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kAb
10-02-2003, 11:55 PM
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1. Post lots of complicated words to sound professional.

2. Make lots of Numbers like I am doing.

3. Post pictures, it helps the illiterate.

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/1.0/searchbar/bar.google.gif

4. Make lots of edits, to make it look like you're constantly updating the topic.

5. Make it seem like you know what you're talking about.

6. Plagiarize long explanations from sites, a helpful site to find explanations is Google (http://www.google.com)

7. Make the title really big and bold

8. Compliment a mod, and ask them to Pin it

9. Put a link to the topic in your signature.

10. The link in your sig should be colorful and big

11. Put lots of dashes to separate words from other words like so:

12. Pretend to help n00bs and then dis them. Often you can tell them to "stfu".

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If you follow my steps you will have created the perfect topic ;)
Riddler
10-02-2003, 11:57 PM
And the most important step....make sure there's a picture of an eagle somewhere ! ;)
pol
10-02-2003, 11:59 PM
If you follow these steps you will have created the perfect topic

..it didnt work for you kAb :D
kAb
10-02-2003, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by Riddler@2 October 2003 - 15:57
And the most important step....make sure there's a picture of an eagle somewhere ! ;)
:rolleyes: can't forget the eagle :lol: :D
Snee
10-03-2003, 12:00 AM
I don't know about the eagles, can't we have wildebeast instead? :rolleyes:
bigboab
10-03-2003, 12:03 AM
Illiterate? :P
Riddler
10-03-2003, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by SnnY@2 October 2003 - 17:00
I don't know about the eagles, can't we have wildebeast instead? :rolleyes:
OK....

http://www.piczonline.com/client/riddler/wildebeest.jpg
bigboab
10-03-2003, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by SnnY@3 October 2003 - 00:00
I don't know about the eagles, can't we have wildebeast instead? :rolleyes:
[QUOTE]

Not the gnu. :P :P :P
Lilmiss
10-03-2003, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by SnnY@3 October 2003 - 00:00
I don't know about the eagles, can't we have wildebeast instead? :rolleyes:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/buffalo+running.gif



or mention "naked" in the title. :D
MetroStars
10-03-2003, 12:20 AM
a gud topic must b related 2 sum thing sexual...
hobbes
10-03-2003, 01:46 AM
I hate that Eagle!

The tear is falling out of the wrong corner of the eye! Tears pass from lateral to medial. It should stream down next to the beak.
sharedholder
10-03-2003, 01:52 AM
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Is this the perfect topic?? :lol: :lol:


Topic Title>>Adult Room (Pages 1 2 3 ...29 )>>Views>> 57,942 :lol: :lol:
Cygnuz-Y
10-03-2003, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by sharedholder@3 October 2003 - 01:52

Board Statistics
We have 48,938 registered members


Is this the perfect topic?? :lol: :lol:


Topic Title>>Adult Room (Pages 1 2 3 ...29 )>>Views>> 57,942 :lol: :lol:
Hahahahhahahahha :lol: :lol: :lol:

more views than people in the forum!
LeGoMyFnLeg
10-03-2003, 02:16 AM
Is that a nervous laugh or do you really find this amusing?
Celerystalksme
10-03-2003, 02:33 AM
How To Make The Perfect Topic

tell everyone to STFU :lol:
tantric
10-03-2003, 03:02 AM
Originally posted by hobbes@3 October 2003 - 01:46
I hate that Eagle!

The tear is falling out of the wrong corner of the eye! Tears pass from lateral to medial. It should stream down next to the beak.
Obviously the lacrimal fluid was swept to the rear of the ocular area by the nictitating membrane as it passed transversely across the cornea.
kAb
10-03-2003, 04:35 AM
Originally posted by Celerystalksme@2 October 2003 - 18:33

How To Make The Perfect Topic

tell everyone to STFU :lol:
nice i'm adding something like that

suggestions are welcome as i continue to edit "the perfect topic topic"