Last one to post wins the internets

[tesco]

Last one to post gets $20.

Starting a new thread.

If you don't know the rules then there's <1% chance you will win anyway.

If you do I'll tell you.

[CrabGirl]

Ahhhh did the big thread break the board again?

[Proper Bo]

:dabs:

[CrabGirl]

So who won the last one? Was it me? It was me wasn't it!

[Hairbautt]

blahblahb

[SgtMajor]

I see everything has been /fixed/ :P

[tesco]

Biggles.
He better donate it back to the board like jpaul did. :dry:

[Proper Bo]

is that why i'm back down to 18k posts?:unsure:

[CrabGirl]

Damnit.


And I've lost a star. :(

[ideto]

Now I'll have a chance xD ahahaha

btw, my epenis > squir3l's

[tesco]

Shit, sorry.
Once these board issues go away i'll untrash the old threada and close it to stop posts but to get your post counts back..

[Biggles]

Biggles.
He better donate it back to the board like jpaul did. :dry:

:lol:

Consider it donated to the new thread

[Mr. Mulder]

my life's work, ruined (for lyke the second time) - 6k of orsumness, all gone. :cry:

[thebazzla]

ouch i bet that hurt :(

[Proper Bo]

is the internets fixed yet?:unsure:

[J-dye]

i will donate $1 extra to whoever that wins $20

[manker]

Flowesup, children of the internets :smilie4:

I notice that a Scotch person won the $20 again ... it's almost as if they lie in wait for the opportunity; never sleeping, eating only whilst staring red-eyed at the screen.

[thebazzla]

bora da

[Barbarossa]

Mornsup :dabs:

[manker]

Advertising tele-sales people are pretending that they're new customers now in order to get to speak to someone other than a secretary with big bewbs.

Just had Saj on the phone who asked me if I'd ever heard of the well known phrase; 'You have to spend money on advertising and stuff so that you get money in'. I said I hadn't and asked if if he'd ever heard the phrase which dictates that you have to speculate to accumulate.

He paused for a half-second then said he didn't know why I was asking him that :dabs:
Obviously, I had to call him an idiot but I did tell him that doesn't mean I don't wish him and his family all the very best for the future.

It's the iron fist/velvet glove treatment - he went away confused but happier.

[Barbarossa]

Two images of mine appeared in the spambank ( :eyebrows: ) of Nuts magazine last week :happy:

I'm almost too orsum to talk to you lot now :snooty:

[manker]

http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

How filthy. Link or pics plz.

[Barbarossa]

This one, which is a bit meh :dabs:

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1166/tescovaluemap8f2284rs8.jpg

and this one, which they have labelled "Spam of the week", which means they should be sending me a free ipod nano :w00t:

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/2659/lordofwarfi5.jpg

[manker]

Free ipod, eh. Quality :smilie4:

The first one is quite funny, the second is more your usual standard.

[Barbarossa]

Pffft, if I get free stuffs I don't give a shit :P

[Biggles]

This board is up and down like a whore's drawers on a Saturday night :unsure:

[thebazzla]

you have a way with words biggles :)

[chalice]

http://rlove.org/images/guinness_20040423.jpg

[Proper Bo]

bumpsup, cunts

[Proper Bo]

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /vb3/newreply.php on this server.


:dabs:

[Wizard Scuff]

Word to the macs, chavis.

Damn right, mate.

The few times I've trusted them, against my better judgement, it has been to my bitter regret, like.

When I was about 20, I used to go out with this hun girl. I can be forgiven, she was fucking gorgeous. Everything was great for a while. It was love city.

Then her hun-mum got anxious about it. She was a fucking piece of work, believe you me. She sat the two of us down on a Sunday afternoon and told us that the UVF had visited her house the night before. Reportedly, they said that they knew who I was and knew who she was and if we were ever seen together again, we'd be shot dead. True story.

All balls, of course. Still, things weren't quite the same after that. :01:

Disclaimer: this apocryphal (yet true) tale has nothing whatsoever to do with Skweeks and her (no doubt fan-fucking-tastic) hubby, like.

You did well to get out of that one, mate. Close shave, thank fuck the mother was a bigoted cow.

[chalice]

Damn right, mate.

The few times I've trusted them, against my better judgement, it has been to my bitter regret, like.

When I was about 20, I used to go out with this hun girl. I can be forgiven, she was fucking gorgeous. Everything was great for a while. It was love city.

Then her hun-mum got anxious about it. She was a fucking piece of work, believe you me. She sat the two of us down on a Sunday afternoon and told us that the UVF had visited her house the night before. Reportedly, they said that they knew who I was and knew who she was and if we were ever seen together again, we'd be shot dead. True story.

All balls, of course. Still, things weren't quite the same after that. :01:

Disclaimer: this apocryphal (yet true) tale has nothing whatsoever to do with Skweeks and her (no doubt fan-fucking-tastic) hubby, like.

You did well to get out of that one, mate. Close shave, thank fuck the mother was a bigoted cow.

Maybe, like.

Nevertheless, I always considered her as 'the hun that got away'.

Shoot me. Shoot me NOW.

[chalice]

In the fucking face, like.

[Mr. Mulder]

i've got a load i can shoot over your face, it won't even cost you nufin :naughty:

[Thatsgreat]

Oh yes!

EDIT - Shit, that came out sooooo wrong :(

Wasn't referring to your post at all Mulder...

[chalice]

i've got a load i can shoot over your face, it won't even cost you nufin :naughty:

Nah, mate.

I reckon your spunk might've been reduced to water now.

That That's Great ballbag seems to want it though, so off you fucking go.

[Thatsgreat]

i've got a load i can shoot over your face, it won't even cost you nufin :naughty:

Nah, mate.

I reckon your spunk might've been reduced to water now.

That That's Great ballbag seems to want it though, so off you fucking go.

Hold your horses there!

[Wizard Scuff]

You did well to get out of that one, mate. Close shave, thank fuck the mother was a bigoted cow.

Maybe, like.

Nevertheless, I always considered her as 'the hun that got away'.

Shoot me. Shoot me NOW.

:lol::earl::stars:

[chalice]

Nah, mate.

I reckon your spunk might've been reduced to water now.

That That's Great ballbag seems to want it though, so off you fucking go.

Hold your horses there!

You want horse-cum as well?

You sick, sick puppy, you.

[Thatsgreat]

Hold your horses there!

You want horse-cum as well?

You sick, sick puppy, you.

:mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

Good thing i keep a jar of horse cum in the fridge for just such an occasion :smilie4:

[chalice]

You want horse-cum as well?

You sick, sick puppy, you.

:mellow:

I'm taking that as a yes.

Certainly not a neigh, like.

[Something Else]

:drummer:

[chalice]

Hoi, Snny...

essential notes for that new LOEG. I've been firing a few his way but I haven't been credited yet, like.

http://ratmmjess.tripod.com/centuryannotations.html

If you don't need to read them against the text, then you're a fucking genius or a liar.

[Alien5]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[chalice]

Allen, does being a security guard make you into a spastic or were you always that way?

I'm guessing it's the former. Otherwise you'd never have gotten the jawb, like.

[chalice]

Unless, you're doing security for something that nobody gives a fuck about anyway.

In which case, it's not a jawb, it's something they let you do to let you feel important, like.

[Alien5]

You have received a 2 weeks warning from nomado.

Reason: Your post violated the following rule Thread-shitting / De-railing. You have been warned for 2 week(s) Reason: Thread-shitting / De-railing

[chalice]

jawz

Just thought I'd quote that before you change what passes for your mind.

You really are a fucking mong, aren't you?

[Alien5]

He's happy ^

[chalice]

He's happy ^

Ah, it's the 'catch Allen's sad posts before he edits them' game'.

Fucking snue-gliffer.

[Alien5]

off course

[chalice]

I really sense that that Thatsgreat person wants to tell me something.

She's been hovering around this thread all night.

By all means, girl, speak you mind. I can take it.

:kiss:

[Alien5]

Thatsgreat ThatsgreatThatsgreatThatsgreat

[Wizard Scuff]

I really love your tiger fate.

[Alien5]

Thatsneat Thatsneat Thatsneat Thatsneat

[Wizard Scuff]

What is :blink:

[brotherdoobie]

Built a house and fixed some cars and stuff. The usual, like wot dads do.

My Dad is like that. He fixes cars and makes stuff.

He's a proper father, like.


-brotherdoobie

[chalice]

BTW, the new Eminem album is pure wank.

Except for a couple of places.

[brotherdoobie]

Marvin Gaye's - What's Going On is pure genius. All of it.

Soul singing protesters > filthy hippies.

Fact.


-bd :happy:

[chalice]

Marvin Gaye's - What's Going On is pure genius. All of it.

Soul singing protesters > filthy hippies.

Fact.


