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Snee

05-10-2004, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by chalice+10 May 2004 - 15:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 10 May 2004 - 15:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-jazzthefunk@10 May 2004 - 14:04
Whats the meaning of life Chalice? :smoke:
There is no meaning of life.

Matter and energy are completely arbitrary.

959 [/b][/quote]
That's a bit harsh.

chalice

05-10-2004, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by SnnY+10 May 2004 - 14:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 10 May 2004 - 14:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 15:26
<!--QuoteBegin-jazzthefunk@10 May 2004 - 14:04
Whats the meaning of life Chalice? :smoke:
There is no meaning of life.

Matter and energy are completely arbitrary.

959
That's a bit harsh. [/b][/quote]
If you keep your outlook simple, Snny, you have more time to think about paying the bills.

What have matter and energy ever done for us?

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Snee

05-10-2004, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 15:40
What have matter and energy ever done for us?
'cept being the constituents of our corporeal forms?

chalice

05-10-2004, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by SnnY+10 May 2004 - 14:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 10 May 2004 - 14:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@10 May 2004 - 15:40
What have matter and energy ever done for us?
'cept being the constituents of our corporeal forms? [/b][/quote]
Yeah, but apart for being constituents of our corporeal form, what have matter and energy ever done for us.

This thread has come over all Monty Python.

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Snee

05-10-2004, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 15:47
Yeah, but apart for being constituents of our corporeal form, what have matter and energy ever done for us.
Well, they can't be everywhere.

Or wait... :unsure:

*goddess*

05-10-2004, 02:49 PM

;) I'd love to help out but I have no idea what you're on about.

:) Oooo guess I sorta mighta a lil bit.

chalice

05-10-2004, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 14:57
;) I'd love to help out but I have no idea what you're on about.

:) Oooo guess I sorta mighta a lil bit.
It is always helpful to be in the presence of a godess.

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j2k4

05-10-2004, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 08:57
;) I'd love to help out but I have no idea what you're on about.

:) Oooo guess I sorta mighta a lil bit.
Never mind, goddess.

Just take four hard left turns.

You'll get there. ;)

NotoriousBIC

05-10-2004, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by j2k4+10 May 2004 - 15:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 10 May 2004 - 15:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@10 May 2004 - 08:57
;) I'd love to help out but I have no idea what you're on about.

:) Oooo guess I sorta mighta a lil bit.
Never mind, goddess.

Just take four hard left turns.

You'll get there. ;) [/b][/quote]
That's what chalice did. See what it got him :lol:

*goddess*

05-10-2004, 02:55 PM

:D Excellent...... I do like to give a helping hand

:blink: Only I'm getting dizzy trying to work out where I'm supposed to end up after 4 hard left turns. :P

chalice

05-10-2004, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by NotoriousBIC+10 May 2004 - 15:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NotoriousBIC @ 10 May 2004 - 15:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by j2k4@10 May 2004 - 15:00
<!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@10 May 2004 - 08:57
;) I'd love to help out but I have no idea what you're on about.

:) Oooo guess I sorta mighta a lil bit.
Never mind, goddess.

Just take four hard left turns.

You'll get there. ;)
That's what chalice did. See what it got him :lol: [/b][/quote]
Up to his knees in infant poo. :lol:

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Snee

05-10-2004, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by chalice+10 May 2004 - 16:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 10 May 2004 - 16:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Up to his knees in infant poo. :lol: [/b]
Which also consists of matter and energy, BTW

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chalice

05-10-2004, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by SnnY+10 May 2004 - 15:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 10 May 2004 - 15:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 16:06
Up to his knees in infant poo. :lol:
Which also consists of matter and energy, BTW

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My point precisely.

That quote looks strangely familiar.

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Snee

05-10-2004, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by chalice+10 May 2004 - 16:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 10 May 2004 - 16:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY+10 May 2004 - 15:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 10 May 2004 - 15:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@10 May 2004 - 16:06
Up to his knees in infant poo.  :lol:
Which also consists of matter and energy, BTW

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snip
[/b][/quote]
My point precisely. [/b][/quote]
Silly me, I was focusing on the means of production regarding said substance as a positive.

chalice

05-10-2004, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by SnnY+10 May 2004 - 15:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 10 May 2004 - 15:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalice+10 May 2004 - 16:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 10 May 2004 - 16:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY@10 May 2004 - 15:08
<!--QuoteBegin-chalice@10 May 2004 - 16:06
Up to his knees in infant poo. :lol:
Which also consists of matter and energy, BTW

<!--QuoteBegin-FYI

snip

My point precisely. [/b][/quote]
Silly me, I was focusing on the means of production regarding said substance as a positive. [/b][/quote]
Only if you are the one doing the pooing.

It takes a lot of energy to clean up all that matter.

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*goddess*

05-10-2004, 03:09 PM

:rolleyes: More fodder for me nightmares.

:unsure: Anyone got a happy, cheery thought here?

