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system_failure
10-04-2003, 09:25 AM
What do you call the sweat created by 2 rednecks screwing???

Relative humidity
zacspeed
10-04-2003, 10:04 PM
:blink:
Kk4S-HaVoK
10-05-2003, 02:40 PM
hehe love redneck jokes :D
Hunted
10-06-2003, 10:08 PM
In my oppinon, Jeff Foxworthy tells the best RedNeck Jokes! :)

Examples of his jokes:

If you missed 5th grade because you had jury duity, you might be a redneck

If you been on TV more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like, you might be a redneck

If you mowed your grass and found a car, you might be a redneck

(Those were not made up by me)
bowrabob
10-06-2003, 10:14 PM
If you marry outside the family you might not be a redneck.
Formula1
10-06-2003, 10:20 PM
Makes no sense to me at all :blink:
mondaeo
10-07-2003, 12:51 PM
relative humidity.... good one! :D :lol: :D
Riddler
10-07-2003, 01:47 PM
You might be a redneck if.....................



You blasted a giant hole in your big-screen TV when they cancelled ' Dukes Of Hazzard '...............

and the bullets went clean through the trailer wall & killed your Monster Truck. :P
Acecool
10-07-2003, 01:50 PM
Here, kissin cousins...

Relatives get it?
They have sex, and they are related.

If you dont know what sex is, ask your parents, or call up dominos.
Hunted
10-07-2003, 10:01 PM
Here is a joke that somewhat goes with the first joke:

You might be a RedNeck if you go to a family reunion to meet weman
vegasguy
10-07-2003, 10:26 PM
Hi,

This one that ZeroX9 posted is so damn funny,

I am rolling on the floor,

If you missed 5th grade because you had jury duity, you might be a redneck
Formula1
10-07-2003, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by Riddler@7 October 2003 - 13:47
You might be a redneck if.....................



You blasted a giant hole in your big-screen TV when they cancelled ' Dukes Of Hazzard '...............

and the bullets went clean through the trailer wall & killed your Monster Truck. :P
lol good one :lol: