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Seedler
11-19-2009, 06:16 PM
when I take shits.

How to fix this?

Seriously.
IdolEyes787
11-19-2009, 06:45 PM
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Skiz
11-19-2009, 07:02 PM
when I take shits.

How to fix this?

Seriously.

Stop shitting, obviousment.
darkstate01
11-19-2009, 07:11 PM
Try eating more bran,Bananas,fruit etc plenty of fluids and then you should pitch a loaf not a cactus :)
S3v3N
11-19-2009, 08:14 PM
when I take shits.

How to fix this?

Seriously.

Stop shitting, obviousment.

Colostomy :idunno:
darkstate01
11-19-2009, 08:42 PM
I heard a funny way explained in a medical way about your problem, Its called an Impacted stool, Who thinks up these names? for more info a nice lady will tell you what you already know by now. Impacted stool hehehe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZfcaYJcxdM&NR=1
j2k4
11-19-2009, 10:52 PM
Shove a toilet brush up there and run it back and forth a few dozen times to loosen any obstructions; follow this with an enema of isopropyl alcohol to sterilize things.

Right as rain on no time.
IdolEyes787
11-19-2009, 11:12 PM
Shove a toilet brush up there and run it back and forth a few dozen times to loosen any obstructions; follow this with an enema of isopropyl alcohol to sterilize things.

.

No one is interested in hearing about your sex life.
darkstate01
11-19-2009, 11:13 PM
That should bring a tear to his brown eye
megabyteme
11-20-2009, 12:10 AM
Try being the "pitcher" instead of the "catcher" for awhile. Maybe you have had a few too many rough "innings"...:idunno:
brotherdoobie
11-20-2009, 03:26 AM
You should eat the fuck out of some of fresh fruit, and dark green veggies; follow that up with a quart of prune juice, and 4 tablespoons of Castor oil.

Do it.


-doobs
Baderous
11-21-2009, 01:04 AM
a quick "medicine" is: orange juice and garlic (bend it, cus the garlic must be smashed)

On a regular basis, you have to drink something like 1 litre of water per day. This is very important. Also do as said above, eat a lot of veggetables (green ones).
IdolEyes787
11-21-2009, 01:21 AM
I hate to be the voice of reason here but "it hurts when I shit" is not necessarily descriptive of constipation and could be indicative of some serious condition.
If the situation continues maybe seeing a medical professional and not asking advice from some twits on the internet would be advisable.
kallieb
11-21-2009, 03:35 AM
^^ Best post so far. Good man IdolEyes787.

@OP: I know it may feel embarrassing to go speak to a real life human doctor about this, but it will pay off in the end (pardon the pun).

Mind you, I'm reminded of that scene in Jackass. By chance did you pass out a party the other night. Maybe you have a toy car up there.
Skweeky
11-21-2009, 09:32 AM
Plus, you're not telling us where it hurts. Does it hurt your stomach or your actual rectum?

When basic actions like that become sore you really should see a doctor; it could be anything from constipation to intestinal spasms to haemorrhoids or something a lot more serious!

Fuck sake.
Alien5
11-21-2009, 11:21 AM
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