Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

its early :cry:

[Skweeky]

I was up most of the might with agonising ear ache and the need to pee :cry:

I feel your pain

[Bad-Day]

0.o

[ckrit]

I was up most of the might with agonising ear ache and the need to pee :cry:

I feel your pain

I have never been up most of the might.

[Skweeky]

Looks like JP has been using 'Just For Men' again.

[chalice]

Scrabble. What the fuck is that all about, like?

I've been playing a lot of it lately online, and I've found the whole experience pretty much sucks the fucking bawls all over the place.

You start playing some cunt with a day limit per move (the next time frame down is 5 minutes, so fuck that). You're doing well and everything is chugging along nicely. You're chomping at the bit cos you've got a nice triple letter score all set up to bamboozle the fucker and he doesn't make a fucking move for 6 hours. This continues for several fucking days, like.

Scrabbling, procrastinating, dithering cunts.

[enoughfakefiles]

How's about this for good old football rivalry :pinch:

http://www.jacksaclaret.webeden.co.uk/

[JPaul]

Scrabble. What the fuck is that all about, like?

I've been playing a lot of it lately online, and I've found the whole experience pretty much sucks the fucking bawls all over the place.

You start playing some cunt with a day limit per move (the next time frame down is 5 minutes, so fuck that). You're doing well and everything is chugging along nicely. You're chomping at the bit cos you've got a nice triple letter score all set up to bamboozle the fucker and he doesn't make a fucking move for 6 hours. This continues for several fucking days, like.

Scrabbling, procrastinating, dithering cunts.

Probly using a scrabble dictionary as well, the cheating cunt.

[chalice]

Scrabble. What the fuck is that all about, like?

I've been playing a lot of it lately online, and I've found the whole experience pretty much sucks the fucking bawls all over the place.

You start playing some cunt with a day limit per move (the next time frame down is 5 minutes, so fuck that). You're doing well and everything is chugging along nicely. You're chomping at the bit cos you've got a nice triple letter score all set up to bamboozle the fucker and he doesn't make a fucking move for 6 hours. This continues for several fucking days, like.

Scrabbling, procrastinating, dithering cunts.

Probly using a scrabble dictionary as well, the cheating cunt.

Yep.

Take the fuckwit I'm playing now for example.

I've got one letter left to play. It's an L, just in case you're interested. He's got 6 tiles left and can't possibly win. I'm about 50 points ahead.

Why doesn't the cunt just make a move and get it over with? I've been waiting since just before I left work. About 2 hours.

Why??? Why, JP? Why???

[JPaul]

He's trying to find a 7 letter word to get the 50 bonus points. Playing all his letters and beating you.

[chalice]

But I know what letters he has and he can only score a maximum of 27 points with the way the board lies. True story.

That would be using the word 'knag'. That's a knot in wood, btw. I never knewed that.

He's just doing it to be a cunt. I just don't understand why someone would be a cunt on the internets. It doesn't make any sense, mate.

Edit: Also, you only get 50 bonus points if you've got 7 letters to play. If you play the 6, no premium. Another true story. Probably.

[JPaul]

what's the letter ... what's the letters. tell us now.

[chalice]

He's got 2 A's, 1 K, 1 G, an E and a slippery blanker, like, the cunt.

[chalice]

In the meantime, I've been thinking of Steven Gately jokes. I'm Irish, I'm allowed.

Bereavin' Lately.

Moanin' Keaton.

Grief Duffy.

Booey Walsh.

:happy:

[Skweeky]

But you're not gay. Only gay Irishmen can make fun of it. That's the rules. Like a ginger can only call a ginger ginger (Copyright Tim Minchin).

[chalice]

Alright then, I won't do it again.

Can't think of any more anyways, like.

Stretching it, but what about 'Blue Kids On The Block'?

Girls, A Shroud?

[chalice]

Wake That?

Restlife?

[Skweeky]

Boygone?

[chalice]

Now you're getting it. :happy:

[Skweeky]

You're a bad man Chavis, leading me astray like this.

[chalice]

Sobbie Williams.

[Skweeky]

eX-factor

:pinch:

[Skweeky]

I see someone has deleted the mong's post.
Some people...

[chalice]

I see someone has deleted the mong's post.
Some people...

Yeah. What a cunt.

[Skweeky]

Anyway, back on topic:

Simon Howl

[Skiz]

Fuck that thread, and the mong it rode in on.

I think that might have been only the second or third Lounge thread I've had to toss out in three or so years. Seriously, who posts that sort of shit? :dabs:

[chalice]

:lol: @Skweeks.

Shyrell Cold.

[sez]

America is not at war,you are at the mall shopping.The army is.

[Skweeky]

I know Skiz, good jawb, and quick too.




@sez: You are an idiot. You truly are. Don't give me that fucking nonsense of working on my interpretation skills. Maybe you should consider working on your expression skills. The few people who saw it were all equally offended by it.
At what point did you think it was going to be taken as a starting point for a serious discussion? All the comments underneath the videos on YouTube were offensive and were making fun of what was happening in the video. You made a serious error in judgement and you know it.



This is the last I'm going to say about the whole thing; it deserves no further attention.

[chalice]

I see someone has deleted the mong's post.
Some people...

that wasn't necessary really.I categorically stated that it was in celebration of them and to maybe have an active discussion on autism(the reason why the videos are still on youtube mind you).
You really need to better your interpretation skills.
http://www.autism-society.org/site/PageServer?pagename=donate_home

^^that's what I was going to post in response by the way.

It wasn't a celebration. You were being a cunt, mate, and you know it.

[Skweeky]

Ozzie Osbourne

[Skiz]

I see someone has deleted the mong's post.
Some people...

that wasn't necessary really.I categorically stated that it was in celebration of them and to maybe have an active discussion on autism(the reason why the videos are still on youtube mind you).
You really need to better your interpretation skills.
http://www.autism-society.org/site/PageServer?pagename=donate_home

^^that's what I was going to post in response by the way.

