Last one to post wins the internets

[IdolEyes787]

Are you watching that Billions? That's got fuck all to do with Michelle Forbes but it's really good

I barely watch any TV lately.

I did watch part of one episode of the first season but those few minutes failed to peak my interest enough to continue.Not that I have any doubt that's it's a good show and I probably just picked the wrong 15 minutes to watch.

[mjmacky]

Ahoisup, cunts. :ghey:

Walking dead was OK this week, the leader of the dump people was weirdly hawt. :eyebrows:
You probably felt that way because you're accustomed to getting a Vulcan mind boner.

edit: https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fold.trekipedia.com%2Fimages%2Flibrary%2Fpeople%2Ftpol-ent-22.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fold.trekipedia.com%2Ffile%2Fvulcans%2F&docid=2nEDgwix6ZM50M&tbnid=l95M03-9H6e6FM%3A&vet=1&w=350&h=292&client=ms-android-google&bih=604&biw=412&q=female%20vulcan&ved=0ahUKEwjkv_-Ot6fSAhUD1iYKHSyNAk8QMwhEKAowCg&iact=mrc&uact=8#h=292&imgrc=l95M03-9H6e6FM:&vet=1&w=350

[mjmacky]

I thought they may have prematurely introduced Alpha, but it's far too early for that. I don't know if I am supposed to think Jadis is just Jadis.

[Something Else]

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[IdolEyes787]

That's just a lot of pro-Trump propaganda generated by State employed Russian trolls.

[anon]

State employed Russian trolls

To think you could have got paid to post here all these years :(

[Mr. Mulder]

Just watched a documentary on Netflix about dirty cawps, The Seven Five. If I hadn't of picked IT as a career I definitely would have picked 80s dirty cop. Right now (except 30 years ago) I'd have a sweet moustache, coke problem, one eye on the whore I was banging and the other on the window watching out for IAD but instead I'm sat on the sofa, posting my hopes and dreams from a smartphone :sadwalk:

[Caballero]

You can still grow a mustache, nurture a coke problem and bang a whore.

Go live your dream!

[Something Else]

http://www.costco.co.uk/view/p/view/p/bandai-namco-worlds-largest-pac-man-arcade-machine-with-108-screen-218709?referer=carousel

[itsjohnthronton]

No ones gonna win, its just a loop :P

[Mr. Mulder]

It's the circle of life, like that Elton John film with those animals in it, Die Hard?

I've got tomorrow booked off work FTW. It's been a horrific two weeks, been working weekends too. The misses is going to be at work all day which makes it even more filthy. Got Watch Dawgs 2 downloaded and installed on the secksbawcks, a selection of harmful energy drinks in the fridge - conditions are perfect :smilie4:

[IdolEyes787]

Tried playing Watch Dogs 2. The hacking mechanics are so tedious I figured if I would be doing this every mission I'd rather be playing something else.
It's like they expanded on the worst part of GTA 5 and made a game around it.

To be entirely fair though, I ditched it after 20 minutes so it might have turned into the best game ever after that.
As didn't pay for it, it's easier for me to make these sort of arbitrary decisions. :)

[Mr. Mulder]

I spent twenty of the Queens sterling on it, maybe if I just close my eyes for the first 20 minutes? :idunno:

All I've been playing these days is titanfall 2, multiplayer h'of course. I've unlocked a fabulous pink camo for my titan so should a Gay pride parade make its way through a map I'll then have the element of surprise. I've also perfected the art of ejecting and spraying a devastating hot load at my assailant :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

Hoi Idol, I've been going to the gym a few mornings a week and doing treadmill stuffs. About an hour afterwards my cawk hurts. No joke, it actually hurts for reals. Is there a reason? It usually stops hurting a couple hours after :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

Being serious and going on the extremely limited information you gave me, if it's your penis it could be from chafing.Try a different pair of shorts maybe and see if the same thing happens.

[mjmacky]

Hoi Idol, I've been going to the gym a few mornings a week and doing treadmill stuffs. About an hour afterwards my cawk hurts. No joke, it actually hurts for reals. Is there a reason? It usually stops hurting a couple hours after :unsure:
This used to happen to me too. The pain stopped once I made an effort to stop stepping on it.

[Something Else]

Hoi Idol, I've been going to the gym a few mornings a week and doing treadmill stuffs. About an hour afterwards my cawk hurts. No joke, it actually hurts for reals. Is there a reason? It usually stops hurting a couple hours after :unsure:

Unfit for service. Sorry to hear that. Mrs.Milder needs to make some kind of exorcise regime, Shirley.

[IdolEyes787]

Hoi Idol, I've been going to the gym a few mornings a week and doing treadmill stuffs. About an hour afterwards my cawk hurts. No joke, it actually hurts for reals. Is there a reason? It usually stops hurting a couple hours after :unsure:
This used to happen to me too. The pain stopped once I made an effort to stop stepping on it.

Amazingly until this moment, I never realized that you were a thalidomide baby.

