Last one to post wins the internets

[anon]

That's unrealistic. We already have high-capacity magazine bans to make sure you can't kill anyone more than 10 times without having to reload.

[megabyteme]

Bullets have gotten expensive! Like $1 to $2 per shot or more. It's getting so bad that rich Republicans will have to create subsidies for ammo so poor Republicans can keep threat levels high enough that minorities won't feel safe enough to vote at the polls.

[IdolEyes787]

One of the advantages of murdering with a crossbow is that the ammo is reusable. Poor white supremacists really need to think these things through.

[IdolEyes787]

Not to blaspheme but Shinzo Abe, Jesus fucking Christ.

[IdolEyes787]

Man, the World's in a dark place. I had to go to a Federal government building today for the first time in many years and even in my sleepy little town, the fucking place now resembles an armed camp. Guards, workers behind bulletproof glass, areas with access only through biometrics.

[megabyteme]

They knew you were coming.

Yeah, it's sad that everything has to be made psycho-proof.

[IdolEyes787]

Please get your terminology straight, or else I will have to beat you to within an inch of your life.

Psychopaths tend to be more manipulative, can be seen by others as more charming, lead a semblance of a normal life, and minimize risk in criminal activities. Sociopaths tend to be more erratic, rage-prone, and unable to lead as much of a normal life.

[A]

What is wrong with guns?

Being on the opposite side of the handle.

So you have beef with the second amendment?

[megabyteme]

Psychopath sounds more dangerous. Sociopath just sounds like some kind of crazy who never leaves the house except to mow his lawn and ride his bicycle...oh...

[megabyteme]

Being on the opposite side of the handle.

So you have beef with the second amendment?

No matter what political position one has on guns, if you are on the opposite end of the handle, you most definitely have a gun problem.

I'm honestly torn on the subject of guns. In a safe environment/society, they seem to be of more danger than good. However, after having riots in my downtown area, then having a homeless camp formed (by our mayor) about a mile from my home, I began to purchase a few in the last 6 months.

Also, the ones available now are pretty f-ing awesome!

[IdolEyes787]

Also, the ones available now are pretty f-ing awesome![ Apparently guns are a lot like the Grand Canyon and sunsets if the the Grand Canyon or sunsets were intent on murdering something.

[anon]

Shinzo Abe

This was highly surprising news, since violent crime is very rare in Japan. Considering who the victim is and the stated motive for the murder, Japanese Travis Bickle has a good chance of getting the death penalty.

In another blow to weebs worldwide, Kazuki Takahashi (the mastermind behind Yu-Gi-Oh) was found dead from what appears to be a diving accident.

[anon]

Man, the World's in a dark place. I had to go to a Federal government building today for the first time in many years and even in my sleepy little town, the fucking place now resembles an armed camp. Guards, workers behind bulletproof glass, areas with access only through biometrics.

The DMV is as pleasant as usual, huh.

[anon]

Psychopaths tend to... minimize risk in criminal activities.

If you download torrents with a VPN, you're a psychopath.

There's your next advertising campaign, MPAA. No need to credit me or anything.

[anon]

Also, the ones available now are pretty f-ing awesome!

A necessary evil, alright :D

[Caballero]

I wonder if Shay will download "Unprecedented (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21194026/)".

https://filesharingtalk.com/nzbs/tv/x2641080/283131-Unprecedented-2022-S01E01-The-Roar-1080p-WEB-h264-B2B

https://filesharingtalk.com/nzbs/tv/x2641080/283132-Unprecedented-2022-S01E02-Chaos-and-Madness-1080p-WEB-h264-B2B

https://filesharingtalk.com/nzbs/tv/x2641080/283133-Unprecedented-2022-S01E03-The-Kindling-1080p-WEB-h264-B2B

[anon]

I wonder if Shay will download "Unprecedented (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21194026/)".

Under "More like this"...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4789160/

[megabyteme]

Also, the ones available now are pretty f-ing awesome![ Apparently guns are a lot like the Grand Canyon and sunsets if the the Grand Canyon or sunsets were intent on murdering something.

They'd both be pretty easy to pick out of a police lineup.

[IdolEyes787]

Shay says that all Japanese sunsets look alike.

[anon]

There are no sunsets in Japan, that's where the sun rises. Trust me, I'm a scientist.

[j2k4]

Does anyone here have a basic understanding of the 2nd amendment?

Why it was the 2nd amendment, and not the fourth or the eighth?

Why it was written to begin with and why it exists today?

[IdolEyes787]

After the First Amendment fell on deaf ears, the Founders decided they needed guns as a way to force everyone to agree to the third, fourth and fifth amendments.

[IdolEyes787]

So in logical order - freedom of speech. Freedom to kill other people who may at one point try and steal your TV. Then all the other important freedoms like do not make unto thee any graven images and Christmas.

[IdolEyes787]

There are no sunsets in Japan, that's where the sun rises. Trust me, I'm a scientist.

I will let that great philosopher Morten Harket settle this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ir9HC9vYg

[megabyteme]

Commies Antifa. We *need* guns because G. Washington knew there'd be Commies Antifa.

[anon]

So the answer is not "because it was written after the first"? Occam is such a poser.

[IdolEyes787]

Where's the whimsy? That's what I want to know.

[IdolEyes787]

The next person who posts better fucking be whimsical or else I'm going to hire a remorseless, preferably German hitman off of the dark web to track you down and kill you.

[j2k4]

Had my ablation today, boy did that suck donkey-dick, but it's over now, so.

[anon]

The next person who posts better fucking be whimsical or else I'm going to hire a remorseless, preferably German hitman off of the dark web to track you down and kill you.

There are no German hitmen anymore. Those jobs were outsourced to India.

[IdolEyes787]

That somewhat lessens the chances of lucking out and him turning out to be a cannibal also.

[megabyteme]

The next person who posts better fucking be whimsical or else I'm going to hire a remorseless, preferably German hitman off of the dark web to track you down and kill you.