Oh, c'mon... What a pile of wank, that is. You post:


Mentally challenged people dancing :cool:

...and then attempt to say you were on a crusade for their better good? I even went back and watched the opening to one of them just to be certain I was in the right to trash it, and yes, it's nothing but poking fun.

Do you still pick on the fat kid at recess?

[sez]

America is not at war,you are at the mall shopping.The army is.

[chalice]

Ok,how come then that the videos are still on youtube if they are that insensitive?
I still insist that it comes down to personal interpretation and if you don't think its cute to see mentally challenged people go out and have fun rather than sit and be challenged then you are the one who has a problem.

You don't think it's cute. You think it's funny. And your sick, infantile attempt at trolling fell flat on its fucking face.

You had no defence to begin with and these lies only compound your fuckery.

If you wanted a serious discussion, why didn't you post it in The Drawing Room? You've been here long enough to know the difference.

[Skiz]

Because YouTube doesn't remove videos unless they contain nudity.

Anyhow, I'm with Squeeks, moving right along.... I'd suggest making a report if you want to dispute it.

[Skiz]

It's a beautiful day outside. One of these legendary Austin afternoons. I'm gonna go run errands and enjoy it instead of debating stupid shit on the webs. :happy:

67F (19C)
Sunny. Not a single cloud in sight
61% humidity
6 MPH breeze

[Skweeky]

Excellent.

It's a typical Scottish evening here. Fucking freezing and dark.

[Skweeky]

What's the weather like in Oireland chavis?

[JPaul]

Should you really be fucking in your condition. I know it's freezing but get a blanket ffs.

[Skweeky]

I'm cosied up under a duvet JP, bur thanks for your concern.

[chalice]

What's the weather like in Oireland chavis?

Actually, it's not so bad. It's been the sunniest fucking mid-October day that I care to remember, like.

Getting a bit chilly now, but it's nearly half eight.

So it's gravy in the navy to the max, like.

[Skweeky]

I had a bowl of sweetcorn earlier on. I have the weirdest cravings at the moment.

[JPaul]

sitting under a duvet eating sweetcorn.

and still she moans.

poor gem.

[Biggles]

I know Skiz, good jawb, and quick too.




@sez: You are an idiot. You truly are. Don't give me that fucking nonsense of working on my interpretation skills. Maybe you should consider working on your expression skills. The few people who saw it were all equally offended by it.
At what point did you think it was going to be taken as a starting point for a serious discussion? All the comments underneath the videos on YouTube were offensive and were making fun of what was happening in the video. You made a serious error in judgement and you know it.



This is the last I'm going to say about the whole thing; it deserves no further attention.

Should I grass him up to SGG - it wouldn't be pretty :fear:

[Skweeky]

@JP: Gem is not in. I have sent him out to give me some peace.

@Les: :fear:

[Skweeky]

In other news; I can hear knocking, it's coming from the wall :fear:

[Skweeky]

Currently watching on the telly: Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.

Didn't even know there was a 3rd one. I predict it will be utter shite, but since nothing else is on at the moment, I will watch it.

[Biggles]

Currently watching on the telly: Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.

Didn't even know there was a 3rd one. I predict it will be utter shite, but since nothing else is on at the moment, I will watch it.

The first two were interestingly pish

[chalice]

what's the letter ... what's the letters. tell us now.

It played 'kanga', which was less than my estimate.

I played the L and won.

Now I can kill myself in peace.

Amen.

[Bad-Day]

01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100001

[sez]

America is not at war,you are at the mall shopping.The army is.

[chalice]

I know Skiz, good jawb, and quick too.




@sez: You are an idiot. You truly are. Don't give me that fucking nonsense of working on my interpretation skills. Maybe you should consider working on your expression skills. The few people who saw it were all equally offended by it.
At what point did you think it was going to be taken as a starting point for a serious discussion? All the comments underneath the videos on YouTube were offensive and were making fun of what was happening in the video. You made a serious error in judgement and you know it.



This is the last I'm going to say about the whole thing; it deserves no further attention.

I won't argue with you simply because you see things differently than I do but as I work on my expression skills as you suggested I'd also emphasise you put some effort on your communication skills.I don't think calling me a mong and an idiot was appropriate seeing that I didn't call you any names and furthermore in posts meant to give counsel.Am as well more than capable of uncorking a barrage of insults that would make you eligible for braille 101 but out of respect and perhaps pity,I choose not to stoop to such low levels.

I'll admit that making that thread wasn't as wise of me but surely there are better ways to tell people off than provoking them with insults.Re-read this post if you still don't believe me.

Dick.

[Snee]

Currently watching on the telly: Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.

Didn't even know there was a 3rd one. I predict it will be utter shite, but since nothing else is on at the moment, I will watch it.

It's very very bad.

So's the second one. The third one is by far the worst, though.

[sez]

I won't argue with you simply because you see things differently than I do but as I work on my expression skills as you suggested I'd also emphasise you put some effort on your communication skills.I don't think calling me a mong and an idiot was appropriate seeing that I didn't call you any names and furthermore in posts meant to give counsel.Am as well more than capable of uncorking a barrage of insults that would make you eligible for braille 101 but out of respect and perhaps pity,I choose not to stoop to such low levels.

I'll admit that making that thread wasn't as wise of me but surely there are better ways to tell people off than provoking them with insults.Re-read this post if you still don't believe me.

Dick.

Dood,you speak too much.Ten posts near your rants and it starts to smell like cock.Do you suck dicks for a living or something?

[chalice]

Dick.

Dood,you speak too much.Ten posts near your rants and it starts to smell like cock.Do you suck dicks for a living or something?

Dood, I don't speak enough.

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-sez-laughs-disabled-people-372860

Twat.

[JPaul]

I know Skiz, good jawb, and quick too.