[Skiz]

wtf is this defererer bullshit every time I click a link? :ermm:

[Skiz]

Hoi Idol, I've been going to the gym a few mornings a week and doing treadmill stuffs. About an hour afterwards my cawk hurts. No joke, it actually hurts for reals. Is there a reason? It usually stops hurting a couple hours after :unsure:

"hurts"?

[mjmacky]

This used to happen to me too. The pain stopped once I made an effort to stop stepping on it.

Amazingly until this moment, I never realized that you were a thalidomide baby.
Nah, I'm a bit older than that.

[Mr. Mulder]

Hoi Idol, I've been going to the gym a few mornings a week and doing treadmill stuffs. About an hour afterwards my cawk hurts. No joke, it actually hurts for reals. Is there a reason? It usually stops hurting a couple hours after :unsure:

Unfit for service. Sorry to hear that. Mrs.Milder needs to make some kind of exorcise regime, Shirley.

It's been sum thyme since its been exorcised, in the traditional scents :eyebrows:

[Caballero]

It's been sum thyme since its been exorcised, in the traditional scents :eyebrows:

So grow a mustache, nurture a coke problem and bang a whore.

[anon]

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[megabyteme]

I believe it should be called dedereferer or undereferer or fuckRealtY.

[anon]

No, this modification is actually desirable for a change (assuming dereferer.org can be trusted). Some browsers send the referer during an HTTP redirection, which was how the old way did it, so this is the only method that will work everywhere.

If you already have secure browser settings and don't need this, you can use my script or an equivalent addon.

[Skiz]

// ==UserScript==
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:unsure:

[Barbarossa]

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:unsure:

Install greasemonkey (for firefox) or tampermonkey (for chrome or safari), create new, copy and paste the above, and save.

[Something Else]

Traffic is a nightmare today. Some kind of SHA-1 Collision, or something else. :unsure:

[Something Else]

:unsure:

greasemonkey

Racist.

[Mr. Mulder]

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Is this part of the vault 7 stuffs?

[megabyteme]

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You're not stealing all my banking info this time, anon!!!!!

[Something Else]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbkE-qN-jOM

Peas and fucking. Believe.

[anon]

You're not stealing all my banking info this time, anon!!!!!

"This time" please have some funds in your account :P

[megabyteme]

I'm married-- wife is just faster than you are. :bleh:

[anon]

Q: Why is your salary like your wife's period?
A: It comes once in a month, lasts only for four or five days, and if any month it does not come it means you're fucked.

[IdolEyes787]

Currently Meg's relationship with his wife is more like a question mark than a period.

[IdolEyes787]

Hoi, Mulder. How are you finding Watchdogs 2? I need something to pass the time until it's fit to venture forth into the Great White North again.

[Something Else]

I was going to ask him the same thing about Hitman. Is it worth £17 ($1.58) with the hole season included?

[IdolEyes787]

Our dollar seems to have strengthened against the penny-farthing. Looks like I will finally be able to get that Zac Goldsmith action figure that I've always wanted.

[megabyteme]

Currently Meg's relationship with his wife is more like a question mark than a period.

Shows how little you know. There's no punctuation, and it's so great that everything is in ALL CAPS :)

[Something Else]

Our dollar seems to have strengthened against the penny-farthing. Looks like I will finally be able to get that Zac Goldsmith action figure that I've always wanted.

I don't know Mr or Mrs Goldsmith is but the penny-farthing bit made me lol.

http://www.hddocumentary.com/

Is the mutt's nutts.

[shaina]

our dollar seems to have strengthened against the penny-farthing. Looks like i will finally be able to get that zac goldsmith action figure that i've always wanted.

:)
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[Mr. Mulder]

Hoi, Mulder. How are you finding Watchdogs 2? I need something to pass the time until it's fit to venture forth into the Great White North again.

More like watch dogs poo :emo: the dialog and cutscenes can be witty but the actual game play, if you like solving puzzles and hiding and shit then I guess it's good... The ethnic youth you play as hates violence yet you're killing 100s of people with 3d printed guns, but I suppose you don't have to kill them all if you're willing to work out/sit and watch guard movements for awhile and such :idunno:

I like all the modern day tech references, there's an actual rap song about blackberries and raspberry pi. And one of the first missions, you're getting some recorded dialog from a phone call with a rapper called Bobo Dakes to create a soundboard to rip off some millionaire business man with a staged phone call, that was pretty lolz but I guess you had to be there :ermm:

[Skiz]

Sometimes I forget that I have a gigabit network until days like today where I need to reinstall GTA V and it downloads the entire 67.1 GB game in 25 mins. :cool:

[Skiz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evKAKb8iDv4

[anon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8nibIN7i6M

[megabyteme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjpF8ukSrvk

[Something Else]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnFeJzOfvxQ

[IdolEyes787]

I'm confused. Isn't Blackadder always British?

[anon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjpF8ukSrvk

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[Something Else]

I'm confused. Isn't Blackadder always British?

Notwhenleaningontheballustrade.

[Snee]

I have a complaint:

This country gets the worst terrorists.

I mean, the last guy who tried blew himself up, with no other casualties. So there were no casualties that mattered at all.

These inbred idiots stole a truck, presumably stuck some explosives in it, and careened down a busy street and then took off running, presumably armed and all, and they still killed less people than old age does in that city, in a given day. And this is in a country where cutbacks and bad politics have taken police to a point where they can't keep up with everyday crimes.

These utter and abject failures couldn't even manage to blow the truck up, ffs.

And their names are so blandly boring I forgot them five minutes after I heard them.

What kind of discount jihadis are these people?


I am just outraged about the quality of their work, and pretty much everything about them in general. If this is what ISIS or whoever has in store, I'd advise them to just issue a recall and go back to fucking goats and whatever else they were doing before they started with this shit.


This is just embarassing.

[IdolEyes787]

Trendy terrorists are the wurst.

Killing innocents in the name of fictional beings isn't something to be taken lightly. It should be left to those with a lifelong commitment to that sort of thing and not be done on a lark because you watched some YouTube video that made you mad or more likely you couldn't get laid if your life literally depended on it.

Btw the terrorists names were Gary.

[IdolEyes787]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2QXMGYluzo

To be fair, I'd consider blowing someone up over some of this.

[Snee]

Yeah, what a bunch a garies.

Also, 'sup internets. I hope all is well with the rest of you, too. I forgot to say, what with writing my very important terrorist review, yesterday.

[Something Else]

Have you seen Four Lions. A Chris Morris fillum. I think it illustrates your point wonderfully.

[Snee]

Yeah.

That's pretty much the first thing I thought about, after I knew more about the attack.

I didn't think so just after I'd seen it, but in hindsight, that movie is dead realistic.

[Something Else]

:lol:

Indeed. Some people walked out of the cinema in disgust when I went to see it. :smilie4:

[thepished05]

eliminating blood lines one line at a time :dabs::clap::ninja:

[Mr. Mulder]

This is what happens when they replace Kiefer Sutherland, the terrorists win. :no:

[thepished05]

i remember somebody asking me sometime ago , what do you think of terrorists ? and i was like what ?:gunsmilie

[Barbarossa]

Terrorists are terrible.

[thepished05]

hmm i didnt reply anything , i was like whatever ...

now if only i could make this my new sig
"eliminating blood lines one line at a time " :dabs::clap::ninja:

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[IdolEyes787]

Terrorists are terrible.

So are two year olds. The US will presumably get around to bombing them just as soon as it's either politically expedient or one ticks Ivana off.

[thepished05]

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Here we break down the changes that occur in your body within minutes, hours, days, and even years after you kick the habit. The health benefits of quitting today may surprise you.

Click through the slideshow to see a timeline of all the benefits.

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:smoke::smoke::smoke::sick::sick::sick: 174700 174700 174700

:angel1::angel1::angel1:

[thepished05]

20 minutes after you quit

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The effects of quitting start to set in immediately. Within 20 minutes after your last cigarette, your heart rate will begin to drop back toward a normal level.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm hoping that the info on the link that I won't be clicking is wrong because people who are stupid enough to smoke deserve to die.

PS Fuck off.

[Caballero]

Quitting smoking is easy. I do it at least once a week.

[anon]

Sooner or later, everyone quits smoking.

[anon]

Also, every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

[megabyteme]

I hope this actually happened. Would pay lots of my wife's hard earned $$$ to have seen this...

http://i.imgur.com/bco5Wis.jpg

[Caballero]

Unfortunately...

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/kanyebasketball.asp

[IdolEyes787]

The point isn't that it's fake, the point is that you considered the possibility that it wasn't.

[IdolEyes787]

Anyway it was Bieber and it was 108 points.

[Something Else]

The point isn't that it's fake, the point is that you considered the possibility that it wasn't.

The definition of a libel case.

[shivanandan]

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[IdolEyes787]

The definition of a libel case.

Or not, according to Constitutional Law-Satire, Defamation, and the Believability Rule as a Bar To Recovery , Oliver Wendell.


I'm afraid Kayne's only recourse is to either forget about it or kill a bunch of guys at Charlie Hebdo.

[Something Else]

And the Charlie Hebdo ship has sailed.

[Mr. Mulder]

PC tower fell off my desk. t'misses and I were moving stuffs as we're getting evicted soon, it didn't have anything connected so it wasn't like some tight cable connections could have saved it from hitting the hard floor AND FUCKING BOUNCING!!!! :emo: massive dent in the case, opened it up and gfx card is loose as there was no screw in the backplate. HDD sounds like a bag of broken glass. Gonna have to take parts into wurk to see what works and what doesn't. This is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone ever. :dabs: the card was only a 970 but I only bought the fucking thing a year ago and I bet the mobo is fucked too :emo:

This all happened yesterday, I'm only now able to talk about it due to only just regaining the ability to speak.

Chances are its all fucked, I don't know if I'd even trust the PSU after a big face fuck like that :ermm: hoping the Core i5 is fine, the pushpin HSF ontop seems solid but idk :emo:

[shivanandan]

too much money lost , clearly :pizza:

[IdolEyes787]

And the Charlie Hebdo ship has sailed.

