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http://members.aon.at/frankenstein/images/zombie/zombie3.jpg
Zombie Killer Power Tools
A REVIEW
Okay - if you have reached the apocalypse, and you need to Survive.
Don't just go for the cheapo pwer tools to rip up some Zombies
DONT grab the glossy looking ones ...EVER - they WILL not LAST, past 3 zombies...maybe...if your lucky.
it is simply not worth it
http://www.dvd-forum.at/screenshots/bilder/zombie-dawn-of-the-dead-8.jpg
FESTO
Festo seems to be the hottest zombie tool as of yet (but could be a fashion - comes with a very cool casing. (not cheap-ever) - Will perform a clean head cut whichever tools you use.
http://www.festool-usa.com/portando/images/bilder/historie/1929.jpg
MAKITA
in the old millenium, makita was king, but seems to have lost popularity among the die hard zombie leg cutters, still i personally disagree with this "fad" makita stilll drills skulls, twists like no other
http://www.moltechpower.co.uk/images/marketing/makita_drill_new.jpg
DeWalt
DeWalt recently AntiZombieTools recently entered ther market and seriously took over (however i d not place them on number one) - alll there tools are yellow and easily noticed in a panic situation which helps. Blood and yellow tools is good for the Karma.
http://www.dewalt.com//ProductImages/imports/US_Images/Dewalt/2122860_DC390_2.gif
http://spider.astro.uiuc.edu/EnnuiCentral/images/dawn_of_the_dead.jpg
HILTI
Old time favorite, has prooven over many years of the apoclypse as stable and reliable. Very popular in eastern european zombie infested areas. A must.
http://tlacaelel.igeofcu.unam.mx/~vladimir/gpsred/oaxaca/m_oxig%2002.jpg
BOSCH
Even in the most drastik of situations, evenif your zombie wife is giving birth to a zombie zkid, do not rip this from the supermarket...unless it is the proffesional version, (the expensive ones) - yes the work.
http://woodworker.com/images/ss/110-816.jpg
BLACK&DEKKER
Likewise, a Zombie wants to eat your testicles, you have a choice - a Dwalt or a Black&Dekeer, go for the Dewalt or maybe even the hammer unless you find the proffesional version. Do not compromise with your life.
http://img186.exs.cx/img186/5060/blackdeckermag1vs.jpg
Remember "heroes" use eye, face protection at all times.
http://www.starchem.co.uk/images/eye_ear.jpg
http://members.aon.at/frankenstein/images/zombie/rhodes-dead.jpg
Enjoy but be Safe
;)
Zombie Killer Power Tools
A REVIEW
Okay - if you have reached the apocalypse, and you need to Survive.
Don't just go for the cheapo pwer tools to rip up some Zombies
DONT grab the glossy looking ones ...EVER - they WILL not LAST, past 3 zombies...maybe...if your lucky.
it is simply not worth it
http://www.dvd-forum.at/screenshots/bilder/zombie-dawn-of-the-dead-8.jpg
FESTO
Festo seems to be the hottest zombie tool as of yet (but could be a fashion - comes with a very cool casing. (not cheap-ever) - Will perform a clean head cut whichever tools you use.
http://www.festool-usa.com/portando/images/bilder/historie/1929.jpg
MAKITA
in the old millenium, makita was king, but seems to have lost popularity among the die hard zombie leg cutters, still i personally disagree with this "fad" makita stilll drills skulls, twists like no other
http://www.moltechpower.co.uk/images/marketing/makita_drill_new.jpg
DeWalt
DeWalt recently AntiZombieTools recently entered ther market and seriously took over (however i d not place them on number one) - alll there tools are yellow and easily noticed in a panic situation which helps. Blood and yellow tools is good for the Karma.
http://www.dewalt.com//ProductImages/imports/US_Images/Dewalt/2122860_DC390_2.gif
http://spider.astro.uiuc.edu/EnnuiCentral/images/dawn_of_the_dead.jpg
HILTI
Old time favorite, has prooven over many years of the apoclypse as stable and reliable. Very popular in eastern european zombie infested areas. A must.
http://tlacaelel.igeofcu.unam.mx/~vladimir/gpsred/oaxaca/m_oxig%2002.jpg
BOSCH
Even in the most drastik of situations, evenif your zombie wife is giving birth to a zombie zkid, do not rip this from the supermarket...unless it is the proffesional version, (the expensive ones) - yes the work.
http://woodworker.com/images/ss/110-816.jpg
BLACK&DEKKER
Likewise, a Zombie wants to eat your testicles, you have a choice - a Dwalt or a Black&Dekeer, go for the Dewalt or maybe even the hammer unless you find the proffesional version. Do not compromise with your life.
http://img186.exs.cx/img186/5060/blackdeckermag1vs.jpg
Remember "heroes" use eye, face protection at all times.
http://www.starchem.co.uk/images/eye_ear.jpg
http://members.aon.at/frankenstein/images/zombie/rhodes-dead.jpg
Enjoy but be Safe
;)