Snee

05-10-2004, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 16:15
Only if you are the one doing the pooing.

It takes a lot of energy to clean up all that matter
Aha, yet another service performed by energy then.

Admittedly, matters are looking a bit dodgy at the moment.

j2k4

05-10-2004, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by SnnY+10 May 2004 - 09:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 10 May 2004 - 09:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalice+10 May 2004 - 16:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 10 May 2004 - 16:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY@10 May 2004 - 15:08
<!--QuoteBegin-chalice@10 May 2004 - 16:06
Up to his knees in infant poo. :lol:
Which also consists of matter and energy, BTW

<!--QuoteBegin-FYI

snip

My point precisely. [/b][/quote]
Silly me, I was focusing on the means of production regarding said substance as a positive.[/b][/quote]
Well, perhaps the, um....substance could be used as some sort of fuel.

For a left-turn-only vehicle of some sort? :huh:

We could use it to shuttle people in and out of this thread, for example. :)

chalice

05-10-2004, 03:10 PM

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 15:17
:rolleyes: More fodder for me nightmares.

:unsure: Anyone got a happy, cheery thought here?
If you believe hard enough, you will be able to fly.

Only try it from the ground first.

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Snee

05-10-2004, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by j2k4@10 May 2004 - 16:18
We could use it to shuttle people in and out of this thread, for example. :)
Is that a hint I should be taking?

j2k4

05-10-2004, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by SnnY+10 May 2004 - 09:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 10 May 2004 - 09:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@10 May 2004 - 16:18
We could use it to shuttle people in and out of this thread, for example. :)
Is that a hint I should be taking? [/b][/quote]
Not at all, Snny-

Help us design and develop said vehicle, and we will all be rich! :P

EDIT: Poor Chalice; shoveling poo with one hand and typing with the other. :(

*goddess*

05-10-2004, 03:14 PM

:o I thought the exact same thing Snny!

Snee

05-10-2004, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by j2k4+10 May 2004 - 16:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 10 May 2004 - 16:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY@10 May 2004 - 09:19
<!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@10 May 2004 - 16:18
We could use it to shuttle people in and out of this thread, for example. :)
Is that a hint I should be taking?
Not at all, Snny-

Help us design and develop said vehicle, and we will all be rich! :P

EDIT: Poor Chalice; shoveling poo with one hand and typing with the other. :( [/b][/quote]
Here I was going to cleverly weave something about talking poo and "world news and events" together.

But I'm above such matters. :)

chalice

05-10-2004, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by j2k4+10 May 2004 - 15:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 10 May 2004 - 15:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY@10 May 2004 - 09:19
<!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@10 May 2004 - 16:18
We could use it to shuttle people in and out of this thread, for example. :)
Is that a hint I should be taking?
Not at all, Snny-

Help us design and develop said vehicle, and we will all be rich! :P

EDIT: Poor Chalice; shoveling poo with one hand and typing with the other. :( [/b][/quote]
That's a job for an Irish engineer.

J2, you should see my keyboard. I don't just type virtual feces.

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j2k4

05-10-2004, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 09:22
:o I thought the exact same thing Snny!
Oh, you people! :lol:

Y'know, I can't remember a thread this long dedicated to aiding the pursuit of stars; gotta be a record. ;)

*goddess*

05-10-2004, 03:18 PM

:x I tried to assist..... but ugh I'm outta here.

chalice

05-10-2004, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by j2k4+10 May 2004 - 15:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (j2k4 @ 10 May 2004 - 15:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@10 May 2004 - 09:22
:o I thought the exact same thing Snny!
Oh, you people! :lol:

Y'know, I can't remember a thread this long dedicated to aiding the pursuit of stars; gotta be a record. ;) [/b][/quote]
I'm afraid I may have set an awful precedent, J2.

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Snee

05-10-2004, 03:21 PM

Maybe people just like you.

A wild stab in the dark.

sArA

05-10-2004, 03:24 PM

Nearly there then Chalice...nice to see so many people assisting you here, I wish I had joined in more, but my count is so pathetically low that I would need to sit on the computer 24/7 for about a month and still not get there....maybe next year!!!! :blink:

chalice

05-10-2004, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by SnnY@10 May 2004 - 15:29
Maybe people just like you.

A wild stab in the dark.
Aw, you know to strum the old heart strings, Snny.

Those were the last words heard by Julius Caesar.

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chalice

05-10-2004, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by sara5564@10 May 2004 - 15:32
Nearly there then Chalice...nice to see so many people assisting you here, I wish I had joined in more, but my count is so pathetically low that I would need to sit on the computer 24/7 for about a month and still not get there....maybe next year!!!! :blink:
Every little helps, Sara. And you're right, the guys have been super. A special shout out to Snny. The guy's a trooper.

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BigDaddy555

05-10-2004, 03:31 PM

almost there Chalice.........

heres my 2 cents

so, what kind of car do you drive?

chalice

05-10-2004, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by BigDaddy555@10 May 2004 - 15:39
almost there Chalice.........

heres my 2 cents

so, what kind of car do you drive?
I don't drive, BD. I wouldn't trust myself behind two tons of metal.

But if I did, it would be a Saab.

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BigDaddy555

05-10-2004, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by sara5564@10 May 2004 - 09:32
Nearly there then Chalice...nice to see so many people assisting you here, I wish I had joined in more, but my count is so pathetically low that I would need to sit on the computer 24/7 for about a month and still not get there....maybe next year!!!! :blink:
sara

your way ahead of me!

guess ill need 2 yrs

BigDaddy555

05-10-2004, 03:33 PM

well how do you get around

do you live in the city

BigDaddy555

05-10-2004, 03:35 PM

just for grins...http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v192/tommybr1810/Alizee_dance.gif

chalice

05-10-2004, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by BigDaddy555@10 May 2004 - 15:41
well how do you get around

do you live in the city
I live in a town in N Ireland.

I get the train everywhere. Well, not everywhere. Just to one place. Namely Belfast. There's not much point going anywhere else. :blink:

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Snee

05-10-2004, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 16:40
But if I did, it would be a Saab.
Ah SAAB.

I remember warm midsummer days, where every car by the roadside was a SAAB.

Bonnets open and steam slowly drifting over the road, a car to sit down in and really reflect.

Mainly on the odd choices regarding the radiator designs of Svenska Aero Aktie Bolaget.

This was of course years ago, and I doubt they could still be making the same mistake.

Probably inventing new ones as we post.

Busyman

05-10-2004, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by chalice+10 May 2004 - 10:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 10 May 2004 - 10:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Busyman@10 May 2004 - 14:09
chalice.........I didn't know you were a guy? :blink:

The name...the way you post...

First I find out Jonno's is gay er bisexual and now I find out a member named chalice is a dude. AAAARRRGHH!!!

Anyway feel free to reply. It should get you to 1000 easily.
I would have thought that my member details were a bit of a dead giveaway.

I'll leave the machismo to you. You've got enough testosterone for the both of us.

958 [/b][/quote]
Never looked at your "details". :lol: :lol:

It was more your name then the posts.

Either way..no big deal in the end. Just my confusion. :huh:

chalice

05-10-2004, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by SnnY+10 May 2004 - 15:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 10 May 2004 - 15:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@10 May 2004 - 16:40
But if I did, it would be a Saab.
Ah SAAB.

I remember warm midsummer days, where every car by the roadside was a SAAB.

Bonnets open and steam slowly drifting over the road, a car to sit down in and really reflect.

Mainly on the odd choices regarding the radiator designs of Svenska Aero Aktie Bolaget.

This was of course years ago, and I doubt they could still be making the same mistake.

Probably inventing new ones as we post. [/b][/quote]
I just really like the design of the old ones. 1100's I think they were. They were automatics and looked like something a James Bond baddie would drive.

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chalice

05-10-2004, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by Busyman+10 May 2004 - 15:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman @ 10 May 2004 - 15:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 10:24
<!--QuoteBegin-Busyman@10 May 2004 - 14:09
chalice.........I didn't know you were a guy? :blink:

The name...the way you post...

First I find out Jonno's is gay er bisexual and now I find out a member named chalice is a dude. AAAARRRGHH!!!

Anyway feel free to reply. It should get you to 1000 easily.
I would have thought that my member details were a bit of a dead giveaway.

I'll leave the machismo to you. You've got enough testosterone for the both of us.

958
Never looked at your "details". :lol: :lol:

It was more your name then the posts.

Either way..no big deal in the end. Just my confusion. :huh: [/b][/quote]
No probs.

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RGX

05-10-2004, 03:51 PM

"Reality as we percieve it is not what it seems."

Discuss.

chalice

05-10-2004, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by RGX@10 May 2004 - 15:59
"Reality as we percieve it is not what it seems."

Discuss.
Reality is purely subjective.

It's one of those intangibles. Like love or the mole on my back.

977

Snee

05-10-2004, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by chalice+10 May 2004 - 17:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 10 May 2004 - 17:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RGX@10 May 2004 - 15:59
"Reality as we percieve it is not what it seems."

Discuss.
Reality is purely subjective.

It's one of those intangibles. Like love or the mole on my back.

977 [/b][/quote]
If you could poke it.

Would it be objective?

sArA

05-10-2004, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by BigDaddy555+10 May 2004 - 15:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BigDaddy555 @ 10 May 2004 - 15:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-sara5564@10 May 2004 - 09:32
Nearly there then Chalice...nice to see so many people assisting you here, I wish I had joined in more, but my count is so pathetically low that I would need to sit on the computer 24/7 for about a month and still not get there....maybe next year!!!! :blink:
sara

your way ahead of me!

guess ill need 2 yrs [/b][/quote]
Yup....but just look at my join date........ho hum <_<

We have a nice little thunderstorm going on here.... very pretty and rumbly,

I think I am safe, its a works comp so if it blows, they all blow!!!! ha ha

chalice

05-10-2004, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by SnnY+10 May 2004 - 16:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 10 May 2004 - 16:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 17:00
<!--QuoteBegin-RGX@10 May 2004 - 15:59
"Reality as we percieve it is not what it seems."