I like living in the past because I know how things are going to play out.

[IdolEyes787]

PC tower fell off my desk. t'misses and I were moving stuffs as we're getting evicted soon, it didn't have anything connected so it wasn't like some tight cable connections could have saved it from hitting the hard floor AND FUCKING BOUNCING!!!! :emo: massive dent in the case, opened it up and gfx card is loose as there was no screw in the backplate. HDD sounds like a bag of broken glass. Gonna have to take parts into wurk to see what works and what doesn't. This is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone ever. :dabs: the card was only a 970 but I only bought the fucking thing a year ago and I bet the mobo is fucked too :emo:

This all happened yesterday, I'm only now able to talk about it due to only just regaining the ability to speak.

Chances are its all fucked, I don't know if I'd even trust the PSU after a big face fuck like that :ermm: hoping the Core i5 is fine, the pushpin HSF ontop seems solid but idk :emo:

Exact same thing happened to me except it had nothing to do with computers and absolutely nothing was broken.

I would try to console you but you're obviously inconsolable so I would be wasting time I could be using more productively. "Could" being the operative word because obviously.

[Mr. Mulder]

Ewe always know just what to say :hug:

What's extra annoying is that I'm sat on a respectable Steam library I can't do anything with :dabs:

[IdolEyes787]

So basically your steam library has evaporated.

[IdolEyes787]

I hope you at least have another plaice to live ready and don't have to still go fishing for a flat.

[IdolEyes787]

I just noticed that I'm so close to 29000 posts.

I can now literally taste my lack of a life.

[megabyteme]

I just noticed that I'm so close to 29000 posts.

I can now literally taste my lack of a life.

Don't worry, RealtY may not read your posts, but he'll delete a few thousand of them soon.

So, yes, your lack of life far exceeds your complete lack of dreams post count...

[foobar75]

I am testing out this new avatar , hope you don't mind

Its just that i cant think of anything else to do .

[IdolEyes787]

I just noticed that I'm so close to 29000 posts.

I can now literally taste my lack of a life.

Don't worry, RealtY may not read your posts, but he'll delete a few thousand of them soon.

So, yes, your lack of life far exceeds your complete lack of dreams post count...

I've been here so long that I can remember a time when Meg was still attempting to pass as straight.

[Mr. Mulder]

I hope you at least have another plaice to live ready and don't have to still go fishing for a flat.

We've got to do max phishing, got 4 months though. We're h'actually looking to buy but 4 months isn't enough thyme for all that with surveys and bullshit administration stuffs so we're having to take a 6 month lease on something else first which basically means moving twice this year. I've moved 8 thymes in 10 years but this has been our home for 3 of those years. It's inconvenient as all my stuff is here :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

I just noticed that I'm so close to 29000 posts.

I can now literally taste my lack of a life.

I'm going to need your virginity back. Sorry Sir but it's mandatory. Do you have any leather jackets or sunglasses? They'll need to be taken away too I'm afraid.

[kupid]

i am the last one to post , so i win the whole internet ?:geek:

[IdolEyes787]

I'm going to need your virginity back.

Sorry but you're going to need to talk to your Mum about that one.

[shivanandan]

Too dark kupid , too dark :fist:

[kupid]

Yes

[shivanandan]

Towards the light , fucks sake 111!!!!!!

[IdolEyes787]

We've got to do max phishing, got 4 months though. We're h'actually looking to buy but 4 months isn't enough thyme for all that with surveys and bullshit administration stuffs so we're having to take a 6 month lease on something else first which basically means moving twice this year. I've moved 8 thymes in 10 years but this has been our home for 3 of those years. It's inconvenient as all my stuff is here :dabs:

The good news is it seems you'll have one less computer to move. :)

Also

.... moved 8 thymes in 10 years I was speaking to Meg's wife and she said the exact same thing about him except she phrased it "only".

[shivanandan]

ok so this is one of the reason i try to keep winning the Internets 111!!!!!

[Caballero]

You're getting evicted, and busting your PC gear is the worst thing that's ever happened to you?

Priorities, man, priorities..

[Mr. Mulder]

My home isn't 60fps with motion blur :emo:

[IdolEyes787]

Next thing you'll be telling me is there's no anti-aliasing.

[IdolEyes787]

I go dragged to see The Fate of the Furious. I really need to get better friends.

Also talk about false advertising. There wasn't a single furry in the entire philum.

[megabyteme]

I go dragged to see The Fate of the Furious. I really need to get better friends.

Also talk about false advertising. There wasn't a single furry in the entire philum.

Since when did you get a friend--yet alone one who would be seen in public with you???

[shivanandan]

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[IdolEyes787]

Please ban this waste of oxygen.

Thank you.

PS. To clarify, I mean the above person(s) and not Gribley.:)

[anon]

J-Dye, I recall asking you not to let me down when I agreed to not ban your dupes and let you stay...

[shivanandan]

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[IdolEyes787]

Apparently you never outgrow mental.