-bd :happy:

Cheer Pauly Paul, is is gonna listen to that right nows. :happy:

[Proper Bo]

Marvin Gaye's - What's Going On is pure genius. All of it.

* > filthy hippies.

Fact.


-bd :happy:

fixed.

[Skiz]

:dabs:

LINK (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-bittorrent-trades-158/t-i-have-bitmetvwafflesethor-345511)

[Lilmiss]

[quote=brotherdoobie;3208323]Marvin Gaye's - What's Going On is pure genius.


I was Wham-ing out earlier, does that make me bad, or really flipping old?

Hksil-KkebQ

[Lilmiss]

stupid fucking youtube. :fisty:

[Skiz]

Wham! rawks the sawks! True story. I was just listening to Careless Whisper the other night. :ghey:

I was reminded of it by the new Seether version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGNbq9Y7Odw).

[SonsOfLiberty]

BTW, the new Eminem album is pure wank.

Except for a couple of places.

I'm a Eminem fan, so yeah the CD is so/so, but it makes me chuckle and is talking about his "real" relapse and shit, so overall I like it, he's had better, but it's been forever since I've heard M.

[bilkenter]

OMG, i am gonna donate my kidneys to last poster... WHAT an HONOUR!!!! i feel freaking awesome!!! Thanks for the opportunity not just to share invites, ideas et cetera but also kidneys as well!

edit: this seriously freaking made me happy thank you :) I can donate other organs too btw.

[sampson]

Its obvious they're trying to get you to die first you moran.

Let us know if there's anything we can do to expedite the deed.

[sampson]

Are you dead yet?

[sampson]

How about now? Are you dead now?

[bilkenter]

nope not dead... but i am supposed to be, i wonder why i am not dead, maybe something is wrong with me. I ate domu domu fruit allowing me to be alive even after i donated my organs. Can i donate e-penis? or normal one too? just curious.

[Skweeky]

Built a house and fixed some cars and stuff. The usual, like wot dads do.

My Dad is like that. He fixes cars and makes stuff.

He's a proper father, like.


-brotherdoobie


Stop showing off, you lot, with your dads that are still alive and stuff. Yuppies :snooty:

[Alien5]

Peter Green Documentary looks good.

I feel sorry for him.

[chalice]

Peter Green Documentary looks good.

Where is it?

[Alien5]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00k92x1/Peter_Green_Man_of_the_World/

and

the box

[chalice]

Nice one, Allen.

I'll check that out, like.

[chalice]

In other news, Number 1 Son is playing GTA Vice City on the PS2, like.

Out of all the fucked-up things you can do in GTA, what is he doing?

He's been standing at the back of a bus queue for the last 20 minutes. He's actually expecting a bus to come.

I worry, I really do.

[Alien5]

don't worry

thats a good thing.

[CrabGirl]

In other news, Number 1 Son is playing GTA Vice City on the PS2, like.

Out of all the fucked-up things you can do in GTA, what is he doing?

He's been standing at the back of a bus queue for the last 20 minutes. He's actually expecting a bus to come.

I worry, I really do.

Hahahahaha. Bless. How old is he?

This morning I was scribbling a shopping list for the other half and his 5 year old son peered closely at what I'd just written and asked me if I was writing in Russian. Hmph.

[chalice]

In other news, Number 1 Son is playing GTA Vice City on the PS2, like.

Out of all the fucked-up things you can do in GTA, what is he doing?

He's been standing at the back of a bus queue for the last 20 minutes. He's actually expecting a bus to come.

I worry, I really do.

Hahahahaha. Bless. How old is he?

This morning I was scribbling a shopping list for the other half and his 5 year old son peered closely at what I'd just written and asked me if I was writing in Russian. Hmph.

:lol:

Everyone's a critic. I hear sarcasm is genetic, like.

He's 11.

[Mr. Mulder]

d00dz.

watched the new fast and furious which rawks!1!!1!1!1

[The Flying Cow]

All your children that you've mentioned so far seem terribly rational, down-to-earth types chavis.

Whatever you're doing, you're doing it right from the look of things.

[Skweeky]

I finally joined the revolution and bought myself a decent laptop. 17" screen, 3 gb RAM, 16gb memory, DVD RW. Now I don't have to move the two monstrous desktops we have in the house!

The tards in the shop were trying to sell us Norton 360 at half price. I laughed. Then they were trying to sell us insurance for 70 quid. I laughed even harder. They seemed to be insulted by this and thought we were mental for refusing to purchase proper security. I think they don't really understand the internetz yet.