Discuss.
Reality is purely subjective.

It's one of those intangibles. Like love or the mole on my back.

977
If you could poke it.

Would it be objective? [/b][/quote]
No. But it would be objectionable

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Snee

05-10-2004, 04:41 PM

that about leaves me dumbstruck.

I'll have to go off and find something else that's worthwhile to do now.

(BUMP)

chalice

05-10-2004, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by SnnY@10 May 2004 - 16:49
I'll have to go off and find something else that's worthwhile to do now.
If you find something, let me know.

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brotherdoobie

05-10-2004, 04:45 PM

Almost there friend...For what it's worth.

http://img57.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/SeaOfStars.jpg

Peace brotherdoobie

chalice

05-10-2004, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@10 May 2004 - 16:53
Almost there friend...For what it's worth.

http://img57.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/SeaOfStars.jpg

Peace brotherdoobie
It is not the moment nor the memory, BD, it's the anticipation.

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brotherdoobie

05-10-2004, 04:54 PM

Anticipation...Is the foreplay of life is it not?

Peace brotherdoobie

chalice

05-10-2004, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@10 May 2004 - 17:02
Anticipation...Is the foreplay of life is it not?

Peace brotherdoobie
Beautifully stated.

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j2k4

05-10-2004, 05:19 PM

The harbor boats are bringing the good ship H.M.S. Chalice to a new Five Star berth. :D

[N][O][B]

05-10-2004, 05:19 PM

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BigBoo

05-10-2004, 05:23 PM

i wonder where he got the idea for numbering posts from :unsure:

chalice

05-10-2004, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by j2k4@10 May 2004 - 17:27
The harbor boats are bringing the good ship H.M.S. Chalice to a new Five Star berth. :D
Jettisoning passengers in it's terrible wake.

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chalice

05-10-2004, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by BigBoo@10 May 2004 - 17:31
i wonder where he got the idea for numbering posts from :unsure:
It came to me in a dream.

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(>Zero Cool<)

05-10-2004, 05:37 PM

nearly there, I'll start polishing your new badge ;)

chalice

05-10-2004, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@10 May 2004 - 17:45
nearly there, I'll start polishing your new badge ;)
Thanks, Deputy.

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Busyman

05-10-2004, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by SnnY+10 May 2004 - 12:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 10 May 2004 - 12:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 17:00
<!--QuoteBegin-RGX@10 May 2004 - 15:59
"Reality as we percieve it is not what it seems."

Discuss.
Reality is purely subjective.

It's one of those intangibles. Like love or the mole on my back.

977
If you could poke it.

Would it be objective? [/b][/quote]
I poke my girlfriend .....and she's objective.

RGX

05-10-2004, 05:42 PM

4 men are in a boat. Its sinking. There are only 3 life jackets, one of which has a hole, another a rip, and another a tear. The only materials they have are one cork and a pair of scissors. All 4 men survive. How did they do it?

bujub22

05-10-2004, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by Busyman+10 May 2004 - 13:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Busyman @ 10 May 2004 - 13:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY@10 May 2004 - 12:20

Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 17:00
<!--QuoteBegin-RGX@10 May 2004 - 15:59
"Reality as we percieve it is not what it seems."

Discuss.
Reality is purely subjective.

It's one of those intangibles. Like love or the mole on my back.

977
If you could poke it.

Would it be objective?
I poke my girlfriend .....and she's objective. [/b][/quote]
are'nt they all :D

chalice

05-10-2004, 05:44 PM

The water is about six feet deep.

985

RGX

05-10-2004, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 17:52
The water is a bout six feet deep.

985
Nope.

BigBoo

05-10-2004, 05:46 PM

plugthe hhole in te boat

chalice

05-10-2004, 05:48 PM

Originally posted by RGX@10 May 2004 - 17:50
4 men are in a boat. Its sinking. There are only 3 life jackets, one of which has a hole, another a rip, and another a tear. The only materials they have are one cork and a pair of scissors. All 4 men survive. How did they do it?
One of them gouges out the other twos' eyes with the scissors and floats home on their bloated corpses. Though all four don't survive in that scenario.

986

chalice

05-10-2004, 05:54 PM

Snee

05-10-2004, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by chalice+10 May 2004 - 17:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 10 May 2004 - 17:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@10 May 2004 - 16:49
I'll have to go off and find something else that's worthwhile to do now.
If you find something, let me know.

979 [/b][/quote]
Nothing so far.

RGX

05-10-2004, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by chalice+10 May 2004 - 18:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 10 May 2004 - 18:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RGX@10 May 2004 - 17:50
4 men are in a boat. Its sinking. There are only 3 life jackets, one of which has a hole, another a rip, and another a tear. The only materials they have are one cork and a pair of scissors. All 4 men survive. How did they do it?
The cork is about ten foot wide.

988 [/b][/quote]
All good answers but nope.

J'Pol

05-10-2004, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by RGX+10 May 2004 - 19:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RGX @ 10 May 2004 - 19:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 18:02
<!--QuoteBegin-RGX@10 May 2004 - 17:50
4 men are in a boat. Its sinking. There are only 3 life jackets, one of which has a hole, another a rip, and another a tear. The only materials they have are one cork and a pair of scissors. All 4 men survive. How did they do it?
The cork is about ten foot wide.

988
All good answers but nope. [/b][/quote]
The boat is in the harbour or close to it.

Yo Chalice, almost there mate.

chalice

05-10-2004, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by J'Pol+10 May 2004 - 18:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'Pol @ 10 May 2004 - 18:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by RGX@10 May 2004 - 19:26

Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 18:02
<!--QuoteBegin-RGX@10 May 2004 - 17:50
4 men are in a boat. Its sinking. There are only 3 life jackets, one of which has a hole, another a rip, and another a tear. The only materials they have are one cork and a pair of scissors. All 4 men survive. How did they do it?
The cork is about ten foot wide.

988
All good answers but nope.
The boat is in the harbour or close to it.

Yo Chalice, almost there mate. [/b][/quote]
Indeed, JP.

It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache.

989

Snee

05-10-2004, 07:24 PM

A bit slow today, innit?

Also I use these: :D

Saves me the trouble of actually smiling.

BigDaddy555

05-10-2004, 07:26 PM

are we there yet

are we there yet

are we there yet

are we there yet

are we there yet

chalice

05-10-2004, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by SnnY@10 May 2004 - 19:32
A bit slow today, innit?

Also I use these: :D

Saves me the trouble of actually smiling.
Ah well,. I'll quiver my last ten arrows until the dawn when there's better light for hunting.

Good night all and many thanks.

990

brotherdoobie

05-10-2004, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by BigDaddy555@10 May 2004 - 14:34
are we there yet

are we there yet

are we there yet

are we there yet

are we there yet
No.

Peace brotherdoobie

RGX

05-10-2004, 07:41 PM

thewizeard

05-10-2004, 08:26 PM

I presume there was a hole in the boat, did they plug it with the cork? What do you think Chalice? :)

RGX

05-10-2004, 08:28 PM

Nope. :)

You'll kick yourself when you get it.

chalice

05-11-2004, 10:08 AM

Morning Folks. Today is the day. Woohoo.

990

brotherdoobie

05-11-2004, 10:09 AM

Soon my friend :)

Peace brotherdoobie

chalice

05-11-2004, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@11 May 2004 - 10:17
Soon my friend :)

Peace brotherdoobie
Very very soon, BD.

Loved that "beast post" btw. :)

991

(>Zero Cool<)

05-11-2004, 10:18 AM

Hi chalice ;) , so are you trying to eek out the last few posts or do you want to blast into the 4 figs as quick as poss no messing about? :unsure:

chalice

05-11-2004, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@11 May 2004 - 10:26
Hi chalice ;) , so are you trying to eek out the last few posts or do you want to blast into the 4 figs as quick as poss no messing about? :unsure:
I'm ready, Jesus. Take me now, Lord.

993

lynx

05-11-2004, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by chalice@11 May 2004 - 10:16
Morning Folks. Today is the day. Woohoo.

990
Double post?

I think not, this was 991.

You don't fool us that easily. :P

chalice

05-11-2004, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by lynx+11 May 2004 - 10:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 11 May 2004 - 10:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@11 May 2004 - 10:16
Morning Folks. Today is the day. Woohoo.

990
Double post?

I think not, this was 991.

You don't fool us that easily. :P [/b][/quote]
Nope, I posted in another thread. :P

994

lynx

05-11-2004, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by chalice+10 May 2004 - 19:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 10 May 2004 - 19:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@10 May 2004 - 19:32
A bit slow today, innit?

Also I use these:  :D

Saves me the trouble of actually smiling.
Ah well,. I'll quiver my last ten arrows until the dawn when there's better light for hunting.

Good night all and many thanks.

990 [/b][/quote]
What about this one then. ;)

(>Zero Cool<)

05-11-2004, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by chalice+11 May 2004 - 10:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 11 May 2004 - 10:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by lynx@11 May 2004 - 10:30
<!--QuoteBegin-chalice@11 May 2004 - 10:16
Morning Folks. Today is the day. Woohoo.

990
Double post?

I think not, this was 991.

