Snappy Comebacks

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Person says "OMG" (in suprise) or "Oh god :rolleyes: "

You instantly reply

"Yes I suppose I am" B)



I have a new job and so many people asked "How long you been here"

I look at the clock and say "Since 2 o clock" :rolleyes:



"Is anyone sitting there" (empty chair)

"Yes, he's the inventor of invisibilty" :rolleyes:



Here's something to say to your boss on the Friday before a bank holiday

"See you Next Tuesday" (for those who don't get it- See = C.......You = U .....Next = N........I'll let you figure the rest by yourself :P )

Sorry, I'm bored :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 May 2004 - 12:53
Sorry, I'm bored :lol:
I know you are but what am I :P ...............no......wait :unsure:

[Chevy]

http://support.uchicago.edu/docs/secure/lock.jpg

[BigBoo]

person1:your shirt looks stupid.

perso2:ah yes, i can take this off but youre stuck with your nose

[Dray_04]

person1:your shirt looks stupid.

perso2:ah yes, i can take this off but youre stuck with your nose





person 3: <span style='color:blue'> hahaha ..... *hesitates*..... *thinks to himself*

person1: you dont get it ay? <_<

person3: ....no :">

person4: geez your a fucken stupid cunt :swear:


people in crowd 5 - 17: lol:gossip: :clap:

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[BigBoo]

person18:its a slow day, eh?

person19:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

person20:*fuck off miss so i can alt-tab back to the forums*

[Spider_dude]

person 21: you are drunk
person 22: i may be drunk but i will be sober in the morning, you&#39;ll always be fucking ugly.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@6 May 2004 - 13:22
person 21: you are drunk
person 22: i may be drunk but i will be sober in the morning, you&#39;ll always be fucking ugly.
Winston Chirchill :P

Special Brew drinker :01:

Jonno B)

[Dray_04]

person 23: *slaps jonno* "Don&#39;t be silly"

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Person 24 = *pulls out big stick and wacks Dray round the head lots while shouting * F*cking slap me will ya....WHO&#39;S the daddy now HUH&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[SillyRumours]

when i tried to ping an elastic band across the room it had a pretty snappy comeback, it also stung

[Dray_04]

*grabs the ugly stick and beats jonny*

oh wait sum1 already did...


...shit &#33;&#33; they used the whole tree

dray B)