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[shivanandan]

This is not spam , this serves an education purpose , i wish to use my own thread to express my own mood , I hope the mods wont get too pissed off :pinch:

[shivanandan]

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[IdolEyes787]

J-Dye, I recall asking you not to let me down when I agreed to not ban your dupes and let you stay...

I ask again that you please do the right thing and ban said mental patient.

I'm fairly sure that when the non-bittorrent related dupe policy was put in place it had nothing to do with someone who is clearly mentally ill whose entire purpose for posting is to be disruptive.

Historically his posts are the literary equivalent of a DDOS attack. What is the usual penalty for someone who is willfully attacking the site?

Plus he's mental and not even in a good way like Shay.

[shivanandan]

Please do not ban , i have four useless accounts which i have been using to arrange certain stuffs , especially in my own thread dating back to 2007 , OK
Also few of my friends can see , and we can try to figure out where the next step towards advancement should be made . !!!!1111
That was a long time ago , trying to learn the art of fetch , decode , execute !!!1111

It is nice to see some improvements in that field of study .
:fist:

[Gribley]

Let's play the 'how many commas in a sentence' game. Bad punctuation scores extra points. Try a lot of 0x90, that will work out well for your code

[Something Else]

I would like to purchase the mental. I bid 28p.

[anon]

Try a lot of 0x90, that will work out well for your code

0xFAF4 is even better :smilie4:

[Gribley]

Try a lot of 0x90, that will work out well for your code

0xFAF4 is even better :smilie4:

My assembler is rusty at best but what does a CLI on F4 do, I assume it just burns remaining cycles (look now we`ve started something with a limited amount of depth :))?

[IdolEyes787]

One of the few thing's Pol Pot and I agree on is that we should kill the nerds.

[anon]

My assembler is rusty at best but what does a CLI on F4 do, I assume it just burns remaining cycles (look now we`ve started something with a limited amount of depth :))?

0xF4 is HLT, which halts the processor until the next interrupt is fired. Having issued CLI beforehand, this effectively and completely stops it. Windows 95 did this when displaying the famous "It's now safe to turn off your computer" screen so that you couldn't access MS-DOS from it (unless you'd started it by running win.com).

0xEB0090 is also good if your program is the very first thing in memory :eyebrows:

[anon]

One of the few thing's Pol Pot and I agree on is that we should kill the nerds.

And we all saw how that worked out.

[dion09529]

Today is Adolf Hitler's birthday (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945)

[Gribley]

Today is Adolf Hitler's birthday (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945)

That is a very long birthday. Assume his mum regretted that

[conaviteah]

i must be clearly nuts to do this ...

[shivanandan]

Belated happy birthday Adolph Hitler :happy:

[shivanandan]

Ah , what a beautiful sunday morning to start things all over again .

[anon]

Ah , what a beautiful sunday morning to start things all over again .

An excellent day to become a missing person :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

Morning cunts. :smilie4:

Another day of late public transportation, an office where they get the AC temp wrong 100% of the thyme, looking at memes on the toilet and vaping in the server room, bullshit support tickets and general fuckery :smilie4:

Been watching the mystery science theater reboot on my lunch breaks, I approve.

[Barbarossa]

Just had wisdom tooth out. Now at work. Half of face is numb.

Life doesn't get better than this.

[Mr. Mulder]

I had an extraction t'other week, nasty as fuck :no:

[anon]

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[Gribley]

I had an extraction t'other week, nasty as fuck :no:

Don`t complain as depends what was extracted. If it was something from Alien then you should feel happy before it popped out itself.




Anon, yep that is standard UK dentist work. Clearly we as a country have done something wrong not having super shiny teeth but yet we still continue to chew food.... who would of expected that.

[Mr. Mulder]

It's hardly our fault when all we have to eat are chimney bricks and cobblestones :snooty:

[shivanandan]

Hey anon , can i express my mood 6 more times ? i missed an important point last time and i feel very depressed because i missed that point , i cannot believe i was finally able to compress mathematics in 6 posts .

But that can only be achieved if you let me go back to my thread and fix that error in it . You know what i missed ? I missed differential equation essentials in it . :mushy:

[anon]

Hey anon , can i express my mood 6 more times ? i missed an important point last time and i feel very depressed because i missed that point , i cannot believe i was finally able to compress mathematics in 6 posts .

I don't see how six posts consisting solely of the FST hugging smiley could "compress mathematics" or would be necessary to express your mood.

Why don't you organize that information as an image and post that instead? I liked this one.

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[anon]

This is not a good way to arrange things :pinch:

It's better than the alternative ;)

[shivanandan]

Yea i know its a bit short , sweet , has all the essential elements to follow mathematics properly . But can i just keep it in that thread for one last time , This is messing up my head really bad . On the other hand if i arrange things there it would look a bit more ordered ... Easy to follow , and people like me struggling with math and programming might find it a bit useful .

After that i need to figure out what else to do .

Could you allow me to do that for one last time ? Please ?

[IdolEyes787]

I beat up a mathematician but just the 174960 time.

[IdolEyes787]

, This is messing up my head really bad .

That and the voices, obviously.

In lieu of trolling the fuck of of the site because you're mental and for some unknown reason they allow you to, may I suggest maybe using a pen and a piece of paper to work out stuff like the historically great trolls Archimedes and Newton did.

[IdolEyes787]

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The scariest part is those are the "after" pictures.

[shivanandan]

I would simply like to keep it the way i want it in that thread for some future references , That is not all after this i really have to leave the thread alone and must do something else ..
i cannot follow mathematics alone right now due to real life issues .

So i would really be thankful if i can keep it that way in that thread , so it would look like the evolution of my mathematical quest

So can i please keep it in that thread ?

[Gribley]

I would simply like to keep it the way i want it in that thread for some future references , That is not all after this i really have to leave the thread alone and must do something else ..
i cannot follow mathematics alone right now due to real life issues .

So i would really be thankful if i can keep it that way in that thread , so it would look like the evolution of my mathematical quest

So can i please keep it in that thread ?

Just go with 1 + 1 = arse (or as I consider Idol == same)
I++

[shivanandan]

That's it , that's the end of my compilation of very useful math things ?

I cant use my thread and go to sleep and dream about a nicer tomorrow ?

:pinch:

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[shivanandan]

Hey anon , please , one last time ? :pinch:

[anon]

Yea i know its a bit short , sweet , has all the essential elements to follow mathematics properly . But can i just keep it in that thread for one last time , This is messing up my head really bad . On the other hand if i arrange things there it would look a bit more ordered ... Easy to follow , and people like me struggling with math and programming might find it a bit useful .

After that i need to figure out what else to do .

Could you allow me to do that for one last time ? Please ?


Hey anon , please , one last time ? :pinch:

I believe I have already been clear on this regard.

[conaviteah]

Ok

[shivanandan]

Good morning , What a fucked up day .

[Barbarossa]

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[shivanandan]

Gold is made of 22 or 24 carrots :eyebrows:

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[mariad]

I dont have any.

[anon]

Good morning , What a fucked up day .

http://lyricstranslate.com/en/hoy-puede-ser-un-gran-dia-today-it-can-be-great-day.html

[shivanandan]

Lol , which language is that ?

[Something Else]

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BBC lulz

[Skiz]

I've only somehow just discovered that I can play my Steam, Origin, etc PC games on my NVidia Shield TV. Like, I can literally play GTAV, BF3, Fallout 4, whatever that I own on the PC on my 65" 4K television that's in the basement. And I don't mean with a mouse and keyboard on the coffee table either. I can play just like it was a console with the native Nvidia controllers (https://www.androidcentral.com/sites/androidcentral.com/files/styles/larger_wm_brw/public/article_images/2017/01/nvidia-shield-android-tv-new-controller-4.jpg?itok=n1JHIH7d). It's like buying games on PC and getting a free console version or something else. Why the fk did I not know about this before? Mind blown.

[Mr. Mulder]

Wuts the tegra chip on that like for native stuffs? I used to have a pc... :emo:

/I'm in Belfast right now for work lyke, I'm here till Monday. That's 4 nights in this hotel with just my phone and shit TV for entertainment. There's a cinema 5 minutes away, I might go see vin diesel 8 one night. I'm here doing an office move, I've mostly been unplugging computers and putting them into boxes. Tomorrow I'm going to the new office where I'm told those very same boxes will be and then unbox the computers.

The food here at the hotel is awful. I got up at 5am this morning, got a train, plane and then taxi to here then worked for ages on an empty stomach. Dinner was going to be epic. If I eat at the hotel every night its prepaid and doesn't cost me a penny. I ordered a burger that had bacon and onion rings in it that also came with chips. It was fucking rank, it tasted entirely of salt. The taste of salt was overpowering. I can still taste the salt. The meat was dry also. My colleague had the steak, he said it tasted like salt. I refuse to go and spend my own monies on food when it's provided here for me. Maybe the pizza tomorrow will not be 90% salt, maybe.

After dinner I accompanied my colleague 5 minutes up the road to a Tesco Express so that he could buy snacks and supplies. I've never been to Belfast before, it's the same as England from what I've seen so far. The city is full of mentalists, I've seen 2 fights today.

The hotel room is average to poor. I showered but the shower head keeps aiming towards the wall despite pulling it back into place. The choice of TV channels isn't good, there's 7 of them and none of them have films. Vaping isn't setting off the fire alarm so that's nice. My room has a sofa in it as well as a bed, fancy.

[anon]

vin diesel 8

:lol:

[Skiz]

Wuts the tegra chip on that like for native stuffs? I used to have a pc... :emo:



Tegra X1. :01:

It can do everything you throw at it. Streaming, 4K, games, Kodi, casting from my phone....anything. It doesn't stutter even a little bit. I'm not sure how much it relies on the primary PC for game graphics however. Like, if you go get a shit computer to install the games on, can you still play them in 4K top quality on your TV via the Nvidia Shield TV? Or is the quality also somewhat dependent on the PC as well? I don't know the answer to that. I just know you have to have 1) a PC with the game(s) you want to play installed on it. 2) Same computer with "Nvidia GeForce Experience" installed.

