Last one to post wins the internets

[Skiz]

West Texas is the dry part. :P

I wouldn't say it's "common" to see famous people, but there is a lot of movie making that goes on here. The city does HUGE music and film festivals here like SXSW. During that, it's almost a chore not to see a famous person or two.

[Mr. Mulder]

Hoi, everyone - what version of district 9 has all the subs in working order? I'm reading comments on every release and they're all moaning about each one of them :dabs:

[Skiz]

Dunno. I've been looking for a good release too.

[Mr. Mulder]

oic :eyebrows:

i already has District.9.R5.LiNE.XviD.1000th.RLS-DEViSE but i dunno if its a good one for subs lyke :eyebrows:

[Skiz]

That one doesn't have the alien subtitles. Well, it does but they aren't hard coded. You have to load them separately.

[Skiz]

Just saw this one. :O

District 9 R5 XVID HARDCODED ENG SUBS-STG

Gonna give it a try.

[tesco]

Just saw this one. :O

District 9 R5 XVID HARDCODED ENG SUBS-STG

Gonna give it a try.
How's the quality?

[Skiz]

Just saw this one. :O

District 9 R5 XVID HARDCODED ENG SUBS-STG

Gonna give it a try.
How's the quality?

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-movie-nzbs-80/t-district-9-r5-xvid-hardcoded-eng-subs-stg-367617

I watched the sample and the subs and quality all look good. :)

[Mr. Mulder]

i have downloaded that release and shall be watching shortly, the quality looks kwality :smilie4:

backfromgymsup, but what to do about dinner... :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

fuck it, im doing spag bol!11111 TO THE MACS!11!1!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://cogonline.eonpresspresents.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=13&pictureid=114

[Zip]

How's the quality?

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-movie-nzbs-80/t-district-9-r5-xvid-hardcoded-eng-subs-stg-367617

I watched the sample and the subs and quality all look good. :)
Why are subtitles released by the scene always yellow? A bit annoying in my opinion. :stuart:

[Skiz]

Racist.

[tesco]

I'd like to know why they always hardcode the subs...

[Skiz]

Sound is a tiny bit out of sync, but the main thing is - the sound quality SUCKS. Sounds like everyone is in a barrel. :dabs:

I turned it off not even 5 minutes in. I'm just gonna wait for a good HD release later on.

[Mr. Mulder]

Wurd, the whole thing sounds like it was filmed in a pub toilet. fail.

but i watched the whole thing anyway and your ears sort of get used to it after lyke 20 minutes, flipping awesome film!1 :o

[Skiz]

Miss 50 Year Old Contest Las Vegas (http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=15449)

[Skiz]

Look at the 12th pic. There is a fucking keg in the pool! :lol:

[Alien5]

NICE ASS (http://media.biertijd.com/galleries/biertijd0908/090821_miss50/Miss%2050%20-%2014.JPG)! :cool:

[Skiz]

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocodeq=Moscow+Rd,+London+W2,+UK&sll=51.513156,-0.102181&ssp%20n=0.010136,0.027895&ie=UTF8&ll=51.513644,-0.187733&spn=0.010135,0.027895&t=h&z=16&layer=c&cbll=51.513547,-0.187722&pan%20oid=A9-0N2v7YNaV55UG1IADCw&cbp=12,98.3701447220674,,2,21.91442307692307

[Barbarossa]

Google Baps :)

[Skweeky]

:lol:

[Zip]

Racist.:cry:

[100%]

Washing machine.

[Skweeky]

Question, do we still have verifieds and stuff on here?

[Alien5]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-ed2k-verifieds-15/

[Mr. Mulder]

wurd up my interweb hoewmees :smilie4:

got date number three tomorrow with Debbie :smilie4:

[enoughfakefiles]

wurd up my interweb hoewmees :smilie4:

got date number three tomorrow with Debbie :smilie4:

From dallas :O

[swizZ8]

got date number three tomorrow with Debbie :smilie4:

time for flowers eh ? :happy:

[chalice]

Afternoons cunts.

Think the missus broke my left shoulder blade with a hefty glass last night, like. It's quite useless and showing bone.

Considering half-blinding her with my elbow. The right one, obviousment.

[Alien5]

The shoulder blade (scapula) is rarely broken (broken bones are also called fractures). Of all bone breaks, shoulder blade breaks occur less than 1% of the time.

[chalice]

Yes, Allen, I know what a fucking scapula is.

I got mine broked a few years ago coming back from the pub. The x-rays were fucking horrendous. That's why I think it's broked again. It's the same shoulder blade, you monkey.

[callum]

ffs, if allen's info is correct(who cares if it is, he's a dick), then you've broken at least 198 other bones(I haven't googled boring facts, so I could be wrong).

[chalice]

ffs, if allen's info is correct(who cares if it is, he's a dick), then you've broken at least 198 other bones(I haven't googled boring facts, so I could be wrong).

:lol:

Wotcha Callum.

Nice to see that at least one person is carrying the harsh torch in this fucking ghost town these days.

