My Last Day

[bigboab]

I have just entered my last day as a non old age pensioner. :ph34r: I refuse to go any further. I am going to throw myself off the building now. OK so the top step is only 18" above the ground. But that is a lot for somebody my age. :lol: :lol:
Is there no going back? :ph34r:

[Lamsey]

My boss' dad still works in my boss' shop every day, and he's 74. You, sir, are a slacker :P

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by bigboab@31 March 2004 - 01:05
I have just entered my last day as a non old age pensioner. :ph34r:  I refuse to go any further. I am going to throw myself off the building now. OK so the top step is only 18" above the ground. But that is a lot for somebody my age. :lol:  :lol:
Is there no going back? :ph34r:
You have my every sympathy. As of tomorrow Her Britannic Majesty's Government will transfer money to you on a regular basis, with little or no effort on your part.

One wonder how you will cope with this tragic scenario.

Enjoy old bean.

Live long in Possil.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Lamsey@31 March 2004 - 00:07
My boss' dad still works in my boss' shop every day, and he's 74. You, sir, are a slacker :P
The last part was correct Liam. :lol: The ER part. :lol: :lol:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Lamsey@31 March 2004 - 01:07
My boss' dad still works in my boss' shop every day, and he's 74. You, sir, are a slacker :P
FFS if your boss is 74 what age is said dad ?

[Canti]

Originally posted by bigboab@30 March 2004 - 19:05
I have just entered my last day as a non old age pensioner. :ph34r: I refuse to go any further. I am going to throw myself off the building now. OK so the top step is only 18" above the ground. But that is a lot for somebody my age. :lol: :lol:
Is there no going back? :ph34r:
Screw that idea man...
You paid, now you get to play!
I say you collect that cash you got comin, and blow it on booze, dope, and scandalous women...
Don't worry.. I won't tell

HOWEVER

Here in good old Toronto, Ontario it looks as though pension will be gone by the time I qualify to collect it...
This makes me wonder WHY THE HELL AM I PAYING INTO IT?
Apparently all people who are paying into the Canada Pension Plan at present are financing the payouts AT PRESENT.
I need a good stiff belt of something with an ungodly alcohol content....
Actually Im lying..
I dont drink much...
I'll take a foot long weed hoagie instead....

Cheers though Boab, you earned it!

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+30 March 2004 - 23:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 30 March 2004 - 23:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@31 March 2004 - 01:07
My boss&#39; dad still works in my boss&#39; shop every day, and he&#39;s 74. You, sir, are a slacker :P
FFS if your boss is 74 what age is said dad ? [/b][/quote]
About 20 million.

[j2k4]

I&#39;d say another Rubicon is in order, BB. :)

Adventure awaits&#33; :D

[Skweeky]

It&#39;s ok bb, if you move to Prestwick I&#39;ll come round every now and then to entertain you :D *



































*playing scrabble or something I mean&#33;

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Skweeky@31 March 2004 - 10:52
It&#39;s ok bb, if you move to Prestwick I&#39;ll come round every now and then to entertain you :D *



































*playing scrabble or something I mean&#33;
Thank you very much Squeeky. I was nearly lost for words there. :rolleyes: But I will find them in time. :lol: :lol:

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Skweeky@31 March 2004 - 09:52
It&#39;s ok bb, if you move to Prestwick I&#39;ll come round every now and then to entertain you :D *








*playing scrabble or something I mean&#33;
Are you sure the ol&#39; ticker could handle it.


The number of pun opportunities during a game of Scrabble might just overexcite him. Then again that might not be a bad thing, "cardiac arrest" would score quite highly.

[bigboab]

Sadly I think that is the only thing that would &#39;score&#39;. :lol: :lol:

[Skweeky]

Here I am, offering my company to an old man and all I get is sexual innuendo :lol:


I can be so naive sometimes :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Skweeky@31 March 2004 - 10:53
Here I am, offering my company to an old man and all I get is sexual innuendo :lol:


I can be so naive sometimes :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:
In who&#39;s endo? :unsure:

[Skweeky]

:frusty:

[j2k4]

I almost hate to point this out, but an innuendo is an Italian suppository.

[Adster]

I will always remain on a disabled pension

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by j2k4@31 March 2004 - 15:34
I almost hate to point this out, but an innuendo is an Italian suppository.
I thought that was called Lasagne, not innuendo :huh:

:P

[Aaron_T]

if i dont see you tommrow happy pensioning :lol:

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Illuminati+31 March 2004 - 10:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Illuminati @ 31 March 2004 - 10:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@31 March 2004 - 15:34
I almost hate to point this out, but an innuendo is an Italian suppository.
I thought that was called Lasagne, not innuendo :huh:

:P [/b][/quote]
Different point of entry; same result. :D