Ever Tried To Pick Up A Hooker?

[Keikan]

Have you ever tried to pick up a prostitute?

(poll please)

[manker]

nah, would do my back in - the ones arounf my way are as fat as feck :x

[J!GGY]

Oh god

[MicroScreen2]

i tried once but she wouldnt get on the back of my raliegh activator

[manker]

Originally posted by MicroScreen2@8 July 2004 - 12:30
i tried once but she wouldnt get on the back of my raliegh activator
if she was proper stuck you could probably get a fair bit of money for that seat on ebay.

[MicroScreen2]

Originally posted by manker+8 July 2004 - 12:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 8 July 2004 - 12:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MicroScreen2@8 July 2004 - 12:30
i tried once but she wouldnt get on the back of my raliegh activator
if she was proper stuck you could probably get a fair bit of money for that seat on ebay. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: i dont even know why that made me laugh

[SillyRumours]

yes, but then she starting discussing the charge, i asked if i could use paypal, she said yes but said there was a 5% surcharge, so i had her arrested for illegally surcharging, bitch

[Celerystalksme]

Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex :D

[manker]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@8 July 2004 - 14:33
Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex :D
how did you manage that?

- better in the sack than all 4000 of her previous customers so got it for free.

- post coital rabbit punch to the whores neck before a swift getaway

- had no cash to pay so spent the next 3 weeks as bubba the pimp&#39;s bitch

- I lost my nerve, subsequently she didn&#39;t have the heart to charge..

[Keikan]

Hmmm i was looking for a serious answer, maybe i should have started this topic in Talk Club

[Mathea]

yeah but htere u wouldnt get an answer at all :lol:

[Proper Bo]

I tried once over IRC, she promised to bring headphones too&#33; :huh:

[DanB]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@9 July 2004 - 01:02
I tried once over IRC, she promised to bring headphones too&#33; :huh:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

She also said it wasn&#39;t guarantteed you would get it :lol:

[ZaZu]

Originally posted by Keikan@8 July 2004 - 19:15
Hmmm i was looking for a serious answer
Yes...yes I have.. :wub:

[Darth Sushi]

If she&#39;s good looking, she&#39;s probably a cop. :rolleyes: Besides, hookers with no teeth give good BJ&#33;http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v130/newcster68/SMILIES/tooth.gif

[ck-uk]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi@9 July 2004 - 03:23
If she&#39;s good looking, she&#39;s probably a cop. :rolleyes: Besides, hookers with no teeth give good BJ&#33;http://img42.photobucket.com/albums/v130/newcster68/SMILIES/tooth.gif
you n shn would be a good couple...

http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showt...iew=getlastpost (http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=117344&view=getlastpost)

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by manker+9 July 2004 - 00:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 9 July 2004 - 00:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@8 July 2004 - 14:33
Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex :D
how did you manage that?

- better in the sack than all 4000 of her previous customers so got it for free.

- post coital rabbit punch to the whores neck before a swift getaway

- had no cash to pay so spent the next 3 weeks as bubba the pimp&#39;s bitch

- I lost my nerve, subsequently she didn&#39;t have the heart to charge.. [/b][/quote]
it was my girlfriend at the time :lol:

[Keikan]

a hooker was your girlfriend?

neat.

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by Keikan@9 July 2004 - 22:02
a hooker was your girlfriend?

neat.
yeah but the stupid bitch forgot to charge everyone :lol:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Keikan@9 July 2004 - 14:02
a hooker was your girlfriend?

neat.
That could have it&#39;s advantages.

She has a fine income.

She knows all the tricks there are to know..............

She is probably goodlooking.....


Forget all the above when she is addicted.

But, hey, chances are you are an addict yourself in that case..............



Yogi

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing+9 July 2004 - 22:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 9 July 2004 - 22:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Keikan@9 July 2004 - 14:02
a hooker was your girlfriend?

neat.
That could have it&#39;s advantages.

She has a fine income.

She knows all the tricks there are to know..............

She is probably goodlooking.....


Forget all the above when she is addicted.

But, hey, chances are you are an addict yourself in that case..............



Yogi [/b][/quote]
yes, i will admit...i am a sex addict :(

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme+9 July 2004 - 14:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Celerystalksme @ 9 July 2004 - 14:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SensualBarfing@9 July 2004 - 22:13
<!--QuoteBegin-Keikan@9 July 2004 - 14:02
a hooker was your girlfriend?

neat.
That could have it&#39;s advantages.

She has a fine income.

She knows all the tricks there are to know..............

She is probably goodlooking.....


Forget all the above when she is addicted.

But, hey, chances are you are an addict yourself in that case..............



Yogi
yes, i will admit...i am a sex addict :( [/b][/quote]
Hey, join the forces&#33;&#33;&#33; :01:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing+9 July 2004 - 22:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 9 July 2004 - 22:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Celerystalksme@9 July 2004 - 14:46

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@9 July 2004 - 22:13
<!--QuoteBegin-Keikan@9 July 2004 - 14:02
a hooker was your girlfriend?

neat.
That could have it&#39;s advantages.