@sez: You are an idiot. You truly are. Don't give me that fucking nonsense of working on my interpretation skills. Maybe you should consider working on your expression skills. The few people who saw it were all equally offended by it.
At what point did you think it was going to be taken as a starting point for a serious discussion? All the comments underneath the videos on YouTube were offensive and were making fun of what was happening in the video. You made a serious error in judgement and you know it.



This is the last I'm going to say about the whole thing; it deserves no further attention.

I won't argue with you simply because you see things differently than I do but as I work on my expression skills as you suggested I'd also emphasise you put some effort on your communication skills.I don't think calling me a mong and an idiot was appropriate seeing that I didn't call you any names and furthermore in posts meant to give counsel.Am as well more than capable of uncorking a barrage of insults that would make you eligible for braille 101 but out of respect and perhaps pity,I choose not to stoop to such low levels.

I'll admit that making that thread wasn't as wise of me but surely there are better ways to tell people off than provoking them with insults.Re-read this post if you still don't believe me.

Internet generated retort.

What a fucking arsehole.

[Mr. Mulder]

weekendnowurksup!111!11!!! :01:

off for a run, gonna play a bit of guitar hero until the misses finishes wurk then we're off to the pub, then off on the downs, then maybe a bit of wii action, then im off to someones engagement dew (crazy fool) where i plan to get shit faced and try it on with his mum who's phit like a prostitute, then tomorrow when the vomiting stops its off to the cinema - everything's coming up millhouse :smilie4:

[Skiz]

Sounds noice. :yup:

I'm off to bed but tomorrow morning I shall shit, shower, shave and shine. Then it's off to the friends lake house with twin 50" TVs to watch the biggest rivalry in college football - my Longhorns vs the Sooners. There will be fuckloads of bewbs and a keg of brew. :01:

[chalice]

Coffee.

That is all.

[Skweeky]

I would like a boiled egg and soldiers.

[Skweeky]

Aaaahhh the pain! It's like a white hot needle in my ear. Currently eating melon and drinking cola. Breakfast of champions and pregnant women apparently.

[Alien5]

Are you allowed to take Caffine?


9 AM: Baked Beans on fresh white toasted Greek Sesame Bread n Coffee.

11 AM: Glass of ice cold pepsi. :guiness:

12 30 PM: Whey protein, taurine, creatine shake.

[chalice]

Are you allowed to take Caffine?


9 AM: Beans on fresh white toast n Coffee.

11 AM: Glass of ice cold pepsi. :pepsi:

12 30: PMwhey protein, taurine, creatine shake.

12. 45 pm: Make shite posts on the internets.

1 'o clock pm: Stick 2 sharpened pencils up my nose and head butt a desk.

Next year: The smell finally brings attention to my rotting corpse.

[Alien5]

:unsure:

how original.

[Alien5]

Job Mastered: You gained a Opal Ring. :01:

[Snee]

Cool.

I messed up my graphics card yesterday. Changed the cooler, only to find that some dumbarse thumbscrews* (way to think your designs through all the way, zalman) belonging to the new cooler were too tall to fit with another card on top of the modified one.

Had to change back to the old cooler temporarily. In the process I got splashed with chemically pure petrol, messed up the groove on a screw to the point where I'm not sure I'll be able to remove it again, voided the warranty, and ended up with a card 10c hotter. Oh and the mirror finish on the contact surface of the new cooler isn't perfect anymore, got scratched as I had to clean off some shitty zalman gunk I tried on it.

Good times.

Need to get swap the thumbscrews out for something better, but the hardware store closed early today.


*No, not the kind you use for torture.

[Alien5]

http://techreport.com/r.x/antec-sonata/thumbscrew.jpg

[tesco]

http://techreport.com/r.x/antec-sonata/thumbscrew.jpg
Or he could just use smoe real screws.
Who needs thumbscrews on a graphics card cooler?:wacko:

[Snee]

http://techreport.com/r.x/antec-sonata/thumbscrew.jpg
Or he could just use smoe real screws.
Who needs thumbscrews on a graphics card cooler?:wacko:

Ino, rite.

Prob is it's not a standard size, so getting better stuff to replace them will take some time.

[Snee]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/9/21/f_j5lo712scpam_d433c7b.jpg

classy

[chalice]

Fucking brilliant.

[Skweeky]

I have to say, I'm starting to miss mouldy and his pervy comments a bit.
Now that he's taken that job as condom tester for Boots and him having a missus we barely see him in here.

[chalice]

I'm a gonna get me a beef curry with fried rice. True story.

No mushrooms, mind youse. Fuck them mushrooms to the max.

I don't like mushrooms.

[Biggles]

I'm a gonna get me a beef curry with fried rice. True story.

No mushrooms, mind youse. Fuck them mushrooms to the max.

I don't like mushrooms.

mushist

[Alien5]

I eat em raw, lovely.

[chalice]

I'll post youse the mushrooms.

Might not get a beef curry now. Might get something with duck, green peppers and black bean sauce.

Don't get excited. I only said 'might', like.

[Biggles]

I'll post youse the mushrooms.

Might not get a beef curry now. Might get something with duck, green peppers and black bean sauce.

Don't get excited. I only said 'might', like.

Local Carry Out does a lovely duck in plum sauce.

[enoughfakefiles]

I had prawn curry and I'm glad it doesn't come with mushrooms:sick:

They taste like what they grow in :sick:

[chalice]

You're a man of exquisite tastes, Effster.

Apart from that prawn nonsense. What the fuck is that?

You'd need a fucking blindfold to eat that muck.

[enoughfakefiles]

I never used to like prawns until recently :eyebrows:

My mam always tells me the story of when mushrooms went straight through me when I was a youngster, so I'm a true mushroom hater :01:

[Alien5]

http://www.jasoncross.com/images/photo/disturbing_realistic_mario.jpg

[Snee]

I never used to like prawns until recently :eyebrows:

My mam always tells me the story of when mushrooms went straight through me when I was a youngster, so I'm a true mushroom hater :01:

Right, you don't eat mushrooms, but stuff that feeds on lyke carrion and prolly crap as well is cool?

[Snee]

Orite, you like the taste.

Bleh.

[chalice]

In worrying news...one of my plants has started to go all yellow around the lower foliage.

Not good at all. :fear:

[enoughfakefiles]

In worrying news...one of my plants has started to go all yellow around the lower foliage.

Not good at all. :fear:

There was a footballer from my town prosecuted for growing them kind of plants but tried to claim he knew nothing about them and didn't do drugs :blink:

[enoughfakefiles]

I never used to like prawns until recently :eyebrows:

My mam always tells me the story of when mushrooms went straight through me when I was a youngster, so I'm a true mushroom hater :01:

Right, you don't eat mushrooms, but stuff that feeds on lyke carrion and prolly crap as well is cool?

I have eaten some mushrooms but not the ones you have with your breakfast :pinch:

[Skweeky]

Yous are all a bunch of pussies with yer fussy eating and all that.

If it doesn't kill you, eat it, is my motto.

Edit: I draw the line at stuffed tarantula though :pinch:

[Snee]

Right, you don't eat mushrooms, but stuff that feeds on lyke carrion and prolly crap as well is cool?

I have eaten some mushrooms but not the ones you have with your breakfast :pinch:

Wut?:unsure:

[Snee]

Yous are all a bunch of pussies with yer fussy eating and all that.

If it doesn't kill you, eat it, is my motto.

That's poor people-talk.

...

I eat what I can tolerate, and don't bother with stuff I don't care for.

I've got nothing to prove, see, and I'm done with doing stupid stuff to try and impress people.

[Albo Da Kid]

Yous are all a bunch of pussies with yer fussy eating and all that.

If it doesn't kill you, eat it, is my motto.

That's poor people-talk.


I'm guessing you weren't born around the time when the Communism eating regime was bread and cheese.. Eating meat were considered "the good days"

[Skweeky]

Yous are all a bunch of pussies with yer fussy eating and all that.

If it doesn't kill you, eat it, is my motto.

That's poor people-talk.

...

I eat what I can tolerate, and don't bother with stuff I don't care for.

I've got nothing to prove, see, and I'm done with doing stupid stuff to try and impress people.

Neither do I, there's just very little food I don't like :ermm:

[Alien5]

I couldn't stand the smell of Liver being fried, so i didn't like it for years.

Burnt sausages made me puke, couldn't eat them for years and burnt baked potatoe made me ralf too.

[benchez' mum]

That's called bulimia.

[chalice]

Liver is rank. Fact.

It smells vile and the fucking stuff is still alive (sorta).

We did an experiment in school, like. We placed a piece of liver beside a bowl of milk and when we checked it the next day, the liver had moved away from the milk. True story.

[chalice]

No, wait, that was pish I just posted. What's new, eh?

Apparently the liver moves towards the milk.

Rotten.com to the max.

[chalice]

No, wait. I was talking pish again. Apparently it's the milk that moves towards the liver.


Surely you should know better, liver is (of course) quite inanimate
and is entirely incabable of self-locomotion. Making your public house
proposition highly preposterous and improbable. This is, however a
widely held misconception amongst certain people. It is, in fact, the
milk that is moving towards the liver.
Milk is actually highly magnetic when placed in a glass container.
However, it usually takes an object high in complex organic iron
compounds to give this a noticable effect. The presence of these
molecules moves the valence electrons of the molecules in the milk
into a highly excited state causing them to emit photons (try putting
the milk under an object which is responsive to ultra-violet
lightinside a partial vacuum chamber, and you will note that the
object will emit a faint glow.
This excited state creates highly unstable ions of strontium-91 which
then begin generate a highly charged electro-magnetic field which
increase pressure on the interior surface of the glass moving it
approximately 3.156277654x10e-12 millimeters per decaliter of liver
towards the liver's center of gravity (mitigated of course by the
friction coefficient of the table or other surface).
Unfortunately in order to observe the Liver-Milk Magneto-Kinetic
Phenomena you will need to have some sort of highly precise optical
measuring device within the confines of a geologically stabilized
environment.

[Alien5]

Good points

* Low in sodium
* No sugar
* Very high in iron
* Very high in niacin
* Very high in pantothenic acid
* High in phosphorus
* Very high in riboflavin
* Very high in selenium
* High in thiamin
* Very high in vitamin A
* High in vitamin B6
* Very high in vitamin B12
* Very high in vitamin C
* Very high in zinc

Bad points

* Very high in cholesterol


liver is good for you, fact.

http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-pork-fresh-liver-i10111

[chalice]

So is drinking your own piss, but I don't do that either.

[Alien5]

Does drinking urine provide any nutritional value?


The substance of urine contains electrolytes. However, there are not enough to provide any beneficial nutrients from urine. Thanks for asking ChaCha! :unsure:

[chalice]

Bring your own - the guide to urotherapy * Urine is 95 per cent water, but it also contains small quantities of nutrients including calcium, folic acid, iron, magnesium and zinc.
* The actress Sarah Miles is an aficionado of drinking her own urine, while the author JD Salinger was also a fan.
* Self-urine therapy dates back 5,000 years to ancient India, where it was known as "shivambu shastra" and seen as a way of rejuvenating body and soul.
* Male porcupines use their urine to soften the female's quills before mating, while vultures urinate on their legs to cool themselves.
* Advocates claim it has antibacterial, antifungal, antiviral and anticancer properties.
* Research in the 1990s claimed that drinking urine could cure jet lag.
* It is highly sterile. The Aztecs used it to prevent wounds becoming infected.
* The practice is particularly popular in China, where millions of people drink a daily dose of their own urine.
* In Cameroon, people were banned from drinking their own urine in 2003 amid health concerns. They were warned that transgressors would be prosecuted.
* Some fans believe the Bible recommends urine therapy. A verse in Proverbs advises: "Drink waters from thy own cistern, flowing water from thy own well."


Even the bible recommends it, so it must be true.

[Skweeky]

I fucking love liver so I do. Nothing like a bit of liver with some fried onions and my mum's home made chips. Add a small amount of ketchup and you have a tasty tasty meal indeed.

One liver contains 300% of your RDA of Vitamin A, so you can't have it too often, it may lead to hypervitamination.

[Alien5]

Yeah i had a bad headache after taking too much Vitamin A once.

Too much Vitamic C makes your poo runny.

[Skweeky]

Thanks for your contribution Allen. :sick:

[Skweeky]

Feck, I just broke the husband's laptop.

I put it on the floor so I could pick up Ben, then forgot it was there.
I went to get up out of the recliner and crunched the screen underneath the footrest :pinch:

It's actually quite psychedelic looking now. Had a look on ebay, we can get a new screen for about 40 squids though, so not too bad I guess.

[benchez' mum]

:O Yikes.

I don't think the screen is that easy to fit / replace.

[Skweeky]

We'll have a look at it, if it seems too complicated we can just get a second hand lappie or whatever.

[Alien5]

Oops! :pinch:

[chalice]

I'm currently cooking roast leg of lamb, roast potatoes, mashed potatoes, green beans and gravy.

The aroma is overwhelmingly saliva inducing. Wish the internets was scratch and sniff so youse could smell it too, like.

[Biggles]

I am making Spag Bol and apple crumble for afters. The sprogs approve.

[benchez' mum]

Ewe lucky bastards. All i've had today is a packet of Cheeseburger flavour crisps. :sadwalk:

[Alien5]

:lol: :unsure:

[chalice]

Reprobate stammering freak of a younger brother update.

He's back in the house of many windows after trying to walk out of a shop with a rail of Diesel jeans. What a fucking spastic.

This happened last Tuesday. My sister just phoned and told me. That same night, his best mate took an OD of blues and fuck knows what else and promptly popped his clogs. They let our kid out on Friday to attend the funeral.

Ho fucking hum. :dabs:

[Skweeky]

Fuck sake chavis, can you, as his older brother, not give him a beating and tell him to stop being such a fud?

No offence intended.

[Skweeky]

:lol: :earl:

I know it's tragic in a way, but I'm trying to imagine the scene now.

Shop person: Excuse me sir, where are you going with this rail of Diesel jeans?

Chavis' brother: Oh sorry, I forgot I was carrying these.

[chalice]

Fuck sake chavis, can you, as his older brother, not give him a beating and tell him to stop being such a fud?

No offence intended.

I haven't talked to him in about a month, Skweeks. We fell out.

He kept ringing me asking advice about his plants while he was off his face on pills. What's the fucking point of asking someone's advice if you're not gonna remember a fucking word of it?

I gave him a bollocking for taking too many pills, and he called me a hypocrite (probably the biggest word he's ever mustered), I called him a plethora of mong derivatives and we haven't spoken since. True story.

[chalice]

:lol: :earl:

I know it's tragic in a way, but I'm trying to imagine the scene now.

Shop person: Excuse me sir, where are you going with this rail of Diesel jeans?

Chavis' brother: Oh sorry, I fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa forgot I was ca ca ca ca ca carrying these.

Fixed for accuracy.

[Skweeky]

I don't mean to come across as a terrible and uncaring person, but: :glag:

[Skweeky]

I have no family members who have ever been to jail, however, I have a half brother who married a hooker and used to own a string of brothels, and he's a right mong.
Not spoken to him or seen him since my dad died when I was 14 though. I have a feeling that is probably a good thing.

[chalice]

I really couldn't give two fucks about him any more. I've fucking had it with him.

It's my mum I feel sorry for. She'll be trekking up and down to that jail every week now for fuck knows how long.

I'll give you an example of how much of a stupid cunt he is. When he got arrested, he told the rozzers that the reason he did it was cos he owed 400 squids to drug dealers who were gonna kill him if he didn't pay up.

The cops then refused him bail for his own protection. :lol:

What a cawk.

[Skweeky]

That's a shame.

[Skiz]

I've got a free ticket to see some Irish band called The Pogues. Should I go? :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

Yes Skiz, for the love of God, yes.

[chalice]

I've got a free ticket to see some Irish band called The Pogues. Should I go? :eyebrows:

Fucking right you should go. The Pogues are fucking brilliant. You'll love it.

Shane McGowan is a drunken poet genius. True story.

I saw them live years and years ago in Belfast. One of the best nights ever.

[Skweeky]

Their singer, Shane MacGowan:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00653/news-graphics-2007-_653937a.jpg

[chalice]

He was sniffing glue on stage. I kid you not.

I lost a shoe at that gig in the melee. Limped all the way home.

It defies all reason and medical science that the man is still alive.

[Skweeky]

I know, I've never seen him sober ever! I once watched a documentary on him,years ago, when I was still in high school. He goes through 2 bottles of spirits a day as a standard. I love that wee christmassy song he did as well.

[Skiz]

Alrighty then. Will do.

It's at my favorite venue as well so I may be in for a treat.

[Skweeky]

Fairytale of New York, that's the title of that song I like. Go and steal it Skiz.

[Skweeky]

Or:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY

[chalice]

That's my missus's favourite song.

The singer he's duetting with Skiz, Kirsty McColl, was tragically brained by a speedboat while she was on holiday a few years ago.

Another great talent obliterated. :sad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY

[Skweeky]

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last

:lol:

[Biggles]

Paid to go and see him a few years back but it was epic fail as the drunken bum fell off the stage the night before and broke his arm. He was still in A&E when he should have been in Glasgow. :cry:

Got my monies back like but I really wanted to see that show.

[chalice]

Paid to go and see him a few years back but it was epic fail as the drunken bum fell off the stage the night before and broke his arm. He was still in A&E when he should have been in Glasgow. :cry:

Got my monies back like but I really wanted to see that show.

Similar thing happened to me at a Nirvana gig back in the day.

Cobain OD'd half-way through the show and had to be rushed to hospital.

[kooltilldend]

right so i'll take this last post (for now anyways lol)

[Skiz]

Watched that youtube vid. Sounds like good 'ol Irish drinkin music (or at least what I imagine Irish drinking music to sound like). I couldn't understand anything they were saying though. Not sure if it was the quality making them inaudible or if it was the accents. I'll check out some others too.

[kooltilldend]

youtube vid? which youtube vid?

[Skiz]

The one like 5 posts back obviously.

[Biggles]

The one like 5 posts back obviously.


Stretching the attention span there Skiz :)

It should be a riotous evening. The Pogues really do belt it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-OnS3LPt0w&feature=related

[tesco]

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last:lol:
The greatest christmas song ever. :01:

[Skiz]

Just saw Paranormal Activity. Scared me senseless. Going to sleep in a few hours should be interesting. :fear:

[Skweeky]

Hmmm, something strange is happening in my house.

We live in a quiet area, not a lot of passing traffic at all. Yet, things keep getting 'loose'. The day before yesterday the screws fell out of the chandelier and the thing dropped a few inches (luckily it didn't crash down on the floor), today a chunk of an ornamental wooden surrounding just cracked, one of the pipes in the bathroom constantly needs tightening and the safety gates we have installed also become unstuck quite regularly.

I thought at first it must be down to vibrations, but apart from the washing machine and us walking up and down the stairs there is nothing to cause vibrations :unsure:

[Skiz]

You post that directly after my post about paranormal activity? You're just asking for it. :lol:

[Skweeky]

:fear: Stop sending ghosties to my hoose.

I think it's just an old house though... luckily we're only renting it, so I don't really care too much about it, it gets fixed for free anyway.

[Skweeky]

In other news, this ear infection I've had since Thursday does not seem to want to clear at all. I'm more than halfway through my anti-biotics course and there's not really any improvement :(

[kooltilldend]

this is belongs to us :P

[Something Else]

Hmmm, something strange is happening in my house.

We live in a quiet area, not a lot of passing traffic at all. Yet, things keep getting 'loose'. The day before yesterday the screws fell out of the chandelier and the thing dropped a few inches (luckily it didn't crash down on the floor), today a chunk of an ornamental wooden surrounding just cracked, one of the pipes in the bathroom constantly needs tightening and the safety gates we have installed also become unstuck quite regularly.

I thought at first it must be down to vibrations, but apart from the washing machine and us walking up and down the stairs there is nothing to cause vibrations :unsure:

Perhaps you need a new screwdriver. :unsure:

[kooltilldend]

i'm just waiting for the movie to be upped (no theaters nearby - nor do i have the time and finally its not even released here yet i think)

[Skiz]

i'm just waiting for the movie to be upped (no theaters nearby - nor do i have the time and finally its not even released here yet i think)

Paranormal Activity?

Look at the very end of the official trailer and it has a list of cities where it is playing. I was lucky enough to not only be in one of those cities, but I was so close to the theater I just walked across the street. :P

[kooltilldend]

i'm just waiting for the movie to be upped (no theaters nearby - nor do i have the time and finally its not even released here yet i think)

Paranormal Activity?

Look at the very end of the official trailer and it has a list of cities where it is playing. I was lucky enough to not only be in one of those cities, but I was so close to the theater I just walked across the street. :P
i'm not in the states anymore...i was just too lazy to update my profile lol

[Bad-Day]

Im very hungry, but im not allowed to eat cookies!!!!

I guess ill eat some fruit :(

[Snee]

Hmmm, something strange is happening in my house.

We live in a quiet area, not a lot of passing traffic at all. Yet, things keep getting 'loose'. The day before yesterday the screws fell out of the chandelier and the thing dropped a few inches (luckily it didn't crash down on the floor), today a chunk of an ornamental wooden surrounding just cracked, one of the pipes in the bathroom constantly needs tightening and the safety gates we have installed also become unstuck quite regularly.

I thought at first it must be down to vibrations, but apart from the washing machine and us walking up and down the stairs there is nothing to cause vibrations :unsure:

Maybe you've put on more weight than you thought? :unsure:

[Alien5]

Either that or skweeky might be developing X-Men abilitys.. :unsure:

[Skiz]

4 minutes till the board takes a shit and starts updates. :wave:

[Snee]

Bai.

[Skweeky]

Hmmm, something strange is happening in my house.

We live in a quiet area, not a lot of passing traffic at all. Yet, things keep getting 'loose'. The day before yesterday the screws fell out of the chandelier and the thing dropped a few inches (luckily it didn't crash down on the floor), today a chunk of an ornamental wooden surrounding just cracked, one of the pipes in the bathroom constantly needs tightening and the safety gates we have installed also become unstuck quite regularly.

I thought at first it must be down to vibrations, but apart from the washing machine and us walking up and down the stairs there is nothing to cause vibrations :unsure:

Maybe you've put on more weight than you thought? :unsure:

Thin ice, thin ice :angry:

[Barbarossa]

Maybe it's subsidence :unsure:

[kooltilldend]

i shall take over now :P

[Something Else]

Subsidence and thin ice are a dangerous combination. :eyebrows:

[kooltilldend]

how come your location says England yet country says Japan? very interesting

[Barbarossa]

It really isn't that interesting :dabs:

[Something Else]

It really isn't that interesting :dabs:

What isn't. :blink:

[Skweeky]

Bah, that's what I say today.

[Snee]

Just-got-home-from-work-an-hour-later-than-I-intended-cos-I-took-the-chuffing-safari-bus-sup.

[Barbarossa]

'sup

[Skweeky]

It-chuffing-freezing-sup.