There is also an option to use Steam "Big Picture" to play specifically Steam games. I'm not sure if you need a PC with Steam installed to do that or not. I cannot advocate for the Shield TV enough tho. I wasn't totally sure about it at first but having owned it for a year now I can easily say it was the best $200 I've spent in a long time.

[Barbarossa]

Wuts the tegra chip on that like for native stuffs? I used to have a pc... :emo:

/I'm in Belfast right now for work lyke, I'm here till Monday. That's 4 nights in this hotel with just my phone and shit TV for entertainment. There's a cinema 5 minutes away, I might go see vin diesel 8 one night. I'm here doing an office move, I've mostly been unplugging computers and putting them into boxes. Tomorrow I'm going to the new office where I'm told those very same boxes will be and then unbox the computers.

The food here at the hotel is awful. I got up at 5am this morning, got a train, plane and then taxi to here then worked for ages on an empty stomach. Dinner was going to be epic. If I eat at the hotel every night its prepaid and doesn't cost me a penny. I ordered a burger that had bacon and onion rings in it that also came with chips. It was fucking rank, it tasted entirely of salt. The taste of salt was overpowering. I can still taste the salt. The meat was dry also. My colleague had the steak, he said it tasted like salt. I refuse to go and spend my own monies on food when it's provided here for me. Maybe the pizza tomorrow will not be 90% salt, maybe.

After dinner I accompanied my colleague 5 minutes up the road to a Tesco Express so that he could buy snacks and supplies. I've never been to Belfast before, it's the same as England from what I've seen so far. The city is full of mentalists, I've seen 2 fights today.

The hotel room is average to poor. I showered but the shower head keeps aiming towards the wall despite pulling it back into place. The choice of TV channels isn't good, there's 7 of them and none of them have films. Vaping isn't setting off the fire alarm so that's nice. My room has a sofa in it as well as a bed, fancy.

Say Hi to Chalice while you're there

[Voetsek]

Hello Dave......

[Something Else]

I've only somehow just discovered that I can play my Steam, Origin, etc PC games on my NVidia Shield TV. Like, I can literally play GTAV, BF3, Fallout 4, whatever that I own on the PC on my 65" 4K television that's in the basement. And I don't mean with a mouse and keyboard on the coffee table either. I can play just like it was a console with the native Nvidia controllers (https://www.androidcentral.com/sites/androidcentral.com/files/styles/larger_wm_brw/public/article_images/2017/01/nvidia-shield-android-tv-new-controller-4.jpg?itok=n1JHIH7d). It's like buying games on PC and getting a free console version or something else. Why the fk did I not know about this before?
Mind blown.

Is it better than the Steambawx tho' . I don't have a tellybox anyways, so it's all a bit cold and pointless, Timmy.

[Skiz]

I've only somehow just discovered that I can play my Steam, Origin, etc PC games on my NVidia Shield TV. Like, I can literally play GTAV, BF3, Fallout 4, whatever that I own on the PC on my 65" 4K television that's in the basement. And I don't mean with a mouse and keyboard on the coffee table either. I can play just like it was a console with the native Nvidia controllers (https://www.androidcentral.com/sites/androidcentral.com/files/styles/larger_wm_brw/public/article_images/2017/01/nvidia-shield-android-tv-new-controller-4.jpg?itok=n1JHIH7d). It's like buying games on PC and getting a free console version or something else. Why the fk did I not know about this before?
Mind blown.

Is it better than the Steambawx tho' . I don't have a tellybox anyways, so it's all a bit cold and pointless, Timmy.

I don't know anything about Steamboxes and googling them gives lots of different manufacturers and boxes. :unsure:

[Something Else]

Soz. This one:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/353380/Steam_Link/

[Mr. Mulder]

Leaving Belfast today, cannot wait lyke.

[mariad]

You can stay there, i am here already

[Mr. Mulder]

That's neither here nor there.

[Skiz]

I've only somehow just discovered that I can play my Steam, Origin, etc PC games on my NVidia Shield TV. Like, I can literally play GTAV, BF3, Fallout 4, whatever that I own on the PC on my 65" 4K television that's in the basement. And I don't mean with a mouse and keyboard on the coffee table either. I can play just like it was a console with the native Nvidia controllers (https://www.androidcentral.com/sites/androidcentral.com/files/styles/larger_wm_brw/public/article_images/2017/01/nvidia-shield-android-tv-new-controller-4.jpg?itok=n1JHIH7d). It's like buying games on PC and getting a free console version or something else. Why the fk did I not know about this before?
Mind blown.

Is it better than the Steambawx tho' . I don't have a tellybox anyways, so it's all a bit cold and pointless, Timmy.

K so I got a sec to look that up. No comparison really. Steam Link appears to just do the basics: ~$40 for hardware that will stream your Steam games to your television at up to 1080 and 2.0 sound.

