View Full Version : I Shot Bigfoot
DarthInsinuate
02-21-2005, 11:42 AM
It was coming straight for me, so i shot it twice in the chest with a 12-gauge shotgun. I think was going for a slice of my pepperoni pizza. It's dead now so I can't show you the evidence that bigfoot did exist. I can't explain what it was doing in the middle of Portsmouth either, because i haven't fleshed out this farce much, I just thought about it on the toilet.
Mr. Mulder
02-21-2005, 01:33 PM
blah, pizza, too much cheese :sick:
Virtualbody1234
02-21-2005, 02:39 PM
Quantum Bigfoot.
http://mx.geocities.com/pcmuseo/mecatronica/discos/bigfoot.jpg
Oh noes, the captain hijacked darth's account.
manker
02-21-2005, 03:11 PM
I just ate a slice of Pizza that I left in my office yesterday evening. Tuna, cheese and tomato it was.
I don't have a fridge here so it was just left in the box. It'll be alright, won't it?
enoughfakefiles
02-21-2005, 03:14 PM
I just ate a slice of Pizza that I left in my office yesterday evening. Tuna, cheese and tomato it was.
I don't have a fridge here so it was just left in the box. It'll be alright, won't it?
Have you never seen the salad cream advert...... :lol:
manker
02-21-2005, 03:15 PM
Have you never seen the salad cream advert...... :lol:The one with Bob Carolgees :unsure:
Not quite sure which you mean ... .
enoughfakefiles
02-21-2005, 03:20 PM
The one with Bob Carolgees :unsure:
Not quite sure which you mean ... .
The one where he wakes up in the morning and theres a slice of pizza in his bed.He picks it up and takes it down stairs holds it over the bin as if he`s going to drop it in and takes a speck of shite of it and then puts salad cream on it to eat it... :D
manker
02-21-2005, 03:27 PM
Oh yeah :sick:
It was just left in a cardboard pizza box - I think that's okay but was concerned about leaving cooked tuna out overnight with the heating on :unsure:
Lilmiss
02-21-2005, 06:14 PM
The Loch Ness monster is well and swimming in my bath.
She's smaller than she looks on the postcards. :huh:
Cheese
02-21-2005, 06:35 PM
I just had a unicorn steak. Medium-rare. Yum yum.
enoughfakefiles
02-21-2005, 07:42 PM
I just had a unicorn steak. Medium-rare. Yum yum.
Do these tatse like chicken.???? :unsure:
Quantum Bigfoot.
http://mx.geocities.com/pcmuseo/mecatronica/discos/bigfoot.jpg
One of those came with the 140Mhz Pentium computer I bought in '97
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