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Squeamous
06-12-2008, 10:39 AM
Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:
Me - (cuddling up) Mmmm, you smell nice. I love you.
Him - I'm in a meeting (exasperated!)
Me - Really! Where are you having it?
Him - (sort of rolleyes sighing tone, dummy) In my head!
Me - You're having a meeting in your head? Is it a small one or a big one.
Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
Me - What's it about?
Him - Dooberries.
Me - You're having a meeting about dooberries? Is it interesting?
Him - (confused silence...snoring)
Highly entertaining, I recommend it :happy:.
dinsdale
06-12-2008, 10:41 AM
Time to worry when he starts giving powerpoint presentations in his head.
J-dye
06-12-2008, 10:41 AM
Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:
Me - Is it a small one or a big one.
Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
.
:glag:
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2008, 11:57 AM
Do any of you do this? My OH does all the time, and I like to try to have conversations with him when I crawl into bed of a night. Last night for example:
Me - (cuddling up) Mmmm, you smell nice. I love you.
Him - I'm in a meeting (exasperated!)
Me - Really! Where are you having it?
Him - (sort of rolleyes sighing tone, dummy) In my head!
Me - You're having a meeting in your head? Is it a small one or a big one.
Him - (long suffering) It's a small one.
Me - What's it about?
Him - Dooberries.
Me - You're having a meeting about dooberries? Is it interesting?
Him - (confused silence...snoring)
Highly entertaining, I recommend it :happy:.
i hate it when you do that, im trying to sleep ffs!
Squeamous
06-12-2008, 12:12 PM
:smilie4:
Alien5
06-12-2008, 12:34 PM
count yourself lucky, you're not married to j-die.
Barbarossa
06-12-2008, 01:09 PM
No, but I sometimes snore when I'm awake, if that's any help :unsure:
Squeamous
06-12-2008, 01:11 PM
Being married to J-Dye reminds me of something I read the other day, that a Victorian lady once advised her daughter on her wedding night: Take some chloroform and leave a note by the bed saying 'do what you want'.
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2008, 01:14 PM
Being married to J-Dye reminds me of something I read the other day, that a Victorian lady once advised her daughter on her wedding night: Take some chloroform and leave a note by the bed saying 'do what you want'.
thats awesome :o
Squeamous
06-12-2008, 01:17 PM
I think the lady underestimated the depths of depravity in a man's mind :unsure:. I have this mental image of her waking up in the morning with a perforated ear drum and an inexplicably sore ringpiece.
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2008, 03:44 PM
I think the lady underestimated the depths of depravity in a man's mind :unsure:. I have this mental image of her waking up in the morning with a perforated ear drum and an inexplicably sore ringpiece.
arse-to-ear >*
Squeamous
06-12-2008, 03:50 PM
Ear-to-arse shirley? :unsure:
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2008, 04:01 PM
as long as it gets filthy and i can slap them around the face with it when im finished.
Squeamous
06-12-2008, 04:20 PM
:blink::sick:
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2008, 04:23 PM
you love it.
Squeamous
06-12-2008, 04:29 PM
I've never tried it :unsure:.
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2008, 05:13 PM
would you like to? you're tempted, don't lie :smilie4:
Squeamous
06-12-2008, 05:21 PM
I doubt the addition of shit smearing and earlatio would make it any better than your standard face-thwacking, but what the hell. Know anyone willing to oblige?
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2008, 05:37 PM
I doubt the addition of shit smearing and earlatio would make it any better than your standard face-thwacking, but what the hell. Know anyone willing to oblige?
...if you're going to force me :rolleyes:
Squeamous
06-12-2008, 06:00 PM
If? :unsure:
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2008, 06:11 PM
show me your boobs.
Squeamous
06-12-2008, 06:42 PM
Make me :snooty:
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2008, 06:58 PM
im not gonna throw money at you, just do it ffs :snooty:
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2008, 07:00 PM
TNG's on virgin1 right now btw :smilie4:
TNG and virgins go together like something else. True story.
Mr. Mulder
06-12-2008, 07:16 PM
TNG and virgins go together like something else. True story.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-kitten-shoe-loled.jpg
tralalala
06-12-2008, 09:34 PM
:glag:
Love the lolcats.. Hilarious. Yo Mulder, you ever tried to nail a burd in the ear?! :smilie4:
Squeamous
06-13-2008, 10:32 AM
im not gonna throw money at you, just do it ffs :snooty:
No, I've seen your cock already so what is there to gain?
And I've only got terrestrial analogue telly :snooty:
Mr. Mulder
06-13-2008, 11:07 AM
im not gonna throw money at you, just do it ffs :snooty:
No, I've seen your cock already so what is there to gain?
And I've only got terrestrial analogue telly :snooty:
a picture of my .....sandwich? :unsure:
Squeamous
06-13-2008, 12:24 PM
Nope, I've decided. If you want to see my boobies you have to tell me you love me and meet my parents. Take it or leave it :snooty:.
Mr. Mulder
06-13-2008, 01:12 PM
Nope, I've decided. If you want to see my boobies you have to tell me you love me and meet my parents. Take it or leave it :snooty:.
i could say and do those things :mellow:
Squeamous
06-13-2008, 01:15 PM
You are shameless :wub:
Biggles
06-13-2008, 07:52 PM
You are shameless :wub:
He is! He is!
:yup:
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