Nvidia Shield TV is an entire system. It runs on Android. It can be your local Plex media server, you can put Kodi on it straight from the Play Store, it does all the standard media streaming as well like Netflix, YouTube, HULU, HBO, (etc x 1000....think Roku), as well as games. So it has it's own game store where you can buy all the popular games or you can subscribe to something for a monthly fee that allows you to play them. Or like I just discovered you can play all the stuff already on your PC. So I've only tested three of my games so far, but those three are from different sources: GTA V (Steam), BF3 (Origin), and Fallout 4 (independent?).

But on top of all those additional capabilities, it's more powerful, does 4K, full surround capable, comes with a remote with a mic for voice activated stuff and searching.

[iLOVENZB]

ahem

[anon]

ahem

:wave:

[Skiz]

Fallout 4 Scavenger Hunt needs to get better and fast. It is painfully boring. I've been wanted to get started on this game for a while now and it's just awful so far. Truly terrible. I can't be bothered to continue collecting fucking clipboards and coffee mugs so I hope shit changes. The controls are a mystery too. I'm having look up pretty much everything, from finding out to select a weapon, to running a fucking wire in this Sanctuary place. The entire game has been a monster letdown thus far. I only have another hour or two in it before it either gets monumentally better or is uninstalled.

[Mr. Mulder]

What!? :o FO4 is the shizznitz!!! Apart from that early on forced tutorial you can literally skip all base building. Even the DLCs are huge and sick, you can build a robot friend and go on a boat ride and murder an entire population.

[Mr. Mulder]

Also fuck coffee cup/desk fan finding, bring up a console and do scrap all :smilie4:

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[Skiz]

What!? :o FO4 is the shizznitz!!! Apart from that early on forced tutorial you can literally skip all base building. Even the DLCs are huge and sick, you can build a robot friend and go on a boat ride and murder an entire population.


Also fuck coffee cup/desk fan finding, bring up a console and do scrap all :smilie4:

Interesting. Yeah I did the introductory bs over the first hour or so and then I had to follow those twats all the way back to where I started to build a "sanctuary". My objective right now says to build something that requires power but thats bullshit bc that has me out trying to find copper wire. Should I just be heading for that Diamond City that the crazy gypo was ranting about? :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

iir you have to do the sanctuary stuffs to progress with the minute men? But if you have the right materials it only takes like 5 minutes. Diamond City is when it all kicks off :smilie4:

[Skiz]

Werd.

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[IdolEyes787]

Is "fucked" now a synonym for being mental?

In other news that will be ignored by everyone here, today Trump issued an executive order creating voter fraud commission even though there isn't any and it will cost millions of dollars which aren't his.

Could someone not J-Dye please help me understand why he isn't regularly being punched in the face by his own Secret Service?

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[Skiz]

What's with all the twats lately? :eyebrows:

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[shivanandan]

This account shall not touch any other place :ninja:

[shivanandan]

There is a load of stuff to study , How else am i supposed to study all these things ?I am a person who have donated from two accounts and i am going to keep those accounts that way as long as fst stays .

[shivanandan]

Very well then , time to sleep :sleeping:

[shivanandan]

Did i really win $20 ?

[shivanandan]

Nothing stays like a 100%

[shivanandan]

How else is it supposed to stay like ? Few 200% , Some 20% and back to 99%

[shivanandan]

:sleeping:

[megabyteme]

If you don't post, j-dye wins!

[shivanandan]

Yes , What is the probability of me winning $20 on the internet ?

[IdolEyes787]

Mathematically speaking, about the same as you passing a psych evaluation.

[shivanandan]

There is a 50/50 chance of that happening :ninja:

[dion09529]

OmertaHD group has moved to PTN. :happy:

[megabyteme]

I'm considering a PS4 slim. Good purchase for $250? What consoles do you all have? I like that it is an older system now, and there are numerous 'old' games for $20. Even some newer ones that might be cool enough to buy eventually.

I have a PS3. Kids have a lot of Disney Infinity stuff that could be played (the characters) on the PS4. Big upgrade on some of the graphics, etc there...

[Skiz]

I have never owned a ps4. $250 seems like a lot.

[anon]

What consoles do you all have?

A NES clone and a gray PlayStation 1 :mushy:

[Mr. Mulder]

Sex bawx wun es FTW. After throwing my gheyming pc onto the floor I've decided it's not worth the monies building a new one, the sexbawcks will do just fine. I've been playing voodoo vince remastered :mushy: that was actually a lie, I haven't played anything in weeks. I live at work now, was here 8am to 11pm Saturday, 5 hours of trains yesterday, up at 5am this morning to get in early :emo: bought that new Surge gheym, apparently its just like dark souls. I don't like dark souls :)

[shivanandan]

Round 2

[shivanandan]

You know there is always a Round 2 , right ?

[Barbarossa]

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[Mr. Mulder]

That shit in Manchester is rough :no:

[IdolEyes787]

Any bombing is horrible but it takes a special kind of evil to target children. I'm pretty liberal but I think that if they arrest anyone connected to this they should just lock them in the deepest, darkest hole they can find and throw away the key.

[jacknee]

Can i win seen as its my first post - question mark ?