a picture of popeye on it. To remind her of you. :smilie4:
bigboab
06-04-2008, 02:13 PM
Is she offline till Sunday. Don't you just hate it when people switch off when you are uploading?:lol:
Squeamous
06-04-2008, 02:14 PM
Or one of them willy casting kits! Then she'll always have a small weiner to pop in her handbag for times of need.
tralalala
06-04-2008, 02:28 PM
:glag:
Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D
Barbarossa
06-04-2008, 02:40 PM
Strange euphemism :unsure:
P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?
Something Else
06-04-2008, 02:42 PM
Strange euphemism :unsure:
P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?
:O
And I thought i'd never tried cyber-sex.
Barbarossa
06-04-2008, 02:46 PM
Oh hang on, that's phone sex.
Cybersex is wanking whilst on teh pc tpying with onne hnad...
Squeamous
06-04-2008, 02:48 PM
:glag:
Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D
Are you sure she didn't say 'tug off'? :yup:
brotherdoobie
06-04-2008, 03:19 PM
Strange euphemism :unsure:
P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?
Your showing your age. Webcam > phone.
-bd
brotherdoobie
06-04-2008, 03:22 PM
Oh hang on, that's phone sex.
Cybersex is wanking whilst on teh pc tpying with onne hnad...
/fixed
-bd
tralalala
06-04-2008, 03:31 PM
@Squeamus: Nah, she was all like "yo arsehole, I've got a boyfriend.. Get the fuck away from me, like." :yes:
Squeamous
06-04-2008, 11:11 PM
Yeah, I said that to someone once, and he became my husband :eyebrows:.
brotherdoobie
06-05-2008, 01:34 AM
Yeah, I said that to someone once, and he became my husband :eyebrows:.
:lol:
-bd
tralalala
06-05-2008, 06:38 AM
:fear:
J-dye
06-05-2008, 07:10 AM
Buy her a small orange dildo with a picture of popeye on it. To remind her of you. :smilie4:
deja vu :dabs:
J-dye
06-05-2008, 07:11 AM
tra you can try mutual masturbation , sometimes it works :unsure:
tralalala
06-05-2008, 07:13 AM
I told ya, we had cybersecks.. :lol: Was quite funny actually..
Mr. Mulder
06-05-2008, 07:53 AM
:glag:
Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D
destroy him.
Mr. Mulder
06-05-2008, 07:53 AM
if he even thinks about her in a dream he better wake up and apologise.
tralalala
06-05-2008, 07:55 AM
What would be the orsumest method to eliminate him?
Mr. Mulder
06-05-2008, 08:02 AM
some sort of trap.
J-dye
06-05-2008, 08:17 AM
a booby trap :eyebrows:
tralalala
06-05-2008, 08:27 AM
What about a cawk-trap?
Squeamous
06-05-2008, 11:34 AM
:glag:
Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D
destroy him.
It was you wasn't it?
tralalala
06-05-2008, 11:42 AM
Doubt it, she woulda told me if she'd met the one and only Muldster.
Mr. Mulder
06-05-2008, 11:42 AM
destroy him.
It was you wasn't it?
she shoved him off, so obviously it wasn't :smilie4:
tralalala
06-05-2008, 11:44 AM
My point exactly.
Squeamous
06-05-2008, 11:51 AM
:lol:
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