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Something Else
06-10-2008, 12:57 PM
For Sale.

Just donate to your local church and they will give you absolution. :smilie4:

DISCLAIMER:

They may spend the money on gold jeebus statues but you can be assured they won't let you go to hell if you pay enough.
tralalala
06-10-2008, 01:01 PM
What if you're a Jew? :unsure:
Something Else
06-10-2008, 01:02 PM
Then you have more money for a better afterlife. :smilie4:
tralalala
06-10-2008, 01:17 PM
orsum. kthxbai
Squeamous
06-10-2008, 03:26 PM
Don't you have to follow a few rules as well? :unsure:
Something Else
06-10-2008, 03:29 PM
Nope. You can maim rape and kill as long as you can afford to pay off the clergyman. :smilie4:

Forgiveness and all that.
tralalala
06-10-2008, 03:32 PM
Either that or you have an orsum lawyer at your dispense :yes:
Squeamous
06-10-2008, 03:37 PM
Nah, you don't have to pay for it, you just say 'forgive me Jeebus for I have sinned!' and he forgives you. And he will forgive you every single time, long after normal people would lose all faith in you :yup:.
Something Else
06-10-2008, 03:40 PM
FFS squeamous. If you let that out of the bag the churches won't be able to afford more gold stuff. :fist:
Squeamous
06-10-2008, 04:34 PM
Check out the necklace on that!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WVSRWPaSMx8
JPaul
06-10-2008, 08:20 PM
Nope. You can maim rape and kill as long as you can afford to pay off the clergyman. :smilie4:

Forgiveness and all that.

What the fuck is a maim rape, that sounds hideous.
Mr. Mulder
06-10-2008, 09:00 PM
http://www.nocashvalue.org/shizzle/grimfandango2.jpg
Snee
06-10-2008, 09:11 PM
Check out the necklace on that!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WVSRWPaSMx8

A youtube video of a running youtube video :unsure:
JPaul
06-10-2008, 09:16 PM
Check out the necklace on that!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WVSRWPaSMx8

A youtube video of a running youtube video :unsure:

Fan-tastic x 2
Something Else
06-10-2008, 09:30 PM
It's like 4D. :w00t:
JPaul
06-10-2008, 09:31 PM
But in a good way.
Squeamous
06-10-2008, 09:49 PM
I couldn't find the original on Youtube...that was the only clip of that interview. I don't understand it either :(.

Edit: and you really miss out on the huge cross twiddling in that clip. He's like a silent film villain twirling his moustache, only it's like some sort of morality moustache.