[Mr. Mulder]

back from date number 3 with debbie, it went win from what i can tell - we went and sat on the beach and had an ice cream then we went to see that dorian ghey film which i thought was going to be really shit but turned out to be just shit but she liked it, then we went for a chinese, then i got her back to mine - we watched that cube thing on the telly box, i got some tongue action, then she said she hadn't seen any of the new mock the week and i said o rly? they're on the iplayer, we could watch them on my little netbook so i got her on my bed and got some serious groping action ftw but then she said she had to go ....but i'll get her next time for sure :sneaky:

im gonna cook for her next and by cook for her i of course mean penis her.

[Mr. Mulder]

and so after all that my bawls are currently the size of Russia so if you gents will excuse me... :smilie4:

[chalice]

back from date number 3 with debbie, it went win from what i can tell - we went and sat on the beach and had an ice cream then we went to see that dorian ghey film which i thought was going to be really shit but turned out to be just shit but she liked it, then we went for a chinese, then i got her back to mine - we watched that cube thing on the telly box, i got some tongue action, then she said she hadn't seen any of the new mock the week and i said o rly? they're on the iplayer, we could watch them on my little netbook so i got her on my bed and got some serious groping action ftw but then she said she had to go ....but i'll get her next time for sure :sneaky:

im gonna cook for her next and by cook for her i of course mean penis her.

Noice.

Cook spag bol for her. Burds love that shit. I once made a burd orgasm with a tin of Heinz Spaghetti Bolognese.

And I didn't even have to open the tin.

[Mr. Mulder]

back from date number 3 with debbie, it went win from what i can tell - we went and sat on the beach and had an ice cream then we went to see that dorian ghey film which i thought was going to be really shit but turned out to be just shit but she liked it, then we went for a chinese, then i got her back to mine - we watched that cube thing on the telly box, i got some tongue action, then she said she hadn't seen any of the new mock the week and i said o rly? they're on the iplayer, we could watch them on my little netbook so i got her on my bed and got some serious groping action ftw but then she said she had to go ....but i'll get her next time for sure :sneaky:

im gonna cook for her next and by cook for her i of course mean penis her.

Noice.

Cook spag bol for her. Burds love that shit. I once made a burd orgasm with a tin of Heinz Spaghetti Bolognese.

And I didn't even have to open the tin.
wat!? :o i can knock up proper spag bol in lyke 10 minutes!!!!111!1111!1 its fucking dolmio and everything!111 ...she's not gonna live through an epic seeing to like that :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

its like the other day, i banged out some sharwoods kung po sauce on to some chicken, skweeky ends up pregnant again!1 :no:

[chalice]

:lol:

Break her in gradually, mate.

Lead in with some Bachelor's Super Noodles (barbecue beef flavour) and she'll be creaming her keks in five minutes flat, like.

[Mr. Mulder]

planage.

I'll even throw in a couple of blue nuns, she'll be frothing at the gash for it!1

[Skweeky]

its like the other day, i banged out some sharwoods kung po sauce on to some chicken, skweeky ends up pregnant again!1 :no:

:ermm:

[Alien5]

(Pishflaps)

[Skiz]

So, I got a bit of a tax return this past year and decided to consider it free money. I put it all in PokerStars and play at least once a week.

Just won $255 off some fuckface in a single hand. I'm up almost $500 for the night. :01:

[Skiz]

Correction - $585! :O

[Skiz]

That's like £7 or something I think.

[Mr. Mulder]

wat!? :o seven pounds sterling would get you a tavern wench for the night with money left for a carriage ride home the next day!1

[Skiz]

Stupid merkins. :no:

[Skiz]

I need a slut to take a ride on my disco stick. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qkOMm98uyVM/Rthw-PVuPOI/AAAAAAAAABI/AhzZjJPgU7E/s1600/DISCO-STU-webpage.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

someone give me a second jawb, i need some moar monies so i can leave the country for a bit :sly:

[Skweeky]

I need a nanny.

[Mr. Mulder]

just saw this fucked up video on facebook! this guy jumps off this stone edge into the sea on holiday so his mate trys it, jumps and bangs his head on the concrete dock below then they cut to the hospital/autopsy place and show his head cracked wide open and you see inside and stuff, its fucking horrible! I didn't even mean to watch it, i was trying to click on this guys name but got that video link instead, fucking disgusting it was! :cry:

[Mr. Mulder]

I need a nanny.
how much? :sneaky:

[Alien5]

(*_*)

/ / o o \ \
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( * )
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[Skweeky]

I need a nanny.
how much? :sneaky:

Daily sekcs and a weekly blowjob allowance :naughty:

[Skiz]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2e21nw5.jpg

[Alien5]

http://www.nataliedee.com/080504/mountains.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

^ lolz


told debbie i'd cook for her tomorrow night and we could "watch a dvd" and so she said 'k, then i said it probably would't finish till late so she might as well stay over then she said 'k!111111!11!1

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Unexpected.jpg

[Biggles]

^ lolz


told debbie i'd cook for her tomorrow night and we could "watch a dvd" and so she said 'k, then i said it probably would't finish till late so she might as well stay over then she said 'k!111111!11!1

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Unexpected.jpg

Make sure she washes up before sexy time.

[Skiz]

Patrick Swayze died. :no:

[Alien5]

who? :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

Keith Floyd :no:

[Skweeky]

Bah. I feel sick.

[Alien5]

http://www.ratemyvomit.com/images/ul/155/The-Greatest-Blow-of-All-Time-vomit-1559.jpeg

[Intr4ns1t]

I once saw a man have a standoff with a car while holding a crowbar in his hand standing in the middle of the road. He was at least smart enough to tell bystanders to call the police. No idea what led to that particular state of affairs, but it was straight out of a shitty Rutger Hauer movie. Surreal as fuck. O_o

[swizZ8]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/bad_escape_plan.jpg

[Alien5]

:lol:

[Alien5]

(a polar bear's liver contains so much Vitamin A as to be poisonous to humans), or seals.

[Skiz]

Animals never cease to make me laugh. :glag:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UTdhK0lwuw

[Skweeky]

(a polar bear's liver contains so much Vitamin A as to be poisonous to humans), or seals.



That's not really that impressive Alan... a normal bit of liver contains 300% of the RDA of vitamin A for an average human.
In fact, pregnant women are not allowed to eat it for that reason, it can cause hypervitamination with birth defects as a result.

[Alien5]

3) If you have a headache after making sex it also can be the consequence of Viagra and not of the last drinking. By the way, mixing of alcohol and Viagra is not recommended; in this case alcohol fades the action of Viagra. So you have to choose: either to be drunk or sexually effective, but not both of the pleasures at once.

[chalice]

3) If you have a headache after making sex it also can be the consequence of Viagra and not of the last drinking. By the way, mixing of alcohol and Viagra is not recommended; in this case alcohol fades the action of Viagra. So you have to choose: either to be drunk or sexually effective, but not both of the pleasures at once.

Where's 1 & 2, Allen? (Before you edit it, like)

Nitwit.

[Alien5]

I have a headache.

[chalice]

Your braincell must be pin-balling about your inner skull, then.

Go and have a wank and a lie down.

[Skweeky]

What he said

[chalice]

These flids today, Skweeks. :rolleyes: :no:

[Alien5]

there's only 3 of us here.

[chalice]

Allen, I know this question has been put to you 2 fucking billion times or more, but why in the name of fuck do you deem it necessary to edit every single one of your fuckwitted posts? It's not like you make them any better by the fucking editing, like. More often, they're even worser.

Take for example your last one...at least you showed you got the joke by rhyming it with my previous. Then you went and edited into something absolutely fucking shite.

You're your own worst enema, mate.

[Mr. Mulder]

summary of last nights secks.

we had dinner and watched telly for a bit, then we went into my room and laid down and watched anchorman and whilst doing so i removed her clothes, she was wearing this awesome green bra/top type thing, frilly knickers and stockings - epic win. i went down on her and she came then i slapped on a condom (i fucking hate condoms) and went to work, started out on top at first, then did her from behind - jizzed - jobs a good'un. watched the end of the film, went at it again - was going alright, she went on top for a bit - she's flipping awesome on top!1 then i went back on top, it went on for a bit too long and then i just flopped right the fuck out, blamed it on the rubber - she agreed, went to sleep then i made bacon sandwiches for breakfast, seeing her again saturday - everyones a winrar :smilie4:

[chalice]

summary of last nights secks.

we had dinner and watched telly for a bit, then we went into my room and laid down and watched anchorman and whilst doing so i removed her clothes, she was wearing this awesome green bra/top type thing, frilly knickers and stockings - epic win. i went down on her and she came then i slapped on a condom (i fucking hate condoms) and went to work, started out on top at first, then did her from behind - jizzed - jobs a good'un. watched the end of the film, went at it again - was going alright, she went on top for a bit - she's flipping awesome on top!1 then i went back on top, it went on for a bit too long and then i just flopped right the fuck out, blamed it on the rubber - she agreed, went to sleep then i made bacon sandwiches for breakfast, seeing her again saturday - everyones a winrar :smilie4:

Qual-a-fucking-teeeeeeee, mate.

Waste of bacon, though.

[Alien5]

are you are expecting to see my post or something?

[CrabGirl]

Morning folks! How's ya'll?

[chalice]

Morning folks! How's ya'll?

Same old, same old, Lobstress. Trying to stop Allen being a mong and that. No luck as yet.

How's yourself?

[Alien5]

Anchorman Is Not that Funny. Step Brothers & Blades of Glory were funny er.

[Mr. Mulder]

summary of last nights secks.

we had dinner and watched telly for a bit, then we went into my room and laid down and watched anchorman and whilst doing so i removed her clothes, she was wearing this awesome green bra/top type thing, frilly knickers and stockings - epic win. i went down on her and she came then i slapped on a condom (i fucking hate condoms) and went to work, started out on top at first, then did her from behind - jizzed - jobs a good'un. watched the end of the film, went at it again - was going alright, she went on top for a bit - she's flipping awesome on top!1 then i went back on top, it went on for a bit too long and then i just flopped right the fuck out, blamed it on the rubber - she agreed, went to sleep then i made bacon sandwiches for breakfast, seeing her again saturday - everyones a winrar :smilie4:

Qual-a-fucking-teeeeeeee, mate.

Waste of bacon, though.
it wasn't smoked bacon so its kewl, like im gonna waste that!1 :smilie4:


smoked bacon >*

[Mr. Mulder]

Anchorman Is Not that Funny. Step Brothers & Blades of Glory were funny.
you disgust and arouse me. Anchroman is probably the greatest film evar made evar +wun

[Alien5]

Im not watching it again, i tried twice.

[chalice]

Im not watching it again, i tried twice.

Try pointing your eyes towards the TV next time, flapper.

[Alien5]

Try Looking at the TV.

[chalice]

Try Looking at the TV.

Brilliant, Allen, fucking brilliant.

You need to differentiate between looking and licking.

[Hairbautt]

Just got a parking ticket for not utilizing the full stick of my sticky.

I'm completely serious.

[Zip]

http://img2.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/03112008/2/7/a/2/27a235dcb96700_full.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup, fanny failers :smilie4:

plheying on mario, watching kim and aggey, doing an internets and drinking cawffee all at the same thym - it s made of win.

[Mr. Mulder]

sup, motherlickers :smilie4:

tomorrow i shall mostly be binge drinking on the beach :smilie4:

[Skiz]

What a semi coincidence. I shall be binge drinking at a tailgate party. :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

i don't know what one of those is but i bet it involves bewbs :smilie4:

[Skiz]

Indeed it does.

There are several large parking lots all around the stadium that allow people to stay overnight in RVs and/or get there early and setup to party all day before the football game. It's essentially a high consentration of college bewbs, cold beer, fuckloads of bbq, and lots of football talk.

It's pretty much the bestest thing evar.

[kallieb]

Sounds like Daytona Beach without the beach :)

[Alien5]

http://lookpic.com/i/353/TZCXOeDA.jpeg

[Alien5]

i am very observe.

[kallieb]

Got all 11 :) thanks, that was interesting.

[tesco]

Found them all. I am extremely observer.

[Alien5]

http://lookpic.com/i/771/BTPSeAOx.jpeg

[kallieb]

I'm sure that can be used to manipulate loads of people into a spiritual conversion :)

[brotherdoobie]

I'm sure that can be used to manipulate loads of people into a spiritual conversion :)

Will it be standard or metric? I prefer decimals.


-bd

[Zip]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iOROuTuMA

[Mr. Mulder]

wurd-up, t'interwebs :smilie4:

teh misses has just gone home and now im gonna watch blood the last hawt vampire and eat super noodles :happy:

[Skweeky]

How many thymes mouldly? Don't hold back on the dirty details now.

[Mr. Mulder]

How many thymes mouldly? Don't hold back on the dirty details now.
she came over and we watched casino royale on the tellybox and towards then end of it she started sucking me off so we went to my room where i gave her one, then we went to sleep - then i woke up at ten to seven due to her playing with my cawk, gave her another seeing to then she went back to sleep but i was wide awake ffs - once im up im up, and on a sunday too!1 so i made breakfast and watched a load of stuffs on t'iplayer :pinch:

[Skweeky]

Only twice? I am disappointed.

[AddOn]

...

[enoughfakefiles]

..

[Mr. Mulder]

Only twice? I am disappointed.
its teh rubber!1 she's going on the pill next week!1 :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

Hoi, cawks - what are ewe all using to play mastersystem/genesis roms? I was using freezesms but its being all emo now :emo:

[Something Else]

http://www.emulator-zone.com/download.php/emulators/genesis/fusion/Fusion36.zip

:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

^> that is a win of Spartan proportion, well done Sir.

[Something Else]

Any thyme?

Merlin was fan-tastic. btw.

I'm impatiently waiting for MOTD.

[Mr. Mulder]

but dragons den is on at 9!1111111 :o

[Mr. Mulder]

*been watching that proewgram on channel4 od about that man wot goes and lives in the canaidian wilderness by him self for three months, that's pretty good that is - its got bears and everything :smilie4:

[Something Else]

*been watching that proewgram on channel4 od about that man wot goes and lives in the canaidian wilderness by him self for three months, that's pretty good that is - its got bears and everything :smilie4:

He gets eaten in the end. :mellow:

Dragon's Den doesn't have dragons. Merlin does. :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

*been watching that proewgram on channel4 od about that man wot goes and lives in the canaidian wilderness by him self for three months, that's pretty good that is - its got bears and everything :smilie4:

He gets eaten in the end. :mellow:

Dragon's Den doesn't have dragons. Merlin does. :snooty:
No he doesn't!111 that was that grizzlyman thing wasn't it? That bloke who thought he was a bear or just liked touching them :ermm:

Merlins for gays, i bet it doesn't have one bewb in it and deborah meaden has a massive dragon between her legs, it doesn't get anymoar real that that :snooty:

[Skweeky]

Merlin rawks. It's got nothing but buxom maidens in it with their bewbs half hanging out.

[Mr. Mulder]

Merlin rawks. It's got nothing but buxom maidens in it with their bewbs half hanging out.
lies.

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Awsome453.jpg

[Skweeky]

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/67/48/62/18987553.JPG

That's Katie McGrath. She's gorgeous. The bitch.

[Mr. Mulder]

looks like she's got a pair of shin slappers in that pic, not saying i wouldn't lyke - in fact i so would - all over her face and i'd let the dragon watch.

[Skweeky]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/Agnieszka18/015-3.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

i'd hit it like this

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/19576/1.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

just realized today i have eaten a load of toast, cereal, chicken burger, sausage roll, super noodles, warmed up spag boll from yesterday, moar cereal, 4 bananas, a snickers and half a chicken baguette sammich and 2 oatmeal raisin cookies and 3 coffee's, 1 tea and about 4 glasses of blackcurrant juice :blink:

[Skweeky]

All that sexing takes it out of you.

[Mr. Mulder]

Robocop 2's on channel 5 tonight but we can't get channel 5, lifes so unfair :emo:

just pwnd the gym, thyme for some chicken and pasta ftw :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Why not? Have you not got big people's telly?

[Skweeky]

Grrrrr, I just had a chocolate biscuit and now I feel nauseous again. I hate this stage of pregnancy. Why would nature make someone feel sick at time like this??? How does that even make sense. I swear, I'm never going through this again.

Rant over.

[k_ichigo]

Thread Closed.

[Mr. Mulder]

Why not? Have you not got big people's telly?
kim won't let me get sky :cry:

Have ewe tried eating 2 chocolate biscuits? :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Security_Cam.jpg

soew want his jawb.

[Alien5]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/99715/Video-Big-Brother-s-Noirin-Kelly-topless/

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/99715/Video-Big-Brother-s-Noirin-Kelly-topless/
noice but i nevar really liked her, have ewe got any topless pics of that plastic blonde with massive tits wot won it? :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Nice_Urinal.jpg

:drool:

[Alien5]

http://vennstreet.typepad.com/notthatbusy/2009/06/big-bros-sophie-reade-in-playboy-uk-here-it-is.html

[Alien5]

http://www.imagebam.com/image/0bdc9717149950

[Mr. Mulder]

That's a win.

[Alien5]

http://cache-foo.fleshbot.com/gawker/assets/images/fleshbot/2008/06/2008_06_23_sophie.jpg

[Alien5]

http://www.sophiereadenaked.com/

[Alien5]

http://www.strictlybroadband.com/sb/trailers/newsletter/sophie-reade/trailer.html?promoter_name=inxstasy&click_name=inxstasy

[Mr. Mulder]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01007/borat_1007640c.jpg

[Alien5]

http://digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=1047022

[Skweeky]

I would like to spend 5 minutes in your head mouldy. Just to see what it's like to be that pervy. I reckon it's like reaching inverse Nirvana.

[Mr. Mulder]

I would like to spend 5 minutes in your head mouldy. Just to see what it's like to be that pervy. I reckon it's like reaching inverse Nirvana.
i would like you to spend 5 minutes with my head also :sly:

[Mr. Mulder]

New Heroes to steal for the win!1 :hooray:

[Skiz]

Fibber. No one watches that shite anymore. :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

i still lyke it :emo:

off to see that moviefilm Gheymer tonight at the moviefilm house, king leonidas pwning n00bs with a big gun - its gonna be epic to the macs for sparta.

[Barbarossa]

Crikey, that video really shows just just how much airbrushing goes on, doesn't it :O

Nasty shaving rash she's got there :pinch:

[Barbarossa]

Also, naughty Allen :nono:

NSFW links, not that anyone reads this now except me, you, Benchez, Mouldy and Skweeky :dabs:

[brotherdoobie]

I'm about to eat a massive breakfast sandwich. It's greasy, drippy, and meaty. Win.


-bd :happy:

[Skweeky]

So we have this fun friday thing going at work right, the theme is sports.
We've to make a life size mascotte, but we have no inspriration.
Any ideas? Anyone?

[Barbarossa]

Dress up in tinfoil and be the World Cup?

[brotherdoobie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/51955430sparky480x640.jpg


-doobs

[Skweeky]

This place is riddled with computer geeks, I wonder if we could dress up as some sort of recognisable computer part. If there is such a thing.

[Barbarossa]

You said sports :emo:

[Skweeky]

We could combine it though.
Like erm, an HDD with running shoes and go faster stripes

[Barbarossa]

Buy a prosthetic cawk and go as Caster Semenya

[brotherdoobie]

We could combine it though.
Like erm, an HDD with running shoes and go faster stripes



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/wd-scorpio-blue-hdd.jpg




-doobs

[Skweeky]

Doobs, I love it!

[Skweeky]

I don't see any go faster stripes though.

[brotherdoobie]

True. Barbs, add some go faster stripes.


-doobs

[Snee]

Also, naughty Allen :nono:

NSFW links, not that anyone reads this now except me, you, Benchez, Mouldy and Skweeky :dabs:

Hai.

[brotherdoobie]

Also, naughty Allen :nono:

NSFW links, not that anyone reads this now except me, you, Benchez, Mouldy, Skweeky and the occasional Swede. :dabs:

Hai.

/fixed


-bd

[Something Else]

:lol:

Lynx would have done you for that AllenS. True story.

[Barbarossa]

Also, naughty Allen :nono:

NSFW links, not that anyone reads this now except me, you, Benchez, Mouldy and Skweeky :dabs:

Hai.

Oh hai stranger. How's the baby?

[Skweeky]

By the looks of his sig, terribly overdue.

[Snee]

Hai.

Oh hai stranger. How's the baby?

Just put a third graphics card in.

:smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

What ho, my hoes :smilie4:

chocolate ice cream for the win.

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh hai stranger. How's the baby?

Just put a third graphics card in.

:smilie4:
wat!? :o

[BrianH]

last!

[Snee]

Just put a third graphics card in.

:smilie4:
wat!? :o

WAT?

It needed better physx-processing :idunno:

[Alien5]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/3858/fetustitleqj8.jpg

[brotherdoobie]

Just put a third graphics card in.

:smilie4:
wat!? :o

3-D, obviously.


-bd :duh:

[Mr. Mulder]

im after a monitor roight now, about 22 inches would do lyke so i can plug my little netbook in and watch stuffs on a big screen ...trying to find the best deal online

http://www.fonejacker.tv/wp-content/uploads/terry.jpg

[Snee]

I've got an hp 2159m for monitoring.

It's 21.5" and pretty decent. I like the glossier type of screen, cos the colours look sharper.

[Snee]

i found one of these (http://www.razerzone.com/gaming-mice/razer-boomslang) at a place wot was going out of business, btw.

Never used, and half price.

Only 10000 made. True story.

[brotherdoobie]

^Agreed. My laptop's screen is shiny and bright, like a Christmas tree.


-bd

[Alien5]

i use one of these, its cheap and plays porn in widescreen n stuff.

http://www.google.co.uk/products?q=yusmart&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wf

[brotherdoobie]

Dear Allen,

Please abstain from playing with the interweb. Something is bound to break.


Sincerely, brotherdoobie

[Alien5]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/9003/159871bicyclefeet1vwcm3.jpg

[brotherdoobie]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/9003/159871bicyclefeet1vwcm3.jpg

Unicycles would be a more impressive feat, but still...


-bd

[Snee]

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/9003/159871bicyclefeet1vwcm3.jpg

Unicycles would be more impressive feat, but still...


-bd

Totally.

[Alien5]

http://i35.tinypic.com/vhc0au.jpg

[brotherdoobie]

Unicycles would be more impressive feat, but still...


-bd

Totally.

I see what you did. I was going for that, but came up short. Thanx, SnnY.


-doobs

[Alien5]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7245/andrethegiantor0.jpg

[Barbarossa]

Morning nobheads. (and Allen)

[brotherdoobie]

Morning, Barbs.


-bd

[Skweeky]

im after a monitor roight now, about 22 inches would do lyke so i can plug my little netbook in and watch stuffs on a big screen ...trying to find the best deal online

http://www.fonejacker.tv/wp-content/uploads/terry.jpg

I can get you a discount if you're after Dell stuff.

[Something Else]

What discount do you get Skweeks.

[Snee]

Rumour has it she gets a discount on Dell stuff from Dell.

[Skweeky]

10 percent off the website price, or I can get you some refurbed stuff as well.

[Susanne]

yo guys sup

[Mr. Mulder]

10 percent off the website price, or I can get you some refurbed stuff as well.
22" or above refurbed, talk to me.

http://www.e4.com/media/pbcPhEVpbP2SiiqsFDkdF1.jpg

[Alien5]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc115/stotallytober2/chav_173.jpg

[Skiz]

:lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlsuNnrzWuE

[Mr. Mulder]

win! :lol:

[Something Else]

I've seen that before somewhere. :sneaky:

[Snee]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc115/stotallytober2/chav_173.jpg

If they'd not put those cards on, you could totally print that out and play with it.

[Something Else]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6201/chav173.jpg (http://img15.imageshack.us/i/chav173.jpg/)

[Skiz]

You spent far too much time photieshopping that to come up with a subpar result. You should have just copied the community policing border over.

[Alien5]

^^what she said.

[benchez' mum]

You spent far too much time photieshopping that to come up with a subpar result. You should have just copied the community policing border over.


If only I could get those 2 minutes back. :cry:

[Skweeky]

So we went to the supermarket this morning, on the way back this big 4x4 with a trailer full of wood pulled out onto the road, got hit by a taxi, spun round, bounced over the central reservation, went through a bus shelter, down a hill into a Vauxhall garage...

Gem went to give first aid, just got a call from the police, the guy is in hospital, but he's stable.

Scary business. If we'd left the store 2 seconds earlier, that truck would've gone into us :s

[tesco]

6141 uhh :unsure:

[Skweeky]

Nice sheets Tesco, effective in hiding stains yes?

[benchez' mum]

That is nasty Mr.Tesco. Nasty and wrong. Nasty and wrong to the max. :no:

[Skweeky]

I've got pins and needles in my right foot. Someone do something!

[Skweeky]

I've just pulled a muscle whilst being sick. Tonight, I'm mostly going to be feeling sorry for myself :cry:

[Something Else]

Poor skweeks. This might cheer you up.

I got a massive blister within minutes of arriving at work yesterday. Minutes later, I broke it open. I then got loads of eggshell paint in it. Got home and then spilt some spicy, dipping sauce on it.
Tried to make a plaster out of a pink post-it note. Failed. Now it's all raw, pink and painty with a bit of spice. :mellow:

[Skweeky]

I bet it isn't as bad as feeling sick constantly for nearly three weeks :snooty:

What jawb is u doing these days benchie?

[chalice]

Youse fucking nancies.

I lacerated the fuck outta my right ring-finger last night whilst doing the dishes. A big sharp onion knife was lurking beneath the suds and scuppered me digit to the max.

Did I flap? Did I cry? Did I fuck, like.

Them dishes got done. It was a matter of principle. Man versus cutlery. Now I'm a gonna melt that mother-fucking knife down into a fucking trophy.

Win.

Pansies. :rolleyes:

[Biggles]

Youse fucking nancies.

I lacerated the fuck outta my right ring-finger last night whilst doing the dishes. A big sharp onion knife was lurking beneath the suds and scuppered me digit to the max.

Did I flap? Did I cry? Did I fuck, like.

Them dishes got done. It was a matter of principle. Man versus cutlery. Now I'm a gonna melt that mother-fucking knife down into a fucking trophy.

Win.

Pansies. :rolleyes:

I did that not so long ago - those wee paring knives are deadly to the max. Like Chalice I continued my duties :unsure: although I did wonder about all the blood in the washing up water and whether that was a social faux pas.

[Skweeky]

Neither of you can comment on my ailment. I'm pretty sure you've never been subjected to the hell that is morning sickness.

[Biggles]

Neither of you can comment on my ailment. I'm pretty sure you've never been subjected to the hell that is morning sickness.

Does lying beside someone who has it count?

[chalice]

Neither of you can comment on my ailment. I'm pretty sure you've never been subjected to the hell that is morning sickness.

I can comment upon the general fallout of your condition.

And frankly, I'd rather be the one projecting my stomach-lining ceilingwards, if it's all the same to you.

[Something Else]

I bet it isn't as bad as feeling sick constantly for nearly three weeks :snooty:

What jawb is u doing these days benchie?


Hoi. My injury is horrendous. Proof.
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/556/dscf2432t.jpg (http://img27.imageshack.us/i/dscf2432t.jpg/)



Youse fucking nancies.

I lacerated the fuck outta my right ring-finger last night whilst doing the dishes. A big sharp onion knife was lurking beneath the suds and scuppered me digit to the max.

Did I flap? Did I cry? Did I fuck, like.

Them dishes got done. It was a matter of principle. Man versus cutlery. Now I'm a gonna melt that mother-fucking knife down into a fucking trophy.

Win.

Pansies. :rolleyes:

I'm not a pansy. I just think they make pretty flowers and like pretty flowers. So there. :snooty:

[Biggles]

Hoi. My injury is horrendous. Proof.
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/556/dscf2432t.jpg (http://img27.imageshack.us/i/dscf2432t.jpg/)



Youse fucking nancies.

I lacerated the fuck outta my right ring-finger last night whilst doing the dishes. A big sharp onion knife was lurking beneath the suds and scuppered me digit to the max.

Did I flap? Did I cry? Did I fuck, like.

Them dishes got done. It was a matter of principle. Man versus cutlery. Now I'm a gonna melt that mother-fucking knife down into a fucking trophy.

Win.

Pansies. :rolleyes:

I'm not a pansy. I just think they make pretty flowers and like pretty flowers. So there. :snooty:

Squirrel aids?

[Something Else]

I didn't think that thro' . Thanks Les.

[Albo Da Kid]

look how sticky that mouse is.. benches u filthy motherfukin rodent wash ur hads once in a while

[Alien5]

Lick my bawls.

[zedaxax]

http://h.imagehost.org/0496/pppppppppppp.png

[chalice]

Zed rawks everybodys' sawks but his own.

Sad fact!!

[zedaxax]

Am i so see through?

Would be nice.

Jellyfish

[chalice]

Am i so see through?

Would be nice.

Jellyfish

That's why I like you, Zed.

You have the courage to be an utterly incomprehensible bastard.

[Something Else]

Four Keane Hell for Burnley

I lolled.

[Lilmiss]

MaybeNSFW (http://hotchickswithdogswithboners.com/) :ermm:


Lamebook (http://www.lamebook.com/) > Facebook :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

looking for a small a4 printer wot doesn't take up a of of space but they're all massive :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

been looking for a second jawb today, just something shit where i can be rude to people and not work very hard

got an application form here for asda and on the form is a picture of a black person and an old person, im surprised neither are in a wheelchair :dabs:

also i rang up matalan to see if they're hiring,

....hello

hello?

....hello

Is that Matalan?

...yeah


Oh, do you have any partime job vacancies?

...part time job interviews?

No, vacancies

...Oh, i'll go check

*a good 5mins passed*

...if you hand in a c.v

Yeah?

...yeah


Oh, well thanks?


...Bye



He sounded like an absolute legend :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

What about organising Ann Summers parties?

[Mr. Mulder]

What about organising Ann Summers parties?
i put posters up in the girls toilets at work all the time but no one ever shows :emo:

[chalice]

I just cooked the bestest pasta bake evar, like.

Italian tomaties, basil, red pepper, chillies, onions, garlic, chirizo sausage, cheddar and parmasan. It looks fucking scrumdiddlyumptious to the max. Gonna have some garlic bread too, innit.

It's almost a shame to eat it. Might just ogle it for a while. :happy:

[Something Else]

I just cooked the bestest pasta bake evar, like.

Italian tomaties, basil, red pepper, chillies, onions, garlic, chirizo sausage, cheddar and parmasan. It looks fucking scrumdiddlyumptious to the max. Gonna have some garlic bread too, innit.

It's almost a shame to eat it. Might just ogle it for a while. :happy:

/pics

[Something Else]

My vegetarian dinner.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/299/dscf2428cv.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/i/dscf2428cv.jpg/)

[Mr. Mulder]

bought a gheyme for my little ps2 today for £2.50, its called "black" - from what i've worked out ewe just go around shooting stuffs (not just black people though as that would be mega racist!) ....kim just walked in wanting to know why i hadn't cleaned the bathroom like i said i would so i said lets be honest kim, you didn't really expect to come home and find it cleaned did you? So has anyone really lost out here? Aren't we all the winner here? I thought so :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

My vegetarian dinner.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/299/dscf2428cv.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/i/dscf2428cv.jpg/)
/wood (with bacon in it, obviousment) :smilie4:

[chalice]

My vegetarian dinner.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/299/dscf2428cv.jpg (http://img24.imageshack.us/i/dscf2428cv.jpg/)

Can't be arsed fannying about with the camera, mate.

Sorry man, but that looks a bit rank, like.

My dinner>your dinner. Even science agrees.

[Something Else]

That's quite ok. You venomous harriden. :cry:

[Something Else]

bought a gheyme for my little ps2 today for £2.50, its called "black" - from what i've worked out ewe just go around shooting stuffs (not just black people though as that would be mega racist!) ....kim just walked in wanting to know why i hadn't cleaned the bathroom like i said i would so i said lets be honest kim, you didn't really expect to come home and find it cleaned did you? So has anyone really lost out here? Aren't we all the winner here? I thought so :smilie4:

If it's the one where you can destruct walls and stuff, it's win. I have it on my old xbawks. Wai ahead of it's thyme.

[Alien5]

I got to work in a posh/chav shop place today just got sent the for one day by the company to help them out, a department store it was.

that food looks and sounds delicious. im am mostly eating chips and curry sauce from the chynese.

it should get about 85 quid for doing 4ish hours. sorted. :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

bought a gheyme for my little ps2 today for £2.50, its called "black" - from what i've worked out ewe just go around shooting stuffs (not just black people though as that would be mega racist!) ....kim just walked in wanting to know why i hadn't cleaned the bathroom like i said i would so i said lets be honest kim, you didn't really expect to come home and find it cleaned did you? So has anyone really lost out here? Aren't we all the winner here? I thought so :smilie4:

If it's the one where you can destruct walls and stuff, it's win. I have it on my old xbawks. Wai ahead of it's thyme.
that's the wun, it is soew win its un-trew.

[Mr. Mulder]

I got to work in a posh/chav shop place today just got sent the for one day by the company to help them out, a department store it was.

that food looks and sounds delicious. im am mostly eating chips and curry sauce from the chynese.

it should get about 85 quid for doing 4ish hours. sorted. :happy:
posh chavs? :blink:

[Alien5]

yeah.

rich area - superficial people - even the chavs were rich.

[Mr. Mulder]

phit burds with noice round arses in burberry for the win? :smilie4:

[Alien5]

Afrer a while you ignore them.

one amazingly hot woman walked by me, she looked like a porn star, 30ish years old, long dark hair, dark tan, big bewds, everything was either false or naturally perfect, she wore a zena leather bra-top thing and her side bewb was showing through the gap.

:frusty:

wow.

[Mr. Mulder]

Afrer a while you ignore them.

one amazingly hot woman walked by me, she looked like a porn star, 30ish years old, long dark hair, dark tan, big bewds, everything was either false or naturally perfect, she wore a zena leather bra-top thing and her side bewb was showing through the gap.

:frusty:

wow.
http://207.199.174.56/img/MyUpbSWWrr_no-wai-6.jpg

pics!1111111 :o

[Something Else]

That's quite a vivid description of something you ignored AllenS.