There are no German hitmen anymore. Those jobs were outsourced to India.

I've tried to watch enough East Indian movies to know that they would take an impromptu dancing break before the assassination, giving the target more than enough time to escape.

[anon]

they would take an impromptu dancing break

They again, isn't that how you solve all of life's problems?

[IdolEyes787]

India: TikTok before there was a TikTok.

[megabyteme]

they would take an impromptu dancing break

They again, isn't that how you solve all of life's problems?

My dance moves are one of the problems.

[anon]

India: TikTok before there was a TikTok.

That would be Vine, but it failed because it didn't have the power of Chinese spyware.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHAPKWxrCak

Well done, Xi. You know what people want.

[anon]

My dance moves are one of the problems.

You'll have to work on that one step at a time.

[IdolEyes787]

That would be Vine, but it failed because it didn't have the power of Chinese spyware.

The way I figure it, my private data is probably safer in the hands of a hostile foreign power than with Mark Zuckerberg anyway.

[anon]

Ah, Zuckerberg. He's as Canadian as apple pie.

[boo]

If the website is called Only Fans, you think they sell fans. I've been searching that site for five hours for a portable air con unit.

[A]

What happened to guns?

[megabyteme]

What happened to guns?

We never stick to 'em around here...

[IdolEyes787]

What happened to guns? I may not still talk about them but rest assured, they are still foremost in my heart.

[j2k4]

I just bought matching S&W Shields in 9mm for Missus J and I.

She wanted a pink one, but I told her no.

[anon]

If the website is called Only Fans, you think they sell fans. I've been searching that site for five hours for a portable air con unit.

And all you got was more hotness. :(

[anon]

What happened to guns?


We never stick to 'em around here...


I may not still talk about them but rest assured, they are still foremost in my heart.

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[megabyteme]

I just bought matching S&W Shields in 9mm for Missus J and I.

She wanted a pink one, but I told her no.

Congratulations on your purchases! I agree that a smaller pistol is so much nicer to carry than a bigger frame. Years ago, I used to carry an HK USP 'Compact' in a Galco shoulder holster. While it was nice feeling like I was in an episode of Miami Vice, it was never very practical.

The two of you with matching pistols makes me think of the scene in BAD Boys with the convenience store clerk who draws on them, then Will and Martin both draw on him, resulting in the clerk putting his gun down. Then they buy some gum or something.

[anon]

The two of you with matching pistols makes me think of the scene in BAD Boys with the convenience store clerk who draws on them, then Will and Martin both draw on him, resulting in the clerk putting his gun down. Then they buy some gum or something.

Guess who remembers this scene more.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2AbEJnPRYM

[IdolEyes787]

If they could only make guns that run on gasoline and endangered species blood they wouldn't probably even need any of this ghey lifestyle adverting.

[IdolEyes787]

It's like if back in the 1800's when they decided the solution to slavery was having more slaves.

[IdolEyes787]

I hear that America needs a new rail line. Time to find us some fresh Chinamen.

[megabyteme]

If they could only make guns that run on gasoline and endangered species blood they wouldn't probably even need any of this ghey lifestyle adverting.

I've been reading a lot and watching a ton of videos about guns lately. Gun culture is seriously crazy. They all talk about the need for constant training. All of these mall ninja warriors collecting battle gear and weapons with no actual need has got to be a HUGE part of the school/mall shootings. It is spillover from mentally impaired teenagers with no futures inflicting pain on a world that simultaneously disregards them and gives them weapons for battles that don't exist.

[A]

But you like being on the right side of the handle.

[anon]

Right side, nya? I'm really curious as to how he wields those gunz now...

[megabyteme]

I grew up in Northern Idaho. That means I shot things. Lots of things.

Now I only want to shoot my neighbors, members of the homeless zombie horde, and space home invaders.

[IdolEyes787]

Surrounded by Montana, Wyoming, Nevada and Oregon, Idaho certainly got the short end of the PR stick, didn't it?

[A]

Right side, nya? I'm really curious as to how he wields those gunz now...

Can you recommend a good recent anime?

[IdolEyes787]

I grew up in Northern Idaho. That means I shot things. Lots of things.

Now I only want to shoot my neighbors, members of the homeless zombie horde, and space home invaders.

Then you'll approve of Remington's new marketing slogan - "Because poor people have as much right to live as the rest of us, just not near you".

[IdolEyes787]

If you insist on only buying American guns but then you use them to hunt bald eagles, does that make you more or less patriotic?

[megabyteme]

Surrounded by Montana, Wyoming, Nevada and Oregon, Idaho certainly got the short end of the PR stick, didn't it?

Say what you will about it, in about 30 years (or less) the northern part will be the southern-most area that isn't facing a severe drought. The Washington coast will have plenty of water available *if* you enjoy it salty and covering much of what used to be cities. Good times, good times indeed!

[megabyteme]

I grew up in Northern Idaho. That means I shot things. Lots of things.

Now I only want to shoot my neighbors, members of the homeless zombie horde, and space home invaders.

Then you'll approve of Remington's new marketing slogan - "Because poor people have as much right to live as the rest of us, just not near you".

I have no problem with this slogan. The poors make our cool stuff and food!

[megabyteme]

If you insist on only buying American guns but then you use them to hunt bald eagles, does that make you more or less patriotic?

If you glue the feathers to your MAGA/Trump flag on your oversized diesel truck it's all good.

[megabyteme]

I recently discovered that I can purchase a Gatling gun. :gunsmilie

https://tippmannarmory.com/gatling-gun-w-16-barrels/

[IdolEyes787]

That ghey. There must be cheaper ways to come out.

[anon]

If you insist on only buying American guns but then you use them to hunt bald eagles, does that make you more or less patriotic?

A true American gun uses bald eagles as ammunition, so it's a zero sum.

