Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[tesco]

Last one to post gets $20.

Starting a new thread.

If you don't know the rules then there's <1% chance you will win anyway.

If you do I'll tell you.

[CrabGirl]

Ahhhh did the big thread break the board again?

[Proper Bo]

:dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

just been told im getting a sweet bonus this month!1 enough to pay off my credit card and cut it up for good! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

[Proper Bo]

3-0:stuart:

[tesco]

Congrats bo.



What's the name of that beatles song where I think it's paul singing about going up to a girl's door, ringing the bell, nobody answers, but then he sees her inside through the window?

[tesco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILdBDOPoEDQ
I nearly dieddddddd

[Proper Bo]

That's twice I've won the internets.
I'm still waiting for it to be delivered tho'.

[Barbarossa]

You have to download it I think. Check out the bittard section for details..

Mornsup :coffee:

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.examiner.com/luxury-lifestyle-in-new-york/jay-z-pays-1-3-million-to-rent-out-entire-hospital-floor-to-secure-his-newborn

They redecorated the maternity ward and denied other people access to their babies?:unsure: I think at some point some people shouldn't be allowed to have any more money.

[megabyteme]

http://www.examiner.com/luxury-lifestyle-in-new-york/jay-z-pays-1-3-million-to-rent-out-entire-hospital-floor-to-secure-his-newborn

They redecorated the maternity ward and denied other people access to their babies?:unsure: I think at some point some people shouldn't be allowed to have any more money.

Fack 'em. It's America. If someone wants to see their baby, they should have though of renting out the entire floor first. Geesh, you commie Canadian. :ermm:

And the old, tired, "But, but...I'm too poor to rent out the entire maternity wing." just doesn't fly. This is the land of opportunity. If two black people can afford to do it, anyone can...

[Something Else]

New episode of Ax Men was on last night in the States. The only place I can find it is iTunes. $2.99 (7p) .

I'm not prepared to pay that. :fist:

[tesco]

This made me lol:
96832

[mjmacky]

This made me lol:
96832

Perhaps the one who wrote that suffered behind the Great Firewall of China. You get very little internet with their plans.

[Barbarossa]

Tesco I want to be a "veteran", not "retired staff", please.

Make it so :01:

Edit: Oh wow, I am :D Never noticed that before. hahahahahaahahahaha


Thanks, I love you :wub:

Mornsup internets, where's mulder? :coffee:

[Something Else]

New episode of Ax Men was on last night in the States. The only place I can find it is iTunes. $2.99 (7p) .

I'm not prepared to pay that. :fist:

I'm going to cut a tree down every day until someone puts it on the interwebs.

[thebazzla]

New episode of Ax Men was on last night in the States. The only place I can find it is iTunes. $2.99 (7p) .

I'm not prepared to pay that. :fist:

I'm going to cut a tree down every day until someone puts it on the interwebs.yikes whatever have those poor old trees done to you. have you by any chance looked at bt junkie ,
i have just d/loaded it to see what all the excitement/ fascination you have with this tv show...............

[Something Else]

I have to cut them down anyway. It's my job. :smilie4:

Nope, haven't checked. Can you look for me please. Ax Men S05E01

I only watch it because i'm interested in the work some of the bigger logging crews do. It's not a great show.

[thebazzla]

i do know what you do for a living ben i was jesting as they apparently say.and
yep its on there ben i have just finished downloading it...........

[thebazzla]

forget that ax men file its password protected...

[Something Else]

Just found the SD version of it on iTunes for $1.99 (12p).

Still way too high for my liking. Thanks for downloading that virus so I didn't have to. :smilie4:

My mate watched it on the history channel on Sunday night. He's in Texas at the moment. Someone must have recorded it, Shirley.

If you did, please send the VHS tape and an SAE to insure safe return. kthxbai

[thebazzla]

good job i never opened it i always use Dziobas Rar Player to watch rared files.it does indeed look like you are going to have to cut down some trees after all..........

[Something Else]

woohoo, or something else.

[IdolEyes787]

Just found the SD version of it on iTunes for $1.99 (12p).

Still way too high for my liking. Thanks for downloading that virus so I didn't have to. :smilie4:

My mate watched it on the history channel on Sunday night. He's in Texas at the moment. Someone must have recorded it, Shirley.

If you did, please send the VHS tape and an SAE to insure safe return. kthxbai

Wouldn't it be easier to simply find different interests?
Btw I looked and as far as I can tell people who upload stuff to the internet appear to dislike manual labour.Either that or they spend all their time watching Fox.

[IdolEyes787]

I have a large Oak tree that is badly in need of some surgery so if you are willing to foot the expense of a plane ticket to Canada and do something about that tree ,I would be willing to let you watch the History Channel in recompense.

[Something Else]

Send me pics, or it never happened. :naughty:

[IdolEyes787]

Send me pics, or it never happened. :naughty:

It's dark out now but I'll do it tomorrow if I can overcome the immense feeling of not wanting to bother that I'm currently suffering. In meantime I will describe it.
It's big and possibly made of wood with a large central part and a lot of smaller less large parts.

There also could possibly be squirrels involved somehow.

[IdolEyes787]

Don't know is this will work for you but http://www.history.com/shows/ax-men/videos/ax-men-ax-is-back#ax-men-ax-is-back

[Proper Bo]

hoi hippy twunt, i just saw a torrent for that ghey tree thing ewe were looking for

[Something Else]

hoi hippy twunt, i just saw a torrent for that ghey tree thing ewe were looking for

Ewe aint :rod: me today, Geordie.

[Proper Bo]

hoi hippy twunt, i just saw a torrent for that ghey tree thing ewe were looking for

Ewe aint :rod: me today, Geordie.

Ax.Men.S05E01.Ax.is.Back.HDTV.XviD-MOMENTUM
:snooty:

[Something Else]

Don't know is this will work for you but http://www.history.com/shows/ax-men/videos/ax-men-ax-is-back#ax-men-ax-is-back

That'll work, if you record it, and then send it to me, or something else. Thanks. :smilie4:

[thebazzla]

indeed Ax.Men.S05E01.Ax.is.Back.HDTV.XviD-MOMENTUM has finally hit the tracker sites.. now i want to see why ben finds it so intriguing.....

[Something Else]

Ewe aint :rod: me today, Geordie.

Ax.Men.S05E01.Ax.is.Back.HDTV.XviD-MOMENTUM
:snooty:

Haplogies. Thanks. It's not on the usenets yet. :eyebrows:

[McScabb]

yay i win teh interwebz

[NotLettingItGo]

So what are you going to do with it now you've won it?

[Human_Being]

got a feelin teh goverment gonna beat us to it

[graphicsgail]

I'll bite.

[megabyteme]

I'll bite.

No one has done anything to you to cause such hostility. Are you always so violent, and irritable?

[LostinT]

I'll bite.

Hummmm no teeth

[graphicsgail]

Mega,
"I'm so misunderstood". My post wasn't meant to be hostile. I meant "I'll bite" like in fishing. it is a saying here. In my understanding the term means that I will show interest or go along with what is being said, introduced or offered, like "i'll take it". In my understanding, it is far from a hostile saying. It is a friendly one.
I am sorry that you misunderstood me. I realize that you do not know me and upon reflection I understand how it could be misunderstood. Altho the thread is a fun one, why would anyone post something hostile in it?

[LostinT]

Mega,
"I'm so misunderstood". My post wasn't meant to be hostile. I meant "I'll bite" like in fishing. it is a saying here. In my understanding the term means that I will show interest or go along with what is being said, introduced or offered, like "i'll take it". In my understanding, it is far from a hostile saying. It is a friendly one.
I am sorry that you misunderstood me. I realize that you do not know me and upon reflection I understand how it could be misunderstood. Altho the thread is a fun one, why would anyone post something hostile in it?

http://i43.tinypic.com/5p4g02.png

[Hann1bal]

lst post, yay I win. now upload it on mediafire and give me the internets

[tesco]

lst post, yay I win. now upload it on mediafire and give me the internets
:eyebrows:

[IdolEyes787]

lst post, yay I win. now upload it on mediafire and give me the internetsOriginality isn't your strong suit is it?

[peat moss]

Oh my gad , none has won this yet ? You posers ...:D

[weenden]

i allready won the damn internets now i want to give the damn thing back

[megabyteme]

Mega,
"I'm so misunderstood". My post wasn't meant to be hostile. I meant "I'll bite" like in fishing. it is a saying here. In my understanding the term means that I will show interest or go along with what is being said, introduced or offered, like "i'll take it". In my understanding, it is far from a hostile saying. It is a friendly one.
I am sorry that you misunderstood me. I realize that you do not know me and upon reflection I understand how it could be misunderstood. Altho the thread is a fun one, why would anyone post something hostile in it?

:lol:...but it was I who got you to bite. Welcome. Where is "here", BTW?

[yomanwassup2]

20 bucks!!!

[yomanwassup2]

Did i win?

[ziggyjuarez]

You win My dick, Sensitive bitch...

[Barbarossa]

So, it's really shit here now, eh :dabs:

[Something Else]

Maybe where you're looking from is shit. :unsure:

[mjmacky]

So, it's really shit here now, eh :dabs:

I personally feel that always happens when the thread gets back "on topic"

[weenden]

man i miss the old crowd

[Something Else]

Nice to see you too. Bar steward.

[weenden]

well i do have a bar so maybe i resemble that remark

[Artemis]

well i do have a bar so maybe i resemble that remark

You also have a dick.

[tesco]

Congrats Artemis?

[megabyteme]

He won with, "You also have a dick"??? We've gotta have higher standards for winning around here. Espeshially with such a big prize at steak....

[Artemis]

Congrats Artemis?

It's my second win, and kind of a spastic one at that, so I'll try harder next time.....

[IdolEyes787]

Congrats Artemis?

It's my second win, and kind of a spastic one at that, so I'll try harder next time.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4yd2W50No&amp;feature=related

[megabyteme]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=6dTvSa1rCOY

[Skiz]

97689

[mjmacky]

97689

Thank you Skiz, it's the first thing you've shared that I enjoyed.

[weenden]

yes artemis i do have a dick ....yeah its still there had to look

[ziggyjuarez]

After quiting weed, Im finding out a lot out there, Is really underated.Drug wise speaking...O yeah sex Is'nt much better then masturbation.

[megabyteme]

After quiting weed, Im finding out a lot out there, Is really underated.Drug wise speaking...O yeah sex Is'nt much better then masturbation.

That's because you had sex with a 12 year old, zigg. Try an experienced adult.

[IdolEyes787]

After quiting weed, Im finding out a lot out there, Is really underated.Drug wise speaking...O yeah sex Is'nt much better then masturbation.

Are you sure you gave up weed because being high would explain why you wrote what you just did.

[NotLettingItGo]

O yeah sex Is'nt much better then masturbation.

You're doing it completely wrong... that's the only possible explaination for writing something like that.

[Barbarossa]

I'm confused. didn't I just pass this thread moments ago?

[NotLettingItGo]

Yeah, you did, you've been going around in circles for years... have you only just realised?

[ziggyjuarez]

watever
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ups8DvSbSoo&feature=related

[IdolEyes787]

watever

I ran that through a douche translator and it appears to mean "I have juvenile fantasies that I'm a gangsta".Now all I need to find out is what a gangsta is.

[Snee]

So, I herd you had manker for a while.

I got him to come back and everything, then I couldn't be arsed myself :dabs:

[megabyteme]

watever
...

Best thing you ever posted, zig. Unfortunately, it was still painfully stupid, too...

[Skiz]

:lol:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncvTSG05HSo

[Skiz]

97913

[IdolEyes787]

Ok, so recently, I saw the picture I posted below on my Facebook feed. Flooding it, pretty much. I have a response already typed up, and I want to prevent the ignorance from spreading.

I did a little research on this. I do that when I see something that doesn't seem right. This is my result:

So many flaws here...

One. Kim wasn't sentenced to 50 years. You guys keep screaming it out like he's doomed, but that's the max potential offered.

Two. Kim is not a martyr being sacrificed for sharing knowledge. He was a profiteer, who stole info from youTube, used it for an advertising scheme, and profited off of it. He's worse than the media moguls; at least they ensure good quality and give some money to the artists! With MU, they got nothing at all.

Three. The guy on the right, "Miguel Carano"... Yea. Wrong spelling. Have a good hard look at Miguel Carcano. Its probably spelled wrong to delay people from finding the truth. That truth being...

Four. HE'S FROM F***ING SPAIN!!!! That's not even an American court system! Between the two, I'd rather have 50 years in America than 20 there!

Five. Kim's been evading the courts for years. Miguel confessed to it. Resisting arrest is part of Kim's counts.

Six. Miguel was found not guilty of murder, not guilty of rape, and was charged only with the confession of homicide. Less intention than murder, so less time. Spain's courts actually say that it should have been less time than he was given!

I hope someone, ANYONE, has read this. Maybe my time wouldn't have been wasted. It just bothers me to know that people will believe anything they read, made up from some stranger's head without at least googling it for one second...
The internet the source of all truth.

[Skiz]

Seems legit. :mellow:

[bigjoe1975]

After a five year absence, I'm back. Couldn't find my original account info, but I made this one a couple years ago. Would be nice to know if some of my old boyz are her. :)

[Artemis]

I kind of like his e-mail to his neighbors in Coatesville (New Zealand) where he was arrested. The local neighorhood watch got all prissy and worried and sent an email around to the members after cars started turning up at his mansion with number plates like 'mafia' and 'hacker'. His reply to the neighborhood watch email was classic:

"Dear Neighborhood-watch," began the email dated 21 April 2010. "As you all know I recently moved into the Neighborhood and I am a former hacker. Well I was just hacking into a local mail server and guess what I found.
"First of all let me assure you that having a criminal Neighbor like me comes with benefits.
"1. Our newly-opened local money laundering facility can help you with your tax fraud optimization.
"2. Our network of international insiders can provide you with valuable stock tips.
"3. My close personal relations with other (far worse) criminals can help you whenever you have to deal with a nasty Neighbor."
It continued: "In all seriousness: My wife, two kids and myself love New Zealand and 'We come in peace'.
"Fifteen years ago I was a hacker and 10 years ago I was convicted for insider trading. Hardly the kind of crimes you need to start a witch hunt for. Since then I have been a good boy, my criminal records have been cleared, and I created a successful internet company that employs 100+ people.
"All the media has to report are old news. Why? Because I have chosen to avoid the media. Just look what the media did to this Neighborhood. Scary.
"Now you can make a choice: 1: Call Interpol, the CIA, and the Queen of England and try to get me on the next plane out of New Zealand. 2: Sit back, relax and give me a chance to do good for New Zealand and possibly the Neighborhood.
"If you feel like it come over for coffee sometimes. And don't forget to bring the cocaine (joke). All the best, Kim."

But I suppose the anal retentive neighborhood watch is gleefully patting each other on the back now......

[IdolEyes787]

I could sympathize with him more and begrudge him less if he wasn't such a total and utter wank or had done even one honest day's work in his fat life.

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/01/kim-dotcom/

[weenden]

yeah the man should instead of living life as a perpetual kid playing video games in a room a small family could live in comfortably in,should have did something with his life so at least someone could say hey this is a good guy lets cut him a break, and looks like he spent all his money on himself from what i can see or heard

[Artemis]

I spend all my money on myself..... :blink:

[weenden]

your a perpetual kid too Artemis? lol :)

[IdolEyes787]

I spend all my money on myself..... :blink:

Yes but the paper route really doesn't pay that much then does it?

[weenden]

i spent all my money today on a bag of wheat bread and one white bread now its all gone

[Something Else]

Why the two breads. Indecisive.

[weenden]

i eat wheat my family eats white

[manker]

Alrite, internet flowes.

It's almost February so I'm going to start posting here again in less than 48 hours. Below is the sum total of my internets frivolities this month so far:


98249

I've no idea what LSA is, btw.

[Something Else]

:lol:

You sent that to nine people.

[manker]

:eyebrows:
I replied to all - like a brazillion people on t'mailing list.

Well, ten at least. I suppose it's the LSA committee or something else.
Still unsure how I ended up on the mailing list but wtf



Edit: OH, I'm back for 5 mins and already ben is busyediting me like a caramel coloured even steven'd shortarse with guns.

[chalice]

I'm handcuffing you to this board, you cunt.

[Something Else]

Are you suggesting some kind of clitoral-ring.

[chalice]

Are you suggesting some kind of clitoral-ring.

I used to have a girlfriend who had a clitoral ring. Turns out she had a mobile phone lodged in her fanny, innit.

[chalice]

Boom boom.

98254

[Something Else]

:lol: :earl: :drumthingy:


Some of the touch-screen-game scores are set by specialist pets these days. Fact.

98255

[weenden]

nice

[manker]

Are you suggesting some kind of clitoral-ring.
/ignores non-secateaur

It'll make a change from the rings I'm usually affiliated with.

[manker]

I'm handcuffing you to this board, you cunt.tacks season, innit.

I've just spent an hour reading what I missed when I should be flicking the bean.
Btw, have a shitload of threads been deleted? Seems no one posted for like 3 weeks or something :dabs:

[Snee]

/ignores non-secateaur

For a moment there I thought you'd gone religious.

[chalice]

I'm handcuffing you to this board, you cunt.tacks season, innit.

I've just spent an hour reading what I missed when I should be flicking the bean.
Btw, have a shitload of threads been deleted? Seems no one posted for like 3 weeks or something :dabs:

Fair enoughski. Yep loads of posts have been swallowed by the server move. I'd care, but most of mine were wank anyway.

[manker]

/ignores non-secateaur

For a moment there I thought you'd gone religious.:schnauz:

I'm glad to see you haven't completely forsaken the righteous forumular path, yon prodigal.

[manker]

tacks season, innit.

I've just spent an hour reading what I missed when I should be flicking the bean.
Btw, have a shitload of threads been deleted? Seems no one posted for like 3 weeks or something :dabs:

Fair enoughski. Yep loads of posts have been swallowed by the server move. I'd care, but most of mine were wank anyway.Well, that sucks.
I'd much rather curl up with a pile of your wank than endure the tantric outpourings of the bored as a hole.

[Snee]

I thought it only right and proper that I at least make an appearance.

I am watching some computer laminated owls at the moment though.

[weenden]

Manker religious don be ridiculas

[manker]

how the fuck can you laminate an owl with a computer :blink:

[weenden]

very carefully...........or the wings get screwed up

[manker]

very carefully...........or the wings get screwed up
sounds kinkay :naughty

[chalice]

how the fuck can you laminate an owl with a computer :blink:

He lives in Sweden. Nearly all those fuckers are so loaded, they don't know what to do with their dough.

Laminating owls with computers is just an other way of rubbing us poor fuckers' faces in the doirt.

[manker]

:lol: :earl:

Looks like the bored clock has been fixed.
'bout time too.

[chalice]

:lol: :earl:

Looks like the bored clock has been fixed.
'bout time too.

Yep, just noticed that about an hour ago. Still haven't got all my ten minuteses back, though.

Check out this one. http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/443796-Bring-cayke-or-fuck-the-fuck-off

Rather eventful.

[manker]

I'm already doing the lol thing and i'm only a few posts in.


Now you have a problem chavis, I don't believe they were jokes. So I will respond to the threats you have made and conspired to make against me as I see fit.:glag:

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[chalice]

Dave, you've been having an epic, elongated hissy fit for nigh on a year.

I thought she was rather reserved myself.

[Snee]

I'm already doing the lol thing and i'm only a few posts in.


Now you have a problem chavis, I don't believe they were jokes. So I will respond to the threats you have made and conspired to make against me as I see fit.:glag:

I have read several of those, and it's the ecru suit that keeps me awake at night.

[Snee]

On an unrelated note, laminated owls look best on an 108" screen. But then everything does :happy:

You can see all the detail.

[weenden]

dont get me started on the f-n lol thing

[manker]

The hissy fit at the top of page 7 is wonderful manker.I view 50 posts per page so page seven for me doesn't exist.

I'm just going to assume it was the hissy fit where you told everyone that your wife was going to pay squeams a visit because you informed her that she'd threatened your life on the internets.

SRS BZNZ

[manker]

brb, telling my missus that someone called me a wanker on the internets so I can hide behind her skirts while she delivers a cutting riposte :smilie4:

[Something Else]

dont get me started on the f-n lol thing

Oh no. You're going to go on about maths formulas again. :fear:

[Something Else]

brb, telling my missus that someone called me a wanker on the internets so I can hide behind her skirts while she delivers a cutting riposte :smilie4:

:lol:

That reminds me of my first lounge thread. It was about mrs.something else knocking someone out, or something else.

[ddggdd]

I'll double the offer if I'm the last one

[chalice]

dont get me started on the f-n lol thing

Oh no. You're going to go on about maths formulas again. :fear:

Quite right, hotshot. Wee Eden used to be a likeable spastic but times have moved on to the max. If he wanted to be our pet spastic, he should've stuck around.

Now he's just being a common or garden spastic.

[manker]

in unrelated news, i cut my head open playing footie last thursday and have some steri-strips above my eyebrow holding the cleaved skin together.
it makes me look all dangerous and i like it.

[chalice]

/pics or it did not fucking happen.

[Something Else]

What kind of Welshist footie. Plus won. Pics or I cut my leg off yesterday with a chainsaw.

[manker]

fuck's sake. if I post a pic of my eyes, someone from the internets will copy/paste it to the beard phoatie and make an identikit pic out of the fragments and hunt me down in such a way that i might have to get my missus to protect me.

[Something Else]

I had to work today with only one leg because of you. Cunt. Retrospective accident harshness to the max.

[Proper Bo]

hoi welshist, as you've been in nevada and this is the first thyme ewe've posted since the match


3-0 ewe bawlbag:01:

[Something Else]

When did Newcastle play Nevada.

[Proper Bo]

shit off

[chalice]

:lol:

Peabody logic in reverse to the max.

[manker]

hoi welshist, as you've been in nevada and this is the first thyme ewe've posted since the match


3-0 ewe bawlbag:01:
:lol:
cunt

[manker]

felt bad about ben's leg

98283

[Proper Bo]

nice gash:smilie4:

[Something Else]

You remembered to remove the exif data with your exact, geographical location. Right. :unsure:

[chalice]

felt bad about ben's leg

98283

That's the sexiest eyeball I've ever encountered.

And I've encountered some sexy eyeballs, let me tell you.

[Something Else]

The leg seems fine now. Cheers. I have a picture of my boss' chainsaw gash tho' :smilie4:

I'll find it tomorrow.

[manker]

You remembered to remove the exif data with your exact, geographical location. Right. :unsure:

that only happens with iphoens, rite? :fear:

[Something Else]

Any digital camera after about 1998. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exchangeable_image_file_format

[Something Else]

:shifty:

[manker]

It's all good. I used my phone to take the pic.

[Something Else]

I can't imagine any harm could possibly come of it. It's only the internets.

[manker]

Ah, when I said about no one posting for 3 weeks, it appears I was looking at the thread title date rather than the last post date.
I would never have noticed had chalice not posted that link to the lol thread.

I feel like I have to read it all but I have beans to count. you bastards.

[chalice]

Ah, when I said about no one posting for 3 weeks, it appears I was looking at the thread title date rather than the last post date.
I would never have noticed had chalice not posted that link to the lol thread.

I feel like I have to read it all but I have beans to count. you bastards.

To be honest, I haven't posted since then. I was gonna give it up and write the great Irish novel, but then Snee came back and you came back, and that's pretty much better than the great Irish novel.

[manker]

It's never a chore to facilitate your procrastination.

[chalice]

It's never a chore to facilitate your procrastination.

Fuck that. I was raised a catholic.

[Snee]

:01: Helped stop the great irish novel :01:

[chalice]

:01: Helped stop the great irish novel :01:

Capitalise Irish, or I'll come over there and slap the wealth right out of you.

[Snee]

:poof:

[chalice]

I'll snap your arm like a twig.

[Snee]

I am deeply ashamed.

As a symbolic gesture. I just accidentally demagnetized all the cards in my wallet.

No really, I did. Someone put a magnet on my desk, lulz.

[chalice]

I just wanted to snap your arm like a twig, mate. I didn't want to rape your credit, like.

If I'd've wanted that, I'd've said that I'd snap your credit cards like twigs.

To be fair, snapping credit cards like twigs is prolly easier than snapping arms like twigs or something.

[Artemis]

.........To be fair, snapping credit cards like twigs is prolly easier than snapping arms like twigs or something.

It depends, if you cruise the old folks homes and pick on the old broads with osteoporosis, their arms have the consistency of cheese sticks, so you could have an arm snapping extravaganza without even breaking into a sweat.... :blink:

[chalice]

.........To be fair, snapping credit cards like twigs is prolly easier than snapping arms like twigs or something.

It depends, if you cruise the old folks homes and pick on the old broads with osteoporosis, their arms have the consistency of cheese sticks, so you could have an arm snapping extravaganza without even breaking into a sweat.... :blink:

Maybe where you're from, Art.

Over here it's the pensioners wot do the raping.

[mjmacky]

If you think you can snap credit cards, then acrylonitrile butadiene styrene will have a stern reply to that. If you succeed, tell your underwriting bank they aren't collecting enough interest.

[Human_Being]

*cough*

[mjmacky]

*cough*

Exactly how much are you expecting me to gift you at your bar mitzvah?

[Artemis]

*cough*

Exactly how much are you expecting me to gift you at your bar mitzvah?

And if you thought that was obscure, you haven't been treated to mj's pet rock collection yet.....

[Snee]

I just wanted to snap your arm like a twig, mate. I didn't want to rape your credit, like.

If I'd've wanted that, I'd've said that I'd snap your credit cards like twigs.

