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megabyteme
11-27-2022, 09:31 PM
Is Twitter still a thing?

A very expensive thing on fire!! It's almost like if RealtY was in charge for the same amount of time.

anon
11-28-2022, 06:58 AM
Is Twitter still a thing?

It's good for finding artwork and getting in touch with customer service; they answer very quickly when everyone's watching.

Similarly, Instagram is good for softcore porn and finding contact details for shops #lookingoutforthepositive

anon
11-28-2022, 06:58 AM
Canada's trending on Twitter. Let me see what this is all aboot.
Canadian team scores after only one minute and then goes on to lose 4-1 to Croatia to be eliminated from the World Cup.
Epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good day for all betters who played it safe.

A
11-28-2022, 07:11 AM
Canada is out of World Cup.

IdolEyes787
11-28-2022, 09:09 PM
Elon Musk currently freaking out because Apple has hinted that it might remove Twitter from the app store. Usual assortment of right wing crazies talking about how this would be against free speech, oblivious to the fact that freedom also means that people can remove something from their company if feel like it.

IdolEyes787
11-28-2022, 09:10 PM
Canada is out of World Cup. It was a good death and now the country can return to doing whatever it is that we do best.

anon
11-29-2022, 12:21 AM
Usual assortment of right wing crazies talking about how this would be against free speech

I thought they had all moved to Truth Social, where not being on any app store is a badge of honor?

j2k4
11-29-2022, 12:48 AM
Elon Musk currently freaking out because Apple has hinted that it might remove Twitter from the app store. Usual assortment of right wing crazies talking about how this would be against free speech, oblivious to the fact that freedom also means that people can remove something from their company if feel like it.

Sounds like he merely took note of the fact - didn't discern anything resembling a "freak out".

In any case, you are absolutely correct as re free speech - way too many don't recognize it when it occurs.

Tell me, if you would, where people get the idea that Elon Musk is a conservative, and what do they offer as proof of same?

j2k4
11-29-2022, 12:51 AM
Also-

I have never been a 'tweeter', and do not intend to partake in the future.

That said, I have an Iphone, and that probably won't change, either.

anon
11-29-2022, 03:42 AM
I have never been a 'tweeter'

Fairy nuff. Guess woofers are better after all :happy:

j2k4
11-29-2022, 10:16 PM
I have never been a 'tweeter'

Fairy nuff. Guess woofers are better after all :happy:

Just so, and well done. ;)

A
11-30-2022, 04:06 PM
I have never been a 'tweeter', and do not intend to partake in the future.

You should try TikTok.

j2k4
11-30-2022, 11:34 PM
I have never been a 'tweeter', and do not intend to partake in the future.

You should try TikTok.


No, I shouldn't.

megabyteme
12-02-2022, 05:21 AM
I wasn't aware John Oliver was back.


https://youtu.be/UMqLDhl8PXw

anon
12-02-2022, 11:46 AM
Semi-relevant.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsH-NB2pREo

IdolEyes787
12-02-2022, 11:48 PM
Finished building my new money pit computer. :mellow:
It was either spend way too much money or infantile stuff or give to charity, so I guess suck it, hungry children.

IdolEyes787
12-02-2022, 11:56 PM
Fuck. If I had known about this decades ago and was living in Japan, I'd have happily put two in the back of this cunt's head.

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/cannibal-who-raped-killed-and-ate-a-dutch-woman-dies-aged-73-with-no-jail-time/ar-AA14OYuy?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=61e979aa8361483681cd7da95ebab729

j2k4
12-03-2022, 03:03 AM
Is anyone hearing anything about Musk's release of Twitter's emails?

megabyteme
12-03-2022, 03:29 AM
He said earlier that he was going to do it. The time he gave has passed.

The jist is apparently that the information that Twitter blocked was due to their already-in-place policy against posting materials that were hacked or stolen.

Musk seems to be working pretty hard for the Republicans.

IdolEyes787
12-03-2022, 12:15 PM
The real reason that Matt Gaetz is so mad at Hunter Biden is because being a druggie pedophile frat boy whose daddy gets him out of legal trouble use to be his thing.

megabyteme
12-03-2022, 12:24 PM
Finished building my new money pit computer. :mellow:
It was either spend way too much money or infantile stuff or give to charity, so I guess suck it, hungry children.

There are two kinds of starving children. The first is jealous of your new computer, so it's obvious that type of kid is undeserving of your generosity.

Then there's the other type that is genuinely happy that your good fortune has enabled you to own such a nice computer. Since the kid supports your decision, you don't need to feel any guilt about your purchase.

anon
12-03-2022, 12:47 PM
Fuck. If I had known about this decades ago and was living in Japan, I'd have happily put two in the back of this cunt's head.

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/world/cannibal-who-raped-killed-and-ate-a-dutch-woman-dies-aged-73-with-no-jail-time/ar-AA14OYuy?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=61e979aa8361483681cd7da95ebab729

Forced confessions are a common tactic of Japanese police, so they had to let the occasional psycho walk free to maintain balance(?).

anon
12-03-2022, 12:47 PM
Finished building my new money pit computer. :mellow:
It was either spend way too much money or infantile stuff or give to charity, so I guess suck it, hungry children.


There are two kinds of starving children. The first is jealous of your new computer, so it's obvious that type of kid is undeserving of your generosity.

Then there's the other type that is genuinely happy that your good fortune has enabled you to own such a nice computer. Since the kid supports your decision, you don't need to feel any guilt about your purchase.

We're overthinking this. It was clear from the beginning that being poor causes these problems, yet they chose it anyway. You didn't influence that decision and are not responsible for it. :noes:

megabyteme
12-03-2022, 02:17 PM
If there's one thing we've learned from the Chinese is that starving children can work at least as hard as grown men.

