Talking yourself through a shit

[Squeamous]

My OH just sent me this :happy::

I was just sitting in the toilet of the Portherhouse reading and this man came into the cubicle next to me, had a piss, then it went quiet as he started concentrating on having a poo. Then I heard him whisper ‘come on, that’s it baby, come on’ and then some more really quiet whispering. Either he has constipation problems or he really enjoys pooing.

[Barbarossa]

He was probably having a wank. The "plop" would have been a tissue full of spunk.

You don't know much about men, do you?

[chalice]

Sounds like a clear cut case of cottaging.

Your OH sounds like a true innocent. Bless him.

[Something Else]

Did your hubby not notice the hole in the wall with the knob sticking out. :unsure:
The guy was probably expecting some glory hole action.
How disappointing for him. :no:

[Squeamous]

:O

You're all howwible :snooty:

[Something Else]

The world is a scary place. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

[zedex]

hope he had an umbrella

[Squeamous]

He says 'hahaha very funny' and then I did a sort of charade of him reading a book on the lav and doing a double take as a big penis started tickling him in the ear, and then he stopped laughing, so he did.

[Mr. Mulder]

every holes a glory hole, is it not? :eyebrows:

[Skiz]

If you're ghey, I suppose so... :idunno:

[lostdemon]

Yeah Mulder I think your alone on that one.

[Mr. Mulder]

:sadwalk: