Last one to post wins the internets

[Alien5]

it was mostly a blur.

[Skiz]

:O

Californication S03E01 720p HDTV x264-aAF
Dexter S04E01 720p HDTV x264-aAF
Curb Your Enthusiasm S07E02 720p HDTV x264-aAF
The Cleveland Show S01E01 720p HDTV x264-CTU
Family Guy S08E01 Road to the Multiverse PDTV XviD-FQM
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen 720p BluRay x264-HUBRiS

[Mr. Mulder]

:O

Californication S03E01 720p HDTV x264-aAF
Dexter S04E01 720p HDTV x264-aAF
Curb Your Enthusiasm S07E02 720p HDTV x264-aAF
The Cleveland Show S01E01 720p HDTV x264-CTU
Family Guy S08E01 Road to the Multiverse PDTV XviD-FQM
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen 720p BluRay x264-HUBRiS
just smashed the gym and feel like a God :smilie4: gonna watch half that shit now while eating a whole chicken ftw :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[chalice]

Evening cunts.

Taking the day orf tomorrow, innit. Waiting for me mate to come down and pick me up.

We're gonna get wopped out to the max tonight, go mushroom picking in the morning, and try to find a specific edition of Plato's Republic for him in the afternoon.

True story.

[Skiz]

Ouch. (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4512778&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines)

[Mr. Mulder]

backfromgymsup, beans and brown rolls tonight, bitchez :smilie4:

(family guy was epic win, american dad was shit because half the characters in it are in fact shit, the cleveland brown show is semi win, the bear in it is epic win)

[tiansial]

çup

[chalice]

çup

Fuck off and don't come back, you cunt.

[chalice]

In other news...

Hello my lovelies.

And Allen.

[Alien5]

just visiting

:wave:

[chalice]

just visiting

:wave:


Only joking, mate.

Hello.

[Something Else]

bitchez :smilie4:

You called. Sir. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

:smilie4:


just shaved my bawls and my chest :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

thank fuck its payday in two hours! :eat:

[Alien5]

im feeling very drowsy

just took 3 milligrams of melatonin

night :happy:

[chalice]

im feeling very drowsy

just took 3 milligrams of melatonin

night :happy:

Not joking, Allen, but do you have ADHD?

It would explain a few things, like.

Why don't you just do a bong or something else?

Or do something else.

But not Benjamin.

[Something Else]

You could do a bong at something else's plaice.

[slim150]

wow i remember the first one of these from years ago

[Something Else]

The first one of what. :blink:

[Alien5]

im feeling very drowsy

just took 3 milligrams of melatonin

night :happy:

Not joking, Allen, but do you have ADHD?

It would explain a few things, like.

Why don't you just do a bong or something else?

Or do something else.

But not Benjamin.

No i avoid cannabis because the strong stuff gave me Psychosis. I gave up in my mid 20's. gotta go get ready for werk. :wave:

[Skiz]

The first one of what. :blink:

$20 fred I imagine.

[Something Else]

:smilie4:


just shaved my bawls and my chest :smilie4:

/pics. :unsure:

[Something Else]

:smilie4:


just shaved my bawls and my chest :smilie4:

/pics. :unsure:

[Something Else]

:smilie4:


just shaved my bawls and my chest :smilie4:

/pics. :unsure:

[Something Else]

:smilie4:


just shaved my bawls and my chest :smilie4:

/pics. :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

coem on mouldy, benchez is really desperate for those pics :eat:

[Something Else]

:pinch:

Fekking bored.

In other news. I quit one of my jawbs.

Listening to tunes in my pants and getting wopped. :happy:

[Barbarossa]

Where did you get musical pants?

This is the future of underwear! :happy:

[Something Else]

http://playunderwear.com/home.php# (http://www.techdigest.tv/2005/12/party_on_with_i.html)

http://www.playunderwear.com/imgs/products/womens_iboxer_detail.jpg
http://shinymedia.headshift.com/images/images/ipodpants.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

/wud

[Skweeky]

Hai. Just got out of hospital today. Why is that both my children have tried to kill me whilst still in the womb?

[chalice]

Hai. Just got out of hospital today. Why is that both my children have tried to kill me whilst still in the womb?

What were you doing in your own womb? :blink:

What's up? Wot were you in the horsepiddle for?

Eh? Eh?

[Skweeky]

Hyperemesis.

I had it last time, morning (read: all day) sickness got so bad that I couldn't hold anything down.
As I understand it, your body goes into something called uraeic shock, which makes you feel even more sick. It's a vicious circle.
Had to go in to get a drip and loads of jags in my bum.

[chalice]

Aw, poor Skweeks. :console:

But you're all right now? Baby too?

[Skweeky]

I'm ok-ish. I still get nauseous, but I'm able to keep stuff down now. It's just quite hard coping with it mentally, it just seems absolutely relentless.

In true NHS spirit, they never bothered to check the baby as I 'have a scan anyway in 2 weeks time'.

Although in most cases, severe morning sickness like this relates to healthier, heavier babies. (as was the case with Ben lol )

[chalice]

Eat some chicken soup.

That's wot I do when I get the bad morning sickness.

It's a fucking panacea.

[Alien5]

@chalice

taking melatonin is for deeper sleep, not for the high.

its a bit like a depressant but with no drowsy hangover.

stopped taking 5htp, was told it hasn't been proven as safe as melatonin tablets.

melatonin is good for the immune system also.

and a mix of day/night shift work gives me jet lag alot, so its just easier to take a tablet that adjusts the sleep cycle when you can't sleep well from having tea/coffee all day or night. :wacko:

[chalice]

@chalice

taking melatonin is for deeper sleep, not for the high.

its a bit like a depressant but with no drowsy hangover.

stopped taking 5htp, was told it hasn't been proven as safe as melatonin tablets.

melatonin is good for the immune system also.

and a mix of day/night shift work gives me jet lag alot, so its just easier to take a tablet that adjusts the sleep cycle when you can't sleep well from having tea/coffee all day or night. :wacko:

Well done, Allen. You made a comprehensible post and what's more, you didn't even feel the need to edit it. There's hope for you yet, my boy.

I smoke the ganja primarily for the stone, but I'm also a fucking chronic insomniac. If I'm not wopped, I'll toss and turn all night and worry like fuck about the most insignificant shite imaginable. I sleep like the dead when I'm wopped and it doesn't carry over to the next day.

My head doesn't melt when I'm wopped. It melts when I'm not. :01:

[Skweeky]

I feel sick.

[chalice]

I feel sick.

So do I.

The missus just had a blistering row with some big, fat munter who lives across the street. They've just recently moved in and their daughter is an annoying wee fucker.

My 12 year old shouted at her to get away from him and his mates and her mum gave him a mouthful. We got wind of it and the missus brought him across the street by the scruff to apologise and try to diffuse the situation.

The fucking lard-gobbling, gravity-defying, whale/elephant hybrid wouldn't even answer her door. She opened her bedroom window and spat a stream of shite in a downwards direction. The missus lost it and called her things worser than I've just typed.

She's my inspiration, don't ya know.

[Mr. Mulder]

^^^ i read those three paragraphs as

winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinvv
winwinwinwinwinwinvv

winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin
win

winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinv
winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin

:smilie4:


..................


wurd-up, flange-failers :smilie4:

[JPaul]

I feel sick.

So do I.

The missus just had a blistering row with some big, fat munter who lives across the street. They've just recently moved in and their daughter is an annoying wee fucker.

My 12 year old shouted at her to get away from him and his mates and her mum gave him a mouthful. We got wind of it and the missus brought him across the street by the scruff to apologise and try to diffuse the situation.

The fucking lard-gobbling, gravity-defying, whale/elephant hybrid wouldn't even answer her door. She opened her bedroom window and spat a stream of shite in a downwards direction. The missus lost it and called her things worser than I've just typed.

She's my inspiration, don't ya know.

Your muse as it were.

[chalice]

So do I.

The missus just had a blistering row with some big, fat munter who lives across the street. They've just recently moved in and their daughter is an annoying wee fucker.

My 12 year old shouted at her to get away from him and his mates and her mum gave him a mouthful. We got wind of it and the missus brought him across the street by the scruff to apologise and try to diffuse the situation.

The fucking lard-gobbling, gravity-defying, whale/elephant hybrid wouldn't even answer her door. She opened her bedroom window and spat a stream of shite in a downwards direction. The missus lost it and called her things worser than I've just typed.

She's my inspiration, don't ya know.

Your muse as it were.

Indeed mate. Art imitates strife.

Nice to see you around, btw.

What's the good word in Seamusville?

[Alien5]

Chalice have you purchased any so called "Legal high's"?

ive been thinking of sampling methadrone before it get reclassified.

[chalice]

Chalice have you purchased any so called "Legal high's"?

ive been thinking of sampling methadrone before it get reclassified.

Just a few times, Allen. They were variations of so called 'herbal ecstasy'.

The buzz was decent for about 20 minutes then I got bored. I can tell you that it was absolutely fuck all like Ecstasy.

It was more like an Amyl Nitrate buzz only it went on for a couple of hours. My mate said they fucked him up for a week afterwards. He was getting cramps in his hands afterwards and attributed them to those pills.

I'm sceptical about the whole legal high phenomenon. Surely, not enough blind testing has gone on before they were mass-distributed and I get the feeling that they're even more dangerous than established illegal chemicals.

Not advocating illegal chemicals. But better the devil you know, like.

[Something Else]

I never touch pharmaceuticals. The number one choice for rednecks.

[Alien5]

yeah you have more chance of waking up alive, Better the drug dealer you know like.

never touch rednecks.

[Mr. Mulder]

yeah you have more chance of waking up alive, Better the drug dealer you know like.

never touch rednecks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBWEI_2jYuw

wat! not even this one??? :o

[Alien5]

/would :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

did you know thats brittany murphy's voice? i bet she's well dirty :smilie4:

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u320/bnroske9/brittany_murphy3.jpg

[chalice]

:eyebrows:

She's one fine looking bit of text telling me absolutely fuck all, like.

In other news, I'm a gonna have the laziest dinner ever.

Potaty wedges with a chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle flung over the top of them.

Win. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

have ewe tried super noodles on cooked bread? (or "toast" as the kids say) :smilie4:

[chalice]

Don't like Sooper Noodles, mate.

My kids love 'em, though. There's about 17 or 28 packets of them in my cupboard. True story.

I don't even like Pot Noodles. I'm a gonna fling a load of chilli sauce into the mix to kill the taste.

[Alien5]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D43_YOdb_Sk&feature=related

[JPaul]

Your muse as it were.

Indeed mate. Art imitates strife.

Nice to see you around, btw.

What's the good word in Seamusville?

The real World has to a certain extent taken over my life for a bit. Otherwise all is well, or as well as can be expected. I have been sans the demon drink for a bit, through no choice of my own may I add. However tomorrow I shall mostly be getting appled out of my fucking tits.

[chalice]

Indeed mate. Art imitates strife.

Nice to see you around, btw.

What's the good word in Seamusville?

The real World has to a certain extent taken over my life for a bit. Otherwise all is well, or as well as can be expected. I have been sans the demon drink for a bit, through no choice of my own may I add. However tomorrow I shall mostly be getting appled out of my fucking tits.

:lol:

An appleless JP defies all reason and preconceptions.

I pray that we'll have the benefit of your apple induced musings to the max.

Non?

[JPaul]

The real World has to a certain extent taken over my life for a bit. Otherwise all is well, or as well as can be expected. I have been sans the demon drink for a bit, through no choice of my own may I add. However tomorrow I shall mostly be getting appled out of my fucking tits.

:lol:

An appleless JP defies all reason and preconceptions.

I pray that we'll have the benefit of your apple induced musings to the max.

Non?

Mais oui, apple Friday seems like an ideal idea.

[chalice]

:happy:

Well that's that sorted then.

It'll be like coming home, only better.

[JPaul]

Anything with added, or even addled, apple can only be better.

[Alien5]

Did somebody mention potnoodles?

[JPaul]

Someone somewhere must have.

[chalice]

Only mental victims with a dodgy space bar, shirley.

[Albo Da Kid]

I made da lounge say ayeee

prZ6hAQXhOc

[Mr. Mulder]

sounds like a jack russell.

[Skiz]

Having a silver chain with Bart Simpson on it makes you cool now? Thugs just aren't what they used to be.

[Barbarossa]

I haven't seen herbert round here for a while. I wonder if he's OK :dabs:

[Alien5]

I haven't taken the piss out of herbert for a while. I wonder if he's OK :dabs:

/fixed :happy:

[chalice]

I think the last time Sherbert posted, he was on about getting a speeding ticket or a parking ticket or something.

Isn't she from Florida or something else? I hear they have the Lethal Injection for shite like that over there.

She's probably snuffed it already.

[Mr. Mulder]

maybe he got eaten by a moose?

just watched the new Dexter - absolute kwa-la-ty!111 And john lithgow as the bady, genius!11 And the story doesn't follow any of the books so its all new stuff, win to the macs.

[chalice]

maybe he got eaten by a moose?

just watched the new Dexter - absolute kwa-la-ty!111 And john lithgow as the bady, genius!11 And the story doesn't follow any of the books so its all new stuff, win to the macs.

Agreed. John Lithgow was excellent casting.

Betcha it's gonna be the bestest Dexter yet.

[Skiz]

ACL all weekend. (http://2009.aclfestival.com/) :happy:

[Snee]

I think the last time Sherbert posted, he was on about getting a speeding ticket or a parking ticket or something.

Isn't she from Florida or something else? I hear they have the Lethal Injection for shite like that over there.

She's probably snuffed it already.

Herbert, not Sherbert.

I care even less about the latter :dabs:

[chalice]

I think the last time Sherbert posted, he was on about getting a speeding ticket or a parking ticket or something.

Isn't she from Florida or something else? I hear they have the Lethal Injection for shite like that over there.

She's probably snuffed it already.

Herbert, not Sherbert.

I care even less about the latter :dabs:

:eyebrows:

Well, hello to you too, like. :handbags:

[Snee]

Handbags at dawn it is, sir.

[Hairbautt]

I think the last time Sherbert posted, he was on about getting a speeding ticket or a parking ticket or something.

Isn't she from Florida or something else? I hear they have the Lethal Injection for shite like that over there.

She's probably snuffed it already.

Herbert, not Sherbert.

I care even less about the latter :dabs:
Thanks :smilie4:

And the ticket came at no charge :happy: Fascist bastards.

[Hairbautt]

Still in school, still unemployed.

:D

[Alien5]

so you are not dead then?

yay

[Mr. Mulder]

ahoi sup, minge miners :smilie4:

getting shit done today!1 :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Likes what?

[Hairbautt]

so you are not dead then?nope.

[Mr. Mulder]

Likes what?
YOUR MUM!1111111 SERVED!1 :smilie4: ...but srysly, jawbs and monies and stuffs :smilie4:

is it possible to block numbers on O2? :emo:

[Skweeky]

Do you not have a blacklist option on yer fone?

In other news; apparently my skin tone is now classed as 'grey'. Looks like another trip to the hospital for me tomorrow :'(

[chalice]

Bummer, Skweeks.

In other news, my 8 year old daughter, who usually swerves vegetables like they were dipped in Satan's shite, has just had a eureka moment.

After much deliberation, she has discovered that if you eat a piece of chicken and a green bean simultaneously, instead of eating all the stuff on the plate you like first and then poke the green beans around with your fork until I threaten to force feed you, they don't actually taste half bad.

Win.

[Burnsy]

who usually swerves vegetables like they were dipped in Satan's shite, has just had a eureka moment.


Holy shit.... my monitor is now covered in the mouthful of tea I was trying to drink when I read that... I've gotta remember that one... rofl

[Skweeky]

I discovered today that peas actually taste quite sweet.

I blame this on my spidey sense of taste.

Good jawb on the vegetable stuff chavis, I'll bet you she'll be a vegemetarian like benchie by the time she's 14.

[chalice]

I discovered today that peas actually taste quite sweet.

I blame this on my spidey sense of taste.

Good jawb on the vegetable stuff chavis, I'll bet you she'll be a vegemetarian like benchie by the time she's 14.

I can't take any credit for it, though I have suggested it in the past.

She reached that epiphany all by her lonesome, like.

I could almost hear the 'ker-fucking-ching' inside her little head as her Sunday Dinner eating life was utterly transformed forever. :01:

[enoughfakefiles]

At what age do they stop eating vegetables?

My little ankle biter has no choice at the moment :smilie4:

[chalice]

At what age do they stop eating vegetables?

My little ankle biter has no choice at the moment :smilie4:

It's completely random in my experience, mate.

The 12 year old will eat them (within reason) if I stare at him hard. But the furthest he'll go voluntarily is Heinz beans. He's not a great lover of them, but he doesn't need much prompting.

The 8 year old, see above.

The 5 year old fucking loves 'em. He was trying to invade the daughter's plate to get her outta dodge, like. He's my favourite. Low maintenance and loves his grub, greens or otherwise. True story.

[tesco]

Bummer, Skweeks.

In other news, my 8 year old daughter, who usually swerves vegetables like they were dipped in Satan's shite, has just had a eureka moment.

After much deliberation, she has discovered that if you eat a piece of chicken and a green bean simultaneously, instead of eating all the stuff on the plate you like first and then poke the green beans around with your fork until I threaten to force feed you, they don't actually taste half bad.

Win.
Wow quick learner it took me about 18 years. :unsure:

[tesco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H246FhwXO6s
wtf :lol:

[chalice]

Bummer, Skweeks.

In other news, my 8 year old daughter, who usually swerves vegetables like they were dipped in Satan's shite, has just had a eureka moment.

After much deliberation, she has discovered that if you eat a piece of chicken and a green bean simultaneously, instead of eating all the stuff on the plate you like first and then poke the green beans around with your fork until I threaten to force feed you, they don't actually taste half bad.

Win.
Wow quick learner it took me about 18 years. :unsure:

Yeah, but you're from Canadia.

Normal nutrition rules don't apply to youse, like.

[tesco]

That's win.

[chalice]

It's total win if you like catching them pesky roaming meeses (plural of moose) to feed yourselves, like.

[tesco]

It's total win if you like catching them pesky roaming meeses (plural of moose) to feed yourselves, like.
I don't eat meeses I prefer beaver. :dry:

:naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

Gon an interview with Boots on Wednesday about some night shifts :hooray:

[Barbarossa]

Duhhh, Boots is closed at night. They're having you on :no2:

Ningsup :coffee:

[Skweeky]

There is a mysterious glob of something on my eyboard. It is right on top of the letter ' ', as in ilo and eys and eyboard.

I'm afraid to touch it.

[Biggles]

There is a mysterious glob of something on my eyboard. It is right on top of the letter ' ', as in ilo and eys and eyboard.

I'm afraid to touch it.

Get the OH to type something with Ks in it for you.

[Biggles]

Kayak would be good

[brotherdoobie]

There is a mysterious glob of something on my eyboard. It is right on top of the letter ' ', as in ilo and eys and eyboard.

I'm afraid to touch it.

Get the OH to type something with Ks in it for you.

Racist.


-doobs :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup d00dz :smilie4:

[Biggles]

Got man flu - feel like shit :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

Got man flu - feel like shit :pinch:
man flew!111!!1!1!!!??!?! :o ...why does it happen to the young!!! :no:

if you don't make it ....i just want you to know ......you're awesome! :cry:

[Biggles]

Got man flu - feel like shit :pinch:
man flew!111!!1!1!!!??!?! :o ...why does it happen to the young!!! :no:

if you don't make it ....i just want you to know ......you're awesome! :cry:

Cheers Mulder - I'm just going to bed .... I may be some time.

[Skweeky]

Man flu eh? Pah.

[Barbarossa]

I'm feeling a bit coldy too :(

[Mr. Mulder]

when will it end :no:


...got my interview in an hour ftw, started work at 7 this morning and didn't take any breaks so i could have the time off for it :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

fucking hell that was quick! I got the job!111 :hooray::hooray::hooray:

it was a female who interviewed me, i slapped on my most awesomest shirt and tie and raped the interview!1 then she took me out on the shop floor and i had to hand out 9 of their christmas catalogs and she stood just out the way and marked me on it, i got rid of all nine in lyke three minutes and then i had to find the shops cheapest paracetamol and toothpaste, found them both failry quickly then she took me back in to finish off the interview and she said i was the best she'd seen all year and gave me it there and then!1 :smilie4:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3362/epicyf5.jpg

means working (ontop of my 8 to half 4 mon to fri) 6pm to 10pm monday to thursday, but the shop will be closed during those hours so no stoopid customers!1 :w00t:

[Barbarossa]

Well done mate :win:

Can you get us cheap prescription drugs now?

[Mr. Mulder]

i can do ewe two tubes of thrush cream (minge paste) for 10 squids, do we have a deal? :sly:

http://www.fonejacker.tv/wp-content/uploads/terry.jpg

[Something Else]

We need a price for Vagiclean on isle seven.

[enoughfakefiles]

Two blokes at wurk have got swine flu but have been in wurk since monday:dabs:

[brotherdoobie]

I had my tooth pulled. I feel lousy.


-bd

[Burnsy]

I had my tooth pulled. I feel lousy.


-bd

Which one?

[Skiz]

He said "my tooth", not "a tooth".


http://www.friskylizard.com/photos/handsome-ugly-man_weird-picture-5_49.jpg

[brotherdoobie]

I had my tooth pulled. I feel lousy.


-bd

Which one?

The one with a cavity.


-bd

[chalice]

Star Trek Voyager is on my tv, like. I've seen it loads of times.

This is the first time I ever realised that Mr Neelix has a penis for a nose.

On quick investigation, turns out it's fucking true too. :O

http://www.newstrekker.com/series_voy/pic_bios/neelix.jpg

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/c/ca/Neelix2371.jpg/292px-Neelix2371.jpg

Fuk nose to the max!

[Mr. Mulder]

im not seeing the misses tonight, she's going to see her friend ...im at the flat by my self and my ex has just rung asking if she could come pick up the clothes she left here a month ago and she mentioned she's single, am i going to do what i think im going to do.... ??? :no:

[Something Else]

Knock one out. Do it now, and make it a good 'un. Do it for your own good man.

[weenden]

do it do it for god sakes man do it!!!!!

[chalice]

Don't do it, mulstar, don't do it.

Stay here and post wank on the internets when you could be shovelling it into some bint wot's fanny's hanging out for a prolonged pounding from your Thompson.

We'll play Scrabble and stuff. It'll be win, like.

[weenden]

no no hammer her hammer her good

[Mr. Mulder]

false alarm guise, she had her friend emma outside waiting to drive her back ...but she was pissed off her tits and her bewbs looked massive and she said she'd text when she gets in, i smell shenanigans of the secksual kind... :sly:

[weenden]

you had me a massive bewbs uuuggghhhh beeeewwwbs..............sorry i lost it for a bit

[Mr. Mulder]

that's ok mang, i think we all did... :no:

[Albo Da Kid]

Is it only me or does anyone see the connection between Benchez's jealousy towards Mulder getting all the attention from Skweeky and the rest of the chicks??

[megabyteme]

Sex with the ex-...no good will cum of it.

[Skiz]

Is it only me or does anyone see the connection between Benchez's jealousy towards Mulder getting all the attention from Skweeky and the rest of the chicks??

The only thing I routinely notice is your constant obsession with benchez. Why don't you just suck his dick and get it over with?

:dabs:

[S3v3N]

Benchez is the only non-boring thing to talk about in here.. If i was obsessed with him he's be missing his legs and tounge by now..


Fuck off and die you little cock sucker :happy:, you are so boring you have to bring benchez in every sentence of yours.

cheers :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

i can't log into facebook /wrists :emo:

[Something Else]

What about Facebook Lite. :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

I just had some sweet and sour chicken. Tasty.

[Alien5]

sup droogs :happy:

[Alien5]

how do i get rid of vista 7 quick?

i miss xp.

[Something Else]

how do i get rid of vista 7 quick?

i miss xp.


What the flip is Vista 7 :blink:

[Skweeky]

I think killing yourself is the quickest and most efficient way to get rid of all your computer problems. :yes:

[Alien5]

sweeky i love you. :huh:

[Alien5]

how do i get rid of vista 7 quick?

i miss xp.


What the flip is Vista 7 :blink:

no the flip is something else.

[Skweeky]

sweeky i love you. :huh:

Is this some new form of prayer?

[Something Else]

I just had some sweet and sour chicken. Tasty.


Which bit. The sweet or the sour.

[Skweeky]

mostly the sweet

[brotherdoobie]

how do i get rid of vista 7 quick?

i miss xp.


What the flip is Vista 7 :blink:

Must be a Linux bistro.


-bd :idunno:

[benchez' mum]

I thought they were called Linux Tuxedos, not Bistros. :eyebrows:

[brotherdoobie]

I thought they were called Linux Tuxedos, not Bistros. :eyebrows:

I thought the corned beef was a bit dry...


-doobs :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

did some dirty dirty drinking last night, the misses has just thrown up in my shoes and on the carpet and on one of my ties ...this does not rawk.

[Mr. Mulder]

did some dirty dirty drinking last night, the misses has just thrown up in my shoes and on the carpet and on one of my ties ...this does not rawk.

[Mr. Mulder]

did some dirty dirty drinking last night, the misses has just thrown up in my shoes and on the carpet and on one of my ties ...this does not rawk.

[Mr. Mulder]

...

[CrabGirl]

hahaha. Mulders got sicky shoes...

I'm hungover too. My brain hurts.

[benchez' mum]

lulz

I've managed to put all the escaped bit-tards on ignore. Took me ages.

Amazing that the ones that venture in here are actually considered the cream of the crop in tard land. :no:

They be thick as a fucking plank, but where they come from, that's actually cleverer than most.

[Hairbautt]

Just realized my mouse scroll wheel scrolls horizontally. As well as vertically.

:blink:

[benchez' mum]

I can't see Harry's post. :mellow:

[Hairbautt]

I can't see my post either.

:unsure:

This is one messed up world.

[benchez' mum]

I can't see that one either. :eyebrows:

[Hairbautt]

I can't see yours or mine.

[benchez' mum]

/fixed

How the flip does your mouse do that. Perhaps you're holding it sideways.

[Something Else]

I can't see that one either. :eyebrows:


I can't see yours or mine.

Psychic genious.

[Mr. Mulder]

start jawb number II tomorrow :dabs: up at 6, wurk till half 3, 2 hours gym thyme then wurk again till 10, then thyme for some din dins :emo:

[Something Else]

I think your dick's going to fall off from the lack of wanktime.

[Hairbautt]

Oh, I miss it here.

Btw, just bought a home theater package. 46" HDTV, surround sound, DVD stuff with iPod stuff too, etc. Been workin' on cleanin' out one of the rooms in order to transform it into a "movie/theater" room.

w00t.

[Alien5]

how did you manage to bring a movie theatre home with you?

[Hairbautt]

http://www.the-car-source.com/assets/images/2858_00_Jetta_trunk.jpg

Seats fold down.

[Bad-Day]

o.0 ok

[brotherdoobie]

Oh, I miss it here.

Btw, just bought a home theater package. 46" HDTV, surround sound, DVD stuff with iPod stuff too, etc. Been workin' on cleanin' out one of the rooms in order to transform it into a "movie/theater" room.

w00t.

The public teat is sweet, eh.


-doobs

[Skiz]

Oh, I miss it here.

Btw, just bought a home theater package. 46" HDTV, surround sound, DVD stuff with iPod stuff too, etc. Been workin' on cleanin' out one of the rooms in order to transform it into a "movie/theater" room.

w00t.

Specs? :smilie4:

[Hairbautt]

Oh, I miss it here.

Btw, just bought a home theater package. 46" HDTV, surround sound, DVD stuff with iPod stuff too, etc. Been workin' on cleanin' out one of the rooms in order to transform it into a "movie/theater" room.

w00t.

The public teat is sweet, eh.


-doobs
Welfare, ftw!

[Hairbautt]

Oh, I miss it here.

Btw, just bought a home theater package. 46" HDTV, surround sound, DVD stuff with iPod stuff too, etc. Been workin' on cleanin' out one of the rooms in order to transform it into a "movie/theater" room.

w00t.

Specs? :smilie4:
Sony Bravia 46" HDTV with Sony Theatre System the DAV-HDX589W 1000 watt.

5 disc changer and an iPod dock. :smilie4:

[Alien5]

I think you've been robbed, that trunk is completely empty. :o

[brotherdoobie]

The public teat is sweet, eh.


-doobs
Welfare, ftw!

Welfare...school loans...whatever...

I wish I was back in school. School grants and freeloading > *


-bd

[Skweeky]

I wonder how many condoms mouldy has managed to steal so far.

[Mr. Mulder]

last night at around 10pm i was watching 80's vhs tapes about racists and fire extinguishers in the workplace :dabs:


this 56 hours a week business is bullpoo!1 :cry:

[Skweeky]

Be quiet child, when I was your age I was working from 7 AM to 7.30 PM Monday to Friday and 9 AM to 5 PM every Saturday. AND I went out drinking every night plus drug benders every Friday and Saturday.

These young uns, these days, they have no stamina :snooty

[Something Else]

Agree.

I used to do a paper round every morning at 6 AM before leaving for school at 7 AM every day. I'd get a total of £18 a week for that. :dabs:

[Skweeky]

A lot of money back in the day

[Barbarossa]

ning :coffee:

[Skweeky]

Hai Barbie. I tried going back to work yesterday and ended up puking all over the works toilets, then I was sent home again.
Had my scan yesterday, am not as far along as I thought which means this bloody morning sickness isn't going to stop any time soon :(

[Barbarossa]

Damn. Hope you start to feel better soon

Do you only get one scan, or are you having another one?

[Skweeky]

Having another two. One in weeks and an other one in 10 weeks.
So we'll know the gender this time! Yay!

[JPaul]

Agree.

I used to do a paper round every morning at 6 AM before leaving for school at 7 AM every day. I'd get a total of £18 a week for that. :dabs:

You enjoyed it so much you're going back to it.

[Skweeky]

That's you told benchie.

[Something Else]

I'd be happy to have the work these days.

[Skweeky]

You could always become a male escort. Or you could pimp out mouldy.

[Skweeky]

In other news; I have just discovered Sarsaparilla sweets and I'm hooked.

[Something Else]

Sarsaparill. Is that an invented flavour. What do they taste of. Apart from Sarsaparill.

[Something Else]

You could always become a male escort. Or you could pimp out mouldy.


You pimping him out works well. I could guard him from people wanting free rides.

[JPaul]

I'd be happy to have the work these days.

Have you given up the sanding like.

[brotherdoobie]

Or the networking?


-doobs

[Skweeky]

Sarsaparill. Is that an invented flavour. What do they taste of. Apart from Sarsaparill.


I think it's quite popular over in the states, they have sarsaparilla soda and stuff. I'm sure doobs or Skiz could tell you more.

They taste a bit like aniseed, but sweeter.

[Snee]

What ho?

[Skweeky]

That baby of yours must be at least 2 months overdue now Snee. Are you, in fact, an elephant?

[Snee]

:sly:

[Skweeky]

In other news; I am trying to watch Scrubs on E4+1, but there is an annoying black line across my screen. It is not my telly, as it doesn't appear on any of the other channels. I can't be arsed resetting the box, so I guess I'll just have to put up with it.

[Skiz]

Racist.

[brotherdoobie]

Olives are win.


-doobs :happy:

[JPaul]

Maybe it's the episode where there's a black line across the screen.

[Skweeky]

It's ok, they must have picked up on this post. They issued an apology for the bad picture quality I was experiencing.

[brotherdoobie]

It's ok, they must have picked up on this post. They issued an apology for the bad picture quality I was experiencing.


And a free black line. But only temporary, like.



-bd

[Skweeky]

Bah, I am in such a foul mood.