Nike, Apple, and FoxConn are always looking for fresh meat energetic youth with no meddling families flexible schedules.

So not only are they poor decision makers, but also very very lazy.

More and more I believe you made the right decision, Idol. Supplying them with food and clothing would only continue their dependence cycle.

IdolEyes787
12-03-2022, 05:46 PM
Wasn't it the great Greek philosopher Playdough who theorized that if you make good food, you are allowed to get away with some moral sketchiness. See also Southern Fried Chicken.

IdolEyes787
12-03-2022, 05:53 PM
There are two kinds of starving children. The first is jealous of your new computer....


I was actually going for being the envy of grown men who collect action figures but I guess one takes what one can get.

anon
12-04-2022, 02:01 AM
Nike, Apple, and FoxConn are always looking for fresh meat energetic youth with no meddling families flexible schedules.

These aren't anti-suicide nets, they are meant to capture your dreams! :mushy:

anon
12-04-2022, 02:01 AM
Wasn't it the great Greek philosopher Playdough who theorized that if you make good food, you are allowed to get away with some moral sketchiness.

Well, it would work on me. His namesake ingredient tastes too bland, though...

megabyteme
12-05-2022, 12:30 AM
Wasn't it the great Greek philosopher Playdough who theorized that if you make good food, you are allowed to get away with some moral sketchiness.

Well, it would work on me. His namesake ingredient tastes too bland, though...

Idol says everything tastes better with penis.

IdolEyes787
12-05-2022, 02:32 AM
It must have eaten at your dad never to have had a son.

megabyteme
12-05-2022, 02:16 PM
It must have eaten at your dad never to have had a son.

No more than the pain it caused me to never have a true father. :cry:

IdolEyes787
12-05-2022, 10:11 PM
If being raised by the streets is good enough for Daredevil, it's good enough for you.

anon
12-06-2022, 02:10 AM
No more than the pain it caused me to never have a true father. :cry:

The good thing is, you didn't let this become a cycle :)

megabyteme
12-06-2022, 03:53 AM
Not yet, anyway :lol:

megabyteme
12-06-2022, 08:12 AM
Tesla CEO and Twitter chief Elon Musk says that former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried (SBF) probably donated over $1 billion to support the Democratic Party, which would be a much larger sum than the number publicly disclosed. Many people slammed Musk for making accusations without providing proof. “This statement is so unbelievably irresponsible,” one commented.

Huh...seems to be slanted towards supporting the Republicans. :idunno:

anon
12-06-2022, 12:51 PM
That's right! Guys like RealtY pay a fortune for her onlyfans page. :snooty:

Donations well spent! Don't laugh so hard, she'll be making more than you in two months.

You should take some Ukrainian girls in next, I love the idea of supporting refugees with my other hand.

189168

Musk stole my idea :angry:

IdolEyes787
12-06-2022, 12:58 PM
If a sane man were the richest person in the World, he wouldn't be wasting time on Twitter. Castle in a warm climate by a lake. Pagani Huayra. Pussy. Everything else is madness.

megabyteme
12-06-2022, 02:11 PM
If I had a nickel for every dollar of 'support' I've given Ukrainian cam girls...they'd get those nickels too!

IdolEyes787
12-06-2022, 09:54 PM
Trump Organization found guilty on all counts of criminal tax fraud. However no actual people were charged for any crime because the corporation was sentient and acting independently. :unsure:

IdolEyes787
12-07-2022, 12:17 AM
Meg!:O


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enuOArEfqGo

Soprano kicks in about 3'30". OMG.OMG.OMG.

IdolEyes787
12-07-2022, 01:04 AM
If Hershel Walker wins it might literally be time to nuke Georgia.

megabyteme
12-07-2022, 03:34 AM
WOWOWOWOWOW WOW!!

Like the Ode to Joy, you just don't play these unless you have the talent, resources, equipment-- and a BIG set of balls.

These guys brought it.

In case you didn't see these...


https://youtu.be/DT1NJwEi6nw


https://youtu.be/efdswXXjnBA

megabyteme
12-07-2022, 03:48 AM
CANDIDATE PARTY PCT.
R. Warnock* Dem. 50.6%
H. Walker Rep. 49.4%


Insane that these races are so close.

IdolEyes787
12-07-2022, 02:08 PM
Coincidentally I just watched Once Upon a Time in the West and all I have to say is that you brought two too many.

megabyteme
12-07-2022, 04:15 PM
I purchased video versions of Morricone Duel and both of their space themed performances last night. Didn't want these to suddenly not be available.

Morricone has a way of blending so much together that it is misleading lyrics simple-- watching the performances shows how much is involved.

Thank you for sharing this find!

Something Else
12-07-2022, 05:32 PM
Poor merkins. They seem to lose at everything. :emo:

megabyteme
12-07-2022, 05:36 PM
What did we lose?

Edit-- That Cup thing, I guess. How well did you guys do in the Superbowl this year? NASCAR? Miss USA pageant? :snooty:

IdolEyes787
12-07-2022, 08:00 PM
Really the only two global sporting events of real significance are the World Cup and the Olympics and America has pretty much dominated the Olympics since basically forever. They've also won the Women's World Cup more than any other nation. They're still a bunch of warmongering cunts though.

megabyteme
12-07-2022, 08:50 PM
Zolinski and the spirit of the Ukrainian people is the Time person of the year. Unless you are a Republican-- then for some unknown reason you want them to surrender to Russia.

IdolEyes787
12-08-2022, 12:49 AM
Zolinski and the spirit of the Ukrainian people sounds like the next book in the Harry Potter series.

megabyteme
12-08-2022, 06:12 AM
Did you hear about Putimort and the shitty staircase? I'm hoping the next chapter involves an open window and unpaid henchmen...

IdolEyes787
12-10-2022, 11:16 PM
https://filesharingtalk.com/threads/452054-What-are-you-listening-to-right-now/page129?p=3888370#post3888370

Listening to Christmas music is racist. He's from England so, colonialist, so, obviously.

anon
12-11-2022, 04:08 AM
Christmas music? That must be from the same genius who invented reaction videos and planking.

torrentgeek
12-11-2022, 05:32 AM
what is the price? A

anon
12-11-2022, 07:33 AM
Two for $3, and you get a free refill on your soda. By the way, that signature has not aged well :)

Aziz966
12-14-2022, 07:07 AM
Well I want to win the internet haha it is a very funny thread hahah I just joined the site but I feel I will spend most of my time here haha

anon
12-14-2022, 10:38 AM
Don't forget to breathe, nya.

IdolEyes787
12-14-2022, 08:38 PM
Please don't laugh. Meg's had this phobia about laughter ever since he first started having sex.

Caballero
12-14-2022, 10:48 PM
It's okay to laugh. Just don't point.

Aziz966
12-15-2022, 07:54 AM
I think everyone here died of laugher lol

anon
12-15-2022, 10:10 AM
Please don't laugh. Meg's had this phobia about laughter ever since he first started having sex.

Let's see you have your cherry popped by the Joker without any subsequent traumas, tough guy. :dry:

megabyteme
12-15-2022, 11:45 AM
That's funny, Anon. I just came back to write, 'Well nobody's laughing now...'

IdolEyes787
12-15-2022, 11:52 AM
I have two questions for Aziz. Do you talk this way in real life with all the hahaha's and lol's and if so, what's it like to be punched in the face a lot?

anon
12-15-2022, 12:29 PM
That's funny, Anon. I just came back to write, 'Well nobody's laughing now...'

Why so serious :mushy:

anon
12-18-2022, 06:06 PM
:yay: :yay: :yay: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

IdolEyes787
12-18-2022, 07:24 PM
In league play maybe where there are both time and financial constraints but in the final of the championship, regular play until someone wins or it don't count. Someone tell Elon Musk to make that a law.

IdolEyes787
12-18-2022, 07:33 PM
Shootouts take away the entire reality of it being a team sport.

IdolEyes787
12-18-2022, 07:35 PM
Besides, usually the goalkeeper has been asleep for the last 90 minutes so it seems kind of unfair to wake him up.

anon
12-18-2022, 08:09 PM
Shootouts take away the entire reality of it being a team sport.

Team? You mean those guys who were with Messi?

Anyway, that's a valid point... but they were unfair in our favor :ninja:

megabyteme
12-18-2022, 10:31 PM
Seems Elon was hanging out with Jared Kushner in Qatar.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/zp5c42/elon_musk_hanging_out_with_jared_kushner_at_the/

Refresh my memory, is Kushner a Republican?

IdolEyes787
12-18-2022, 10:49 PM
I could literally wipe my ass with the contents of that private box and go to bed happy.

megabyteme
12-19-2022, 03:23 AM
I could literally wipe my ass with the contents of that private box and go to bed happy.

You slut you. :ghey:

Caballero
12-20-2022, 05:02 AM
Well, since I'll be out for the next two weeks or so, let me just say holly crimpers or whatever it is and hoppy New Year's. Etc.

See you on the other side.

megabyteme
12-20-2022, 10:12 AM
Don't leave now, yule miss Idol's an(nu)al giveaway thread!

anon
12-20-2022, 10:42 AM
(Created with voice input) Have a great time cab a yellow

IdolEyes787
12-20-2022, 12:29 PM
Well, since I'll be out for the next two weeks or so.... I understand that it's the holidays but two weeks is a long time to be blackout drunk, even for Meg.

IdolEyes787
12-20-2022, 12:32 PM
Don't leave now, yule miss Idol's an(nu)al giveaway thread! This year I'm giving away a signed Lionel Messi. Not a picture, the actual guy.

anon
12-20-2022, 01:00 PM
Nice souvenir you brought from Qatar, Elon.

Caballero
12-20-2022, 01:48 PM
I understand that it's the holidays but two weeks is a long time to be blackout drunk, even for Meg.

But it's not that long for that third-degree felo... nevermind.

IdolEyes787
12-20-2022, 05:00 PM
Nice souvenir you brought from Qatar, Elon. After the acquisition, Musk was rumoured to be selling off the arms as he deemed them to be relatively worthless.

anon
12-20-2022, 06:15 PM
Are you giving away Messi, or just a Messi-shaped sex doll? Because in the latter case, he can run away if he still has his legs...

Stehle
12-20-2022, 06:43 PM
Well, since I'll be out for the next two weeks or so, let me just say holly crimpers or whatever it is and hoppy New Year's. Etc.

See you on the other side.

Happy Holidays!

Enjoy! :)

j2k4
12-23-2022, 10:31 PM
Are you giving away Messi, or just a Messi-shaped sex doll? Because in the latter case, he can run away if he still has his legs...

I remember being surpised at how tiny Messi is.

I met Pele in Atlanta back in '89 and he was a little guy, too.

megabyteme
12-25-2022, 11:18 PM
Merry Christmas, friends! :cheers:

megabyteme
12-27-2022, 01:41 AM
:sadwalk:

IdolEyes787
12-27-2022, 11:46 AM
Wakanda forever.

IdolEyes787
12-27-2022, 11:49 AM
That's like Feliz Navidad if you're really a moron, allegedly.

