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brotherdoobie
07-31-2008, 07:08 PM
Are extremely arched eyebrows considered teh sexy, again?

My wife's friend Torri is over for a visit and is charming as ever. She's trying to talk my wife into shaping her eyebrows, like hers (she looks perpetually
perplexed).

I can't stand the gossipy hag. Why won't she just leave? :cry:


-bd
Something Else
07-31-2008, 07:14 PM
:lol:

Those eyebrows are silly and unattractive I think.
Get her out before she persuades your missus.
brotherdoobie
07-31-2008, 07:19 PM
:lol:

Those eyebrows are silly and unattractive I think.
Get her out before she persuades your missus.

So...what you're saying is that I should drink loads more, and once I start drooling and making a general ass of myself - she'll feel inclined to leave.

I'm googling pics of Joan Crawford as we speak. I'm going to make a mask. I'll report back. :happy:


-bd
Something Else
07-31-2008, 07:24 PM
That sounds like a fine plan my good man.
I'll look forward to your report. :smilie4:
brotherdoobie
07-31-2008, 07:35 PM
I just downed an ice cold Becks and took a big swig of Cutty Sark. Torri's eyebrows are strangely alluring, atm. Her magic is strong. I must resist...


-bd :fear:
Something Else
07-31-2008, 07:38 PM
They aren't real. Don't fall for it.
brotherdoobie
07-31-2008, 07:43 PM
I think I'll slap her in her cunt.


-bd
brotherdoobie
07-31-2008, 08:47 PM
I'm drunk and horny and this wind bag knows that she is being a cock blocking twat.
I see her smiling smugly at me.


-bd
Squeamous
07-31-2008, 09:36 PM
It's at times like this that a man's thoughts turn to threesomes and he soon finds himself sleeping on a mate's sofa :eyebrows:
brotherdoobie
08-01-2008, 02:48 AM
She just left, ffs.




-bd :dabs:
Skweeky
08-01-2008, 07:21 AM
Did you manage to get your hole bd?
Sanka113
08-01-2008, 07:29 AM
Maybe she's from St. Louis and has a fondness for arches?
Mr.sharer
08-01-2008, 07:34 AM
you can try the look in a Virtual Plastic Surgery software first . :D
Mr.sharer
08-01-2008, 07:36 AM
http://i29.tinypic.com/fpc9s1.jpg

:D
brotherdoobie
08-01-2008, 10:06 AM
Did you manage to get your hole bd?

I kept sending pic texts to my wife of Joan Crawford. She wasn't happy. I passed out after some good old fashioned - self satisfaction.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/torri.jpg




-bd :dabs:
The Flying Cow
08-01-2008, 10:50 AM
You mean you choked the bishop.


-Sherman :ermm:
brotherdoobie
08-01-2008, 10:57 AM
I've been married for roughly 16 years. I've done killed the bishop and resuscitated him numerous times over the years.

My cawk is Lazarus, like.



-bd
The Flying Cow
08-01-2008, 11:19 AM
Mine is Ahab.


-Sherman
brotherdoobie
08-01-2008, 11:28 AM
Mine is Ahab.


-Sherman


Does it point towards Mecca?...



-bd :mellow:
Skweeky
08-02-2008, 04:59 PM
More likely it's having a whale of a time :yes:
Skweeky
08-02-2008, 04:59 PM
I'll get my coat.

Sorry