[Mr. Mulder]

you're gonna get aids now, i would have paid full price just to be on the safe side :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

i am quite drunk.

[Alien5]

Thanks Mulder, Its fucking boring reading chalice vs n00b everywhere.

[chalice]

Thanks Mulder, Its fucking boring reading chalice vs n00b everywhere.

So don't fucking read it then.

Problem solved.

[Mr. Mulder]

readings for the gays, everyone knows that. TWICE!1111111111


/drinking wife beater and listening to radio wun's big weekend :smilie4:

[Hairbautt]

Saw Star Trek last night.

I walked out a happy man and, I think, so did every else.

[The Flying Cow]

What's wrong, Harriet, with you, like, seriously

[Hairbautt]

I saw a fucking flying cow the other day and again this morning - that's what's wrong.

[The Flying Cow]

That'swhat's right.

Star Trek's what's wrong you dingbat

[chalice]

Star Trek is gonna rawk. I can't wait to see it.

JJ Abhrams directing Star Trek? Young Spock and Kirk?

Fuck sake, it can't fail. No fucking way, José.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'd hit it.

[Thatsgreat]

Woah, would really wanna see that one.

Hope it's true that you will appreciate it even if you haven't watched the series.

What do you think of Zachary Quinto's effort in expounding Spock?

[Mr. Mulder]

i hope busts some peoples heads open!111111111111111111111111111

[Hairbautt]

You see nipples init.

True story.

[Hairbautt]

Woman's nipples, btw.

Not joking.

[Mr. Mulder]

him and kirk will land on some planet full of peacfull aliens or some shit like that and kirk will say lets make friends lol but then spock will be FUCKIN 'AV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and start slicing their heads open and earting their braiins or some shit like that.

spoilers above.

[bilkenter]

As much as it is flattering, is there any chance for someone to get rid of bilkenters kidneys part? I am seriously honoured, but it looks weird when i refresh for new posts... I am seriously flattered. Thanks for choosing me for the title xD

[Hairbautt]

Oh you've alrdy seen it

[bilkenter]

check earlier pages, i already seen it. It is freaking weird to see yourself on the title.:blushing:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/bigweekend/2009/webcams/

beckycams addictive as fuck, i asked the basement jaxx if they'd cuntpunch scott mills but my question didn't go livve :/:/

[Biggles]

As much as it is flattering, is there any chance for someone to get rid of bilkenters kidneys part? I am seriously honoured, but it looks weird when i refresh for new posts... I am seriously flattered. Thanks for choosing me for the title xD

The truth please - you have already sold your kidneys haven't you?

[Skweeky]

Hai gais! I am posting with my new laptop. Look at me, look at me, look at me! Weeeeeeeeeeee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Mr. Mulder]

Hai gais! I am posting with my new laptop. Look at me, look at me, look at me! Weeeeeeeeeeee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
does it have a webcam?

[Biggles]

Hai gais! I am posting with my new laptop. Look at me, look at me, look at me! Weeeeeeeeeeee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
does it have a webcam?

:lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

what's the make and model of it? I bet i've had the pleasure of its insides more than once this week :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

had facebewb, radio1 webcam and a flash game open but it was too much java for one internetz to take, crashed and burned :no:

[bilkenter]

As much as it is flattering, is there any chance for someone to get rid of bilkenters kidneys part? I am seriously honoured, but it looks weird when i refresh for new posts... I am seriously flattered. Thanks for choosing me for the title xD

The truth please - you have already sold your kidneys haven't you?
:lol: :lol:

[Skweeky]

what's the make and model of it? I bet i've had the pleasure of its insides more than once this week :smilie4:


Compaq 70-211EM

[Skweeky]

Bawbags, can someone tell me how to get a key for Microsoft Office and Microsoft Works. Thanks.

[chalice]

Bawbags, can someone tell me how to get a key for Microsoft Office and Microsoft Works. Thanks.

What version is it?

[Alien5]

you get the serial from reading the nfo in the folder.

pmed you the first one, can't find microsoft works.

[Something Else]

You could use a free alternative. I use zoho offics / google docs. There's also openoffice.

[Mr. Mulder]

writing out word documents is for losers, i just remember everything.

[Snee]

You could use a free alternative. I use zoho offics / google docs. There's also openoffice.

Openoffice is all right. Sometimes documents made on MS products get a bit weird in OO, and vice versa, though.

Still, I recommend on it hard.

