Nursery Rhymes

[J'Pol]

Possibly not as you have heard them before (http://www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/nursery.html)

Cursing and animated filth warning.

[NikkiD]

:lol:

OMG those are hilarious.

[djweiser]

fantastic :D

[DanB]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Good find, they are good :lol:

[leezathehoneybird]

i nearly pee'd my pant.............





























oh.....hang on a min.................





















i did

















brb

[gungrave]

:lol: great stuff



Hickory, dickory, dock,

This bitch was sucking my cock

The clock struck two,

I dumped my goo,

And dropped her at the end of the block.


Mary had a little lamb,

She kept in the backyard.

When she took her panties off,

His wooly dick got hard


Old mother hubbard,

Went to the cupboard,

To get her old dog a bone.

When she bent over,

Rover took over,

And gave her a bone of his own.


Little boy blue,

He needed the money


There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.

She had so many kids

Her uterus fell out.


Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,

Had a wife,

Liked to beat her,

Smacked her twice around the head,

Fucked her ass, Then went to bed.


Old mother goose,

Yeah, I fucked her


Jack and Jill went up the hill

Each with a dollar and a quarter

Jill came down with two dollars fifty,

The dirty whore.


Mary, Mary, quite contrary,

Trim that pussy,

It's too damn hairy.


Little Miss Muffet,

Sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider,

and sat down beside her,

And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?"


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a big fall,

All the king's horses

and all the king's men

said, "Served you right, you fat fucker."

[DanB]

:lol: :lol: :lol:


classics :P

[bujub22]

1 i made up myself in 6th grade


yankee doodle went to town
riding on a chicken
stuck his finger up his ass and called it finger licking! :lol:

[DanB]

;)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb@8 May 2004 - 00:59
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yah right :lol: :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by bujub22+8 May 2004 - 06:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 8 May 2004 - 06:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@8 May 2004 - 00:59
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yah right :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
the thing is i am typing it right it just adds it anyway.

Try it out yourself <_<

[bujub22]

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yah right :lol: :lol:
the thing is i am typing it right it just adds it anyway.

Try it out yourself <_< [/b][/quote]
try what?

[DanB]

Making that smilie in the smilie generator :D

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb@8 May 2004 - 01:05
Making that smilie in the smilie generator :D
i dont think i have that site anymore?

[DanB]

the link is at the top of the page :P

[bujub22]

Originally posted by danb@8 May 2004 - 01:10
the link is at the top of the page :P
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never paid attention to those :D

[destroyerofevil]

Omg, dat was hilarious lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: