View Full Version : My Wanking Acident
MakaveliThaDon
01-16-2004, 01:24 AM
I WAS UP LATE 1 NIGHT AND I STARTED 2 WANK OVER JUDGE JUDY, SHE IS SO NICE, THEN SUDDENLY I GET MY PENIS CAUGHT IN MY PANTS SO WAT HAPPENED IS I GOT A KNIFE 2 CUT THE PANTS OFF... SO THEN I HAD 2 PHONE THE 911 4 THE AMBULANCE 2 COME BUT I DID IT QUITLY SO MY PARENTS DIDNT HEAR UPSTAIRS... A WOMEN TOLD ME IF I NEEDED 2 GO TO THE TOLIET B4 SHE PERFORMS THE OPERATION... SO I SAID NO THEN SUDDENLY SHE STARTS SUCKIN MY DICK AND IT JUST POPS OFF MY PANTS AND HEY PRESTO! IT IS FIXED! THEN SHE WENT OFF... BUT I STOPED HER AND ASKED HER 4 HER NUMBER AND SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE IS ONLY HERE 2 DO HER JOB..... LOL, YEAH RIIIGHHHTT....
Wizard_Mon1
01-16-2004, 02:07 AM
go back to pr0n world :lol:
Keikan
01-16-2004, 06:56 AM
can you say ______? (Fill in the blank)
Mad Cat
01-18-2004, 11:46 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc3.jpg
4th gen
01-18-2004, 11:54 AM
http://www.arap78.dsl.pipex.com/skyline.JPG
:)
cpt_azad
01-18-2004, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by 4th gen@18 January 2004 - 03:54
http://www.arap78.dsl.pipex.com/skyline.JPG
:)
lol, haven't seen the skyline version of it :lol: :blink:
Originally posted by 4th gen@18 January 2004 - 11:54
http://www.arap78.dsl.pipex.com/skyline.JPG
:)
Skylines Suck :D
c'mon everybod masterbate :blink: (ok im scared now)
cpt_azad
01-19-2004, 01:12 AM
dude, that means i've already killed like a bazillion cats and/or crashed thousands of skylines :blink: , better get my lawyer
james_bond_rulez
01-19-2004, 01:27 AM
http://www.finestwomen.com/images/layout_model_tilanguyen.gif
i liked ur previous avatar cpt.... :huh:
this one is kinda gay :lol:
tencive
01-19-2004, 11:04 AM
Never liked kittens nor skylines, so let's kill some... with just one hand.
:helpsmile:
Monkeee
01-20-2004, 04:22 AM
Originally posted by 4th gen@18 January 2004 - 11:54
http://www.arap78.dsl.pipex.com/skyline.JPG
:)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I MUST"VE KILLED LIKE 9436 Skylines BY NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
4th gen
01-20-2004, 04:33 AM
i'm taking the skyline pic down in 10 mins, so if you want it, save it :)
internet.news
01-21-2004, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by MakaveliThaDon@16 January 2004 - 02:24
I WAS UP LATE 1 NIGHT AND I STARTED 2 WANK OVER JUDGE JUDY, SHE IS SO NICE, THEN SUDDENLY I GET MY PENIS CAUGHT IN MY PANTS SO WAT HAPPENED IS I GOT A KNIFE 2 CUT THE PANTS OFF... SO THEN I HAD 2 PHONE THE 911 4 THE AMBULANCE 2 COME BUT I DID IT QUITLY SO MY PARENTS DIDNT HEAR UPSTAIRS... A WOMEN TOLD ME IF I NEEDED 2 GO TO THE TOLIET B4 SHE PERFORMS THE OPERATION... SO I SAID NO THEN SUDDENLY SHE STARTS SUCKIN MY DICK AND IT JUST POPS OFF MY PANTS AND HEY PRESTO! IT IS FIXED! THEN SHE WENT OFF... BUT I STOPED HER AND ASKED HER 4 HER NUMBER AND SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE IS ONLY HERE 2 DO HER JOB..... LOL, YEAH RIIIGHHHTT....
Wow! :o [I think some ppl might say STFU = Shut The Fuck Up, means objectively(?): Please calm down ;) thanks.]
sir waffle
01-22-2004, 10:08 PM
Ha H ahahahahahaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahhah !!!!
Aaron_T
01-22-2004, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by sir waffle@22 January 2004 - 21:08
Ha H ahahahahahaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahhah !!!!
thats not very nice :lol: :lol: :lol:
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