TheDave
12-25-2004, 02:12 PM
what do you call an australian sorcerer?
the wizard of oz
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"i'm a magician"
"whats your best trick?"
"sawing a woman in half"
"do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"i have six half sisters"
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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
nothing, it just gave out a little wine
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What do cannibals have for lunch?
baked beings
the wizard of oz
-------------
"i'm a magician"
"whats your best trick?"
"sawing a woman in half"
"do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"i have six half sisters"
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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
nothing, it just gave out a little wine
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What do cannibals have for lunch?
baked beings