Chavs stole my pen!

[Mr. Mulder]

I was at college in a room that's like a library, a big open planed place with computers, as I was signing out, a small gang on chavs stumbled into the room, much like a group of disgruntled penguins. They were you're garden variety chavs fitted out with hoods, hats, a large selection of Argos jewelry and very bad dialect. They walked over to a work station near me and one of them tried to sit on a chair. He failed miserably by missing the chair completely - his feet were on the seat as he sat on the spine of the chair, I can only assume this was accidental :unsure: Anyway, I signed out and started to walk away but stopped remembering I left my pen. I turned around and went back to find that the pen was gone! :o as were the chavs :o

I know it was them because there was a *Panda Pop bottle left at the crime scene :unsure:

*Panda Pop: Chav Juice

[DanB]

Swine :dry:

[bujub22]

:lol: go on a gta killin spree on them

[manker]

:lol: :lol:

They'll probably sell your pen - chavs have no use for them - and use the cash to buy spokie dokies for their bikes. Damn chavs :dry:

[DanB]

Was it a Bic biro?

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol: :lol:

They'll probably sell your pen - chavs have no use for them - and use the cash to buy spokie dokies for their bikes. Damn chavs :dry: If Kellogg's had continued to give away bike reflectors in their cereal then there'd be less pen crime :ermm:

But there again, Kellogg's isn't served in your local café covered in grease, so they probably wouldn't have bothered in the first place :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Was it a Bic biro?
Yeah, a black one - hadn't even got round to chewing the pen lid :(

[100%]

One of the greatest advantages of schools, universities and offices is your occasional free forgotten pen.

[{I}{K}{E}]

was it an expensive pen? because I stole pens 2, but only when I needed one ( those cheap BIG pens ;) )

[DanB]

Yeah, a black one - hadn't even got round to chewing the pen lid :(


Thats just not on :dry:

[bigboab]

I have a house full of them.:lol: Went round and collected them after every class. Nobody ever reclaimed them. Probably because they stole them in the first place.:cool:

[DanB]

I used to have loads but they have all run away :(

[Lilmiss]

Sometimes I like to go out with my chav friends.
Makes me look cool. :01:


Thinking of it, no, it doesn't. :no: :crying:

[DanB]

Sometimes I like to go out with my chav friends.
Makes me look cool. :01:


Thinking of it, no, it doesn't. :no: :crying:


quoted for posterity :D

[Lilmiss]

quoted for posterity :D

Quoted to stop your lounge pawnage.

[DanB]

Quoted to stop your lounge pawnage.


Quoted to quote you :shifty:

[manker]

I used to have loads but they have all run away :(Did you capture the chavs to learn their ways in your quest to become King Chav :unsure:

How did they escape :ohmy:

[DanB]

Did you capture the chavs to learn their ways in your quest to become King Chav :unsure:

How did they escape :ohmy:


I meant pens you blithering idiot :no:

[manker]

I meant pens you blithering idiot :no:How convenient for you :dry:

How veeeeeeeery convenient.







:unsure:

[DanB]

But you're like Fagan to the local chav's near you

[manker]

That flagrant abuse of the PA is noted :dry:

[DanB]

I'd abuse your PA ;)

[Lilmiss]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/th_room.gif

[DanB]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/th_room.gif


Na its okay, she is called Amy :lol:

[manker]

Teh miss and her doity mind :w00t:



Dan has actually seen a pic of my PA :wub:

[DanB]

Teh miss and her doity mind :w00t:



Dan has actually seen a pic of my PA :wub:

I have too :shifty:

[Lilmiss]

:wub:

Does she know about you and Dan? :w00t:

[DanB]

:wub:

Does she know about you and Dan? :w00t:


There is no me and manker for her to know anout :ermm:

[Lilmiss]

:whistling :w00t: :whistling

[DanB]

My pc is pwning me :(

[Lilmiss]

Your pc is pwned up? :w00t:



Mine hasn't crashed in days!!!! :rawk:

[DanB]

I should really send it back as its under warranty but I can't afford to send it back

[Lilmiss]

Put a lead on it, and drag it back. :01:

[DanB]

Its miles away though :(

I am tempted to just get some new bits for Xmas and try and replace a few and see if that helps but then its speniding (someone else's) money when I don't really need to

[Lilmiss]

Kick it.


Works for me. :01:

[DanB]

Kick it.


Works for me. :01:


I have done :lol:

It even has the bootmarks to prove it :01:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

i see white people

[Mr. Mulder]

i see white people

Are they wearing Argos "bling"? :shifty:

Dan, didn't that new mobo work? :unsure:

[DanB]

Not with my poo old gfx card it didn't