A
01-04-2023, 08:14 PM
Tate

Funkin'
01-05-2023, 01:09 AM
Taint

Stehle
01-07-2023, 04:34 PM
Welcome back Cab! :)

IdolEyes787
01-07-2023, 04:53 PM
I input all the data that I have on anon, football and Argentina into some Russian program that I found on Facebook. According to it, the most likely scenario of what has happened to anon is that during World Cup celebrations, some fans got into a fight about whether you are gay or not, if asked it would still be disrespectful to not blow Lionel Messi. During the ensuing riot and corresponding police corruption, anon was beaten to death by a gaucho who seeing anon's Naruto anime t-shirt, assume him to be ghey.

A
01-07-2023, 06:03 PM
Anon is Messi.

"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"

— Arthur Conan Doyle

Caballero
01-07-2023, 07:36 PM
Welcome back Cab! :)

I could say it's a pleasure to be back, but that'd be an obvious lie...

megabyteme
01-09-2023, 12:14 AM
Well obviously anon isn't coming back. Who wants to replace him?

IdolEyes787
01-09-2023, 01:05 AM
I'd nominate Kevin McCarthy but then we'd be here all week.

megabyteme
01-10-2023, 12:16 PM
I wonder if it was just anon's week to be El Presidente. Either that or it could just be his turn to feed the mule that powers the electrical grid.


Being that those are the two most prestigious jobs in the country, he's probably letting the power and fame go to his head, thus forsaking us here.

IdolEyes787
01-10-2023, 10:21 PM
Thus spake Zarathustra.

IdolEyes787
01-13-2023, 03:00 PM
The rats deserting a sinking ship analogy comes to mind.

megabyteme
01-13-2023, 03:07 PM
Nah I suspect RealtY is using the place to launder his unspeakably evil ill-gotten gains

IdolEyes787
01-13-2023, 11:36 PM
It is the Friday the Thirteenth of my soul.

megabyteme
01-14-2023, 01:01 AM
Date is accurate, the soul I have my doubts on :dry:

Mariopart
01-14-2023, 07:10 PM
It's party time

j2k4
01-16-2023, 08:40 PM
It's party time

It is? :huh:

Caballero
01-16-2023, 11:36 PM
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, I am sure.

IdolEyes787
01-17-2023, 09:39 PM
Meg says, there's a party in his pants.

j2k4
01-17-2023, 10:04 PM
Meg says, there's a party in his pants.

But everyone's leaving?

IdolEyes787
01-18-2023, 01:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVbNnDxhfRw

Things are precious because they aren't infinite.

megabyteme
01-18-2023, 12:46 PM
I'm not going anywhere. I hear there's a party :partytime

A
01-22-2023, 09:09 AM
of one.

IdolEyes787
01-22-2023, 01:14 PM
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of.

A
01-22-2023, 01:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc5_z6buSLE

IdolEyes787
01-22-2023, 02:49 PM
Fuck Joe Rogaine.

IdolEyes787
01-22-2023, 02:56 PM
Anyone who hunts and I say this without exception except in the case of anacondas because seriously those things can fuck right off, can suck my dick.

A
01-22-2023, 05:11 PM
Rogan hunts Idol's dick.

IdolEyes787
01-22-2023, 07:03 PM
He could take me in a fight so my plan is to outrun him.

megabyteme
01-23-2023, 04:21 AM
of one.

Well you little shit...

megabyteme
01-23-2023, 04:00 PM
Anyone who hunts and I say this without exception except in the case of anacondas because seriously those things can fuck right off, can suck my dick.

Snakes and most reptiles get no sympathy from me. Geckos are cool because greed is good...

IdolEyes787
01-23-2023, 11:02 PM
Everyone else who ever posted on this forum say that they're not going to dignify that with response.

megabyteme
01-24-2023, 01:22 AM
I knew I could count on you to be undignified:happy:

megabyteme
01-24-2023, 01:25 AM
I assume you have some kind of movie/stereo system. Anything fancy?

IdolEyes787
01-24-2023, 01:52 AM
I have an old victrola on which I play my 78's. I both plays records and is good exercise because you need to crank it up first for it to work. Laugh if you must but who's saving electricity bills.

IdolEyes787
01-24-2023, 02:19 AM
Honest answer is I don't really listen to music or watch TV anymore plus living alone, I really don't see much of a need for anything beyond a desktop, a laptop and a mobile phone any longer.

megabyteme
01-24-2023, 08:56 AM
You are becoming an old cat lady quicker than I expected. They'll eat you as soon as they sense weakness or suspect you are out of catfood.

IdolEyes787
01-25-2023, 01:53 AM
Old cat loving woman maybe but never a lady. On a unrelated note, the site seems to be acting up and with anon AWOL, I wonder if the end is indeed really nigh this time? On the plus side I will finally get to stop wondering why everyone who doesn't post anymore is such a cunt.

Caballero
01-25-2023, 05:47 AM
On a unrelated note, the site seems to be acting up and with anon AWOL, I wonder if the end is indeed really nigh this time?

Well, from an NZB-posting perspective the site is pretty much unusable at the moment, so I guess I won't until it's been rebooted/fixed/whatever...

Stehle
01-25-2023, 03:05 PM
Yup... and here I thought it might just be on my end or just me... some days life can be very strange indeed...

Back to a good book.

megabyteme
01-26-2023, 06:31 AM
I still find anon's disappearance odd. He seems like the kind of guy who would say goodbye to at least a few of us (okay, that's currently ALL of us).

Any chance someone simply tripped over the country's internet connection and nobody has plugged it back in yet?

Stehle
01-26-2023, 04:34 PM
All is good again (except the disappearance of anon) a true mystery...

Damn I almost made it half way through Tom Clancy's "Red Winter" (Jack Ryan cold war stuff) ....oh yeah there's another thread for that.

anon
01-27-2023, 07:31 AM
I am here!

