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03-22-2003, 11:56 AM
2 lawyers are walking along the beach and they see 2 naked women sun tanning. One lawyer looks to the other and says "we should go screw those women". The other lawyer looks and them and says " out of what? "

03-22-2003, 12:38 PM
* First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?

Second person: No.

First person: Good!

* You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

You shoot the lawyer. Twice.

* What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

* What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion.

* How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.

* What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn.

* What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

* Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.

* How do you know if a lawyer is well hung? You can't get you finger between the rope and his neck.


03-22-2003, 07:20 PM
Looks like everyone loves lawyers :lol: :lol: :lol:

03-23-2003, 12:01 AM
It was so cold out yesterday, I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.