My Cat Wants A Moped.

[fugley]

He said all the other cats have them and that he should have one!

His name is Satan and he is fat, infact he is clinically obese! - what do you think??

Discuss



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[100%]

I hate cats

make it suffer

http://www.uaf.edu/csem/asra/units/veterinary_medicine/images/happy_dog.jpg

[fugley]

well i must say thats helpfull!


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[Gemby!]

well seeing as the fucker is fat tell him to walk

:lol: :helpsmile:

[fugley]

Originally posted by gemby!@25 February 2004 - 22:33
well seeing as the fucker is fat tell him to walk

:lol: :helpsmile:
it would kind of solve the problem i spose.

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[Gemby!]

when he stops being fat then you have a problem ... :blink:

[fugley]

Originally posted by gemby!@25 February 2004 - 22:35
when he stops being fat then you have a problem ... :blink:
I could always teach him to drive me focus. We could both wear sports helmets!

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[100%]

ps. open the door so "it" can go outside

apartments cats are a sad story

[Mr. Mulder]

perhaps if you start him of with a bike, and then when he loses the weight you can buy him the moped? :unsure:

[fugley]

Originally posted by Arcadia@25 February 2004 - 22:39
perhaps if you start him of with a bike, and then when he loses the weight you can buy him the moped? :unsure:
I like that idea - the exercise would exise his fattitude and he could be thus rewarded with the afore mentioned motorisedvelocipede.

knooook!!! (where did dat come from??)


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[bigboab]

If it is clinically obese there may be something wrong with it. Get it a cat scan instead.

[Agrajag]

Originally posted by fugley+25 February 2004 - 22:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 25 February 2004 - 22:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@25 February 2004 - 22:35
when he stops being fat then you have a problem ... :blink:
I could always teach him to drive me focus. We could both wear sports helmets&#33;

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Don&#39;t put your helmet on a pussy mate, who knows where it will end. What does Mrs Moo think of this idea ? :blink:

[fugley]

Originally posted by bigboab@25 February 2004 - 22:43
If it is clinically obese there may be something wrong with it. Get it a cat scan instead.
Thank&#39;s Uncle Boab - I&#39;ll sleep on it.

......actually I better not sleep on it - this practice usually results in a sticky mess.

I&#39;ll stick to sleepin on me hands whilst contemplatin.



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[fugley]

Originally posted by Agrajag+25 February 2004 - 22:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Agrajag @ 25 February 2004 - 22:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by fugley@25 February 2004 - 22:37
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@25 February 2004 - 22:35
when he stops being fat then you have a problem ... :blink:
I could always teach him to drive me focus. We could both wear sports helmets&#33;

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Don&#39;t put your helmet on a pussy mate, who knows where it will end. What does Mrs Moo think of this idea ? :blink: [/b][/quote]
Don&#39;t rightly know what the Moo thinks - she&#39;s been out in the garden two days and nights solid&#33;&#33; Tis harvest time ya know.


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[Agrajag]

Originally posted by fugley+25 February 2004 - 22:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 25 February 2004 - 22:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Agrajag@25 February 2004 - 22:45

Originally posted by fugley@25 February 2004 - 22:37
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@25 February 2004 - 22:35
when he stops being fat then you have a problem ... :blink:
I could always teach him to drive me focus. We could both wear sports helmets&#33;

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Don&#39;t put your helmet on a pussy mate, who knows where it will end. What does Mrs Moo think of this idea ? :blink:
Don&#39;t rightly know what the Moo thinks - she&#39;s been out in the garden two days and nights solid&#33;&#33; Tis harvest time ya know.


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Are the cabbages ripe and falling from the trees like .... ripe cabbages falling from the trees ?

[fugley]

Originally posted by Agrajag+25 February 2004 - 22:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Agrajag @ 25 February 2004 - 22:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by fugley@25 February 2004 - 22:48

Originally posted by Agrajag@25 February 2004 - 22:45

Originally posted by fugley@25 February 2004 - 22:37
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@25 February 2004 - 22:35
when he stops being fat then you have a problem ... :blink:
I could always teach him to drive me focus. We could both wear sports helmets&#33;

:blink:
Don&#39;t put your helmet on a pussy mate, who knows where it will end. What does Mrs Moo think of this idea ? :blink:
Don&#39;t rightly know what the Moo thinks - she&#39;s been out in the garden two days and nights solid&#33;&#33; Tis harvest time ya know.


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Are the cabbages ripe and falling from the trees like .... ripe cabbages falling from the trees ? [/b][/quote]
somat like dat&#33;

ooooooooo bountiful feasts a commin.

fook


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[100%]

Fat Cat?

Does that not mean in USenglish = Loaded = as in Rich?

Find the cash he hid it somewhere.......

[Agrajag]

Oh, it&#39;s the coconuts then

[fugley]

Originally posted by Agrajag@25 February 2004 - 22:54
Oh, it&#39;s the coconuts then
Used to have a luscious patch of astro turf out there (remember that?)

now it looks like the trenches after that terrible war.

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[Agrajag]

Originally posted by fugley+25 February 2004 - 22:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 25 February 2004 - 22:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Agrajag@25 February 2004 - 22:54
Oh, it&#39;s the coconuts then
Used to have a luscious patch of astro turf out there (remember that?)

now it looks like the trenches after that terrible war.

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Tell us more of your magnificent luscious turf. We are all lears.

[fugley]

Originally posted by Agrajag+25 February 2004 - 22:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Agrajag &#064; 25 February 2004 - 22:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by fugley@25 February 2004 - 22:56
<!--QuoteBegin-Agrajag@25 February 2004 - 22:54
Oh, it&#39;s the coconuts then
Used to have a luscious patch of astro turf out there (remember that?)

now it looks like the trenches after that terrible war.

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Tell us more of your magnificent luscious turf. We are all lears. [/b][/quote]
like that terrible war the memories of my astro turf experience are too painful to recount.

I will tell you however that I miss those happy days of running barefoot across the old plastic grass in me American Football trunks.


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[Wizard_Mon1]

Trade it in for a newer model.

I&#39;ve heard playboy models are quite nice. B)

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