I is off my

[DanB]

tits tits tits tits :01:

[ziggyjuarez]

P is off my pee pee pee?

[manker]

I'm twatted as well.

Football Xmas do tomorrow, did a bit of warming up down the local tonight :01:

[DanB]

Beers and a half of sniff :whistling


I have the flatmates listening to Dropkick Murphys :01:

[manker]

Well done for educating teh chavs :91:

If you were my missus where would you hide the Grolsch that I brought home from work today? It's not in the fridge :unsure:

[callum]

Well done for educating teh chavs :91:

If you were my missus where would you hide the Grolsch that I brought home from work today? It's not in the fridge :unsure:
The oven or the washing machine

[DanB]

If you were my missus where would you hide the Grolsch that I brought home from work today? It's not in the fridge :unsure:


Outside in the garage?


Now they are listening to The Punkles :01:

[callum]

Outside in the garage?


A woman going outside in the cold :blink:

[Rick Phlegm]

Maybe she left a little treasure hunt.

Look for clues in invisible ink.

[manker]

None of those places :glare:

Weirdly she didn't hide the box of 48 vodka shot things that I also brought home. I'm goinna drink them instead, maybe not all of them but if I'm sick I can blame her :D

[DanB]

Drink them and send some apple ones to my gmail please :D

[Rick Phlegm]

Weirdly she didn't hide the box of 48 vodka shot things that I also brought home. I'm goinna drink them instead, maybe not all of them but if I'm sick I can blame her :D
Do a little experiment.

Photograph yourself after every five shots and post the pics so we can see you getting progressively drunker. :01:

[manker]

I htink they're all one flavour - red - which isn't technically a glavour but what can ya do. brb.

[DanB]

make that 2/3rd's.


All my xmas g will be gone :crying:

[manker]

Do a little experiment.

Photograph yourself after every five shots and post the pics so we can see you getting progressively drunker. :01::lol:

Well I might have but they tasted so foul that I woke her up and asked where the beer was. It was outside the back door cause the fridge was full :blink:

Couldn't she have just taken some food out or something. FFS.

[DanB]

:lol:

Well I might have but they tasted so foul that I woke her up and asked where the beer was. It was outside the back door cause the fridge was full :blink:

Couldn't she have just taken some food out or something. FFS.


Thtas what I was hinting.


I am glad I gacve some to my flatmate to hide who has gone to bed.

I have a big xmas party to go to tomorrow :01:

[Mathea]

theres tons of bottles here, but its a liquer and sweet stuff and meant for mixing..... but i need other stuff to mix it with

anyone want some triple sec , midori, or chambord? or any of the other 17 bottles?

[Rick Phlegm]

anyone want some triple sec , midori, or chambord? or any of the other 17 bottles?
You should just mix it up into one huge cocktail.

I mildly poisoned a guy doing that once. :01:

[manker]

Thtas what I was hinting.


I am glad I gacve some to my flatmate to hide who has gone to bed.

I have a big xmas party to go to tomorrow :01:Were you?lol

I'd never have found it out there, nice and cold tho' :D

Btw, what is Xmas g :unsure:

[Mathea]

You should just mix it up into one huge cocktail.

I mildly poisoned a guy doing that once. :01:


I had alcohol poisoning once (tequila).... was told that I was lucky i was alive (long story)

plus, Ive done stuff like that before, and nine times out of ten, its disgusting

[DanB]

Btw, what is Xmas g :unsure:


Xmas gramme :)

oh dear brb

[manker]

plus, Ive done stuff like that before, and nine times out of ten, its disgustingI'm going to take that out of context and think about your sex life :shifty:

[Mathea]

@Dan: was that an "oh dear Im gonna be sick"? hope not

@manker: I dunno how to respond.... should I be insulted that making a comment about being disgusting makes you think about my sex life... or should I just worry that that you used that smilie after ur response? :no:

[RPerry]

hmmmm, see you have to be like me. I can handle my booze. Got home and wrestled with the great danes :) beat that :cool:

Dan will be back after he's done puking ;) :sick:

[RPerry]

[QUOTE=Mathea]@Dan: was that an "oh dear Im gonna be sick"? hope not

that was my bet, read my first post
:lol:

[DanB]

it was an oh dear wqhat do I drink firrst -

pint of vodka & coke
pint of beer
cup of tea


maybe a poll is in order :01:

[Mathea]

if i didnt have to be at work at 8 am I would drink


I gotta go to bed early though bc after work i gotta go job hunting, as not only has this only been part time, but its ending in a week or 2 tops

so hopefully manker will send me a ticket so i can start pouring tea or w/e the job was

[manker]

It's up to you how you take it but it was meant as a nod to experiments rather than anything insulting, or is that insulting.

You should probably not worry about smiley usage.

[manker]

It was tea making but there are many opportunities for advancement :01: :D

[DanB]

don't spam my spam thread please :)

[Mathea]

@manker: okies (to both posts)

@dan: this is not spam dammit its me getting a job so I can afford to get drunk (on my time off of course, Im a good employee)

[DanB]

I am getting fucked couretsy of my mum paying off my credit card for me :D

ty mum :wub:

[Rick Phlegm]

I am getting fucked couretsy of my mum
:unsure:


Sorry, but that's the first thing I saw. :lol:

[DanB]

:unsure:


Sorry, but that's the first thing I saw. :lol:


I'm English not Scottish :rolleyes:

We don't do that sort of thing

[Rick Phlegm]

I'm English not Scottish :rolleyes:

We don't do that sort of thing
:ohmy:

http://moderation.forumflash.com/style_emoticons/default/PWNED.gif

[manker]

I thought the Scots subscribed to the mantra; "Woman for children, fauna for pleasure but a Melon for extacy" :unsure:

[Mathea]

:unsure:


Sorry, but that's the first thing I saw. :lol:

ditto... had to read it slower a second time :P

dan, any chance of ur mom wanting to adopt a 23 yr old american girl and give me money?

[DanB]

I thought the Scots subscribed to the mantra; "Woman for children, fauna for pleasure but a Melon for extacy" :unsure:


Beats sheep I guess :blink:

[Lilmiss]

chambord?


I was on that last night.
And banana liquer, and vodka, and becks.


I don't remember getting home.
In fact, I don't remember much after molesting the Statue of Liberity. :unsure:

[manker]

I was on that last night.
And banana liquer, and vodka, and becks.


I don't remember getting home.
In fact, I don't remember much after molesting the Statue of Liberity. :unsure: Glad you had a rawking night too :01:

I went out and had a shedful. This thread makes painful reading for me, what was I thinking :ermm:


Edit: What's this about the Statue of Liberty and do you like Frenzal Rhomb (my current faves)

[Lilmiss]

Yeah, I do like what I've heard of Frenzal Rhomb on comps and whatnot.
And I have no idea why I abused the statue, think someone told me to.
Ahem. :shifty:

Never mix your spirits! :no:

I woke hugging a roll of wrapping paper, and a towel.

[manker]

I must send you their Meet The Family album.



Also that's not so bad, at least the things you were hugging were soft, I woke up with a few of those test tube shot container things in my pocket, which have caused ickle bruises on my thigh and I'd tipped half a Grolsch can over the settee after the passing out.

I'm not in good books but it's alright cause I'll be going back out in a few hours :01:

[DanB]

Hmmm, morning time already :ph34r:

[Mr. Mulder]

Bloody hell, the ques in town went right to the back of the shops :ohmy:

[DanB]

thats cos its nearly Xmas

This time next week is Xmas day

[Cheese]

bluh

[DanB]

definitley

[Cheese]

bluh?

[DanB]

I woke hugging a roll of wrapping paper, and a towel.

At least you were prepared for the worst :D



Bluh bluh :(

[Mr. Mulder]

thats cos its nearly Xmas

This time next week is Xmas day

didn't we have one of those last year? :dry:

[DanB]

didn't we have one of those last year? :dry:


i think so :huh:

[Mr. Mulder]

i think so :huh:

knew it :dry:

[DanB]

Annual event I believe

[Mr. Mulder]

Anal event I believe


:ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

:ohmy: the original Invasion Of The Body Snatchers is on tomorrow morning at 1:20am on beeb2, fantastic :01:


Invasion of the Body Snatchers 5 stars!
1:20am - 2:40am
BBC2
VIDEO Plus+: 5994600
Subtitled, Black & White

Pods from outer space land in a small California town and start replicating the inhabitants, replacing them with unfeeling doubles, in this chilling science-fiction tale from director Don Siegel. This classic of the genre (co-scripted by an uncredited Sam Peckinpah from the novel by Jack Finney) reflects the blacklisting hysteria of the McCarthy era, as Siegel tersely piles on the nightmare with pulse-pounding briskness. Although expertly remade twice (in 1978 and 1993), the original is still the most striking, with a justly famous scalp-freezing ending.

Directed by: Don Siegel
Filmed in: 1956


Miles Bennell - Kevin McCarthy

Becky Driscoll - Dana Wynter

Danny - Larry Gates

Jack - King Donovan

Theodora - Carolyn Jones

Sally - Jean Willes

Nick - Ralph Dumke

Wilma - Virginia Christine

[lynx]

:ohmy: the original Invasion Of The Body Snatchers is on tomorrow morning at 1:20am on beeb2, fantastic :01:

Anal event I believe :whistling

[Mr. Mulder]

:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

whats the difference between an ipod and an mp3 player? other than the little apple logo :huh:

[DanB]

Ipods seem to hold more

[ziggyjuarez]

DanB can you tell me what the title of this thread mean please?

[Skiz]

If your American, that entire first page made no sense. :blink:

[bill oddie]

If your a merkin nothing makes sense other than blowing shit up.