The broken site functionality was caused by fststatic.com expiring, but that's fixed now.

anon
01-27-2023, 07:31 AM
I remember being surpised at how tiny Messi is.

I met Pele in Atlanta back in '89 and he was a little guy, too.

Maradona was no skyscraper either, but that helped him move like a derailed bullet train - too fast and scary to stop :happy:

Also, RIP Pelé :(

anon
01-27-2023, 07:31 AM
Merry Christmas, friends! :cheers:


:sadwalk:

Look at this guy, stealth-bragging about how he survived the holidays... :dry:

anon
01-27-2023, 07:31 AM
I input all the data that I have on anon, football and Argentina into some Russian program that I found on Facebook. According to it, the most likely scenario of what has happened to anon is that during World Cup celebrations, some fans got into a fight about whether you are gay or not, if asked it would still be disrespectful to not blow Lionel Messi. During the ensuing riot and corresponding police corruption, anon was beaten to death by a gaucho who seeing anon's Naruto anime t-shirt, assume him to be ghey.

Don't project, the only one here who wants to blow Messi is you :glagpinch: But independent studies were able to confirm the part about Naruto being ghey.

anon
01-27-2023, 07:32 AM
Snakes and most reptiles get no sympathy from me.

What Idol did for foxes, I shall do for snakes...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFllvKn5Eh8

A
01-27-2023, 08:49 AM
Anon is Messi.

Confirmed

anon
01-27-2023, 08:52 AM
Only if that's what you think :mushy:

IdolEyes787
01-27-2023, 02:39 PM
Snakes and most reptiles get no sympathy from me.

What Idol did for foxes, I shall do for snakes...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFllvKn5Eh8


One hundred percent, the snake eats that child.

IdolEyes787
01-27-2023, 02:41 PM
Anon is Messi.

Confirmed If I was sports commentator, I'd use the line "It's going to get Messi" .

anon
01-28-2023, 10:22 PM
If I was sports commentator, I'd use the line "It's going to get Messi" .

You want to leave your Marx in hissssstory, nya?

ripter
01-29-2023, 02:26 AM
Did i win?

anon
01-29-2023, 11:13 PM
Did i win?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_lbXtyd2L0

anon
01-31-2023, 01:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qb7WOhYduI

IdolEyes787
01-31-2023, 03:54 PM
Funny how life works. I was just sitting here minding my own business when your funny little video came on and inspired me to use whatever is left of my life to hunt down criminals and kill them mercilessly.

whatcdfan
01-31-2023, 10:04 PM
189399

anon
02-01-2023, 02:03 AM
Funny how life works. I was just sitting here minding my own business when your funny little video came on and inspired me to use whatever is left of my life to hunt down criminals and kill them mercilessly.

That was your own decision. I cannot be held responsi- wait, that's a good thing!

megabyteme
02-01-2023, 06:10 AM
I am here!

The broken site functionality was caused by fststatic.com expiring, but that's fixed now.

Welcome back! Totally not the same without you. 6 members just isn't enough. We gotta maintain that 7th membership number. :mushy:

megabyteme
02-01-2023, 06:17 AM
The original Home Alone with Charles Bronson was quite good

anon
02-01-2023, 07:11 AM
Welcome back! Totally not the same without you. 6 members just isn't enough. We gotta maintain that 7th membership number. :mushy:

:cheers:

I guess that makes J-Dye the eight passenger...

IdolEyes787
02-01-2023, 01:01 PM
Wesley Snipes was passenger 57. Of course, that was way back in 1992.

anon
02-01-2023, 10:41 PM
Wesley Pipes was a terrorist. Thankfully we were able to unfreeze Stallone in time.

megabyteme
02-02-2023, 02:23 AM
Stallone is the best movie ever! Also Snipe's hair was criminally bad. This timeline may have turned bizarre in the last decade, but at least that is not the norm.

megabyteme
02-02-2023, 02:24 AM
But...he's a heeeero...

Hiding out across 7 states

https://apnews.com/article/kyle-rittenhouse-legal-proceedings-kenosha-lawsuits-shootings-3bdc03586a45f1ebee16a3df8a5a4f63

megabyteme
02-02-2023, 10:53 PM
RIP beloved Fred la Marmotte


Get your shit together Canada. Maybe he wouldn't have died in his burrow if...idk...someone didn't leave him to starve and freeze outside during harsh winter conditions

Your eternal winter is all on you

IdolEyes787
02-02-2023, 11:22 PM
Suck it 'merica.

Warning. Video contains murder of a marmot.

https://nypost.com/2014/09/25/groundhog-dropped-by-de-blasio-died-of-internal-injuries/


Huh. I noticed the same thing with Meg's link. The site now sends you to some French dereferer site. Maybe explains the weird phishing emails I've been getting.

anon
02-02-2023, 11:39 PM
Snipe's hair was criminally bad

They needed a future-proof way of showing he's the bad guy. Being black doesn't work anymore, but no one's starting the Ugly Hairdos Matter movement.

anon
02-02-2023, 11:39 PM
Huh. I noticed the same thing with Meg's link. The site now sends you to some French dereferer site. Maybe explains the weird phishing emails I've been getting.