You don't fool us that easily. :P
Nope, I posted in another thread. :P

994 [/b][/quote]
yes I noticed <_< , I'd rather you hadn't bothered :rolleyes:

anyway, only a couple more steps to go.......come on you can do it, the finishing line is in sight, it's the home straight......................... :01:

chalice

05-11-2004, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by lynx+11 May 2004 - 10:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 11 May 2004 - 10:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalice@10 May 2004 - 19:38
<!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@10 May 2004 - 19:32
A bit slow today, innit?

Also I use these: :D

Saves me the trouble of actually smiling.
Ah well,. I'll quiver my last ten arrows until the dawn when there's better light for hunting.

Good night all and many thanks.

990
What about this one then. ;) [/b][/quote]
Yep, I boobed. I'm stumbling headlong into stardom.

995

chalice

05-11-2004, 10:29 AM

Mother? Is that you? You look so young and pretty. Timmy? Is that you? Your arm's no stuck in the combine harvester anymore. Where am I?

996

lynx

05-11-2004, 10:31 AM

Have they turned anti-spam off?

chalice

05-11-2004, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by lynx@11 May 2004 - 10:39
Have they turned anti-spam off?
Anti-spam has been my nemesis throughout this endeavour.

997

lynx

05-11-2004, 10:35 AM

Make up your mind, is she your sis or your anti?

chalice

05-11-2004, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by lynx@11 May 2004 - 10:43
Make up your mind, is she your sis or your anti?
:lol:

In my family, its hard to tell.

998

*goddess*

05-11-2004, 10:36 AM

:o Still not there yet?? Bloody hell.

:unsure: Has someone thought of next project since this ones so close to the climax? :D

chalice

05-11-2004, 10:37 AM

Stand back, boys, I thinks she's gonna blow....

999

brotherdoobie

05-11-2004, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by *goddess*@11 May 2004 - 05:44
:o Still not there yet?? Bloody hell.

:unsure: Has someone thought of next project since this ones so close to the climax? :D
Yes it's the building of the beast...Or we tie up Ziggy an tickle him with
broken glass :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie

lynx

05-11-2004, 10:39 AM

Ok jetje, you can close this now. :rolleyes:

brotherdoobie

05-11-2004, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by chalice@11 May 2004 - 05:45
Stand back, boys, I thinks she's gonna blow....

999
Do you have your condom ready Chalice?

Peace brotherdooobie

*goddess*

05-11-2004, 10:40 AM

:D Are you there Chalice?? Oooooo Chalice baby, yeah baby do it now now now damn ya. :P :lol:

:unsure: Couldn't we tickle with feathers BD, glass sounds kinda nasty and messy. :D

brotherdoobie

05-11-2004, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by lynx@11 May 2004 - 05:47
Ok jetje, you can close this now. :rolleyes:
:lol:

Peace brotherdoobie

brotherdoobie

05-11-2004, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by *goddess*@11 May 2004 - 05:48
:D Are you there Chalice?? Oooooo Chalice baby, yeah baby do it now now now damn ya. :P :lol:

:unsure: Couldn't we tickle with feathers BD, glass sounds kinda nasty and messy. :D
It's only Ziggy :rolleyes:

Peace brotherdoobie :)

chalice

05-11-2004, 10:42 AM

I hadn't planned to stick around
This plethora of plebs I'd found.
Here was something unprofound.
My English teacher would have frowned.

You'd need galoshes for the geeks
Thought I, this place is crammed with cliques.
Who writhed in tongues of pings and tweaks.
A noob was half afraid to speak.

I settled in. I dug in deep.
I got in line behind the sheep.
Something told me that I'd reap
Something gainful on the cheap.

And then, such wonders to behold.
When once within this school enrolled.
The pupils needing telling, told.
The arseholes needing rolling, rolled.

Gods and monsters here at play.
A vivid, vulgar thorned bouquet.
My preconcepts in disarray.
I wandered, whistling through the fray.

Kings dethroned and jesters crowned.
Those who wouldn't swim just drowned
Or sunk straight into solid ground,
Their footing being less than sound.

It never was my hope to strive
Amid so many seething lives.
And yet, somehow, I seem to thrive.
Grateful to have still survived.

It's not a jail. There are no bars.
The wounds we take will not bear scars.
I've brought along some nice cigars.
So check out my new fucking stars.

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[img]http://www.cubanbest.com/images/agedmonte.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> ('http://www.cubanbest.com/images/agedmonte.jpg')

I'd like to thank each and every person who posted in this thread. You've indulged me more than I deserve. You are diamonds to the last molocule.

brotherdoobie

05-11-2004, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by chalice@11 May 2004 - 05:50
I hadn't planned to stick around
This plethora of plebs I'd found.
Here was something unprofound.
My English teacher would have frowned.

You'd need galoshes for the geeks
Thought I, this place is crammed with cliques.
Who writhed in tongues of pings and tweaks.
A noob was half afraid to speak.

I settled in. I dug in deep.
I got in line behind the sheep.
Something told me that I'd reap
Something gainful on the cheap.

And then, such wonders to behold.
When once within this school enrolled.
The pupils needing telling, told.
The arseholes needing rolling, rolled.

Gods and monsters here at play.
A vivid, vulgar thorned bouquet.
My preconcepts in disarray.
I wandered, whistling through the fray.

Kings dethroned and jesters crowned.
Those who wouldn't swim just drowned
Or sunk straight into solid ground,
Their footing being less than sound.

It never was my hope to strive
Amid so many seething lives.
And yet, somehow, I seem to thrive.
Grateful to have still survived.

It's not a jail. There are no bars.
The wounds we take will not bear scars.
I've brought along some nice cigars.
So check out my new fucking stars.

Image Resized
Image Resized
[img]http://www.cubanbest.com/images/agedmonte.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> (http://www.cubanbest.com/images/agedmonte.jpg)

I'd like to thank each and every person who posted in this thread. You've indulged me more than I deserve. You are diamonds to the last molocule.
Well said......and congrats.
You got your five stars with class Chalice.

Peace brotherdoobie

lynx

05-11-2004, 10:47 AM

Only one thing left to say

STFU :P

*goddess*

05-11-2004, 10:47 AM

:clap: Bravo!! A very worthy memorial post Chalice.

Phew! Think I need a cigarette now. :P :lol:

chalice

05-11-2004, 10:51 AM

I will stfu with pleasure.

Thanks again.

Cheese

05-11-2004, 10:55 AM

:D Well done Chalice :D

Though I should perhaps warn you that these stars are not real and can not be redeemed for goods or services. :(

Though they sure do look purty :lol:

sArA

05-11-2004, 11:16 AM

Nice one Chalice...feel better now huh?

chalice

05-11-2004, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by sara5564@11 May 2004 - 11:24
Nice one Chalice...feel better now huh?
Thanks Sara and Cheese. It's all downhill from here. :)

brotherdoobie

05-11-2004, 11:18 AM

Hi Sara :)

Peace brotherdoobie

thewizeard

05-11-2004, 11:18 AM

Puff, puff, finally made it, well done chalice, there has been a lot of quality posts amongst the 1001... :)

chalice

05-11-2004, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by nigel123@11 May 2004 - 11:26
Puff, puff, finally made it, well done chalice, there has been a lot of quality posts amongst the 1001... :)
Thanks Nige, mate.

I notice you're not a kick in the arse off the kilo yourself.

This week for sure. It's been a funny old year.

Ella

05-11-2004, 11:43 AM

So what now, Chalice? :rolleyes:

chalice

05-11-2004, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by Ella@11 May 2004 - 11:51
So what now, Chalice? :rolleyes:
I'll start a new account and do it all again. It'll be easier this time. I've got 1000 posts to copy and paste.

brotherdoobie

05-11-2004, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by chalice+11 May 2004 - 06:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 11 May 2004 - 06:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-nigel123@11 May 2004 - 11:26
Puff, puff, finally made it, well done chalice, there has been a lot of quality posts amongst the 1001... :)
Thanks Nige, mate.

I notice you're not a kick in the arse off the kilo yourself.

This week for sure. It's been a funny old year. [/b][/quote]
Strange times indeed.
I just recieved my 5th star 2 weeks ago after a year and half :blink:

Feel any different? ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

chalice

05-11-2004, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+11 May 2004 - 11:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 11 May 2004 - 11:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalice@11 May 2004 - 06:31
<!--QuoteBegin-nigel123@11 May 2004 - 11:26
Puff, puff, finally made it, well done chalice, there has been a lot of quality posts amongst the 1001... :)
Thanks Nige, mate.

I notice you're not a kick in the arse off the kilo yourself.

This week for sure. It's been a funny old year.
It is strange times indeed.
I just recieved my 5th star 2 weeks ago after a year and half :blink:

Feel any different? ;)

Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
Actually, BD, I do.

But that's because I made such a big deal out of it. Its quite sad really. Not anticlimactic but a feeling of being in the eye of the storm.

brotherdoobie

05-11-2004, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by chalice+11 May 2004 - 06:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 11 May 2004 - 06:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@11 May 2004 - 11:54

Originally posted by chalice@11 May 2004 - 06:31
<!--QuoteBegin-nigel123@11 May 2004 - 11:26
Puff, puff, finally made it, well done chalice, there has been a lot of quality posts amongst the 1001... :)
Thanks Nige, mate.

I notice you're not a kick in the arse off the kilo yourself.

This week for sure. It's been a funny old year.
It is strange times indeed.
I just recieved my 5th star 2 weeks ago after a year and half :blink:

Feel any different? ;)

Peace brotherdoobie
Actually, BD, I do.

But that's because I made such a big deal out of it. Its quite sad really. Not anticlimactic but a feeling of being in the eye of the storm. [/b][/quote]
Not sad at all.
I thought this was a pretty cool way of getting your 5th star.

I was kinda proud of taking forever to do it...You know what I mean?
You should be too...If that makes any sense :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie

chalice

05-11-2004, 11:58 AM

Perfect sense as ever BD. ;)

DaniB

05-11-2004, 01:09 PM

;) Hey well done Chalice! Nice 1000th post. Congratulations.

:D

SingaBoiy

05-11-2004, 01:17 PM

Is there something wrong with this pic...?

http://home.comcast.net/~ecoakes/images/chaliceposts.JPG

chalice

05-11-2004, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by DaniB@11 May 2004 - 13:17
;) Hey well done Chalice! Nice 1000th post. Congratulations.

:D
Cheers Danib. Couldn't have done it without ya. ;)

DanB

05-11-2004, 01:24 PM

Well done Chalice, one of the longest threads for a while too :D

chalice

05-11-2004, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by danb@11 May 2004 - 13:32
Well done Chalice, one of the longest threads for a while too :D
Long and winding, Dan. :D

Snee

05-11-2004, 01:32 PM

I missed it.

Darn! :rolleyes:

chalice

05-11-2004, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by SnnY@11 May 2004 - 13:40
I missed it.

Darn! :rolleyes:
I was hoping you'd be around, hotshot. :rolleyes:

Snee

05-11-2004, 01:36 PM

I was off pursuing a bit of education.

Didn't actually learn anything, though.

chalice

05-11-2004, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by SnnY@11 May 2004 - 13:44
I was off pursuing a bit of education.

Didn't actually learn anything, though.
Funny, I'm pursuing some education at the minute. I'm off to pick up my son from school. His teacher looks right smart.

Catch you this after.

j2k4

05-11-2004, 02:08 PM

Well, now.

It's done, and done with class. ;)

Communism never worked quite so well. :P

Congratulations, Chalice!

Wish I had gotten here sooner, but yesterday's effort plain tuckered me out, and I just now roused myself.

Actually, I've been up few a few minutes; started reading the thread, and every time I got to the bottom of the page, there's another to read-amazing!

We have no more deserving member than you. Chalice. :)

chalice

05-11-2004, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by Mr JP Fugley@11 May 2004 - 14:12
well done Charlies,

or perhaps medium rare, me cannae deeside.

will you be informing the male progeny of your Herculean feet.
He'll know all about my herculean feet if he doesn't get his homework done.

Thanks JP.

chalice

05-11-2004, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by j2k4@11 May 2004 - 14:16
Well, now.

It's done, and done with class. ;)

Communism never worked quite so well. :P

Congratulations, Chalice!

Wish I had gotten here sooner, but yesterday's effort plain tuckered me out, and I just now roused myself.

Actually, I've been up few a few minutes; started reading the thread, and every time I got to the bottom of the page, there's another to read-amazing!

We have no more deserving member than you. Chalice. :)
Thanks J2. It's been a struggle. But worth it, I think.

chalice

05-11-2004, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by Mr JP Fugley@11 May 2004 - 15:34
the lad is putting you to shame.
It wouldn't be the first time.

jazzthefunk

05-11-2004, 03:59 PM

Well done :smoke: :01:

Aaron_T

05-11-2004, 06:55 PM

what

Aaron_T

05-11-2004, 06:56 PM

Aaron_T

05-11-2004, 06:56 PM

Aaron_T

05-11-2004, 06:57 PM

doing

Aaron_T

05-11-2004, 06:57 PM

Aaron_T

05-11-2004, 06:58 PM

this

Aaron_T

05-11-2004, 06:58 PM

thread

J'Pol

05-11-2004, 09:40 PM

Chalice, well done and with style.

Top Man, once again.

:beerchug:

chalice

09-23-2006, 10:39 PM

All in vain!

Stars fade, I suppose.

Agrajag

09-23-2006, 10:47 PM

How.

chalice

09-23-2006, 10:51 PM

How.

Because I made it to 5 stars 2 years ago but they went and gone and moved the buggering goalposts on me. The Gets!!

Agrajag

09-23-2006, 10:54 PM

Bar steward I had hoped it was less prosaic than that.

chalice

09-23-2006, 11:02 PM

Bar steward I had hoped it was less prosaic than that.

Sorry, only pure self-pity. I could make it rhyme if you'd prefer. Wouldn't do much for the content, though.

And I just don't have the resolve to go through this star-chasing caper again.

Agrajag

09-23-2006, 11:11 PM

chalice

09-23-2006, 11:22 PM

Sorry, only pure self-pity. I could make it rhyme if you'd prefer. Wouldn't do much for the content, though.

And I just don't have the resolve to go through this star-chasing caper again.

What do you mean again, you didn't go through it before.

I, ambitiously started this thread 2 years ago, consumed as I was, with the aim to acheiving 1000 posts and so 5-starred ecstacy.

Needlees to say, the ecstacy was somewhat less than 5-stardom and to make matters worse, my hard earned gas balls were soon diminished to a paltry 4-star affair, barely representative of any kind of thermodynamic significance in this huge universe of a forum of ours.

You can appreciate my destress.
My loss is nuclear.