To be fair, snapping credit cards like twigs is prolly easier than snapping arms like twigs or something.

TBH, I'm not that bothered over a worn atm card wot needs changing soon anyways, and a Lego discount card

If I were I'd be all like "EWE iRISH BAR STEWARD".

[Artemis]

keep working out even if you fail your education ... right ? those two cant connect

I think I would actually miss the random fucktard blurtings that are J-Dye incarnations, they are now such a 'feature' of the bored, that it would almost be sad if he gave up, stopped babbling while sporting such a severe brain injury, and toddled off and actually got a life..... :blink:

[Barbarossa]

fuck's sake. if I post a pic of my eyes, someone from the internets will copy/paste it to the beard phoatie and make an identikit pic out of the fragments and hunt me down in such a way that i might have to get my missus to protect me.

Great! I just need to graft those onto the yellow pants and toilet paper head pics and my internetz manker voodoo doll will finally complete!

*EVIL LAUGHS* :sly:

[weenden]

morning all ...how goes

[IdolEyes787]

morning all ...how goes

started out just asking ended up being a spam heaven for a certain few, well im ending it now thanks for nothing .......

Fuck off Nazi.

[manker]

fuck's sake. if I post a pic of my eyes, someone from the internets will copy/paste it to the beard phoatie and make an identikit pic out of the fragments and hunt me down in such a way that i might have to get my missus to protect me.

Great! I just need to graft those onto the yellow pants and toilet paper head pics and my internetz manker voodoo doll will finally complete!

*EVIL LAUGHS* :sly:Will finally complete what.

Is it playing Super Mario maybe :unsure:

[weenden]

quite day eh Manker

[manker]

quite day eh Manker
Quite a day indeed, wee end.

It's usually the tax deadline today but the japesters have extended it til Thursday.
So, I'm creating numeric miracles whilst sipping pinot grigo and eating crackers.

You up to much, like?

[manker]

jesus cripes, i just licked my finger to get rid of a smear on my monitor, realised i didn't quite get it all so unthinkingly licked the same finger again to have another crack at it ... and it tasted salty :sick:

[Snee]

You probably had it coming, like.

[Snee]

ino rite. groan.

[Artemis]

jesus cripes, i just licked my finger to get rid of a smear on my monitor, realised i didn't quite get it all so unthinkingly licked the same finger again to have another crack at it ... and it tasted salty http://filesharingtalk.com/images/smilies/sick.gif

:glagpinch:

[Snee]

How can they tell :blink: (http://www.popscribe.com/2008/05/20/guess-the-fit-fanny/)

[Proper Bo]

How can they tell :blink: (http://www.popscribe.com/2008/05/20/guess-the-fit-fanny/)

stupid merkins, fanny means something rather different in english.

[Snee]

Here I was trying to bring rodding* back. Now I'm all ashamed, like.

Totally agree on merkins, tho.

Send yon wummin my regards, like, btw. Also, are you still a screw? 'cos that story the other day was orsum. I think you might be talented at it.

EDit: :smilie4:

*I think I'm rather busymanesque at it, tho :pinch:

[Snee]

I currently spend my days on the phone, wishing I could tell our customers to fuck off :dabs:

I'm on loan to another department because of my awesome people skills.

[Proper Bo]

Here I was trying to bring rodding* back. Now I'm all ashamed, like.

cawk:pinch:



Send yon wummin my regards, like, btw. Also, are you still a screw? 'cos that story the other day was orsum. I think you might be talented at it.

EDit: :smilie4:

*I think I'm rather busymanesque at it, tho :pinch:

I'm not, no, but which story the other day?:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

nevarmind, found it. it was november, like, not "the other day"

[manker]

Well it wasn't this day so it must have been an other day, young gepling.

[Snee]

nevarmind, found it. it was november, like, not "the other day"

I was reading through threads from when I was gone. I did not realise how slow the lounge had gotten :idunno:

[manker]

You read the one where Dave got upset because he was getting picked on so he threw on an ecru suit and went to lean on squeams' balustrade, didn't you?

it's gr8

[weenden]

slow ..turtle speed what ever happened to mr. muldur

[Proper Bo]

:o good question

where is the pint-sized pervert?

[manker]

Nevada.

In other news, I just pulled the steri-strips off my eyebrow like a baws.
Didn't even hurt :smilie4:

[megabyteme]

jesus cripes, i just licked my finger to get rid of a smear on my monitor, realised i didn't quite get it all so unthinkingly licked the same finger again to have another crack at it ... and it tasted salty :sick:

Now, you must ask yourself if you are the only one who has solitude access to that cumputer.

[Voetsek]

Lekker Ding

[Barbarossa]

Great! I just need to graft those onto the yellow pants and toilet paper head pics and my internetz manker voodoo doll will finally complete!

*EVIL LAUGHS* :sly:Will finally complete what.

Is it playing Super Mario maybe :unsure:

It looks like I missed out a word in all the excitement :(

[Artemis]

Will finally complete what.

Is it playing Super Mario maybe :unsure:

It looks like I missed out a word in all the excitement :(

Could be......

[manker]

Will finally complete what.

Is it playing Super Mario maybe :unsure:

It looks like I missed out a word in all the excitement :(
I'm actually quite excited to see the identikit me, how far did you get? Is it going to be better than the exploding turban bawa :w00t:

[manker]

jesus cripes, i just licked my finger to get rid of a smear on my monitor, realised i didn't quite get it all so unthinkingly licked the same finger again to have another crack at it ... and it tasted salty :sick:

Now, you must ask yourself if you are the only one who has solitude access to that cumputer.
It's entirely feasible that one of the hawt burds could have jilled off in my office while I was out and left traces of their brackish ejaculate all over my seventeen incher.

I think I'd prefer that scenario :ermm:

[IdolEyes787]

Oh great.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/andygreenberg/2012/01/30/hackers-demo-shows-how-easily-credit-cards-can-be-read-through-clothes-and-wallets/

[Snee]

It looks like I missed out a word in all the excitement :(
I'm actually quite excited to see the identikit me, how far did you get? Is it going to be better than the exploding turban bawa :w00t:
Ah, bawa. Why they never made him a mod I'll never know. Raconteur and adonis both, with the keenest of minds and most statuesque of exteriors.

Or as he'd put it himself "am not fat am tall :angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:".


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/snorlax/enlish.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/snorlax/bawa.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/snorlax/bawersmurf.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/snorlax/caekface.gif

[chalice]

The Horror. :no:

http://herocomplex.latimes.com/2012/02/01/watchmen-prequels-dc-dares-to-expand-on-classic/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&dlvrit=63378#/0

[Snee]

Not cool.

Couldn't remember much of note from Straczynski, so I looked him up:


Television bio
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - Staff Writer; wrote 9 episodes
She-Ra: Princess of Power - Uncredited Co-Story Editor; wrote 9 episodes
Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors - Staff Writer; wrote 11 episodes
The Real Ghostbusters - Story Editor; wrote 21 episodes and Primetime Special
Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future - Executive Story Editor; wrote 13 episodes
The New Twilight Zone - Story Editor; wrote 11 episodes
Jake and the Fatman - Executive Story Editor; wrote 5 episodes
Murder, She Wrote - Co-Producer; wrote 7 episodes
Walker Texas Ranger - Supervising Producer; wrote 1 episode
Babylon 5 - Executive Producer; wrote 92 episodes
Crusade - Executive Producer; wrote 10 episodes
Jeremiah - Executive Producer; wrote 22 episodes

And beyond that there's a shitload of comics and some movies.

Most is :dabs:

[chalice]

Not cool.

Couldn't remember much of note from Straczynski, so I looked him up:


Television bio
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - Staff Writer; wrote 9 episodes
She-Ra: Princess of Power - Uncredited Co-Story Editor; wrote 9 episodes
Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors - Staff Writer; wrote 11 episodes
The Real Ghostbusters - Story Editor; wrote 21 episodes and Primetime Special
Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future - Executive Story Editor; wrote 13 episodes
The New Twilight Zone - Story Editor; wrote 11 episodes
Jake and the Fatman - Executive Story Editor; wrote 5 episodes
Murder, She Wrote - Co-Producer; wrote 7 episodes
Walker Texas Ranger - Supervising Producer; wrote 1 episode
Babylon 5 - Executive Producer; wrote 92 episodes
Crusade - Executive Producer; wrote 10 episodes
Jeremiah - Executive Producer; wrote 22 episodes

And beyond that there's a shitload of comics and some movies.

Most is :dabs:

Terrible state of affairs. Nerdquake to the max. DC/Warner whore bastards.

[manker]

I'm ambidextrous about the whole thing ^
I did, however, recently purchase some of his work. I was pished at the time and bought 4 episodes of Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors from ebay.

It only cost £4, which I was quite happy about. I was less than enamoured with the medium it was presented on, however.
I don't own a VCR :dabs:

[manker]

98594

Free to a good home

[Proper Bo]

0-2 (somehow) :01:

[manker]

You're above teh scousers :01:

[Proper Bo]

You're above teh scousers :01:

We're above them in the league too:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

krul once again keeping us in it, like. They had a brazillion and one shots and corners.

[manker]

Yeah I watched some of it.
And also; Stephen Taylor is on everything now.

[Proper Bo]

Yeah I watched some of it.
And also; Stephen Taylor is on everything now.

Inorite!1:o

his rapey eyes are disturbing, always have been.

[manker]

Yeah I watched some of it.
And also; Stephen Taylor is on everything now.

Inorite!1:o

his rapey eyes are disturbing, always have been.
I never really noticed them. Each time he's on telly I think it's you cus you sound and look like him.
Except he's a lot slimmer, obviousment.

[Proper Bo]

I look nowt like him :o

and unsurprisingly, the professional athlete is slimmer than me, yes:snooty:

[manker]

Two peas in a geordie pod.
except liek one of the peas has a double chin and mewb hintage :schnauz:

[Proper Bo]

Two peas in a geordie pod.
except liek one of the peas has a double chin and mewb hintage :schnauz:

hoi, it's insulation for the grim northern winter

[manker]

98595
have a grainy pic of the front of my chin.
Needs a trim, like.In case people were all wtf, I shall post the unedited version:
98596


And also, poove

[Proper Bo]

:glag:

he's like a white bawa

[manker]

mbm = bawa :o

albeit slightly more literate. and white. and less of a virgin.


I wonder why people stop posting here :pinch:

[Barbarossa]

MBM and Keith Bishop (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/downloads/office2_gallery.shtml#11) from The Office.

Separated at birth...

[manker]

MBM and Keith Bishop (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/downloads/office2_gallery.shtml#11) from The Office.

Separated at birth...
:glag: :D

[manker]

Deadline day today, douchefags.

I have to finish off four sets of accounts, two estimates based on previous years and a few of your common or garden SA100s.

All the preparatory work has been done by hawt burds and I could probably get all that done in four hours or so. Should I get my head down and spend the evening at home with teh missus, or fuck around on the internets all day and work right up until midnight?

[Barbarossa]

Fuck around on the internets all day, obviously. I can't believe you're even asking the question!

[chalice]

Deadline day today, douchefags.

I have to finish off four sets of accounts, two estimates based on previous years and a few of your common or garden SA100s.

All the preparatory work has been done by hawt burds and I could probably get all that done in four hours or so. Should I get my head down and spend the evening at home with teh missus, or fuck around on the internets all day and work right up until midnight?

Internets every time.

I'm off today so I shall be mostly getting wopped and watching shite films. The first shite film will be The Return Of Captain Invincible. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086189/reviews

Just remembered about it, having seen it on BBC2 about twenty years ago. This is the nadir of bad taste and should've won an Oscar for Best Use of Christopher Lee in a Non-Dracula Related, Rock and Roll Musical Superhero Spoof Role in 1984.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8W2fkhfFPc

[manker]

As ever, fst's collective sagacity has given me a guilt free path to the kind of utopian virtual hinterland that that uninitiated can only dream of.

What I'll actually do, I think, is challenge myself to get the bulk of the work done while chavois is watching Christopher Lee wank and then stretch out a ten minute job to last ten hours.

[IdolEyes787]

The first shite film will be The Return Of Captain Invincible. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086189/reviews

Just remembered about it, having seen it on BBC2 about twenty years ago. This is the nadir of bad taste and should've won an Oscar for Best Use of Christopher Lee in a Non-Dracula Related, Rock and Roll Musical Superhero Spoof Role in 1984.


To be fair still better than Count Dooku in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones.

[megabyteme]

MBM and Keith Bishop (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/downloads/office2_gallery.shtml#11) from The Office.

Separated at birth...


Keith Bishop is a fictional character (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictional_character) in BBC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC)'s The Office (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Office_%28UK_TV_series%29), played by Ewen MacIntosh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewen_MacIntosh). He works as an accountant for the fictional paper merchants Wernham Hogg, as run by David Brent (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Brent). An overweight man, his nickname is appropriately 'Big Keith'. A rather dry and emotionless man, Keith rarely (if ever) speaks in any tone other than a flat, monotone voice. His trademark is sitting in the coffee room and making blunt and alarmingly disturbing comments to people whilst they are taking a break. Most notably he commented that in America, "Fanny means your arse over there, not your minge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulva)" to character Dawn Tinsley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawn_Tinsley), who was planning to move to America. Upon making his inappropriate comments, he is seen to bite into a large Scotch egg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch_egg).
Keith seems to have little concern for his career at Wernham Hogg, which he considers a "stopgap". When filling out an employee evaluation form, under "Strengths", he simply put "Accounts" (his job title) and under "Weaknesses", he put "Eczema (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eczema)". He left the rest of the form blank.[snip some stuff about DJ-ing]...and claims to be a hit with the ladies despite his size.

Not too far off, actually... :O

[manker]

I shouldn't have been so blase earlier :dabs:
My son had a nosebleed in school and wanted to see me. I ordinarily wouldn't have minded but it's completely fecked my dicking about on the internets time-slot.

I find myself rather pinched for time.

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[Snee]

:glag: Nice flouncing.

wmanker = poetry

[Something Else]

Referring to your self in the third person. Clever stuff.

I can't believe these horrible people made you post on the internets.

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[manker]

I wonder why people stop posting here :pinch:

I can explain that to you, it's because of you and your kind and what you do.

Take my case for example. You took a bloke who couldn't have gave any kind of fuck about Squeamous, and who only wanted her to stay completely away from him. You battered him around for month after month with your twisted fucked up delsional thoughts. She seeing the fun you were all having with screwing around with this bloke, joined in, and he finally gets reduced to actually doing to her what she has been doing to him, and starts insulting her back. Eventually hurting her becomes something really important to him, so much so that he actually starts thinking about how to do it properly... and I mean that seriously... so he leaves.

He is forced to leave because you twisted fucks made someone he was determined to leave behind, into someone he couldn't escape, someone who no matter how hard he tried he couldn't get to stop being insulted about, and insulted by. Until he finally reslised he was seriously starting to lose the plot. Then he leaves because it's the only way of leaving that woman behind, and of stopping himself being inexorably being driven to actually damaging her as he is constantly reminded she has damaged him.

At least that's why I've left.

Have a nice life wmankerI really got to you, didn't I.

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8IHMctrKCg

[manker]

That was just a regurgitation of an old fst meme, btw. I can't remember who first said 'I really got to you' but it was funny at the time and oft repeated.

Can't be arsed to post considered replies to drama queens who say they're leaving because they've got new and better friends and then come back and tell you again that they're leaving.
If I'm going to pick on someone in a consistent manner, they can't just hitch up their skirts and leave when the going gets tough. It's just not cricket.

[chalice]

Told youse he wouldn't last more than 48 hours.

It's prolly cos his internets was disconnected or something that it took him that long.

[manker]

:glag: Nice flouncing.

wmanker = poetryIt's gr8 tho, innit. Each time I get a sworn enemy, they just can't resist the old w(m)anker thing.
Even thought they probably know better, in the end, they're always reduced to it.

I bet you wish you picked the name lunt or ... um ... yeah ... there seems to be a limited supply of handles which require a first letter substitution to become a crude insult :pinch:

[cunt]

:glag: Nice flouncing.

wmanker = poetry

I bet you wish you picked the name lunt or ... um ... yeah ... there seems to be a limited supply of handles which require a first letter substitution to become a crude insult :pinch:

Or you could just cut out the middleman altogether. :smilie4:

[manker]

Told youse he wouldn't last more than 48 hours.

It's prolly cos his internets was disconnected or something that it took him that long.
One has to assume Mrs. Dave is rationing his internets since he had that mental meltdown where he thought you were sending stuttering sibling to Londinium.

Good old stick as she is. Who knows where Dave would be now if it wasn't for her calming influence.
Probably gibbering into an ice cold bottle of meths.

[Snee]

That was just a regurgitation of an old fst meme, btw. I can't remember who first said 'I really got to you' but it was funny at the time and oft repeated.

billy, innit.

When yon friend dave first popped up years ago (I think) that's who I thought it was, btw.

[chalice]

Told youse he wouldn't last more than 48 hours.

It's prolly cos his internets was disconnected or something that it took him that long.
One has to assume Mrs. Dave is rationing his internets since he had that mental meltdown where he thought you were sending stuttering sibling to Londinium.

Good old stick as she is. Who knows where Dave would be now if it wasn't for her calming influence.
Probably gibbering into an ice cold bottle of meths.

I thought of writing a Day Of The Jackal type pulp story of my silent and efficient murder spree across the Irish Sea for a final Third Man type confrontation with Dave himself in some foggy Whitechapel cranny . Dave's last gurgling words as I twisted the stiletto (I was wearing high heels) were gonna be his password for here, and every time he posted afterwards, I was gonna say he was my sock-puppet.

But I didn't get round to it, cos I couldn't be arsed.

[manker]

That was just a regurgitation of an old fst meme, btw. I can't remember who first said 'I really got to you' but it was funny at the time and oft repeated.

billy, innit.

When yon friend dave first popped up years ago (I think) that's who I thought it was, btw.Oh yeah. there are parallels.
Billy pointlessly chiding JP about Catholic priests = Dave thinking chavis gives a fuck when he mentions sectarianism or w.e.


I think Billy is definitely much brighter though. Which is damning Billy with faint praise.
But Dave's mentaler :smilie4:

[manker]

One has to assume Mrs. Dave is rationing his internets since he had that mental meltdown where he thought you were sending stuttering sibling to Londinium.

Good old stick as she is. Who knows where Dave would be now if it wasn't for her calming influence.
Probably gibbering into an ice cold bottle of meths.

I thought of writing a Day Of The Jackal type pulp story of my silent and efficient murder spree across the Irish Sea for a final Third Man type confrontation with Dave himself in some foggy Whitechapel cranny . Dave's last gurgling words as I twisted the stiletto (I was wearing high heels) were gonna be his password for here, and every time he posted afterwards, I was gonna say he was my sock-puppet.

But I didn't get round to it, cos I couldn't be arsed.FFS, that would have been fantastic. A fitting epitaph for when he has time to read it in-between high tea with his new and better friends and Yogi.

protip; try Sophie

[Snee]

billy, innit.

When yon friend dave first popped up years ago (I think) that's who I thought it was, btw.Oh yeah. there are parallels.
Billy pointlessly chiding JP about Catholic priests = Dave thinking chavis gives a fuck when he mentions sectarianism or w.e.


I think Billy is definitely much brighter though. Which is damning Billy with faint praise.
But Dave's mentaler :smilie4:

That is, quite frankly, unpossible.

[manker]

Oh come on. Billy just sat on his farm in Australia making long range death threats and thinking up new and weird ways to circumvent bans.
Dave dressed up in an ecru suit, went outside, knocked on someone's door and arranged himself on a balustrade smoking a cigarette because he thought it would look cool whilst waiting for a reply - and told everyone about it because, and this is the mental bit, he thought people would say something like 'good for you' or 'damn, how brave'.
And then blamed the three or so of us posting at the time for him having done so.

Yon mentalist of yesteryear can't hold a candle to that.

[chalice]

Yep, on a mental scale of one to ten, one being charmingly quirky and ten being a psychopathic blancmange, Dave is toasted narwhal with psychopathic blancmange tendencies. And custard.

[Snee]

Pfft. Like billy wouldn't have come visit if we'd been on the same continent.

Also, he internets-stalked people he'd never met for ages and ages. At least dave had met his stalkee beforehand.


I mean, I glagged :earl: at the ecru suit, and again at the double (or is it triple) flounce, and think dave is sort of brilliant in an insane way, but no one will ever replace billy in my heart.

Remember the time sam and cheebus promised billy moderator-ship at t'moderation, then sam took it away at the last moment with an accidental ban? Then there was some really complicated business with sam pretending to be angry with us and starting his own bored, and billy raging like a maniac and it was all an insane blur. It still brings a tear to my eye.

sam's plans were always genius, but that time I couldn't believe billy went for it. It was like he thought it was his due or something.

[manker]

Pfft. Like billy wouldn't have come visit if we'd been on the same continent.

Also, he internets-stalked people he'd never met for ages and ages. At least dave had met his stalkee beforehand.


I mean, I glagged :earl: at the ecru suit, and again at the double (or is it triple) flounce, and think dave is sort of brilliant in an insane way, but no one will ever replace billy in my heart.

Remember the time sam and cheebus promised billy moderator-ship at t'moderation, then sam took it away at the last moment with an accidental ban? Then there was some really complicated business with sam pretending to be angry with us and starting his own bored, and billy raging like a maniac and it was all an insane blur. It still brings a tear to my eye.

sam's plans were always genius, but that time I couldn't believe billy went for it. It was like he thought it was his due or something.:lol: yeah Sam was pretty mental too. I don't know if Sam was actually angry with us or not, he did destroy t'moderation once when chebus forgot to pay the server fees or something :ermm:

Really though. I think Dave's your actual stream of conciousness mental whereas Billy was more of a keyboard warrior who said a lot of mental things because he knew he was the only person for 500 sq miles so there'd be no comebacks.

People know where Dave lives and I have it on good authority that Thorn was about to duff Dave up :smilie4:

[Snee]

I think it's a matter of triggers tbh. billy's trigger for going absolutely apeshit was JP, sometimes me, you, israelis, the japanese, catholics and other assorted things that had at some point possibly done him wrong.

dave's appears to be squibbles and mentions of squibbles.


I like triggering things, me.

I think they are both able to sort of act like regular human beings, if you take the triggers away.

[Snee]

This is of course only related to their internets personas. I'm not out to belittle any experiences had :earl: with dave or owt.

[Human_Being]

They think they crazy
But they ain't crazy lets face it
Shit basically they just playing sick
They ain't shit they ain't saying shit
Spray umh 50 [gun shots]

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[Artemis]

tl;dr

[Snee]

dave, seriously.

I don't know you, and I don't give a shit. My relationship with Squamous doesn't go all that much farther, and can at this point at most be described as a passing acquaintance.



However, what you're doing right now does make you actually, really look like a mental case through blaming others for what you're doing right now. I can sort of understand temporarily going mental over a woman, but the whole bit with you feeling the urge to explain and insist it's everyone else's fault is downright strange when it's to strangers, on the internet, on a forum you didn't use to frequent much beforehand.

Stay or go, it's really all up to you. No one's been holding a gun to your head to make you post. People here only have power over you because you care what they think etc. etc.


Posts like you've been trying now don't get taken seriously, at least not the way you want.



Don't take any of this to mean that I actually want you to go away, though. The amusement value for me is considerable.

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But just so you others know, billy is still number one :wub:

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You lot are completely mental you know, its quite amusing to watch. Although I have to admit it's also quite worrying that supposedly grown adults can be as stupid as you are.... yeah OK I'll explain that, cause you're all to thick to get it by yourselves.

As I said to chavis the other day you didn't win she did, but not for the completely mental logic you all applied to that comment of mine. I was determined to not engage with her, but ended up giving in to her stream of insults, and responded in kind. That was me failing, and responding to her. Not all this other crap you've been posting about. Going to see her to try and make the point that I would prefer it if she stayed completely away from me, wasn't me failing, it was me escalating the stay away from me point.

You all thought you were fucking around in my life, when in reality you were fucking around in her real life. You made her a daily feature of my life, seeing your 'fun' she joined in. After all what harm could it do, what with this being the internet and all. Except she really should have known better, all your comments egged her on. She couldn't resist joining in and having a laugh with her 'long term' friends.

From where I'm sitting you just drive me to start thinking I can't escape this woman, I end up insulting her back. I even find myself thinking about how I could actually remove her from the picture completely, and thus remove her insults from the 'fun'. Not you, no I never considered any of you worth shite effort to be honest, but her... well she had already hurt me badly, your encouragement had her hurting me again... what you all did was endanger her real life... all your constant driving of this subject all came back to her hurting me more... and you are all meant to be grown up enough to realise that someone who is under a barrage of being hurt by one person could potentially lash out against that person sooner or later.

Of course none of you really give a fuck if you and she (egged on by you all) actually got her hurt, as Mary said none of you care whether anyone here gets hurt. As long as you all have your laughs, what does it matter, eh? At some point Squeamous is going to figure out that by pushing me as you did, and that by encouraging her as you did, what you were actually doing was fucking about with her real life, without any regard for whether I did go mental and actually go hurt her. I imagine when she does, her evaluation of you as 'friends' might take a bit of a knock. So you probably want to rush through getting the picture of her tits (which is what this is really about to you all), cause I suspect that once she thinks it through and realises that what you've really all been doing is exposing her to risk from some potential mental case, she'll be less willing to be as friendly.

Once again, proving you are just a sad, pathetic little boy who never got the chance to hang with a group of friends. You can't even do it on the internets, Dave. And you've tried so hard to fit in. :console:

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