I have been feeling sick more or less constantly for nearly a month.
I can't sleep properly because I keep needing to pee.
My sense of smell is ridiculously sharp, so smells either make me sick or give me a headache.
I can't drink tap water because my taste buds have gone all superhero on me and I can taste the chemicals in it (mainly chlorine, it's fucking disgusting).
If I eat anything heavier than toast I will feel even more sick.
I can't keep down fruit.
My gums are bleeding, probably because I'm about to get scurvy due to the above
I have an ear infection, which means I currently can barely hear anything with my left ear and it's really quite sore.
I constantly feel tired.
I have hairy eyebrows because I can't make it to the waxer and I'm really crap at plucking them myself.


Rant over

[Barbarossa]

Everybody has hairy eyebrows, shirley :unsure:

[Skweeky]

Hairier than normal. Usually they are nicely trimmed. At the moment it is very well possible for a bunch of Palestinians to hide in them.

[ckrit]

Except for people who have ones that are tattoed on.

[chalice]

Everybody has hairy eyebrows, shirley :unsure:

Tell that to Duncan Goodhew, racist.

http://www.qcmusic.co.uk/stuff/niki/easter_card/images/duncan_goodhew_2.jpg

[Barbarossa]

What the fuck. Is this "Have a go at Barbie" day? :emo:

Why was I not informed, I would have prepared something

[ckrit]

He should have some tattoed on.

[Skweeky]

I think you should both post pictures of you eyebrows to make me feel better. Mkay, thanks.

[Barbarossa]

http://secretperson.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/full717291darling_2.jpg

[Skweeky]

What the fuck. Is this "Have a go at Barbie" day? :emo:

Why was I not informed, I would have prepared something

It's your own fault for messing up your grammar. You know we don't put up with that kind of nonsense in here.

[Barbarossa]

It was that spastic's sig, it made me have a mini-fit

[Skweeky]

Just don't let it happen again.

Now post a picture of your eyebrows.

[Barbarossa]

OK hang on, I need to go to the toilet to do it

(Only because I don't want people in the office asking awkward questions like "Why are you taking a photograph of your eyebrows?")

[Skweeky]

You could tell them you are considering becoming an eyebrow model.

[ckrit]

Hah.

I'm not sure my co-workers would care one bit if I did that, nowadays.

I no longer surprise or amaze them.

But speaking of them, I should prolly do what they are doing, and get some work done, now.

[Barbarossa]

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/8022/101509123235l.jpg

[chalice]

:lol:

Quality.

Anybody got a pic of Lamsey's monobrow?

Attack of the hairy caterpillar to the max.

[Skweeky]

Nice brows Barbie. No hair in the middle or anything.
I wonder what chavis will come up with.

[Skweeky]

I've just checked Lamsey's facebook page. It seems he has done something about it, because he no longer has a monobrow. :o

[Skweeky]

Although there is a rather disturbing picture of him in a pacman t-shirt. :unsure:

[chalice]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3224/3078524592_7e90fa8b95.jpg

[Barbarossa]

Anyone remember Guillaume? He did a famous eyebrows animation once...

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/5593/eyebrows0qd.gif

[Skweeky]

Did you just randomly find a baby crawling about?

[chalice]

Did you just randomly find a baby crawling about?

Nope. I was just walking normally, like.

http://i.friendfeed.com/d1eade271a81b2c8836d76a9d94fcbb7fd83cf21

:fear:

[Skweeky]

Eeeewwwww!

[Skweeky]

Why is it that eyebrows don't keep growing like head hair? On that matter, why is it that pubic hair doesn't keep growing?

[Skweeky]

Yahoo knows the answer.

Apparently the hair cycle on your head is 2-6 years whereas the hair cycle on the rest of your body is only a few months. This means that your body hair keeps shedding whereas your head hair doesn't.

[megabyteme]

Sorry to hear you are having a rough time lately, Skweeky. :console:

FWIW, I get mild ear infections from time to time and I use a heating pad turned on low with a towel between my ear and the pad (some of the pads can get kinda hot, so be careful) and just rest for 30 or so minutes. I do this throughout the day, maybe 3 or 4 times (if possible). Has worked for me many times.

Sorry I don't have any solutions for the morning sickness (if I did, my wife would be very, very grateful).

[Barbarossa]

FWIW, I get mild ear infections from time to time and I use a heating pad turned on low with a towel between my ear and the pad (some of the pads can get kinda hot, so be careful) and just rest for 30 or so minutes. I do this throughout the day, maybe 3 or 4 times (if possible). Has worked for me many times.

Why don't you take antibiotics, you daft hippy? :blink:

[ckrit]

I've just checked Lamsey's facebook page. It seems he has done something about it, because he no longer has a monobrow. :o

That's old news, tbh.

Some had found some clip he made about his appartment at uni on youtube or something (I think he has his own channel) a while back, it might have been JP. And that plucked unibrow stuck out like a sore thumb :(

Lamsey McBrien's McChannel (http://www.youtube.com/user/LamseyMcBrien)

[ckrit]

Yahoo knows the answer.

Apparently the hair cycle on your head is 2-6 years whereas the hair cycle on the rest of your body is only a few months. This means that your body hair keeps shedding whereas your head hair doesn't.

I think it grows a lot longer if you shave it off a bunch of times, or something.

[megabyteme]

:D

Haven't you heard about our health care system in the US? :unsure:

Actually, it's just a simple solution to what is usually a simple problem.

Antibiotics can (and often do) cause upset stomach. I don't imagine Skweeky needs any more of that.

[chalice]

I've just checked Lamsey's facebook page. It seems he has done something about it, because he no longer has a monobrow. :o

That's old news, tbh.

Some had found some clip he made about his appartment at uni on youtube or something (I think he has his own channel) a while back, it might have been JP. And that plucked unibrow stuck out like a sore thumb :(

Lamsey McBrien's McChannel (http://www.youtube.com/user/LamseyMcBrien)

He may've shaved the middle, but those eyebrows are still a fucking wonder to behold

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc1SydnYVHU&feature=player_profilepage

[Skweeky]

That was rather painful to watch.

[ckrit]

Dewds.

I'm unprofessional and impolite, and I write angry emails.

Our project leader just called to inform me. Her womanly intuition told her.

Awesome innit.

[ckrit]

She called again. We're buddies now.

After I called my workmates to brag and everything.

Balls.

[Snee]

At home nao. Was giggling about the above all the way home.

[JPaul]

Ya wee giggly imp.

[Snee]

Totally.

How are you liking the new stargate, btw?

[JPaul]

Still early doors but it has potential and I think it will be good. I suspect the stories and characters are going to be a bit more complex. It has a darker and deeper feel to it.

[Snee]

That's about my opinion as well.

It's more serious, in a good way.

The pilot was excellent. I didn't quite like the next episode as much, but it wasn't bad.

[Barbarossa]

Anyone watching Flash Forward?

Apart from me, like. Well not now, obviously.

[Snee]

Seen it. Like I told chalice the other day, I like the novel better. A 21 year flash forward is cooler, for one thing.

He has high hopes for it, though. I think the whole 'terrorist plot' thing is fuckballs.

[Snee]

Since we're talkin TV-shows and all: Defying Gravity is cool.

...Gotta go halp my sister with the network settings for a vm she's trying to set up through virtual box, berb.

[chalice]

Seen it. Like I told chalice the other day, I like the novel better. A 21 year flash forward is cooler, for one thing.

He has high hopes for it, though. I think the whole 'terrorist plot' thing is fuckballs.

It's not that I have high hopes for it, it's more of a filler for me until Lost comes back. It has been heralded as the 'new Lost', what with it having an ensemble cast and many of the same actors. From what I've seen though, they're being too ambitious and are snatching key techniques from Lost which smacks of desperation somewhat.

I agree that a 21 year flash-forward would've been cooler, but I reckon the scope would've been too massive to hold the attention of the average ABC watching mongoloid.

I'll keep watching, like, but I'm disappointed already. It's cool to see Brandon Braga's name on the writing credits and the guy wot wrote the book will be scripting a few of the upcoming episodes too, I'm informed.

[Skweeky]

Here chavix, have you ever read a comic called 'Logicomix' about Bertrand Russell?

It's meant to be pretty awesome.

[chalice]

Here chavix, have you ever read a comic called 'Logicomix' about Bertrand Russell?

It's meant to be pretty awesome.

Haven't read any of them, Skweeks but they seem interesting enough.


Covering a span of sixty years, the graphic novel Logicomix was inspired by the epic story of the quest for the Foundations of Mathematics. This was a heroic intellectual adventure most of whose protagonists paid the price of knowledge with extreme personal suffering and even insanity. The book tells its tale in an engaging way, at the same time complex and accessible. It grounds the philosophical struggles on the undercurrent of personal emotional turmoil, as well as the momentous historical events and ideological battles which gave rise to them.
The role of narrator is given to the most eloquent and spirited of the story’s protagonists, the great logician, philosopher and pacifist Bertrand Russell. It is through his eyes that the plights of such great thinkers as Frege, Hilbert, Poincaré, Wittgenstein and Gödel come to life, and through his own passionate involvement in the quest that the various narrative strands come together.


http://www.logicomix.com/en/

Had a quick looksee on some of the comic sites but it seems nobody has scanned it yet.

[Snee]

Seen it. Like I told chalice the other day, I like the novel better. A 21 year flash forward is cooler, for one thing.

He has high hopes for it, though. I think the whole 'terrorist plot' thing is fuckballs.

It's not that I have high hopes for it, it's more of a filler for me

That's what she said.

[Snee]

http://www.rathergood.com/fat_man

[Snee]

FFS. Plugging in an external hd on the same couplet of usb ports as my mouse turns off the scroll wheel :dabs:

[Skweeky]

Haven't read any of them, Skweeks but they seem interesting enough.


Covering a span of sixty years, the graphic novel Logicomix was inspired by the epic story of the quest for the Foundations of Mathematics. This was a heroic intellectual adventure most of whose protagonists paid the price of knowledge with extreme personal suffering and even insanity. The book tells its tale in an engaging way, at the same time complex and accessible. It grounds the philosophical struggles on the undercurrent of personal emotional turmoil, as well as the momentous historical events and ideological battles which gave rise to them.
The role of narrator is given to the most eloquent and spirited of the story’s protagonists, the great logician, philosopher and pacifist Bertrand Russell. It is through his eyes that the plights of such great thinkers as Frege, Hilbert, Poincaré, Wittgenstein and Gödel come to life, and through his own passionate involvement in the quest that the various narrative strands come together.


http://www.logicomix.com/en/

Had a quick looksee on some of the comic sites but it seems nobody has scanned it yet.


I might get it off Amazon. My old philosophy professor recommended it.

[JPaul]

It's not that I have high hopes for it, it's more of a filler for me

That's what she said.

I hope you're referencing The Office USA. Or the original source which The Office USA referenced.

[JPaul]

Haven't read any of them, Skweeks but they seem interesting enough.



http://www.logicomix.com/en/

Had a quick looksee on some of the comic sites but it seems nobody has scanned it yet.


I might get it off Amazon. My old philosophy professor recommended it.

How old ... never mind