[Skweeky]

Just got back from the doctor. He had a look at my ear, turns out it isn't an ear infection as such at all. I have in fact a boil in my inner ear.
The bad news is that it cannot be burst and they cannot give me the usual antibiotics for this type of thing, so I am now on pain killers, 2 different types of penicillin, ear drops and anti sickness meds. :(

Because of all this, I have no appetite, have trouble sleeping and I am anaemic as well which leaves me feeling completely exhausted. I want my mum :cry:

[Something Else]

Jesus. H. Christ on a bicycle. That's really harsh skweeks.
So what's the deal..do you just have to wait it out.

[Barbarossa]

No antibiotics when pregnant, aye.

Mrs B. was totally deaf in one ear during the latter stages, and couldn't get it sorted until after the birth. Having babies is not a walk in the park.

[Skweeky]

Pretty much mate. The last month has been pretty harsh, it's just been one thing after another, health-wise. My poor body has taken quite a beating.
Last week I looked a like a complete junkie :lol:
Pale as anything because of the anaemia, black circles under my eyes and my right arm and hand were covered in needle marks from all the blood taking, drip inserting and various injections.

@ Barbie: You knows it.

[Snee]

Those spotify nazis do use targetted commercials :dabs:

I've heard like my third ad about birthdays since I got home, already.

Given that they've previously been trying to push some pretty horrible music, and Basshunter :dry:, I had no idea.

[kooltilldend]

i am sleepy

[Albo Da Kid]

I love how we're slowly starting to take over the lounge. Im going to make sure to contribute on making it as uncomfortable as possible

[kooltilldend]

well lounge is just a small piece of my big plans :P

[Albo Da Kid]

mmmwaaahaha
http://i34.tinypic.com/vrf0wl.jpg

[kooltilldend]

lol that's funnily disturbing

anyways sleep time...i don't wanna end up skipping work again (as much as i despise it lol)

[Skiz]

I love how we're slowly starting to take over the lounge. Im going to make sure to contribute on making it as uncomfortable as possible

Do your worst. That's precisely what ignore lists are for.

[Barbarossa]

...Except we can't ignore any of them, Einstein. :frusty:

[Barbarossa]

It's 10:30 in the morning and I'm still able to post :O

What sort of witchcraft is this?

[Something Else]

...Except we can't ignore any of them, Einstein. :frusty:

:lol:
He never thought that one thro'

[Skweeky]

Kewl, one of my pictures is up in a gallery as of today.
It's in collaboration with a local charity, they get 25% of the profit.
I hope to be able to buy a decent camera shortly so I can do some more work. Yay. :)

[Snee]

That's pretty awesome.


Right o. I'm about to pick my computer apart to swap some stuff out for newer stuff. Just installed my nvidia drivers, so everything looks like shit, right now. Need to get back up to a proper resolution so hafsta get cracking.

Berb, I'm going in.

[Skweeky]

:wave:

[Snee]

So that's done. And omfg the noise the fans made before I got the drivers installed.

[Skweeky]

D'you know what I like? Lemon scented candles.
That is all.

[kukushka]

didn't wanted to have 666 posts. i'm back to bt section now :)

[Something Else]

Why didn't you want to shit on your own lawn. :unsure:

[kooltilldend]

lol that's funnily disturbing

anyways sleep time...i don't wanna end up skipping work again (as much as i despise it lol)
damn but that's what i ended up doing

i'll probably be losing this job in a few days or so

i blame fst for everything :P

[Skweeky]

Are you working as a 'masseur'? :unsure:

[Skiz]

...Except we can't ignore any of them, Einstein. :frusty:

My ignore function works just fine. Always has. :snooty:

[kooltilldend]

Are you working as a 'masseur'? :unsure:
not quite...something tells me a masseur would offer more job satisfaction than what i do though

[Skweeky]

So what do you do then?

[Mr. Mulder]

sup, secks pests :smilie4:

wurk finally sorted out my wages today!1 they've put me onto what i should be, gonna backdate the three months they missed and have given me a raise on top of that :happy:


im gonna buy a wii!1 :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

and i've just got in from job number 2 and its started pouring down with rain, right after i've walked home!1 :hooray:

[Skiz]

Thanks, Confucius. ;)

[Mr. Mulder]

i don't know what that means but you are very welcome my good mang :smilie4:

got a massive bucket if cawffee, listening to the foo's and looking online for either a 10k or a half marathon to enter :eyebrows:

[Skiz]

That was for Ben. He knows why. :snooty:

I'm drinking coffee as well. Bought me one of those pricey single cup ones and I'm discovering that it makes really shite coffee with black sludge in the bottom. :(

[Something Else]

Thanks, Confucius. ;)


Poor man stand with hand stuck to truck.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DKXGpMGY_o

fucking love this song!

[Skiz]

Foo Fighters rock. Always have. True story.

Have you heard of Dave Grohls new project? It's called the 'Crooked Vultures' or something like that where he is behind the drums again. It's also got one of the guys from Queens of the Stone Age and John Paul Jones (the genius behind Led Zeppelin).

Your socks shall be rocked. :yup:

[Mr. Mulder]

sounds win, but will they rawk out with their cawks out? :eyebrows:

[Skiz]

I think it's a given. Anyone who hangs out with their wangs out and rocks socks for a living will shirely rock out with their cocks out.

[Skweeky]

Well put indeed, well put indeed.

In other news; is there anything decent on the tellybox tonight?

[Skweeky]

Where's chavis by the way? I miss his harshing ways. :(

[Mr. Mulder]

Well put indeed, well put indeed.

In other news; is there anything decent on the tellybox tonight?
rudetube, peep show, IT Crowd - all back to back - its a serious triple teaming!1

[Mr. Mulder]

what's the nearest train station to mount snowdon? you can get to wales by train from london right? there's no oceans or dragons getting in the way? :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

No, but there's a dragon at the train station in Snowdon, and he won't let you in unless you answer three questions on Welsh culture.

IT Crowd is a repeat though innit?