Not this shit again :dabs: I thought it was finally solved... looking into it now.

megabyteme
02-03-2023, 01:36 AM
Le mal link :fist:

megabyteme
02-03-2023, 01:38 AM
Weird hairdo and felony tax evasion. Puts him on the same level as Martha Stewart :fear:

IdolEyes787
02-03-2023, 06:05 PM
Weird hairdo and felony tax evasion. Puts him on the same level as Martha Stewart Donald Trump:fear: fixed

megabyteme
02-03-2023, 08:53 PM
I was able to copy your link and learn of the scandal of a stand-in groundhog, it's death due to internal injuries sustained by being dropped on live television by mayor Blasio, and an attempted coverup by the zoo which receives half its funding from the city government... What a wild ride :O

anon
02-04-2023, 01:11 AM
Le dereférrer should now be terminated with extreme prejudice. Enjoy your animal cruelty :sly:

megabyteme
02-04-2023, 03:31 AM
I prefer to enjoy my animal cruelty while sitting on the back of a woman, feet up on an immigrant child

anon
02-05-2023, 12:54 AM
I prefer to enjoy my animal cruelty while sitting on the back of a woman, feet up on an immigrant child

:artist:

IdolEyes787
02-07-2023, 07:47 PM
Shay says, you know, that until they used them to shoot down that Chinese balloon, he was against Jewish space lasers.

megabyteme
02-07-2023, 08:15 PM
Shay never understood to controversy surrounding QAnon. He says how are you supposed to get his attention without saying, "Hey, Anon..."

IdolEyes787
02-07-2023, 08:16 PM
I wonder if we will ever find out what happened to anon for that month he was gone?
Since he's from Brazil or one of those other African countries, I'm guessing either Ebola or a boa.

IdolEyes787
02-07-2023, 08:20 PM
Apparently there's a trans character in the new Harry Potter game. I really wanted to play this game revolving around 15 year old wizards but now I don't know because it might make me seem ghey. :mellow:

megabyteme
02-08-2023, 05:38 AM
You're hanging lower than usual, fruit

anon
02-08-2023, 08:47 AM
I wonder if we will ever find out what happened to anon for that month he was gone?
Since he's from Brazil or one of those other African countries, I'm guessing either Ebola or a boa.

According official government sources, I was only away for 3 hours :emo:

anon
02-08-2023, 08:47 AM
Apparently there's a trans character in the new Harry Potter game. I really wanted to play this game revolving around 15 year old wizards but now I don't know because it might make me seem ghey. :mellow:

Oh, be nice. Chances of that are only one in 405789 :dry:

Something Else
02-28-2023, 02:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XukLEaMbm9k

Something Else
03-03-2023, 02:01 PM
189515

IdolEyes787
03-03-2023, 04:05 PM
Topic: Only the best people. Scott Ritter

William Scott Ritter Jr. is an American author, pundit, former United States Marine Corps intelligence officer, former United Nations Special Commission weapons inspector, and convicted sex offender. He has been a notable defender of Russia during the 2022 invasion of Ukraine, writing a series of opinion pieces for Russian state media outlet RT.

Criminal charges: Sex offences (unlawful contact with a minor, corruption of minors, indecent exposure).

IdolEyes787
03-03-2023, 04:15 PM
Also, didn't scientists determine that memes are homosexual?

Something Else
03-03-2023, 04:37 PM
If someone has no response to a point, attacking the person making it is a somewhat widely used escape.

True story.

Something Else
03-03-2023, 04:43 PM
I believe it's known as 'doing a Biden' :smilie4:

IdolEyes787
03-03-2023, 06:27 PM
If someone has no response to a point, attacking the person making it is a somewhat widely used escape.

True story. Pretty sure an attack is still a (valid) response. At least that's what Putin pays me to say.

Something Else
03-03-2023, 11:59 PM
I think you got them the wrong way around :rolleyes:

Something Else
03-04-2023, 12:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lavPuYcvjXI

IdolEyes787
03-04-2023, 12:55 PM
Factoring in that within me I have the capacity to be completely wrong about everything, I think the fundamental difference between the US, Chinese and Russian governments, is that the US is only partially completely evil.

Something Else
03-04-2023, 01:47 PM
I think 90% of the world would disagree.

Caballero
03-04-2023, 11:51 PM
Is that 90% based on people, number of countries, world territory or just wishful thinking?

IdolEyes787
03-05-2023, 12:29 AM
The worst thing about the US is there's no place to get a really good hamburger.

anon
03-05-2023, 12:31 AM
Apparently they have several ones to get fried chicken from, though, so it evens out.

Something Else
03-05-2023, 12:40 AM
I checked, it's actually 87% by population.

189517

IdolEyes787
03-05-2023, 12:15 PM
Does that count dogs because I feel that dogs are an underrepresented group when it comes to politics.

Something Else
03-05-2023, 12:34 PM
All the dogs think the Merkins are morans too, and hope they stop invading sovereign countries, unprovoked.

Something Else
03-05-2023, 01:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEqmQkKlcjo

IdolEyes787
03-05-2023, 04:27 PM
All the dogs think the Merkins are morans too, and hope they stop invading sovereign countries, unprovoked.

Even the American Staffordshire Terriers because that seems a little treasonous.

Something Else
03-05-2023, 05:21 PM
New Staffordshire. :no:

IdolEyes787
03-06-2023, 12:06 AM
Jim Staffordshire.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpapdB-bCFI

j2k4
03-06-2023, 08:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEqmQkKlcjo

This the essence of current Liberal Democrat presumption in the US.

And no, don't bother arguing with me.

Something Else
03-06-2023, 09:31 PM
You realise it wasn't me that made the video, right? Should I assume you were addressing the person that did. :unsure: If that is indeed the case, I'm not sure they will see your response here.

I have no intention of arguing with you about your country myself. I feel sorry for them and would like to help. The weight of needing to murder every man, woman, child and animal in the entire world must weigh heavy.

IdolEyes787
03-07-2023, 12:43 AM
And no, don't bother arguing with me. Meg says that if you expect him to do what you what without question then he insists that you at least let him refer to you as mistress.

Something Else
03-07-2023, 03:17 AM
Are you saying you speak with prehistoric sharks, or something else. :unsure:

Something Else
03-09-2023, 01:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csSeU30VpgQ

IdolEyes787
03-09-2023, 06:55 PM
He be crazy.

https://www.khaosodenglish.com/politics/2020/11/04/conspiracy-blogger-tony-cartalucci-reveals-his-identity/

Something Else
03-09-2023, 11:09 PM
EDIT: Link worked.

Anyone that questions the official government propaganda, or dares tell the truth with actual evidence is labelled as crazy, a conspiracy theorist, or Putin propaganda. So much so, that now this is considered a mark of sincerity, honesty and integrity.

Caballero
03-10-2023, 12:06 AM
I'm currently in the Czech Republic. The locals here have a vastly different view on the neighborhood troubles than you. Must have been those decades under American occupation and the resulting post-WW2 experience that made them so susceptible to the US's propaganda.

No, wait...

Something Else
03-10-2023, 12:45 AM
What makes me sad and worried, as someone who doesn't want war, and is against racism, ethnic cleansing and genocide, is that the consensus these days is that this is a good thing. Perhaps if anyone who really feels strongly enough to want others dead should try going and fighting for it and killing the people they hate so much in actual war. Maybe then they will see the real horror of the words they throw out so comfortably from their arm chairs.

Personally, I don't support any side in any war. The only horses I have in this race, so to speak are the survival of the human race, the end of war and suffering and the pursuit of truth, no matter who it makes look bad. It seems like the consensus is that agenda and media image has overtaken truth as the driving force in the majority of western media. What's even scarier, is that some people can't even see the obvious lies and actively spread them.

Is this the kind of media you trust? The same media that has lied about Iragi WMDs etc. The examples are endless. Here's a little fun list of the things 'Putin has weaponised' . If anyone believes a word these people say, I have a file sharing forum to sell you.

https://twitter.com/PeImeniPusha/status/1633462196947791873

IdolEyes787
03-10-2023, 01:35 AM
I can draw a straight line between almost every person you linked to. This does not engender a sense of great confidence in what they are expounding.

Something Else
03-10-2023, 01:48 AM
That argument again, doesn't have any basis in logic, fact, evidence or impartiality. This argument can be applied in any direction you don't like. I consume as wide a variety of sources as I can, get contrasting views, weigh up the evidence and am left with the very few people that actually seem to care about reality. Whoever they may be, and whatever their political leanings are is irrelevant to the pursuit of truth. I don't agree with lots of people, that doesn't mean they can't say something useful.

Alan Watts is a good example. By all accounts he was somewhat a cunt, but some of the things he spoke about resonate with me. I'm not going to ignore those because he once worked for someone that someone else told me I shouldn't listen to because it's bad. That's mad talk.

Something Else
03-10-2023, 01:54 AM
Try watching a speech by the leaders of the following countries and observe the contrast.

-China
-Russia
-USA
-UK
-Germany
-Hungary

There are plenty others, but these are most relevant to the subject at hand, I think. Some of the lies are very easy to disprove. It's a sad day when people think that consensus is equal to truth. It is not. As an example, Galileo's theories would have seen him labelled as 'disinformation' in today's climate, as he went against the consensus.

Something Else
03-10-2023, 01:57 AM
189531

Something Else
03-10-2023, 11:37 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfowitz_Doctrine

Something Else
03-10-2023, 02:39 PM
I genuinely think that the majority of people not opposing this war are one of the following:

Multi-National corporations
Racists
People radicalized by the extremist views of their media / governments.

Something Else
03-10-2023, 03:29 PM
189534

IdolEyes787
03-10-2023, 07:00 PM
I'm currently in the Czech Republic. I hope you're spending all your free time going up to people and asking "Czech, mate?" and then chuckling quietly to yourself.

IdolEyes787
03-10-2023, 07:07 PM
I think you can justifiably criticize certain Western democracies. Where I have a problem is when it's done in defense of places like Russia.
I'm fairly sure that anything bad that the UK or the US might have done didn't force Putin to carpet bomb children.

Something Else
03-10-2023, 07:26 PM
I don't see the need to defend anything or anyone. Only criticize the obvious double-standards, lies and murders by whoever do them.

Your post actually reads like a statement from Joe Biden, only a little more coherent. When did 'Putin carpet bomb children' ?

Ironically, it is historical fact that the US and NATO (The collective West) has carpet bombed civilians, including children on more than one occasion, so you kind of shot your self in the foot with that point. :pinch:

IdolEyes787
03-10-2023, 11:18 PM
During the second World War the US bombed Dresden out of existence and let us not forget Hiroshima and Nagasaki. You seem to think my repudiation of Russia is somehow supporting these past actions. In this you'd be the opposite of right.
As for "carpet bombing of children", as you please. I guess purposely targeting with missiles would be more accurate.

Something Else
03-10-2023, 11:27 PM
I'm surprised you didn't even do a basic check before posting to be honest. You haven't even said a word about Russia other than listing NATO and US crimes, but replacing them with the word 'Russia' afterwards.

Again, when have Russia purposely targeted civilians with missiles. Again, this was the US and NATO. Not Russia.

Are you sure you aren't just reading Joe Biden's statements?

Something Else
03-10-2023, 11:31 PM
189537

Something Else
03-10-2023, 11:32 PM
I can draw a straight line between almost every person you linked to. This does not engender a sense of great confidence in what they are expounding.

I am fascinated by and eager to see this line you mentioned.

IdolEyes787
03-11-2023, 12:38 PM
Yeah, I hate Meg too.

IdolEyes787
03-11-2023, 12:42 PM
Anon, could you please look into if SE's has been hacked by certain unnamed countries.

IdolEyes787
03-11-2023, 12:44 PM
I'm surprised you didn't even do a basic check before posting to be honest. You haven't even said a word about Russia other than listing NATO and US crimes, but replacing them with the word 'Russia' afterwards.

Again, when have Russia purposely targeted civilians with missiles. Again, this was the US and NATO. Not Russia.

Are you sure you aren't just reading Joe Biden's statements?

https://www.google.com/search?q=targeted+civilians+with+missiles&rlz=1C1RXQR_enCA1035CA1035&oq=t&aqs=chrome.1.69i60j69i59l3j69i60l4.1996j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Something Else
03-11-2023, 04:01 PM
How embarrasing. :cringe:

Something Else
03-11-2023, 07:38 PM
To be clear, that link doesn't work.

Another Biden speech :unsure:

Something Else
03-12-2023, 12:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZcASIWAYPo

IdolEyes787
03-13-2023, 11:37 AM
At this point even my Dad is starting to think you're a collaborator and my Dad's been dead since 2002.

Something Else
03-13-2023, 02:22 PM
Is your dad Joe Biden, by any chance. :unsure:

Stehle
03-13-2023, 07:26 PM
Never mind. I figured it out.

IdolEyes787
03-13-2023, 08:34 PM
Is your dad Joe Biden, by any chance. :unsure: I wish, then it would be coke and hookers 24/7 mixed in with telling the cops to suck my dick.

IdolEyes787
03-13-2023, 08:40 PM
Also all that sweet ill-gotten because Dad is President money.

IdolEyes787
03-13-2023, 08:46 PM
I mean if "Biden's son" is some sort of insult then sign me the fuck up.

Something Else
03-13-2023, 09:24 PM
Depends if you're the dead hooker, or not.

IdolEyes787
03-13-2023, 11:17 PM
She's just resting her eyes.

shaina
03-14-2023, 07:19 AM
I mean if "Biden's son" is some sort of insult then sign me the fuck up.

:slap::artist::artist::slap:

I mean if a post like this can't get someone out of retirement from posting here:lol::lol:

What the heck is this world coming too:idunno:

I always said you have some use here;)

Regards
Shay

PS. I did look up the word "Instigator" again before i posted, just to let you know ROTFLMAO!!

Something Else
03-14-2023, 11:17 AM
Oh no. The twelve year old, finger painting, dyslexia spokesman is back. :dabs:

IdolEyes787
03-14-2023, 02:34 PM
I'm sort of like Something Else only minus the abject cruelty. I owe a lot of that to there not being a lot of places like Newcastle in Candidia.

shaina
03-14-2023, 03:45 PM
I'm sort of like Something Else only minus the abject cruelty. I owe a lot of that to there not being a lot of places like Newcastle in Candidia.

You know a "Fuck Face" is a "Fuck Face" is a "Fuck Face" or maybe it just is Some Thing Else...

Back to hibernation...

Good Luck my friend, again knowing your character, the Biden thing was a great post;)

Something Else
03-14-2023, 08:03 PM
Still unable to string three words together, I see. Peace be with you.

megabyteme
03-17-2023, 06:57 PM
If shay's stop-in wasn't enough to convince you that helmets are important, perhaps Gary Bussey will drive that point home

https://i.redd.it/c63c98crxboa1.jpg

megabyteme
03-17-2023, 06:59 PM
Seems French deferer is back

anon
03-17-2023, 07:23 PM
Seems French deferer is back


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td1K15jw0FA

IdolEyes787
03-17-2023, 10:36 PM
If you hang a few of the French deferers, they rest will fall in line.

IdolEyes787
03-17-2023, 10:39 PM
It worked in the L.É. , it will probably work here.

IdolEyes787
03-17-2023, 10:41 PM
Hanging deferers and putting dead bodies up on the turrets so the enemy thinks the fort is still fully manned, that's basically what they're known for.

IdolEyes787
03-17-2023, 10:43 PM
If shay's stop-in wasn't enough to convince you that helmets are important, perhaps Gary Bussey will drive that point home

https://i.redd.it/c63c98crxboa1.jpg Something Else says that you should learn to use the internet, you useless piece of shit.

Something Else
03-18-2023, 12:39 PM
I have never heard of any of these people. :dabs:

IdolEyes787
03-18-2023, 09:27 PM
How do you know that they are people then?

Something Else
03-19-2023, 01:01 AM
I didn't until you let it slip :sneaky:

IdolEyes787
03-19-2023, 11:44 AM
That's top level sleuthing.

Something Else
03-23-2023, 02:20 PM
189574

j2k4
03-24-2023, 08:51 PM
^Brilliant^

IdolEyes787
03-24-2023, 09:29 PM
The Taliban doesn't write those tweets. They are obviously being written by some sad little white man but to be fair, Hillary Clinton doesn't write her own tweets either.

Something Else
03-25-2023, 10:22 AM
The Taliban doesn't write those tweets. They are obviously being written by some sad little white man but to be fair, Hillary Clinton doesn't write her own tweets either.

Why does every post you make read like an official government propaganda statement. Are you Karine (Sideshow Bob) Jean-Pierre. :unsure:

j2k4
03-25-2023, 03:59 PM
The Taliban doesn't write those tweets.

I'd never have guessed if you hadn't told me.

IdolEyes787
03-28-2023, 11:32 AM
The Taliban doesn't write those tweets. They are obviously being written by some sad little white man but to be fair, Hillary Clinton doesn't write her own tweets either.

Why does every post you make read like an official government propaganda statement. Are you Karine (Sideshow Bob) Jean-Pierre. :unsure:

There's a simple explanation to your posts beyond you being English and so inherently a cunt.
Fed up with the bad weather and lack of job opportunity you emigrated your homeland and moved to some Muslim country where you became radicalized. Don't worry, mate. I've alerted the SAS and I'm sure help is on the way so soon you'll either be free or dead.

IdolEyes787
03-28-2023, 11:34 AM
God save the Queen King.