[anon]

I recently discovered that I can purchase a Gatling gun. :gunsmilie

https://tippmannarmory.com/gatling-gun-w-16-barrels/

Love the description. These people obviously know their audience :glagpinch: How many dollars per minute does this thing shoot again? And how long until Obamacare allows replacing your left arm with one?

[anon]

Can you recommend a good recent anime?

My backlog grew a lot this year, because so many animus, so little time :( But Saikin Yatotta Maid ga Ayashii starts airing this week and the source material was good.

Akebi-chan no Sailor Fuku and Spy x Family are quite popular from what I've heard; in the latter case I'm unsure about the premise, but you can grab episode 1 and decide for yourself.

[A]

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[megabyteme]

I recently discovered that I can purchase a Gatling gun. :gunsmilie

https://tippmannarmory.com/gatling-gun-w-16-barrels/

Love the description. These people obviously know their audience :glagpinch: How many dollars per minute does this thing shoot again? And how long until Obamacare allows replacing your left arm with one?

Per minute??! Shooting this thing is like buying a bitcoin-- you do it in fractions of a minute. Shut up , Idol...

Hopefully ammo prices will come down soon. 9mm ammo is somewhere around $0.75 per round and the thing goes through a 33rd magazine in 5-10 seconds. Let's say roughly $25×6= ~$150/minute

There are videos on YouTube. All the ones I've seen are the 10" barrel on pneumatic wheels, which would still be fun, but I don't think would be nearly as cool as the 16" barrel on a tripod version.

You are always thinking a step ahead, anon!

[anon]

Hopefully ammo prices will come down soon. 9mm ammo is somewhere around $0.75 per round and the thing goes through a 33rd magazine in 5-10 seconds. Let's say roughly $25×6= ~$150/minute

Now do the number crunching with gas prices and you'll know whether you need the gatling or the flamethrower. The right weapon for the right person :smartass:

[megabyteme]

Why not both? We're on the verge of going full-out Mad Max. Nothing says, 'Pick a different house.' than a wall of flames with the sound of a Gatling gun punching through the scorched earth.

I've mentioned my son, but I have not said anything about his favorite games nor how he plays them. He's a big fan of the Saints Row series. I see that he *constantly* shoots everyone in the groin. And he's very proficient at it. He shoots a few looters in the dick (I swear he coulddo it all day without any moral pondering), and our neighborhood becomes a place of solitude.

[IdolEyes787]

Shut up , Idol...

9 mm? That's metric. What are the manufacturers, socialist or something?

Also this guy in Indiana who shot and killed another guy who was shooting and killing people in a mall is being called "a good Samaritan"??? I mean really. Who goes to malls anymore?

[IdolEyes787]

All I'm saying is that you may be perfectly fine with the fifty-one States of America, now including China and construction workers wearing dresses but I sure the hell am not, buddy. I sure the hell am not.

[megabyteme]

I think it's safe to say Richard Gatling would roll over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over in his grave if he knew his invention was firing Commie bullets.

I'm guessing the mall shooter was expecting to do some harmless target practice in the old abandoned building and was completely surprised to find people inside.

[IdolEyes787]

Rich Canadian kid kills best friend with illegal full auto machinegun. Uses the hour it took to call police to replace gun with legal model, throw murder weapon in pond and invent story about hearing shot and finding his friend dead. Defense lawyer says that his client didn't lie, he merely gave the police incorrect information. Gets 5 years but argues should be left off because rights were violated as he was strip searched and left naked in front of officers for 3 minutes and gosh gee now he suffers from post traumatic shock. Beat that, Americans.

[anon]

Also this guy in Indiana who shot and killed another guy who was shooting and killing people in a mall is being called "a good Samaritan"???

Because the title of "angel descended from Heaven" is reserved for everyone in /r/OffDutyBrazilianCop.

[anon]

Rich Canadian kid kills best friend with illegal full auto machinegun. Uses the hour it took to call police to replace gun with legal model, throw murder weapon in pond and invent story about hearing shot and finding his friend dead. Defense lawyer says that his client didn't lie, he merely gave the police incorrect information. Gets 5 years but argues should be left off because rights were violated as he was strip searched and left naked in front of officers for 3 minutes and gosh gee now he suffers from post traumatic shock. Beat that, Americans.

In America, he'd be found not guilty by reason of insanity and then countersue the police department for $5 million.

[megabyteme]

Don't forget, we have the 'hero' Kyle Rittenhouse who killed 2 people and injured another, then met with El presidente...

[IdolEyes787]

And you're saying that he wasn't tempted to continue his murderous spree even a little?

[anon]

Meanwhile, in Messitopia...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Chocobar

[IdolEyes787]

The two things that I got from that is his name is chocolate bar and it took place in some country named after Lionel Messi. I hope there's a quiz so I can ace it.

[IdolEyes787]

We also defeated the American scourge in something called the Men's 4x100m relay because I'm assuming the Americans all stopped running after 4x100 yards, mistakenly thinking the race was over. Suckers.

[megabyteme]

Do we have anyone who can run that far? That seems like an awfully long distance. I hope they all got to rest and have snacks between each 100m. Maybe the Merkin team expecting it to be a 4-day event. USA USA USA!!

[anon]

The two things that I got from that is his name is chocolate bar and it took place in some country named after Lionel Messi. I hope there's a quiz so I can ace it.

You'll have to take a gun safety lesson first.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vtLXNFdxJY

[IdolEyes787]

You'll have to take a gun safety lesson first.
That's wank. I thought the whole point of guns were that they are suppose to be dangerous. If not then Meg might as well walk around with a marshmallow stuffed down his pants.*

*I'm taking a leap of faith here and giving him the benefit of the doubt that he already doesn't.

[anon]

*I'm taking a leap of faith here and giving him the benefit of the doubt that he already doesn't.

Don't act like you don't desperately want to confirm it with your own hands.

[megabyteme]

That does it!! I surrender my marshmallow before such fondling can take place...

[IdolEyes787]

Anyway the whole point of guns is that they are suppose to be dangerous just like the whole point of scissors that they are suppose to be run with.

[IdolEyes787]

I really shouldn't need to point these things out.

[megabyteme]

The two things that I got from that is his name is chocolate bar and it took place in some country named after Lionel Messi. I hope there's a quiz so I can ace it.

You'll have to take a gun safety lesson first.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vtLXNFdxJY

I like the possibility that the interpreter was just pretending to understand what the guy was saying and just made up whatever came to mind.

[anon]

That does it!! I surrender my marshmallow before such fondling can take place...

You know, I saw marshmallows on sale last week and they were cheaper than I thought, so I may grab a bag or two now. See, something good resulted from all this homosexual innuendo.

[anon]

I like the possibility that the interpreter was just pretending to understand what the guy was saying and just made up whatever came to mind.

No sir, the translation is as legit as Trump's tax returns. And if it had an English version or I were skilled at making subtitles, I'd follow up with this one.

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[megabyteme]

You know gun culture has gotten out of hand when it's impossible to distinguish real crazy from satire.

[megabyteme]

Anyway the whole point of guns is that they are suppose to be dangerous just like the whole point of scissors that they are suppose to be run with.

You will be happy to know I keep all of mine fully loaded, one in the chamber (bonus round, amiright!), safety off ( shouldn't we have the right to remove the safety altogether??) and placed at strategic places throughout the house. By 'strategic' I mean wherever I had it last.

[IdolEyes787]

You will be happy to know I keep all of mine fully loaded, one in the chamber (bonus round, amiright!), safety off ( shouldn't we have the right to remove the safety altogether??) and placed at strategic places throughout the house. By 'strategic' I mean wherever I had it last. Good strategy especially with kids in the house. If you were to leave your guns in the same secure place ever time then they would know just where to look.

[megabyteme]

Kids are so cute...they've started playing their own version of Marco-Polo where they will find a gun, randomly fire it, then the other runs to their location.

[IdolEyes787]

I read on the internet that the average American owns 23.5 times more guns than they have common sense.

[anon]

one in the chamber (bonus round, amiright!)

The perfect setup for enjoying Russian roulette with people you don't like.

[anon]

Good strategy especially with kids in the house. If you were to leave your guns in the same secure place ever time then they would know just where to look.

"Oh, I see Bart gets to have a gun."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGJxhMMvjYU

You know, the more of these posts I read, the more I think that episode was a documentary on American gun politics :glagpinch:

[anon]

Kids are so cute...they've started playing their own version of Marco-Polo where they will find a gun, randomly fire it, then the other runs to their location.

You must be proud. Just wait until they start playing cowboys and indians.

[IdolEyes787]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2079370/Bicycle_Challage__Wastelands/

Lot of faith in the company producing a good game considering they can even spell challenge right.

[anon]

Well, here we are, talking about it. Besides, they can always fix the typo with a 1 GB patch later.

[anon]

Bicycle challage.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIxmUu1SHr0

[IdolEyes787]

Fifty seconds in. Take that, road.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhDtx7iZ1RI&t=106s

[megabyteme]

"It was the speed bump there..." :lol::lol::lol:

Seriously, LOL'd for about 15 seconds after he said it the first time

[IdolEyes787]

Normally I would harangue you about your seeming indifference to human suffering but in this case Alex Jones assures me that they were all just crisis actors.

[Caballero]

Normally I would harangue you about your seeming indifference to human suffering but in this case Alex Jones assures me that they were all just crisis actors.

Well, you know, 15 years from now he will probably distance himself from that statement.

[anon]

"It was the speed bump there..." :lol::lol::lol:

Seriously, LOL'd for about 15 seconds after he said it the first time

Speed bumps are the biggest scam ever. It's almost like they're actually meant to slow you down. :dry:

[megabyteme]

They were just cyclists-- it's not like they have feelings or anything.

Whoever created that course really should have taken into consideration that the speed bump probably was not meant to be taken at 50mph. :glag:

[IdolEyes787]

They were just cyclists-- it's not like they have feelings or anything.

After seven hours in the saddle, not in their groinal areas at least.


https://www.sportsinjurybulletin.com/perineal-injury-release-the-pressure/

[megabyteme]

TMI, Idol...TMI...:yikes:

[megabyteme]

Sorry you have a busted taint, Idol. :console:

Not sure how many here believe it happened 'cycling', though

[anon]

Meg, you once asked if there was an English version of this... well, there is now!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSyD35udHmvOkBqxHrJDBuXDGK8Cq0orH

If you're not (captivat|mesmeriz|enthrall)ed by the end of episode 2... you can ride your bike into the closest speed bump :shifty:

[IdolEyes787]

Speed bumps kills.

​Also I'm pretty sure that they passed a law in 'merica that bans anything Spanish that doesn't pick fruit.

[anon]

Fortunately, coffee and cocaine qualify as fruit according the aforementioned America Fuck Yeah Act of 2016.

[megabyteme]

The story might be good, but must they speak foreigner gibberish the whole time? I keep wanting to tell someone we need more chips and salsa and another round of margaritas...

[megabyteme]

Speaking of speed bumps, how come none of these 'professionals' popped a wheelie and/or made a sick jump with a kick-out? Posers. :dry:

[IdolEyes787]

The story might be good, but must they speak foreigner gibberish the whole time? This stuff that we've been assuming is a foreign language. Just for the sake of discussion, is it possible that we've been mistaken all along and these people are all simply retarded?

[anon]

The story might be good, but must they speak foreigner gibberish the whole time? I keep wanting to tell someone we need more chips and salsa and another round of margaritas...

Don't forget the tacos and now I'm hungry.

[anon]

Speaking of speed bumps, how come none of these 'professionals' popped a wheelie and/or made a sick jump with a kick-out? Posers. :dry:

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[megabyteme]

The story might be good, but must they speak foreigner gibberish the whole time? This stuff that we've been assuming is a foreign language. Just for the sake of discussion, is it possible that we've been mistaken all along and these people are all simply retarded?

Now that you mention it, I have long suspected my son (who can't speak American very good) sounds German, perhaps Hungarian.

[anon]

Are you sure it wasn't just British English?

[IdolEyes787]

One good way to tell if he's speaking German is if he talks about wanting to invade Poland more than than the normal amount.

[megabyteme]

Sure he *talks* about invading Poland, but even if he did it wouldn't really affect us here in the US. We can't be bothered by Europe's problems. And have you seen Hugo Boss suits-- class never goes out of style!

[megabyteme]

Are you sure it wasn't just British English?

He does sound a bit like Prince Charles. :idunno:

[anon]

One good way to tell if he's speaking German is if he talks about wanting to invade Poland more than than the normal amount.


Sure he *talks* about invading Poland, but even if he did it wouldn't really affect us here in the US.

Expressing a sudden and strong dislike of juice would be the breaking point.

[megabyteme]

Does anyone actually like the juice, though??

[IdolEyes787]

Word entomology - Nazi

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[Stehle]

Okay, I’ll say it again… “getting old sux”. I really wanted to see the unmanned moon shot at KSC. I set my alarm clock for 7:30am (Time enough for morning espresso.)

Woke up turned off the alarm, traipsed out blearily into the kitchen. The clock out there displayed 6:00am. I checked and the alarm was still set and on.

Wtf… I dreamt the whole thing!

Just wanted to see what NASA’s $4 Billion trip to moon would look like. {sigh}… I dislike Mondays. :(

Yeah, figures it was scrubbed: https://spaceflightnow.com/2022/08/29/artemis-1-launch-live-coverage/

[anon]

Woke up turned off the alarm, traipsed out blearily into the kitchen. The clock out there displayed 6:00am. I checked and the alarm was still set and on.

Wtf… I dreamt the whole thing!

If that's a symptom of being old, then I'm done for! :glagpinch:

[megabyteme]

It's difficult to get excited about these launches since so many get canceled last minute.

[IdolEyes787]

Going to the Moon is so 1969.

[Caballero]

Fun fact: Artemis is the twin of Apollo.

NASA being subtle.

[megabyteme]

If I remember my history correctly, there's a dead whale up there.

[Barbarossa]

I only like to watch them in case they blow up.

[Stehle]

Woke up turned off the alarm, traipsed out blearily into the kitchen. The clock out there displayed 6:00am. I checked and the alarm was still set and on.

Wtf… I dreamt the whole thing!

If that's a symptom of being old, then I'm done for! :glagpinch:

Time will tell mate, time will tell... ;)

[anon]

I only like to watch them in case they blow up.

Why would Americans launch a space shuttle to blow it up, when they can do it in their backyards as a tax-deductible act of patriotism :huh:

[anon]

Time will tell mate, time will tell... ;)

Sooner or later! :turned:

[IdolEyes787]

Why would Americans launch a space shuttle to blow it up.... Why does Meg light fires?

[IdolEyes787]

If I remember my history correctly, there's a dead whale up there.

Dead whales are a dime a dozen so obviously there's going to be one on the Moon. Duh.

[anon]

Why does Meg light fires?

Because the pope shits on the woods. Or something.

[megabyteme]

Why would Americans launch a space shuttle to blow it up.... Why does Meg light fires?

I want to see the world, Bern.

[IdolEyes787]

Will do a FileList.io giveaway as soon as I get my trillion pesos from Biden. I dunno but Romanians always just seemed like second rate Klingons to me.

[megabyteme]

Trump demands reinstatement or new election immediately. Somebody is getting really scared and desperate.

[IdolEyes787]

If the U.S. was to send Trump to fight in Ukraine and running away or suing Russia weren't options, do you think his first instinct would be to surrender or to betray his compatriots?

[IdolEyes787]

The chairman of Russian oil and gas giant Lukoil — which spoke out against Russia's invasion of Ukraine — has died after falling out of a hospital window, state news agencies RIA Novosti and TASS reported Thursday. I guess it's still technically falling even if you're thrown.

[megabyteme]

Look at the endless list of people who have gone to the depths of hell for him only to be permanently vilified and destroyed for the slightest failure to back him on a single thing. Trump has destroyed more lives than herpes.

[anon]

I dunno but Romanians always just seemed like second rate Klingons to me.

"Use the Force and prosper, Harry" -- Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia: Civil War)

[anon]

Trump demands reinstatement or new election immediately. Somebody is getting really scared and desperate.


Look at the endless list of people who have gone to the depths of hell for him only to be permanently vilified and destroyed for the slightest failure to back him on a single thing. Trump has destroyed more lives than herpes.

Under normal circumstances, this would only provide everyone additional assurance of how undesirable he is, but politics are soccerized to the point of ridicule and Trump knows he has a huge audience in those who don't want the other "team" to win. So this isn't fear, it's PR and business as usual...

[anon]

I guess it's still technically falling even if you're thrown.

He was pushed by enemies of perestroika.

[IdolEyes787]

We know that Russia has assassination teams. We know that North Korea and Israel have assassination teams. We don't know for certain that the U.S. has assassination teams which means only one thing, that they're really, really good at their job.

[anon]

We know that Russia has assassination teams special diplomatic operators. We know that North Korea and Israel have assassination teams.

Fixed.


We don't know for certain that the U.S. has assassination teams which means only one thing, that they're really, really good at their job.

"What terrorists do to Americans, we already know. What Americans do to terrorists... well, I doubt they stay behind."

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fckZgl7Y_k4

Adult diapers would come in handy in this situation because I'd seriously be pissing my pants.

[Caballero]

Crisis actors. The whole thing was staged. Let's see what her ratings are doing now.

Isn't there an election coming up?

[IdolEyes787]

Get back to me when you're able to tie all this to the contents of Hunter Biden's laptop.

[megabyteme]

That was a weak assassination attempt. You'd think someone from that area would know how to shoot someone point-blank by the time they turn 8y/o.

[IdolEyes787]

Hey, I don't like the feminist themes of Rings of Power either but that's still a massive overreaction.

[anon]

Isn't there an election coming up?

Next year, but we're already fucked.

[IdolEyes787]

Thank God that I still live in a country where any rich businessman, backed by a lot of dark money special interest groups, can still be installed as Prime Minister.

[anon]

backed by a lot of dark money special interest groups

How do you expect someone to govern without financial support, duh. If there was like, a non-evil politician, he would also need it :dry:

[megabyteme]

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

I suspect most of us have given the possibility of this some thought.

If you don't want to/can't read, there's a video at the bottom of the page. It's quite a ways down and not a short read.

Even in a godless whirled, there's the possibility that many of these events could have been done to satisfy check boxes.

Also, prophesy and $10 $15 will buy you a cup of coffee

[megabyteme]

Also appears CNN is now headed by someone who wishes to be less liberal and more 'middle ground'. Seems to be firing anyone who refers to Trump as a demagogue.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2022/sep/02/john-harwood-cnn-correspondent-leaves-trump-demagogue

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

I suspect most of us have given the possibility of this some thought.

If you don't want to/can't read, there's a video at the bottom of the page. It's quite a ways down and not a short read.

Even in a godless whirled, there's the possibility that many of these events could have been done to satisfy check boxes.

Also, prophesy and $10 $15 will buy you a cup of coffee

What a load of hooey. Hardly any of those apply to Mark Zuckerberg. I have notice though how a lot of prominent billionaires seem to resemble archetypical Bond villains in appearance. Look at pictures of Musk or Bezos or Gautam Adani and say I'm wrong.

[IdolEyes787]

Also appears CNN is now headed by someone who wishes to be less liberal and more 'middle ground'. Seems to be firing anyone who refers to Trump as a demagogue.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2022/sep/02/john-harwood-cnn-correspondent-leaves-trump-demagogue


Are they still allowed to refer to him as a political leader who seeks support by appealing to the desires and prejudices of ordinary people rather than by using rational argument? Btw CNN isn't liberal except maybe if you're a fascist.

MSNBC, now that's leftist but not in a good way seeing that it's still a bunch of rich people pretending to be in touch with the concerns of the common man.

[IdolEyes787]

While I'm on a rant.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/federal-action-plan-lgbtq-1.6564977

This is shite mainly because they government has failed to increase social assistance to poor people for a number of years while the price of everything has greatly increased. But hey let's toss 100 million to the gheys because virtue signalling or something.

[megabyteme]

2SLGBTQI+: An acronym for Two-Spirit, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, questioning, intersex. See LGBTQ+/LGBTQ2S+.

FFS...I try to be supportive, but can't keep up with the weekly changes in the scrabble tiles.

[megabyteme]

All the munchkins want to know, Mr. Musk, are you a misguided capitalist in need of constant attention or a Bond villain?

[Stehle]

So, NASA has finally got things sorted, but this weather (Florida), does not bode well for the immediate future... {sigh} ...

Btw... no matter what may lift off... have an outstanding Labor Day Weekend! ;)



P.S.: Oh yeah, carry on with the brilliant informative political discussion as before. :lol:

[IdolEyes787]

Anyone want to log in to my "account" they are welcome to the money.


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Not only is this out of Russia but the online trust score is 0/100.

[Stehle]

Oh well huh... https://www.wesh.com/article/artemis-launch-scrubbed/41071794#


They're estimating weeks for repair. Perhaps mid or late September... {sigh} ...

[IdolEyes787]

Regular posters will be prioritized. I'm pretty sure this is code for white.

[megabyteme]

And in news that surprises literally no one: Trump's appointed judge places interference in the way of his treason investigation.

How is it that NO ONE is insisting she recuse herself? How is it she was even allowed??

This is SERIOUS shit and it's being treated like overdue library books.

[IdolEyes787]

Apparently she has no real legitimate reason for doing this other than her being a corrupt cunt.

[IdolEyes787]

In other news, first CNN and now Politico.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/politico-owner-pray-for-trump-mathias-dopfner-axel-springer-1234587243/

Muthafucker swore up and down that he never said it until they showed him the emails.

[megabyteme]

I'm becoming a 3rd party voter. Guillotine 2024!

[IdolEyes787]

Must make for some interesting tailgate parties.

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[pXuz2dKV6gZST9mq]

Interesting Thread

[megabyteme]

Mind your own business. This is a private discussion.

[IdolEyes787]

You need to be more polite to the disingenuous guy who says this is interesting.

Hey, pXuz2dKV6gZST9mq , if you think this is interesting, I have some fascinating lint that I can show you.

[IdolEyes787]

pXuz2dKV6gZST9mq is that like a pseudonym or are you from Kazakhstan?

[Funkin']

Regular posters will be prioritized. I'm pretty sure this is code for white.

:lol:

[IdolEyes787]

If the Queen dies, when is the election to pick the next one?

[IdolEyes787]

Also, if she does die, will England have to return the Crown Jewels to the countries they stole them from?

[IdolEyes787]

I'm assuming whatever happens they still get to keep Scotland.

[megabyteme]

I'm sure no one minds keeping Scotland, but who's going to want the redheaded stepchildren??

[megabyteme]

Also, if she does die, will England have to return the Crown Jewels to the countries they stole them from?

Africa says that was a long time ago so they aren't really worried about their nations' wealth, nor the resulting genocide. Actually, the entire world has been chill as fuck about the whole imperialism thing. :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

What bothers me about royals like the former queen is that they are in that position purely because their ancestors killed a bunch of people so that they could subjugate the rest.

[megabyteme]

How can you possibly be the worst people to ever exist if you are extremely wealthy??

Just read a list of quotes from other extremely rich people who all said she was a great figurehead who blah blah blah...ultimately didn't really do fuck all to better the world.

[IdolEyes787]

To be fair, I tried looking up things she accomplished and the best any of her supporters could come up with was she travelled around a lot, avoided death for a long time and mostly didn't come off as a total cunt. I don't think she should be vilified but I don't think she deserves to canonized either.

[megabyteme]

I was referring to the damage the British royals have historically done to the world. She had a long time and nearly endless (stolen) resources to do good in the world.

To her benefit, she had good taste in dogs and a nice hat collection.

[IdolEyes787]

I was speaking generally, not to your specific comment. Much that is wrong with the world can be summed up by her getting wall to wall media coverage to the extent that even Google feels the need to commemorate her passing on it's search page. Again, besides being born into privilege what else did she actually do in 96 years to deserve any of this? I bet she never had to do her own banking or cooking or arrange her own travel or tend a sick friend, not even once. I know she never bothered to learn to drive since chauffeurs. As for the oft repeated spending her entire life in service, either you serve or you rule, you can't do both so... bullshit.
At least Diana set up an anti landmine charity.

[megabyteme]

Can I be anti landmine without donating?

[megabyteme]

Nothing to see here, just Trump loading several boxes onto his plane flying to New Jersey right after National Archives requested classified documents back.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/justice/trump-investigaton-video-boxes-documents-mar-a-lago-raid


I wonder if the documents left at Mar Lago were low-level ones meant to later show that this was all another 'witch hunt' against poor Trump. And at the same time give him time to exploit and sell the valuable ones.

[IdolEyes787]

Nothing is off the table for a person who buries his ex-wife on the back forty of a golf course so he can claim a tax credit.

[megabyteme]

That one is actually pretty brilliant, ngl...


Would he skin her and make a loin cloth? Pretty sure he's got some kind of Ivana memorabilia.

[Stehle]

I hear a podcast may be in the future for you two... :lol:

[IdolEyes787]

Falling is now the second leading cause of death in Russia.

https://globalnews.ca/news/9125813/russian-energy-executive-ivan-pechorin-mysterious-death/

[megabyteme]

Didn't Ivana 'accidentally' fall down some stairs?

[megabyteme]

"...a spokesperson for the New York City office of chief medical examiner confirmed reports that Ivana Trump apparently fell inadvertently and was found at the bottom of her home’s stairs." :fear:

[IdolEyes787]

Sometimes a coincidence isn't just a coincidence.

[Caballero]

Falling is now the second leading cause of death in Russia.

https://globalnews.ca/news/9125813/russian-energy-executive-ivan-pechorin-mysterious-death/

188883

[megabyteme]

In news that surprises absolutely no one... Trump's judge refused to let feds have documents marked Top Secret so they could continue their investigation. Person in charge of sorting through documents was picked by Trump's team, approved by DOJ because why not...

[anon]

Falling is now the second leading cause of death in Russia.

https://globalnews.ca/news/9125813/russian-energy-executive-ivan-pechorin-mysterious-death/

188883

I'll just leave this here...

188885

[IdolEyes787]

There was actually a news story that a bunch of Putin's bodyguards have disappeared and the theory was that they were killed in an assassination attempt. Either that or he tired of them and dumped them into a pool of laser sharks.,

[IdolEyes787]

Speaking of insane despots, any lawyers out there explain to me how DeSantis and Abbott can transport people in direct violation of a bunch of immigration laws and not be criminally charged?

[megabyteme]

A: Republicans

Also, a good percentage of anyone who would actually pursue grand crimes is currently tied up trying to convict Trump and associates for an endless crime spree, insurrection, and treason.


The immigrants are probably lucky DeSantis didn't just light them all on fire.

[IdolEyes787]

Shay says that since they are poor and in need that immolation is too good for them.

[megabyteme]

Trump: I could use my 'You're FIRED' line. Let's do that for my 2024 kickoff. It'll piss off the Libs...

[IdolEyes787]

Latin fire.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RtTWDv-yWM

[megabyteme]

The only Latin I speak is Pig Latin, and that's only when I get pulled over. Here I am trying to respect their culture and they give me tickets anyway. :idunno:

[Caballero]

Ave Imperator, morituri te salutant!

[IdolEyes787]

I took Latin in High School so let me have a crack at that.

On Imperator Ave there's a statue by a mortuary.
Or it could have something to do with Rick and Morty. Ancient languages are not an exact science because everyone from that time is dead, obviously.

[anon]

Quiquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur (unless you're MBM).

[anon]

I took Latin in High School so let me have a crack at that.

My mom took Latin, French and English. But back then school actually taught you stuff instead of being a reality show.


Ancient languages are not an exact science because everyone from that time is dead, obviously.

What about Reformed Egyptian :glagpinch:

[megabyteme]

There's no reforming Egyptians, they walk how they walk...

[IdolEyes787]

I'd like to send this one out to the 12 year old girl locked in Meg's basement.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EncmvbAg8g

[anon]

the 12 year old girl locked in Meg's basement.

That's his daughter who wanted a bigger room to work from home, stop manufacturing controversies :rolleyes:

[anon]

Also, by the time you read this it will be...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w

[IdolEyes787]

That's his daughter who wanted a bigger room to work from home, stop manufacturing controversies :rolleyes:

Baseless accusations are what fund the US justice system, socialist.

[megabyteme]

the 12 year old girl locked in Meg's basement.

That's his daughter who wanted a bigger room to work from home, stop manufacturing controversies :rolleyes:

That's right! Guys like RealtY pay a fortune for her onlyfans page. :snooty:

[IdolEyes787]

I hope King Charles doesn't die for at least fifty years so that I will never have to suffer through this royal bullshit again.

[IdolEyes787]

Jesus fuck. Reading this, I made the mistake of looking up some of his "work". I'm assuming it's some sort of mass hysteria madness like Catholithism that make people think they should be supporting this horrible shit.

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/music/news/tiktok-star-khaby-lame-receives-up-to-750k-per-post/ar-AA11YWc6?rc=1&ocid=winp1taskbar&cvid=58772fb3ec1c481c96da9f1fb235b053

[anon]

Baseless accusations are what fund the US justice system, socialist.

Only for those who sue and lose... are you a loser? :naughty:

[anon]

That's right! Guys like RealtY pay a fortune for her onlyfans page. :snooty:

Donations well spent! Don't laugh so hard, she'll be making more than you in two months.

You should take some Ukrainian girls in next, I love the idea of supporting refugees with my other hand.

[anon]

Jesus fuck. Reading this, I made the mistake of looking up some of his "work". I'm assuming it's some sort of mass hysteria madness like Catholithism that make people think they should be supporting this horrible shit.

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/music/news/tiktok-star-khaby-lame-receives-up-to-750k-per-post/ar-AA11YWc6?rc=1&ocid=winp1taskbar&cvid=58772fb3ec1c481c96da9f1fb235b053

We live in a highly advanced era where mass audiences for idiocy have never been bigger or easier to reach. Keep that in mind.

[megabyteme]

Jesus fuck. Reading this, I made the mistake of looking up some of his "work". I'm assuming it's some sort of mass hysteria madness like Catholithism that make people think they should be supporting this horrible shit.

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/music/news/tiktok-star-khaby-lame-receives-up-to-750k-per-post/ar-AA11YWc6?rc=1&ocid=winp1taskbar&cvid=58772fb3ec1c481c96da9f1fb235b053

Does he deserve more than people who do good in the world like cancer researchers, specialist doctors, civil rights lawyers, premium ice cream makers, and OF models? No. Is he a blight on the world like the current Republican party? No. He just makes stupid harmless videos for people who don't mind the Chinese government completely accessing their phones.

[Caballero]

Speaking of stupid but harmless -- yours truly will disappear for a few weeks at the end of the week.

Willing to take bets how active the NZB section will be when I get back. :D

[anon]

He just makes stupid harmless videos for people who don't mind the Chinese government completely accessing their phones.

哈哈哈, China government no spy on phone. You are funny fellow American person, 喵.

Anyway, if you want stupid harmless videos... here's one four.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ9WfnvcX5Y


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbS_HjEcq4Q


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kv_Bnicnr0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBGiCyINbtQ

[anon]

yours truly will disappear for a few weeks at the end of the week

Good luck with the Putin assassination attempt :happy:

[megabyteme]

I have faith in Cabby. He's never failed a mission before. There's a reason it's Kim Jong-Un and no longer Kim Jong-Il. Just saying... You don't hear about Gorbachev these days, either... Castro? Nope.

I think it's safe to remove the word 'attempt', Anon.

[anon]

I think it's safe to remove the word 'attempt', Anon.

Add Fernández to the list and I'll edit my post. Add Maduro and I'll make a public apology. Add Xi and I'll livestream myself taking a nap.

[megabyteme]

Whenever one gets taken down the rest all go into panic mode and boost security. These sorts of jobs take time and planning. The least you could do is be Tom Arnold to his Schwarzenegger.

[IdolEyes787]

I think what actually happens is when one goes down, those oppressed under the others become emboldened and rise up and then are run over by tanks.

[megabyteme]

The military spends ridiculous amounts of money on those tanks. The very least the peasant class can do is protect the tracks from getting worn down from running on dry pavement and rocks.

[anon]

and then are run over by tanks.

Well, using ships would be too difficult.

[IdolEyes787]

It's not really work if you're doing what you love.:idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

Also if James Bond movies have taught me anything, it's that boats work perfectly fine on dry land.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyWu6evLTxY

[megabyteme]

This one aged like milk. I'm feeling old these days-- all of the entertainers from my childhood are dead or close to it. Films from that era are lame. At least I have like 80% of my hair (if you count my beard as a replacement for above my forehead :lol: ) :sadwalk:

[IdolEyes787]

Films from that era are lame. I dunno, Jeremiah Johnson vs Dwayne Johnson seems like a bit of a no brainer to me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95ND_fwX2fM

[megabyteme]

I was worried that scene was headed towards full Brokeback Mountain.

[IdolEyes787]

Jerimiah Johnson is a very good movie. I haven't watched Brokeback Mountain because obviously.

In other news...... https://globalnews.ca/news/9148492/russian-aviation-expert-dead-falling-down-stairs-anatoly-gerashchenko/

[megabyteme]

I haven't watched Brokeback Mountain because obviously.

I didn't realize you were so heartbroken over the loss of Heath Ledger. :console:

[anon]

Jerimiah Johnson is a very good movie.

My favorite movie will always be Sylvester Stallone, though.


I haven't watched Brokeback Mountain because obviously.

Brokeback Mountain answered the ages-old question "is America ready to see gay sex on the big screen?" with "sure, as long as there's plot".

[IdolEyes787]

I like my homoeroticism more overt, like in Top Gun and football.

[megabyteme]

You remember absolutely everything, don't you, Anon?

Re:Favorite movie Sylvester Stallone.

[anon]

I like my homoeroticism more overt, like in Top Gun and football.

In Canada they probably have gay sex on TV every day, so it makes sense to want something different.

[anon]

You remember absolutely everything, don't you, Anon?

Re:Favorite movie Sylvester Stallone.

"Everything that goes on in this mansion..."

With that said, who could forget Stallone no matter how hard they tried?

[megabyteme]

In Canada they probably have gay sex on TV every day, so it makes sense to want something different.

Fixed it for accuracy.

[IdolEyes787]

I think they probably have ghey sex every day in every country except for The Vatican because there it's technically pedophillia.

[mawmee]

I want a vintage tee -- and Heath Ledger.