She has a fine income.

She knows all the tricks there are to know..............

She is probably goodlooking.....


Forget all the above when she is addicted.

But, hey, chances are you are an addict yourself in that case..............



Yogi
yes, i will admit...i am a sex addict :(
Hey, join the forces&#33;&#33;&#33; :01:

:lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
yes the forces are too strong not to join :lol:

[manker]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme+9 July 2004 - 11:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Celerystalksme @ 9 July 2004 - 11:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by manker@9 July 2004 - 00:42
<!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@8 July 2004 - 14:33
Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex :D
how did you manage that?

- better in the sack than all 4000 of her previous customers so got it for free.

- post coital rabbit punch to the whores neck before a swift getaway

- had no cash to pay so spent the next 3 weeks as bubba the pimp&#39;s bitch

- I lost my nerve, subsequently she didn&#39;t have the heart to charge..
it was my girlfriend at the time :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: I see, but there is still something unclear about all of this



didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex

So you only had sex with her the once, or you paid all the other times? :P

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by manker+9 July 2004 - 23:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 9 July 2004 - 23:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Celerystalksme@9 July 2004 - 11:54

Originally posted by manker@9 July 2004 - 00:42
<!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@8 July 2004 - 14:33
Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex :D
how did you manage that?

- better in the sack than all 4000 of her previous customers so got it for free.

- post coital rabbit punch to the whores neck before a swift getaway

- had no cash to pay so spent the next 3 weeks as bubba the pimp&#39;s bitch

- I lost my nerve, subsequently she didn&#39;t have the heart to charge..
it was my girlfriend at the time :lol:
:lol: I see, but there is still something unclear about all of this



didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex

So you only had sex with her the once, or you paid all the other times? :P [/b][/quote]
it is a long story

i payed for it in other ways :(

[manker]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme+9 July 2004 - 13:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Celerystalksme @ 9 July 2004 - 13:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by manker@9 July 2004 - 23:07

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@9 July 2004 - 11:54

Originally posted by manker@9 July 2004 - 00:42
<!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@8 July 2004 - 14:33
Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex :D
how did you manage that?

- better in the sack than all 4000 of her previous customers so got it for free.

- post coital rabbit punch to the whores neck before a swift getaway

- had no cash to pay so spent the next 3 weeks as bubba the pimp&#39;s bitch

- I lost my nerve, subsequently she didn&#39;t have the heart to charge..
it was my girlfriend at the time :lol:
:lol: I see, but there is still something unclear about all of this



didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex

So you only had sex with her the once, or you paid all the other times? :P
it is a long story

i payed for it in other ways :( [/b][/quote]
I feel for bad for you. seems like it&#39;s always the same with those pros turned girlfriends, old habits die hard and you always end up paying for it one way or another - look at Richard Gere :(

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by manker@9 July 2004 - 23:37
I feel for bad for you. seems like it&#39;s always the same with those pros turned girlfriends, old habits die hard and you always end up paying for it one way or another - look at Richard Gere :(
as they say on jerry springer "Ya can&#39;t turn a hoe into a housewife* :)

[UcanRock2]

Not today...or ever

[brenda]

hypothetically speaking If I have a friend who is a lady of the night and I give her a lift to work, have I picked up a hooker?

[DanB]

Originally posted by brenda@9 July 2004 - 19:48
hypothetically speaking If I have a friend who is a lady of the night and I give her a lift to work, have I picked up a hooker?
No :lol:

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by brenda@9 July 2004 - 18:48
hypothetically speaking If I have a friend who is a lady of the night and I give her a lift to work, have I picked up a hooker?
No...

Your just learning the pimping trade ;)

[MicroScreen2]

i&#39;m surprised and a little disappointed no ones made a joke about rugby yet

http://www.melroserugby.bordernet.co.uk/articles/2002/16s-tour/large/tour-4.jpg

:ph34r:

[Spindulik]

No, I never tried to pickup a hooker. I don&#39;t think anyone has to "try" to pickup a hooker. Not much effort there needed.

As a matter of fact, I have had hookers try to pick me up, as a customer. Maybe I am too expensive.

[Snee]

I&#39;d never try it.

I imagine that if I ever considered it seriously, my consciense, and my sense of self preservation would get in the way, STD&#39;s and all that.

[Darth Sushi]

Where are the Hugh Grant fans? :rolleyes:

[Keikan]

Originally posted by SnnY@9 July 2004 - 12:23
I&#39;d never try it.

I imagine that if I ever considered it seriously, my consciense, and my sense of self preservation would get in the way, STD&#39;s and all that.
http://www.allcondoms.com/images/trojanenzbulk.jpg

They solve everythings

[Snee]

Not really.