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J'Pol
11-16-2003, 09:37 PM
Do people who masturbate near fruit come in pears.
TheDave
11-16-2003, 09:39 PM
no cos its a solo thing
Rappy
11-16-2003, 09:40 PM
santa never heard of such a thing
Spider_dude
11-16-2003, 09:43 PM
a boy cuts his finger at school on a needle, and the teacher asks him if he would like a plaster? he replies"na i'll have a glass of cider please" the teacher is stunned amd asks "why cider?"
he replies to her "whenever my sister has a prick in her hand she likes to stick it insider."
j2k4
11-17-2003, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by J'Pol@16 November 2003 - 17:37
Do people who masturbate near fruit come in pears.
Depends on his aim. ;)
bigboab
11-17-2003, 01:08 AM
I dont think you will get a proper answer to this JP. Something about overheads. It's like asking do bicycle seat sniffers come in cycles. :P
Lilmiss
11-17-2003, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by J'Pol@16 November 2003 - 21:37
Do people who masturbate near fruit come in pears.
do people who masterbate in passion fruit have a better sex life? :blink:
bigboab
11-17-2003, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by lilmiss+17 November 2003 - 01:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 17 November 2003 - 01:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J&#39;Pol@16 November 2003 - 21:37
Do people who masturbate near fruit come in pears.
do people who masterbate in passion fruit have a better sex life? :blink: [/b][/quote]
No that could be dangerous Lilmiss&#33;


Melon Oh&#33; Ma.
Lilmiss
11-17-2003, 01:18 AM
/dons a pair of goggles, slips a potato peeler in pocket and has a go.


well, you gotta try once i suppose. :D
bigboab
11-17-2003, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 November 2003 - 01:18
/dons a pair of goggles, slips a potato peeler in pocket and has a go.


well, you gotta try once i suppose.&nbsp; :D
You are embarrassing me Lilmiss. I used to be a Peeler now I am Kerrs Pink. :lol:


Edit I was 1 r&#39;s short. :D
Lilmiss
11-17-2003, 01:32 AM
:huh: :D
well, im off to bed to polish me fruit.







oh dear....now Im embarrassing meself.
nite boab. ;)
bigboab
11-17-2003, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by lilmiss@17 November 2003 - 01:32
:huh: :D
well, im off to bed to polish me fruit.







oh dear....now Im embarrassing meself.
nite boab. ;)
good night Lilmiss. :rolleyes:

I am off to bed to finish my apple. :D