[Biggles]

I like Open Office

it is so similar to Office one hardly notices the transition and it is very free. It only cost £37.50 the last time I bought it.

[Proper Bo]

:lol:

[Skweeky]

Bawbags, can someone tell me how to get a key for Microsoft Office and Microsoft Works. Thanks.

What version is it?


2007 for Windows Vista

[Biggles]

Vista is a bit weird though. I have had this notebook for months now and still find it unintuitive. Mind you I think we are still on Windows 3.11 in the office so it I lurch backwards and forwards.

Got Outlook 2003 last week :01: was on Lotus notes before that.

[chalice]

What version is it?


2007 for Windows Vista

I have it burnt to cd somewheres.

I'll try to dig it out.

Expect an answer this time next year due to my fan-fucking-tastic filing system which entails flinging everything into whichever cupboard isn't already loaded with shite.

[Alien5]

i use a similar filing system.

[Mr. Mulder]

starting to sober up, the suns shining and i can see children laughing and playing in the park across the road, make it stop! :pinch:

[ChUt]

is that wats heaven like for you .. Check if ur draped in white clothes while u admire the scenery

[Skiz]

Skweeks, install Windaes 7 on that thing. That's the right proper thing to do, innit, like.

[chalice]

is that wats heaven like for you .. Check if ur draped in white clothes while u admire the scenery

No, I actually, literally meant loaded with shite.

My 4 year old has a penchant for evacuating his bowels in enclosed spaces.

That's me boy. :happy:

Edit: Fuck sake, you ruined my 'joke' with your indecisive cuntery.

[Skweeky]

I too, use said filing system. So far no emptied bowels though. However, the other day I got pooed upon. It was a novel sensation. Ben was rather amused when I plonked him on the toilet.

[ChUt]

is that wats heaven like for you .. Check if ur draped in white clothes while u admire the scenery

No, I actually, literally meant loaded with shite.

My 4 year old has a penchant for evacuating his bowels in enclosed spaces.

That's me boy. :happy:

Edit: Fuck sake, you ruined my 'joke' with your indecisive cuntery.
:lol:
Well some one had to do it since Allen has stopped or has he :eyebrows: ....

[Snee]

I too, use said filing system. So far no emptied bowels though. However, the other day I got pooed upon. It was a novel sensation. Ben was rather amused when I plonked him on the toilet.

I could practically hear mulder come, there.

[Alien5]

stopped what? :unsure:

[Skiz]

Seldom if ever do I lols on the internet, but this had ne fucking rolling. What a fucking idiot. :glag:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-whatever-happened-guy-tralala-post3209190/postcount98

[The Flying Cow]

I too, use said filing system. So far no emptied bowels though. However, the other day I got pooed upon. It was a novel sensation. Ben was rather amused when I plonked him on the toilet.

I could practically hear mulder come, there.

:shifty:

[chalice]

Seldom if ever do I lols on the internet, but this had ne fucking rolling. What a fucking idiot. :glag:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-whatever-happened-guy-tralala-post3209190/postcount98

Me too, like.

That has to be the most profoundly stupid thing that mong has ever posted. And that's no mean feat. I honestly didn't know where to start with that one.

It's a jewel-encrusted turd of a post. Best left alone.

Skiz, sticky it to fuck. You knows it makes sense, like.

[Skiz]

His heads already inflated to fucking epic proportions. He's actually "flattered" that his name is in the $20 dollar fred title as he's too dim to realize its an insult. Look at the shit its making him post. I might lol myself straight to the grave after reading the posts which might ensue after a second thread bears his name.

I don't think I could take it. :no:

[Skweeky]

Looks like mulder has passed out. He never replied to the poo post.

[ChUt]

Lice,when can i expect another round of harshness,lyke.
ewe arrr turning out to be no show there

[chalice]

His heads already inflated to fucking epic proportions. He's actually "flattered" that his name is in the $20 dollar fred title as he's too dim to realize its an insult. Look at the shit its making him post. I might lol myself straight to the grave after reading the posts which might ensue after a second thread bears his name.

I don't think I could take it. :no:

His head's not inflated, mate. He just can't think of anything else to say, ffs.

'Methinks the mong doth protest too much' and all that.

Somebody needs to preserve that for posterity.

How to make a comprehensive spastic out of yourself on the internets.

[chalice]

Lice,when can i expect another round of harshness,lyke.
ewe arrr turning out to be no show there

You're doing a right good job on your own there, hotshot.

Besides, I'm still waiting for it to respond to my last in the Dildo fred. It ran away. Can't say I'm surprised. :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

sup guys ....think i just passed out or something, not sure what happened..... ? :unsure:

[Skiz]

Stuck. :happy:

[chalice]

Re: the new sticky, Skiz.

You are the fucking man. Woo fucking hoo!!

[chalice]

All the fucking sevens, like.

Seven fucking thousand and fucking seven fucking hundred and seventy fucking seven fucking posts, like.

[chalice]

A couple of fucking posts ago, like.

I slept in. :no:

[Skiz]

Dropped the 'O'.

Now it doesn't match my avatar though. :eyebrows:

[chalice]

Dropped the 'O'.

Now it doesn't match my avatar though. :eyebrows:

Noice.

[chalice]

Dropped the 'O'.

Now it doesn't match my avatar though. :eyebrows:

Noice.

[chalice]

Double noice, it seems.

What are you playing at, UNESCO? :eyebrows:

[chalice]

Trippy, like.

[tesco]

Trimmed the thread a bit to make it quicker.
Archive: http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-last-one-post-gets-20-archive-284907

[Skweeky]

who is bilkenter?

[Mr. Mulder]

there's 4 young ladies in the front room and they appear to be drinking vodka :w00t:

i don't remember ordering them :eyerbrows:


see you gays later!

[chalice]

who is bilkenter?

Some tard.

[tesco]

:glag:

[Skweeky]

Did he no used to be bikenter? :unsure:

[Thatsgreat]

dunno

[tesco]

Dropped the 'O'.

Now it doesn't match my avatar though. :eyebrows:
so now is it 'skeez' or 'skizz' ? Or 'skitz' ? :unsure:

[tesco]

dunno
Who asked you? :unsure:

[Skiz]

Skiz, skeez, whatever.

[tesco]

skeez?

[Skiz]

You're gonna wear it out. :fist:

[tesco]

d00dz.

watched the new fast and furious which rawks!1!!1!1!1
Audio is shit in the one i downloaded.:(

[Skiz]

Drinking Tecate with Twang and listening to a playlist of Helmet and B.I.G., and posting on the interwebs, all whilst dewing wemins werk.

[Skiz]

It's never done, you know. :no:

[KFlint]

As much as it is flattering, is there any chance for someone to get rid of bilkenters kidneys part?

I asked the thread and she refused :mellow:

[KFlint]

I just watched Synecdoche, New York, I usually enjoy Charlie Kaufman scripts but this one left me skeptical... I'm not sure if it was clever or drug abuse.

[Skweeky]

I'm on a right fucking downer, someone cheer me the fuck up or do something else.

[The Flying Cow]

what from BIG Skitz?

I like The What, Gimme Da Loot and Big Poppa myself.

[Skiz]

I've got the entire Life After Death album running right now. On disc 2 at the moment. :smilie4:

[Skiz]

Notorious Thugs. :01:

[The Flying Cow]

Disc 2 then.

I prefer his first record personally, the old school feel.

The later one is good too though.

"I spit on ya grave, and grab ma Charles Dickens, bitch" (Method Man, in "The What" from Ready To Die)

[The Flying Cow]

Breakfast in America :win:

[Skiz]

That's a solid album too. Gonna put it on after this is over.

[Wizard Scuff]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/2782/aaaahhhhhkv9.gif

[Skiz]

:o

[Wizard Scuff]

http://musikality.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/shocked.jpg

[Skiz]

http://veganfreakradio.com/o-face.jpg

[Wizard Scuff]

http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/1893-two-girls-one-cup-reaction.gif

[Something Else]

Is that ''O'' Face!! one Peter Schmeichel. :eyebrows:

[Wizard Scuff]

http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/1773-chuck-norris-bruce-lee-kitty-zoom.gif

[Proper Bo]

Is that ''O'' Face!! one Peter Schmeichel. :eyebrows:

office space, moran.

[Something Else]

Spock looks wrong. http://imagedash.com/uploads/atd1241912450s.png (http://www.imagedash.com)

[Something Else]

What's the LIVE thing about. Next to the cuntface's kid knees fred.

[Skiz]

Disc 2 then.

I prefer his first record personally, the old school feel.

The later one is good too though.

"I spit on ya grave, and grab ma Charles Dickens, bitch" (Method Man, in "The What" from Ready To Die)

Just finished listening to Outkast - Aquemini

Now on to UGK - Ridin' Dirty

:sly:

[Something Else]

Disc 2 then.

I prefer his first record personally, the old school feel.