[Mr. Mulder]

yeah its a repeat :emo: ...is there a snowdonia station then? it doesn't show up on the national rail website? :unsure:

[Skweeky]

Here:

http://www.visitsnowdonia.info/travel-12.aspx

[Mr. Mulder]

Here:

http://www.visitsnowdonia.info/travel-12.aspx
Conwy Valley doesn't show up on there either!1 :cry:

[Skweeky]

That's because Conwy Valley is an area, not an actual train station. Your best bet is to take a train to Bangor and then take a bus to Llanberis, my Welsh friend tells me.

[Mr. Mulder]

Ha! It has the word bang in its name! Cheers sugar tits :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

You are welcome.

You can repay me at a later date. :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

do ewe think it would be kewl to go up mount snowdon late november? or would there be too much snow and shit? :eyebrows:

[Skweeky]

Well, the tourist information site says that it's covered in icy snow between november and april...

To be honest mate, I wouldn't do it. Even in the middle of summer it's freezing cold at the top of most mountains, I can't even imagine what it would be like in winter.
If you do go, make sure you are well prepared; make sure you have decent shoes, warm breathable clothing, tin foil, maybe even something that can transmit an emergency gps signal if needed...

The weather changes quickly at those altitudes.

[Skweeky]

You watching that Brazilian model on rude tube?

[Mr. Mulder]

You watching that Brazilian model on rude tube?
i want to motorboat her buttocks.

stoopid kids don't know how lucky they are <_<

[Skweeky]

I know... my PE teachers were either pervy old men or middle aged women with very hairy legs. :fear:

[Mr. Mulder]

these guise at wurk want to start doing weights but don't know where to start so i'm off to their gym on a day pass in about an hour to teach them how to be men :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Can you just not tell the pussies to pick up a weight and start lifting it?

[chalice]

Saturdays suck the bawls.

Now I have to travel 20 miles with my accursed offspring to my sister's house for a birthday party for her 1 year old twins.

It's pissing with rain and there's supposed to be a bouncy castle coming which will probably blow away. What's the fucking point of getting a bouncy castle if the kids are only 1? They won't be able to have a bounce on the fucker. They'll just drool and cry.

Not looking forward to the food either. My sister loves chicken fucking soup voulevants and dodgy chicken curry. If someone offers me an egg and onion sammich, I may just punch them in the face.

Fuck this.

[Mr. Mulder]

Can you just not tell the pussies to pick up a weight and start lifting it?
http://foreignsands.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/jlp_facepalm.jpg

one of them's already torn something in his chest and ended up seeing a doctor

[Mr. Mulder]

they've only been going for a month ffs

[Skweeky]

Are you sure you should be hanging out with people who have no common sense? :unsure:

[hotstuff]

mind as well put in my claim for the cash

[benchez' mum]

mind as well put in my claim for the cash

Lick my balls if you love Jesus.

What are you? A fucking Jew? LICK EM!

[chalice]

Back from shite kids birthday party sup.

Wasn't as bad as predicted. The chicken curry was quite nice, they fed me red wine and nobody died, which is always a bonus.

Am now gettting wopped, then drunk, then wopped again in that order.

[Skweeky]

I have a huge spot on my chin.

[Snee]

I'll go get the saw, then.

[Skweeky]

Thanks

[Bad-Day]

:(

[brotherdoobie]

I have a huge spot on my chin.

Obviously, your hubby had asparagus for lunch.


-doobs :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

The husband made me some chicken and broccoli soup and I just found a bone in it. I think he is trying to kill me :fear:

[chalice]

This daylight savings nonsense has me all arse over tit.

Now my plants might turn hermaphrodite and it'll be all fucked.

Then you'll have to read me whining about it. Trust me, you don't want that.

[Skweeky]

I completely forgot about it.
I ended up being sick a few times this morning and I thought I had another two hours to go before I could have another anti sickness tablet. In fact I could've taken the thing an hour earlier. Bah

[Skweeky]

:lol:

I just learned that the airport in Belfast is called George Best Airport. How apt.

[chalice]

:lol:

I just learned that the airport in Belfast is called George Best Airport. How apt.

You're getting terribly racist these days.

I'm not sure I like you any more.

Or did you mean that we can all play football stereotypically well?

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. You're lucky I've got drinking to do or you'd be fucking well in for it, like.

[Skweeky]

I can't help it. You were gone for a few days and I had to up the harshing, I can't seem to stop now.
In essence, you only have yourself to blame.

[hotstuff]

racist i was talkin about racoons thats all

[Alien5]

wasn't George best the famous drunk also a very good football referee back in the day?.

[chalice]

Battered cod and potato wedges and fucking Heinz Spaghetti Hoops, innit.

Don't ask me about the spaghetti hoops, they're just for effect.

Cunts.

[chalice]

Might have beans instead.

[Alien5]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/445911801_14d7cba0a6.jpg?v=0

[chalice]

Nice, Allen. But I said 'hoops', not 'Alphafuckingbetti' spaghetti, like.

It's all gravy. I've managed to slide the spaghetti hoops onto the menu for the sprogs.

It's a fucking outrage that I've got no peas, but I'm gonna pretend the beans are green and forget about it and then it'll be sorted.

[Skweeky]

I'm going to have a slice of bread with butter. That will be my dinner :(

[Skweeky]

Right chavis, I've decided what I'm going to send you. I'm going to send it recorded, because I don't trust them Royal Mail staff. They might try to steal it.

[tesco]

Right chavis, I've decided what I'm going to send you. I'm going to send it recorded, because I don't trust them Royal Mail staff. They might try to steal it.
:naughty:
Pics.

[Biggles]

Nice, Allen. But I said 'hoops', not 'Alphafuckingbetti' spaghetti, like.

It's all gravy. I've managed to slide the spaghetti hoops onto the menu for the sprogs.

It's a fucking outrage that I've got no peas, but I'm gonna pretend the beans are green and forget about it and then it'll be sorted.

Beans can go kind of green ...eventually.

[hotstuff]

hey bigs wheres the beans in the spageti uggh dont sound good to me

[Something Else]

Wee Eenden I presume. :smilie4:

[hotstuff]

maybe his evil twin