The later one is good too though.

"I spit on ya grave, and grab ma Charles Dickens, bitch" (Method Man, in "The What" from Ready To Die)

Just finished listening to Outkast - Aquemini

Now on to UGK - Ridin' Dirty

:sly:

:ghey: lords.

[Something Else]

Riding Dirty :no:

[Wizard Scuff]

http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/1883-john-mccain-opens-eyes-surprised.gif

[Wizard Scuff]

http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/229-smashing-head.gif

[Wizard Scuff]

http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img/276-pole-vault-gone-bad-fall.gif

[Skiz]

Just finished listening to Outkast - Aquemini

Now on to UGK - Ridin' Dirty

:sly:

:ghey: lords.

Thems fightin words. :O

[Hairbautt]

http://current.com/items/90029658_starship-enterprise-destroyed-by-the-death-star.htm

:lol:

Nerds.

[Hairbautt]

What the fuck>?

Last one to post has gone 20 pages, Skizo loses his o and the board was down for maintenance? :blink:

[Skiz]

:lol:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1404/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-natalie-raps

[Mr. Mulder]

just been for a run along the beach, its done me in i feel fucked!

[Something Else]

Worksup sandy joggers. :dabs:

[Snee]

Not-at-wurk-sup :happy:

[Alien5]

http://www2.b3ta.com/top-10-cutest-kittens/the-boss-is-a-cunt.swf

[Hairbautt]

http://www2.b3ta.com/top-10-cutest-kittens/the-boss-is-a-cunt.swf
Kinda says it right in the URL.

[Wizard Scuff]

At last, something that's work friendly.

[Mr. Mulder]

that new sharwoods cantonese curry is the fucking shizzle!

[Mr. Mulder]

fucking hell i'm bored. been up since 7 :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

stolen three movie films to watch

donnie darko 2: darko harder
powder blue
the girlfriend experience

one of thems bound to rawk :eyebrows:

[benchez' mum]

I'm pretty sure all 3 are shite. :eyebrows:

What the fuck would I know tho' . I'm just a doctor FFS.

[Mr. Mulder]

like doctor mario? cos he's not a licensed doctor and you should never let him touch you.

[tesco]

powder blue has jessica biel in it playing a stripper. should be win.

[KFlint]

Guess who's back (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-bt-lounge-169/t-please-vote-my-request-349644)

[tesco]

who's that?

[Wizard Scuff]

who cares

[The_Martinator]

I'm posting here and now I'm going for a drink. gotta wreck my kidneys first ,lol.

[The_Martinator]

I'm posting here and now I'm going for a drink. gotta wreck my kidneys first ,lol.

[The_Martinator]

I'm posting here and now I'm going for a drink. gotta wreck my kidneys first ,lol.

[The_Martinator]

I'm posting here and now I'm going for a drink. gotta wreck my kidneys first ,lol.

[The_Martinator]

I'm posting here and now I'm going for a drink. gotta wreck my kidneys first ,lol.

[Proper Bo]

winrar! fa vase final: 2-0

[tesco]

I'm posting here and now I'm going for a drink. gotta wreck my kidneys first ,lol.
you didn't want people to miss this. :mellow:

[KFlint]

who's that?


FSTRulz
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9289/90067426ti2.jpg

Thought him, his ego and his cawk were gone for good :pinch:

[tesco]

oh him. I know the face :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

fell asleep watching the simpsons and woke up wit a massive headache, how the fuck is that fair?

[Hairbautt]

try wakin' up with a stomachache instead.

:gun:

[The_Martinator]

Why are there 4 of my posts? If memory serves I just clicked once.

[Mr. Mulder]

that moviefilm catwomans on the tellybox in a few mins lyke, is it worth it for the bewbage?

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/news/catwoman/1catwoman022206.jpg

"i can has motar boat?"

why yes, yes ewe can :eyebrows:

[tesco]

She looks so much hotter with long hair.

[Mr. Mulder]

i don't rly do black chicks but she's pretty hawt and she's not all the way black not that im a raceualist or nothing that's just how it is :mellow:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Beer_Nom_Nom.jpg

[Skweeky]

You racialist :snooty:

In other news; I am starting a diet tomorrow so I have been pigging out today on all the stuff I won't be allowed.

I can't decide what to have for dinner though, Chinese or chippy? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Chinese with chips, obviousment. :snooty:

[tesco]

In other news; I am starting a diet tomorrow so I have been pigging out today on all the stuff I won't be allowed.

:rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

what sort of diet is it, is it a real one where you burn more calories than you take in resulting in success or is it more of an only eat DVD cases but eat as many as you like?

[Skweeky]

It's my special ' ffs stop eating all that junk Sonja' diet.

It consists of eating no carbs ( which is ok now that Ben isn't having that much breast milk anymore) and plenty of fresh veg, some fruit and lean meats. Naturally, no more chocolate, biscuits or take away foods either.

[Wizard Scuff]

Fruit is full of carbohydrates

[tesco]

and plenty of fresh veg,
:O:O:O

Oh wait misread.:(

[Skweeky]

I did say 'some fruit'

I don't want to get scurvy ffs.

[KFlint]

It consists of eating no carbs ( which is ok now that Ben isn't having that much breast milk anymore) and plenty of fresh veg, some fruit and lean meats. Naturally, no more chocolate, biscuits or take away foods either.

That sounds depressing as hell :mellow:

[Hairbautt]

Exercise. :toughguy:

[Hairbautt]

:01:

Oh that's it.

[Hairbautt]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v383/Hairbautt/Smilies/ShowOff.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe have to exercise lyke, you can't just go from eating shit to eating healthy and expect the stones to fall off, you will loose weight but only slightly over a very long period of time

http://whyareyousofat.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-fitness-fail.jpg

i prefer to eat shit and exercise like a mental.

[The_Martinator]

Lol, good fail pic. Haven't seen that one before.

[Wizard Scuff]

I did say 'some fruit'

I don't want to get scurvy ffs.

Eat as much fresh fruit and vegetables as you want ffs. The carbohydrates in them are unprocessed and absolutely fine. Just don't go down that Atkins mentalist route, or any sort of starvation nonsense, it changes your metabolism and not in a good way. Exercise on the contrary changes it in a good way.

Eat a balanced calorie controlled diet, allied to a reasonable exercise regime. Remember, taking Ben a walk in his buggy for half an hour is good exercise. From a calorie burning point of view it burns the same energy as jogging the same distance, more actually as you are pushing an extra weight. It doesn't do as much for your cardio-vascular system but it is good for it. Oh and he'll enjoy it.

You need to go for a sensible sustainable programme of health eating and moderate exercise, just lifestyle adjustment really. There's no point in mentalism or fads.

[brotherdoobie]

[quote=Skiz;3209216]Seldom if ever do I lols on the internet, but this had ne fucking rolling. What a fucking idiot. :glag:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-whatever-happened-guy-tralala-post3209190/postcount98[/quote

I lol on the interweb every day. Don't get me wrong - pr0n, music, and info are in the top five reasons the net >*
However, I mostly do it for teh lulz.


Peace, doobs :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/17432/1.jpg

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/17436/1.jpg

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/17419/1.jpg

[The Flying Cow]

Eat all you like I always say, as long as you exercise.

But to each his own.

[Wizard Scuff]

Eat all you like I always say, as long as you exercise.

But to each his own.

Sweeping generalisations are invariably wrong.

[Skweeky]

True.

I feel into the unfortunate habit of eating something sugary whenever I start to feel tired throughout the day. My belly is turning flabby :fear:

Plus, I hardly ever used to eat stuff like pasta, rice, bread etc., but when I had Ben I had to start eating loads of carbs for my body to be able to produce enough milk.

He now mainly lives on normal food with the occasional drink inbetween still, so I can finally cut all that stuff out.

I normally go to the gym 3 times a week, unfortunately, I seem to have fucked my shoulder pretty badly so that;ll be out of the question for the next few weeks :(

[Skiz]

I've been trying to login for a few minutes now and it wasn't working.

I thought maybe someone had gotten access to my account and changed the password. :fear:

I'd forgotten I'd dropped the 'o' from my name. :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

you used to be called oskiz? I think you're making that up.

[Mr. Mulder]

True.

I feel into the unfortunate habit of eating something sugary whenever I start to feel tired throughout the day. My belly is turning flabby :fear:

Plus, I hardly ever used to eat stuff like pasta, rice, bread etc., but when I had Ben I had to start eating loads of carbs for my body to be able to produce enough milk.

He now mainly lives on normal food with the occasional drink inbetween still, so I can finally cut all that stuff out.

I normally go to the gym 3 times a week, unfortunately, I seem to have fucked my shoulder pretty badly so that;ll be out of the question for the next few weeks :(
come to my gym, i'll work you like a secks horse.

[Skiz]

It was more like, "ohhh, skiz". :wub: